/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how does this item work on big and small avacados?

>>15653984
The tighter you squeeze the handle the wider the spikes go to fit any avocado

>>15653974
Apple slicers are nice

I like this cause I can larp as a bear

>>15653974
Does something like this exist IRL? Would it make breading easier?

>>15654423
Yeah it's called put a lid on a bowl and shake the fucking thing

>>15654431
Instructions too complicated, accidentally shat in it and ate my own shit.

>>15653974
Pic related is nice for sandwiches because with a knife it's easy to fuck up the yolk. It's small and easy to clean so idc if it's a unitasker

>>15654442
You can slice other crap in those as well

>>15654017
use em every evening, definitely worth it if you've got a kid or just like eating apples a lot

>>15654435
You were supposed to get your dick stuck in it you retard.

>>15654442
I'd imagine that the yolks would have to be super green and overdone for this to even work.

>>15653974
Every time the thread about the "european" cheese slicer is posted I try to post about mandolines. I have an adjustable one that I use frequently to make potatoes au gratin, slice veggies for my kids' dinner, or slice cheese, especially cheese of odd shapes or hardness that make using a knife or shredder/normal slicer difficult.

They're pretty useful and I don't know of or see a lot of people using them.

>>15654453
that's what the wiener slicer is for you jackass

>>15654477
would actually be a useful tool to slice hot dogs for my 3 year old in the summer when we're grilling. Talk about something that would be short lived though.

>>15653974

Rubber mat. Like for old people to open jars.

I used elastic bands for ages then saw this circular thin rubber mat for jars.

Besides opening anything easy it works as grip under my chopping board or my whetstones.

Bit of rubber. Thumbs up.

>>15654017
>>15654449
they work well on pears and shit too. Love mine. Totally worth the 5 bucks.

>>15654497
>Besides opening anything easy it works as grip under my chopping board or my whetstones.
I like to use a damp paper towel underneath my cutting boards, makes them not move as much.

>>15654442
works great for slicing mushrooms

dont even own one but fugg this seems so much more faster than the one im using right now

>>15653984
You cut the sides and tip of the avocado with a knife

>>15653974
does it have a hope on the bottom to scoop it out? why not just spoon it out and cut it?

>>15654463
? they're literally wires going through. It mainly for hard boiled anyways.

>>15653974
>an in-the-skin-avocado-slicer
>the thread is for useful unitaskers
You already are fucking up, OP is a faggot as usual

>>15654616
damn that actually looks convenient compared to a press

>>15654041
sometimes its also not that easy to rip the meat apart even if you do it right, also for good home self defense against "friends"

>>15654491
he is too retarded to eat sausage?

>>15654442
You can also pretend to play a harp with it

Unpopular opinion:
But you can use a whisk to massage your testicles.
Makes the cooming experience more fluid, with excellent results.

I don't know how I lived before this.

>>15656265
what the fuck. This is a keurig for tortillas

>>15656607
It's a que-rig

>>15654041
based

>>15655185
You cut food before giving it to a three year old you dense fucker.

>>15654442
my mum uses it to slice cheese

>>15654544
>damp paper towel
yeah, but wasteful
bit of rubber or damp cloth towel works as well

>>15657069
what kind of cheese would this slice? any cheese I use would probably just snap the wires

Is there such a garlic press where it isn't shit

>>15654497
>>15654544
I buy sheet trays that come with silicone mats and put those fuckers under everything. Used a wet towel forever, but the silicone mats are so god damn sticky its just totally superior. That cutting board is not moving.

>>15654616
>press really hard on garlic
>it finally breaks
>shoots into your eye
>eyes burning, cant smell anything but garlic for days

>>15654616
>>15655161
>>15658166
just microplane your garlic its better and easier to clean

>>15656265
what the fuck did I just watch is this real
every second of this video was a surprise

>>15658188
What about the last tiny bit you cant microplane without destroying your fingers

>>15658203
if you really wanna get that last bit just going slow and ending on the root end is how you do it, but its never really that important

plus its less then whatever gets stuck in the press that you have to jam out with a scrub brush when you clean it later

>>15656265
YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL COOK WITH THE CAPSULES

Mine is called “knife” it cuts many things and saves up tons and tons of space in kitchen

>>15656265
I love how she alternates between talking like a white valley girl and saying "tourTEAyas" with the most forced mexican accent possible. Watch it with sound, you're missing out.

