/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15640228
144 sunny sides

>>15640232
chad

>>15640228
coerce an unwilling female into eating all of them and harvest those braps, king

48 egg mcmuffins with 3 eggs a piece. Store in meat freezer. Wrapped properly they'll last awhile.

quiche or frittata

>>15640228
Become an Eggman

>>15640228
stick em up your ass stu

beet pickled eggs are good on a salad

those huge folded omelettes they do in japan

>>15640228
You're only 9,856 more eggs away from a ferrari cake

>>15640228
You can barbecue them, boil them, broil them, bake them, sauté them. There's uh, egg-kabobs, egg creole, egg gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple eggs, lemon eggs, coconut eggs, pepper eggs, egg soup, egg stew, egg salad, egg and potatoes, egg burger, egg sandwich. That- that's about it.

>>15640228
where did you get 144 eggs?

>>15640438
>barbecued egg
what

>>15640519
Every passover

>>15640228
Make a lot of hollandaise sauce.

>>15640572

>>15640228

>>15640257
If she were to eat just the eggs and no carbs she wouldn't brap

>>15640228
The foundations of your egg fort

>>15640228
Eat them shell and all.

>>15640228
bring home 6 passed out girls?

I had three dozen (neighbor has hens), used up a dozen making pound cake, will make flourless chocolate cake next

>>15640228
Breakfast for Gaston.

>>15640228
Hard boil them and pickle most of them.

>>15640228

>>15640887

>>15640890

>>15640228
head start on keto

>>15640228
cure all the yolks
make meringue cookies with the whites

>>15640228
Lose a pound. Over four days, eat them (whites only) for 108g protein a day. That's only 612 calories a day. You'll want to eat 100 calories of steamed or raw broccoli for fiber. You'll have about a 1200 calorie deficit each day (depending on weight and height and activity. Easily, you will drop a pound.

>>15640228
separate them in 11 groups of 13

>>15640895
is this 2009 /v/?

>>15640228

>>15642168
Context?

>>15640642
>eggs don't have to be digested

>>15642623
>being this fucking new

>>15640228
You know what you must do

>>15641188
Good diet for dying of protein poisoning desu. I hope that this is intended to be a very short term diet otherwise you should be eating the whole egg.

>>15642717
>desu
Opinion discarded.

>>15640228
You need to eat all the eggs.

>>15640228
Hatch 144 chickens

>>15642685

>>15642737
>Clueless retard with no argument
Discard your life.

>>15642798
Says the newfag who activated the wordfilter.

Egg eating contest

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!

>>15640228
Hide them in foods they don't belong in to surprise your friends and family.

>>15642717
Correct. This diet >15641188 will overwork your kidneys. You can only convert ~200g of protein to calories a day. If you’re only eating protein you’ll die of kidney failure and caloric deficiency

>>15642737
This

>>15642798
Seethe

>>15643084
>replying to yourself
Big cringe

>>15643087
>falsely assuming someone is replying to themselves
Big cringe

>>15642819
Fuck you anon I can't breathe

>>15640228
YOU CAN TAKE THOSE EGGIES
AND STICK EM UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK EM UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK EM UP YOUR (YEAH!)
STICK EM UP YOUR (YEAH!)

>>15642805
>he doesn't trigger the word filter on purpose

>>15640228
Eat 5 dozen a day and become roughly the size of a barge.

>>15643246
He only has 12 dozen

Apparently you can freeze eggs. But not in the shell.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/can-you-freeze-eggs

>>15643254
So acquire 12 dozen more in 2 days?

>>15640887
>>15640890
>>15640895
i can't remember the context of the episode. Why did they need eggs?

>>15643488
They were making an "Ultra Bowl omelette"

>>15643512
who makes an omelette to watch a sports game?

>>15643525
The Pickles and DeVilles apparently.

>>15640228
Film yourself throwing them all in 1 second. Only people with 144hz monitors will be able to watch it

>>15640228
if you actually have 12 dozen eggs in your fridge right now and are trying to save space separate the yolks out or keep them in if you want them and save the egg whites in a big container

one dozen hard boiled or soft boiled to eat on the go.
put a few in whenever you make shakes and blend and drink
make fried rice with a bunch more eggs than you usually would add
Make a shitton of egg salad and freeze it.
make a massive pile of scrambled eggs or a massive omelette

>>15642717
>ignoring the broccoli

>>15640438
Based.

>>15640228
Egg fort

>>15640228
become roughly the size of a barge

Sounds gross op

a dozen each day for 12 days, you'll probably get pretty big.

>>15640228
144 egg sandwiches.

>>15644837
It would only last adult Gaston 2.4 days

>>15640228
I eat like 4 eggs a day and eggs keep for what, 2 months in the fridge? Probably longer. Just eat eggs for breakfast every day, its healthy, fast and simple. Eggs are the most versatile product in the food world they don't just have to be breakfast. I eat fried rice, stir fry noodles with eggs, omelets at midnight all the time. Shit half my diet is probably eggs and chicken

>>15640228
some guy ate 37 eggs in one day and died

>>15645319
Remember that /fit/ guy who ate a bunch in one sitting and started sweating and feeling like he was gonna die?

>>15640228
Is stu retarded?

>>15642623
I gotcha newfag. I better get my (You)

>>15645762
I was in this thread
I’m a total loser in 2021
But I was there for it all