/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Godamn i fucking hate that more than anything

>>15643378
>cold butter
>untoasted shit bread
You asked for this.

>>15643378
That why I now always microwave my butter for 10 seconds.

>>15643378
get a butter bell
>spreading butter on untoasted soft bread
were you going to make a butter sandwich?

>>15643378
You can leave butter out on the counter. I just put it in a small tupperware container. I always have a stick out and the butter is nice and spreadable. It won't ruin unless it's ridiculously hot in your place. It's good for a week or two depending on the temperature. I keep the rest of the box of butter in the freezer and wash the container and replace with another stick of butter as needed. It was such a wonderful thing to learn that you can leave butter out.

>>15643417
>americans don't butter their sandwiches

>set microwave to lowest power
>microwave butter for 10-15 seconds
wa la, it's soft now

>>15643415
>>15643675
just put it in a ramekin and smash it a little

>>15643675
I put some on a spoon and heat it up a little heroin style, better than microwaving and it only takes 5 seconds

>>15643852
Do you, inject it?

>>15643629
and we're supposed to be the fat ones?

>>15643378
Wifey material

Leave kerrygold out at room temp. You’re welcome.

>>15643625
This is winter. Room temp is too cold for butter to spread

>>15644034
I've been keeping butter out for years and it's always spreadable during winter. Even with the latest cold snap where the temperature was around 0 at night for a week it didn't get too hard to spread. If you never use your heater throughout the winter it would probably get too hard then but otherwise it's fine.

>>15644167
most normal people don't leave their heater on in their kitchen because it's a waste of money

>>15644180
We aren’t all europeons

>>15644180
Most people here have a heater that blows hot air through air ducts with vents positioned all throughout the house/apartment.

>>15643919
Whatever, you're missing out big time on that though you know.

>>15644022
Cunt

>>15644611
We use mayonnaise instead.

>>15643378
That's what you get for eating shit-tier Ameritard pseudo-bread.

>>15643852
I did this once but forgot that the knife was hot and burned my tongue when I tried to lick the butter off the knife

>>15643417
>butter bell
Why does this meme persist. You can literally just leave butter out on your counter.

I've stopped spreading butter on bread and instead brown it in a small frying pan then rub the bread in it. This works out very nicely if you're making eggs as well since you have to butter the pan anyways and can toast the butter soaked bread while the eggs cook.

>>15643378
oh fuck right on it’s fucking HOBO EGG TIME!!!!

just leave it out on the counter, it'll soften at room temperature and you'll literally never have that problem again.
bet you're using margarine too :) noob

>>15643378
...LAST SLICE BLOCKS YOUR PATH...

Me above; Forgot pic
>pic

>>15644731
>mayonaise
>instead of butter
yikes

>>15643919
>>15644731
lol

>he doesn't microwave his butter knife
That shit will shhhlide right through the coldest butter noob

>>15643378
Eat real bread and your problem disappears

>>15644821
That's... what a butter bell is for anon. Leaving butter on your counter. It just extends the lifespan.

Dont freeze your bread and leave the butter out overnight.

Viola.

>>15645673
You don't need to buy a retarded useless meme product when you can just leave it on the fucking counter like people have done for centuries. You would have to be a completely incompetent fucking moron to have a stick of butter go bad before you can use it all. Even if you're such a pansy bitch that you somehow can't use a stick of butter in a reasonable amount of time then fucking cut it in half and refrigerate the other half until your dumb faggot ass is able to use all of it. FUCK YOU

>>15643383
Even more then black people?

>>15645667
Are you a bird?

>>15645771
But I like black people

>>15643378
Just take a thin slice and apply it to the bread no spreading

This doesn't happen if you're a real man and buy unsliced bread.

>>15645667
>50% treebark
Yikes

>>15645667
I’m afraid your loaf has cancer. Of the butt.

>>15643378
my family and I never leave butter outside. it belongs in the fridge in the cute top section of the door. why do people leave butter outside? that seems gross. is it that hard to just microwave the butter for 5 seconds if you're making toast?