>>15654442
Theres no need for the bottom part!! Remove it pls

How many of those capsules would you need to feed 4 people?

>>15653974
Definetely Not the Thing you posted

>>15656075
What. I cant even imagine

>>15658166
idk why people think mincing garlic is so difficult with a knife, if it's really such a challenge just do a bunch all at once and wack it in an airtight jar with some olive oil so it's just ready to go

>>15658302
or better yet just throw it in a food processor with some olive oil and dump it in any container like they do in literally every restaurant

>>15653974
Apple slicers, garlic crushers, citrus juicers, and can openers are the only unitaskers I actually rely on.

>>15656265
Actually pretty dope, thought this was gonna be juicero tier at first

>>15658302
Garlic goes bad a few hours after mincing

>>15658357
wrong, it keeps fine in olive oil for 2 weeks
source:like >>15658305
said I actually worked in kitchens and we did this

>>15658203
Eat it

>>15656828
this. they don't have front teeth at that age.

>>15658297
Good god.where did this image come from

>>15654616
Crush it with the flat of a chef knife and give it a quick chopover.
If you are really that lazy get a regular garlic press.

>>15658262
https://youtu.be/tyQYe6w7g6g

>>15658203
have the last bit end up being the root bit. you werent gonna use it anyway, right anon?

>>15656623
Underrated

>>15658355
You're a faggot

>>15653974
This badboy

>>15658520
>this kills the orange

>>15655185
Please, please, PLEASE never procreate.

>>15658520
Why would you peel an orange?

>>15658637
to watch it writhe and squirm in pain

>>15653974
>actually good lesser known kitchen tools?
for me it's a nice sharp knife

>>15658674
Good good

>>15656265
God this is cancer. So much space for making one of the simplest flatbread in the world.

Go to the Mexican supermarket, buy a $5 tortilla press and a big bag of masa

>>15656265
Why is any of that needed? Why would you need that machine? People really is this much detached from life now?
A tortilla is the simplest thing you could do in your house, i doesn't even take too much time

>>15656265
So it turns dip into tortillas? I bet that bitch uses copenhagen.

>>15658297
This better not awaken anything in me.

>>15654423
A ziploc.

>>15654442
use it to slice mushrooms and strawbarries.

>>15656265
for the lazy chica to get fatter sooner after you marry her.

>>15654470
That's because we're afraid of losing a fingertip.
>>15654497
I have silicone potholders that are great for this.
>>15654616
I have the Joseph Joseph version and it's not great. If you had a mobility issue that prevented you from using a normal garlic press, it would be fine. There's just so much garlic that end up stuck inside that cannot be removed without water and a brush, which means a lot of waste. That could be a function of the larger holes, somewhat.
>>15656265
>flatbread are some of the oldest, simplest manmade foods on earth
>you need a machine to make them
Who is the target market here? Columbian trophy wives who married old white guys?
>>15656828
This. Sausages can get lodged in the airway.

>>15656265
I bet there's aluminum in the caps. Probably the single most useless and wasteful tool ever made. It's even slower, too, than making them by hand. Amazing.

>>15654442
>testicle loom.jpg

>>15657069
can she slice this dick bro

>>15654477
can it slice this wiener tho

>>15658185
Kek

I use this shit almost every day. You want poached eggs, perfectly done? I got you. You want to hardboil 10 eggs for a salad? Yup. Deviled eggs? Ezpz. You want the yolk runny? Yep. Oh yeah, what about a nice omelette? Done.

>>15659169
You ever seen a saucepan?

What many people dont know is that knifes and ovens are by definition unitaskers. A knife cuts things and an oven just heats things up.

>>15659177
can you just leave 4 eggs in the saucepan and walk away and come back to the perfect desired yolk consistency? I'll wait.

>>15653974
Surely that's not a real product...

>>15653974
I have a carrot sharpener at home. Like the one for a pencil, but larger

>>15658740
>I bet that bitch uses copenhagen
What did he mean by this?

>>15659197
I threw mine out since I couldn't figure out how to clean it effectively

>>15659197
Shaved carrots are dumb and shouldn't exist. It's objectively the worst way to consume carrot. It sucks in salads compared to chunks, it generally ruins the flavor, and it has a shit texture. Fuck chefs who use it as a garnish, get that shit off my plate and give me a real carrot REEEEEEE

>>15659197
>>15659223
what's the point when you already own a peeler?

>>15658166
I just mince garlic then smash it with the side of my knife if I need it like that

>>15659182
Yeah, you use a timer

>>15654041
based

>>15654477
All of this is going to end up in the Pacific Ocean.

>>15658166
Guys I need some honest advice. The garlic press get a lot of hate but I'm thinking of getting one. I use alot of garlic and usually I just chop it up with a knife but it has started to annoy me more and more. Say I use 5 cloves and these little fuckers are not that flat and nice they sometimes are. If I want it finely chopped it takes forever. Crush it with a knife just doesn't work the way I want. Most times I just do it quick and get pieces I think is too big. I don't like the microplane because it's too messy, it's everywhere and my skin starts to itch. I still need to do it for some stuff I make though. Garlic pressed being hard too clean is a meme. You just flip out that skin thing with whatever and rinse with water. Anyway, I heard it becomes more bitter when you use a press and you get the best taste if you grate it. How much difference is there really?

>>15655185
The shape gives him ptsd

>>15658733
Isn't it basically flour water salt? I've never made them but I wouldn't think they're very complicated

>>15659737
Because I want home cooked food but I don't want to cook.

>>15659746
>"smart" product with shitty subscription service
I will never buy one of these, even if it looks a step above a juicero I still looks just like a conoven with useless shit added.

>>15654041
based

>>15659746
My oven can already do that with an app. I can even preheat my over from the app.

>>15659948
>I can even preheat my over from the app
humanity was a mistake

>>15654442
These things are based for strawberries

>>15659180
and your mom just sucks my dick

>>15653974
I wouldn’t call the garlic press lesser known but it’s a very useful unitasker

>>15658166
Pampered Chef’s is really good

>>15659746
Imagine having such a sad life that you would even consider buying that thing

>>15660071
give me one good reason to slice strawberries that isnt fake food (baking)

>>15660176
i wouldnt buy one but id use one for sure if it was there, whats the difference between this and any instant made meal?
after cooking in a kitchen all day the last thing i want to do when I get home is cook more, I eat tonnes of "garbage" microwave/instant meals and shit

>>15659971
As much as I hate the iot meme and connected appliances this is one I could see myself using. Set da oven to preheat on my way home from work so it's ready to cook with when I get there. Yeah, the more I think about it nvm, unless you were cooking frozen shit you'll still have to do prep which would take up the preheating time.

>>15660219

>>15660386
>Strawberry, mustard, cinnamon

>>15660394
>anime

into the trash it goes

>>15660397
Not sure if bait or retarded. 2/10 cause I replied.

>>15660400
>doesn't know what mustard looks like
>calls other people retarded when they bait him
>replies anyway

lol

>>15660410
>he fell for the double bait

>>15660415
>still posting anime

>>15653974

>>15658150
Mozzarella

>>15660464
had one of these as a kid in the house, I just enjoyed using it I didn't give a shit about actualling peeling or coring an apple they're basically ready made to eat right off the tree without doing anything

>>15660533
These things are for baking.

>>15654442
Every person in Sweden use this all the time

>>15658262
>Watch it with sound, you're missing out.
why is there no sound on these 4chan hosted videos?

>>15660665
no they're for peeling and coring apples

>>15660230
>whats the difference between this and any instant made meal?
you look at the packaging and input the cooking time/temp
vs
holding the packaging up to the barcode scanner

>>15653974
so is there anything half way decent i could use to peel a hard boiled egg?

If you like Japanese food you need one of these things. Pre packaged katsuobushi is literal garbage trimmings compared to the freshly shaved stuff.

>>15654041
Jack ruined those for me. Can't look at those without a shit eating grin.