>>15643378
>keeping butter in the fridge
A sure sign of a plebian

>>15645979
Why not? Nothing's gonna happen to it in a week, there's not enough moisture. In an airtight container it's not even going to noticeably oxidize.

>>15643378
I know this happens when the butter is cold but I still keep trying.
The hubris of man

>>15644022
This is a Lurpak board, you fucking mick

>>15645340

fuck this guy finds opportunities in everything

inspo

>>15646040

its a regional-brand cultured butter board you nord-cock sucking fuck

>>15646040
Fuck your youtuber. I'm a Walter Staib man.

>>15643378
How did your parents not raise you to do this properly?
You don't actually keep butter in the fridge, do you?

>>15646040
BASED

>>15643629
you butter toast, you have butter and salt on nice sourdough
you dont need butter on a regular sandwich, its going to make other shit one it, particulary a sauce or mayonaise

>>15644010
This reminds me
>be 7
>jar of nacho cheese in fridge
>want warm cheesy nachos
>put cheese in bowl and microwave for 1 minute
>not hot enough for me put it back in for 2
>rubber in a bowl
>still eat half

>>15646040
looks like she would give lousy handjobs. pass

>>15643919
>fat makes you fat

>>15643895
No, I'm not american

>>15645673
But you don't need the bell. You can put it in a butter dish or just in whatever container you have with a lid. You don't have to deal with water or putting butter in the bell.

>>15645979
Because a single stick of butter won't spoil in a week and it's soft enough to spread. There's no reason not to leave it out. Why have to go through the step of microwaving the butter if I can just leave it out and have it always be spreadable?

>>15645883
That's a lie and you know it

>>15644180
Do Europeans not have central air?

>>15645789
>>15645915
>>15645951
cucks

>>15647235
What the fuck is central air?

>>15647296
I think he means central heating, if not then I don't know what he's talking about

>>15647296
European detected

>>15647296
Lots of burger homes are heated by a room in the center of the house where the fattest member of the family is Intravenously fed beans, milk and pickled eggs 24/7

The butter is much easier to spred if you dont cut off a thin slab from a side but scrape the butter off of the top. You get much thinner "shaving" that way, and the butter is already "broken up", so to speak.

>>15644010
A couple tablespoons of milk and a bit of butter. Ypu could have turned that into cheese sauce. There is way more sodium hexametaphisphate in processed cheese causes than necessary.

>>15646047
This is a homemade cultured butter board. You coop communist.

That's why i buy Irish butter. It turns spreadable quicker than the local varieties.

>>15648030
>Irish butter
You mean "I can't believe it's not catholic"

>>15643386
/thread

>>15646532
It can though

>>15647296

>>15644821
>Be Aussie
>Currently 47c
>Leave butter out
>It's rancid, covered with flies in 5min
Wew

>>15650714
>covered with flies
Do Australians really live like this?

>mom found the butter shoe

>>15643625
Do ________ people not have a butter dish?

>>15644034
Unironically what third world hole do you live in that you apparently don’t have heating

>eating butter
Americ*ns

>>15647291
I’m afraid your butt has cancer. Of the butt.

>>15645667
That fucking bread is making me feel itchy and anxious looking at it.

>>15650729
you have no idea my dude.
you literally cant get away from them.

>>15651192
You need to go back.

>>15643378
Holy fuck /ck/ posters is so fucking dumb. Second only to /x/.

>>15647480

Nothing makes me seethe harder

>>15643378
i found a tupperware container that can fit a stick of butter. when i slice into it i mash it flat all along the side of the container then scrape it back up and throw it on the bread. it spreads easily without ripping the bread. makes a mess out of the container and you have to be careful that you're not chipping plastic into your butter.

>>15643919
Funny thing is that fat isn't nearly as bad for you as sugar/carbs as.

Its the corn syrup and soda with fistfuls of sugar in it that fattens you up rather than the butter.

>>15644034
Do people not have heating?

>>15645771
good one anon

>>15650992
I keep it at 55F, why pay more for heat, just put on a sweater

>>15643386
Exactly, he knows the rules, and so do I.

>>15652287
your such a fucking queer lol

>>15647235
No we have parabolic arc air