>>15660926
Whatever you say, weeb.

>>15660938
We're on the English version of a Japanese website

>>15660928
glad im not the only one lol, surprised nobody posted the webm

>>15660958
What's your point? Go to your Jap website then.

>>15658166
see >>15654616

>>15659689
just buy the jar of pre chopped garlic in oil you lazy fuck and get on with your day

>>15653974
garlic press

>>15660972
We're on a Japanese website though basically anon, that's my point

>>15660464
When I worked at a bakery we had this thing as an attachment for the KitchenAids and you could just blow through apples like nothing. Need 20 lbs of apples for pies? Gimme 10 minutes.

>>15660984
>>15660958
>replying to "weeb" posters
Why do you keep doing this?

>>15656265
It's fake you retards.

>>15660906
You could remove the front blade and put a fleshlight on the stabber. Could.

>>15660984
Take this. Use it well.

>>15660998
Because I'm bored

>>15655185
he's got to cut it up first so that no one gets any ideas from the way he eats it

>>15660922
Seconding this

>>15661004
It's not.

>>15660922
Just roll it on the countertop with your hand pressed down on it. But only enough pressure to crack the shell.

>>15659509
Good thing I live on the east coast lol

>>15660902
People used to hide cp where the sound data is supposed to go. This isn't really possible on 4chan anymore as demonstrated by the boards that allow it but nagasaki is too lazy to change it

>>15656265
why not just buy premade tortillas if you're already buying pods for the machine

>>15660541
didn't love his nuts

>>15656265
Why does she talk out of the side of her mouth?
And why is there a singular black person among the 3 mexicans

>>15661290
Not entirely wrong, but also grossly simplified.
Embedded archives containing all sorts of things (cheese, vira, etc.) was a thing, so ~10 years ago mootles set 4chan to autostrip all embedded files (exif, audiostreams, archives) that weren't relevant to the board an image was posted on. This is why iToddlers will often post sideways pics. They don't actually realign their photos, they just rotate them, which is stored in the exif that gets stripped when they post.
/p/ still has exifs because they're relevant to the board and the 2 dedicated videoboards still has sound.

Autostripping both gets rid of potentially unpleasant surprises, but it also saves a shitton of bandwidth. Mootles once said in a blogpost about 4chan optimization that shaving something as insignificant as 5 bits (not bytes, bits) off a post translated into 10 TB saved bandwidth/month. That was back when the site had ~20 mil unique users/month.

>>15660902
Because this is an imageboard, not a videoboard. /gif/ and /wsg/ are videospecific boards, they support sound.

>>15654041
based

>>15658302
>>15658305
>>15658360
These posts brought to you by Botulism

>>15658410
based cumtown chad

>>15660326
bro but what if your oven malfunctions and it starts a fire while you aren't home

>>15658272
Peeled boiled eggs round are slippery, without that to hold them in place I predict lots of droppage

>>15658166
What's wrong with a garlic press? I have one and use it all the time, it's really convenient. There are a few times where I think "maybe it's not so bad to just mince it" but I always waste more time doing that than simply wiping off the press. Mincing garlic isn't hard but it's still more obnoxious than pressing for ~1 second, especially since it sticks to the knife and gets on your hands

>>15658410
Cum town is so fucking unfunny

>>15659971
I control my HVAC and all of my lights from my phone, it's awesome you brainlet.

>>15661646
>bro but what if your oven malfunctions and it starts a fire while you aren't home
This. Talk to any older firefighter and they'll state never ever should you oven be turned on if you aren't home. Not being in the same room is what some of them will tell no on.
Plus you can have one of those family members that park the greasy cast iron full of bacon grease in there to cool, or to use a burner without washing it. Then you turn on the oven, and that stuff hits a flash point. A nonstick parked in there will create gobs of toxic fumes, enough to kill your pets, from parrots to cats, buhbye, in rapid short order heating of a nonstick when you aren't home.

>>15661542
yehnah
if you refridgerate it there's close to zero risk

leaving it out at room temp is the risk and even then it's minimal for that too which you shouldn't do regardless

>>15661756
Can confirm. My mom once put the cutting board in the oven for some fucking reason without telling anyone. Then I went to go preheat it and like 20 minutes later the whole thing was on fire

>>15661756
So it's a bad idea if you or the people in your house are complete fucking morons? Got it.

>>15654041
>I like this cause I can larp as a bear
Post fursona

>>15659548
thats actually pretty cool

>>15659746
this is somehow more sad than buying meal planning / ingredient delivery services. Atleast that shit somewhat teaches you to cook. This is just fucking ridiculous and I bet its SO expensive. Why do you even need the toaster oven? Just sell the meal prep ffs who doesn't have an oven

>>15660386
>feta
>strawberry
>balsamic reduction
>avocado
that actually sounds pretty fucking good...

>>15661013
....would

>>15661013
>>15661955
...SHOULD!

>>15661995
I sincerely hope that's a joke video.

>>15662009
http://www.mysmalt.com/

>>15656265
>the cartoons show capsules that turn into full blown meals
>real life is just this

>>15654477
I know this is for weiners but this split my sides

>>15661995
They gotta make a pepper one to go with it and link up for stereo sound.

>>15661542
Its as simple as only making ~5 days worth at a time you retard. Nobody said to buy 10 lbs of garlic and mince it to have on hand for the next year

>>15654435
go back to plebbit, faggot

>>15660928
Keked

This isn't exactly a kitchen tool, but I bought an ice cream spoon in Tokyo. They're fairly popular in Japanese cafes and restaurants, and they're very nice to eat ice cream with.

>>15662586
What's the point? How does using this make eating ice cream a better experience than a regular spoon?

>>15661804
no please not the bear furs

>>15662590
Because it's JAPANESE.

>>15662601
gomen...

>>15662590
The shape is different, Kolkata these two. They're often swoops or tiny shovels, not a shallow bowl oval like a normal spoon. It's isn't for holding liquid, it only scoops up ice cream.
You can use a soup spoon for ice cream. You can't really use an ice cream spoon for soup, it's more purpose built. It kind of cuts through it.

>>15658953
>Who is the target market here? Columbian trophy wives who married old white guys?
yeah yuppie housewives and other upper class cityfags who absolutely love "convenience" at every single level of cooking.

>>15662625
I've never once eaten ice cream with a spoon and thought "hey this is so inconvenient... I need specialized tool for this"

>>15662629
That's why I posted it here, man. You would never really think of it but it does make a difference.

>>15662645
I guess if you are incapable of using a regular spoon then sure.

>>15658166
I've been using a classic Zyliss garlic press every couple of days for the past 15 years, and it's still in perfect condition.

>>15662645
>he doesn't eat ice cream with his hands

plebian...

>>15662625
my middle class with aspirations aunt had of those
It was kinda ironic to use them for the cheapest store brand neapolitan buckets she could buy

>>15661995
what the fuck its fucking useless
>NOOO YOU CAN PLAY MUSIC AND DISPENSE SALT

>>15661995
>where's the salt?
>here, let me grab my phone real quick
do americans really?

>>15662658
Garlic presses ruin garlic

>>15662781
No just Califaggots

>>15662948
How exactly? I'm genuinely curious.

>>15658637
Ok am I a huge pussy or am I missing out on something? I've always peeled my oranges because the rinds are bitter.
I wonder if tis because I'm in canada, I want to just eat them like an apple.

>>15659689
Smash it with the side of your blade then chop it up fast like herbs, I'm slow as shit at chopping stuff up but garlic is quick as fuck.

>>15658166
Unironically ikea

>>15658705
>Go to the Mexican supermarket
>buy tortillas from the old ladies at the mexican supermarket
You will never make tortillas better than them, and you fucking know it.

>>15663154
Don't let those fat cucks get to you anon; hell yes the rinds are bitter and not something you'd want to eat when just consuming an orange; and yes they're bitter across the globe.
These hambeasts here probably only use a slice of orange to decorate their roast pig or something. As a flavorant the rinds are especially good.

>>15658953
>Who is the target market here?
Based off their website it appears to be the hospitality industry and corporate offices

>>15659746
So is all this shit a result of people not cooking, or an intentional effort to drive people away from cooking for "convenience"

I already know tons of yuppies in Seattle that can't cook for shit and grubhub everything because "oh man it's so convenient I just don't have time to cook!"

>>15660464
I'd always pretend this was an air raid siren then me and my dad would fight with our model Spitfires and 109s then peel apples with it

Bitch to clean, tho

>>15660386
strawberries with cracked pepper and balsamic reduction, surprisingly delicious

>>15658166
As for actually pressing the garlic I love my OXO press, but I also have a microplane and it's awesome for garlic as well. I tend to use the press more when I use a lot of garlic at once.

>>15654041
These are actually pretty good, I just wish that the blades were closer together. It would shred better that way.

>>15654442
My family uses this all the time to put boiled eggs on their sandwiches. I have no use for this since I can't eat eggs, but my family sure does. They use it all the time so obviously it's useful to them.

This bad boy for all your slicing needs

>>15658297
Why isn't there juice running down the cock?

>>15662009
Silicon Valley is the new Hollywood in terms of money laundering, gotta make it look like you're spending a bunch of money of some useless tech gadget for some nice write-offs.

>>15661631
based Chad hahaha dude you said the words

>>15658452
That wasn't bery nice of you, anon.

>>15659737
And fat - lard

>>15661646
Bro don't run the heat. What if your furnace malfunctions and starts a fire when you're nor home.

>>15653974
fridge is a unitasker, like wtf does it even do, cool stuff i guess???

>>15665170
The backside heats stuff

>>15662266
And they would call it the Preppyer.

>>15659689
the more garlic fibers you destroy the more allicin it releases, hence if you smash or press it it will turn pungent and invasive whereas a knife or a microplane will slice through the fibers releasing minumum allicin not making your gay ass skin itchy

>>15659746
Cooking is supposed to be enjoyable

>>15664168
this

>>15660541
Bruv if you can't finely dice an onion in the time it takes to pull that ten times (after already used the knife to halve the onion, I might add) you have no business being in a kitchen.

helo yo eat chipz

>>15658302
Any root type food stored in an anaerobic environment i.e. oil can grow botulism FYI

>>15665170
It also serves as a magnet board.

>>15662645
>he doesn't eat ice cream with a fork
lmaoing@you

>>15658185
>cretin problems

>>15665627
ok grandma

>>15653974
I personally like this little fellow here
its called a Knife
you can use it so cut, peel, slice and chop things

I highly recommend you guys to go and get one yourself

>>15666222
That guy is about to ruin his wristwatch

>>15666326
Is that like a food processor for poor people?

>>15666326
>knife shill at it again

>>15666326
REEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS NOT A UNITASKER OFF TOPIC DELET TIS

>>15666222
Great if you want to cook your insides

>>15661499
First time I've heard about this, can you explain how this works, or terms I can search for to learn more? Thanks.

>>15667730
No idea how any of those things work. If it's embedding you're interesed in, then google how to embed files in images. Or google what exif is. I mention multiple things in that post, and you're not being clear about what you're interested in.

>>15666341
>Is that like a food processor for poor people?
It would be if the good ones weren't so damn expensive!

>>15664168
the only real answer in this thread

>>15661021
some of these words do not correspond with the translations

Bouryaku = tricks
Nagitana = a hooked weapon
Keisatsu = police

These do probably have some connection to Japanese words but they're not these ones.

>>15656265
>turns a can of Skoal into a tortilla
I bet that fucking thing is DRM protected

>>15654423
Just Google "breading container"

>>15654442
That's fucking retarded, just crack the egg on the edge of the pan like a normal person.

>>15656265
Why aren't there sound webms on the fucking cooking board?

>>15668319
are you ok anon

>>15668319
lol you got me

>>15653998
While I still wouldn't buy this because it takes me all of 20 seconds to slice an avocado, that's actually pretty smart design for what it is.

>>15659548
Could use better ergonomics and better loading method but cool none the less

>>15661667
Just hold it with your fingers until it's 1/3 to 1/2 cut. This design creates unnecessary added washing.

But I have a feeling it's one of those designs intended for the physically disabled and is just marketed to normies for additional revenue, and thus is designed with no hands in mind

>>15658150
Bocconcini, fresh mozzarella, any of your semi-firm goats, that ripe but not runny blue... uh... Baby Bells.

>>15661499
>This is why iToddlers will often post sideways pics. They don't actually realign their photos, they just rotate them, which is stored in the exif that gets stripped when they post.
I did not know that. And I’m an old fart. I wrote my first tripod page in html!

>>15661730
There’s nothing worse than listening to idiots laugh at themselves being idiots. It’s not worth the constant braying for the occasional nugget.

>>15661765
No kidding. You’re gonna get violent diarrhea from rancid oil before you get botulism.

>>15667649
It only does one thing thou- Fuck, you cam use the flat to crush garlic. Guess I’m BTFO ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>15659689
>>15660974
BASED

>>15659231
So... you put chunks of raw carrot in your salads? Are you a rabbit?

>>15662645
Dont worry, the other guy is either a troll or fucking retarded

>>15664168
How is this a unitasker?

Perhaps not a unitasker but I couldn't go without one of these for certain tasks. Use it a lot to cut potatoes into fries or make zoodles

This is more of a unitasker I suppose and it is very handy if you're working with a lot of tomatoes

>>15658166
There are very few reasons you'd ever need garlic minced. Stop with this cooklet shit.

>>15659548
I use this to conveniently lay out lines of cocaine to rail.

>>15660394
Fuck you Ellie

>>15669110
So... you put ribbons of raw carrot in your salads? Are you a gay rabbit?

This stupid thing LITERALLY just heats up food, what a fricken waste of money lol

>>15666326
>you will never be a real rarely-useful kitchen gadget

>>15669181
can also be used to make melon balls and just generally a tool to get creative with but Ill call it a uni tasker because outside of coring tomatoes its pretty much just making a cool presentation

>>15669301
why not just tilt your head back and drop it straight into your nose with it

>>15664168
Not unitasker
Well known
Useful
Almost every secound household should have one.

>>15664168
Mandolines are the best cutting appliance you can have in a kitchen but fuck it's impossible to find one that isn't a flimsy shit. They're always made out of the worst plastic that just snaps in half from any force.

>>15654017
Works great for potatoes too.

>>15669175
Will that work for a zoodle? I've just used a spiralizer.

>>15654041
god gave you hands for this reason, anon

>>15662658
how bad do you smell lol garlic boy

>>15669709
>he doesn't know about metal mandolins

>>15670391
>Our products are manufactured in China at the highest quality factories we can find.

>>15670430
>haha all stuff is made in china so it's all terrible quality except the stuff I buy that's made in china that's okay

Top kek, who gives a shit it's kitchen utensils not family heirlooms you dumb shit.

>>15654041
cute

>>15653974
I'm tired of seeing this thread. Please let this stupid thread die. It's filled with faggots and newfaggots galore.l

>>15668319
i did kek, i must admit

>>15663154
its bait. he wanted someone to say "so yiu can eat them retard" and he would say uh eat them whole you manchild duh.
no one eats the rinds

>>15666326
meme answer

>>15662996
it doesn't

>>15670446

>>15663906
People really often go for the most "lazy" solution. So of course this tendency will be exploited by people who want some money.
>>15661995
Is this some kind of money laundering scheme with things like this?

>>15669709
The benriner mandolines are solid even if made out of plastic. The blades can be unscrewed for easy sharpening.
They can and will deform if you chuck them in a super hot washing machine 3 times a day though

>>15669819
Some come with teeth settings that can cut stuff like the width of shredded carrots and if you are steady with it you can slice squash the long way and it makes great zoodles

>>15670487
you think i enter threads? it's like seeing road work on the fastest route to work.
and every time i drive by the fast route, there's this parade of homosexuals bragging about their lifestyles and fetishes.
these threads are always a waste of time, magnets for newfags and tourists to shitpost about nothing.

>>15659689
Sprinkle fine salt on the sliced garlic and the mincing is easy because it all sticks together in a blob.

>>15658297
Why does he have a penis?

>>15662586
Makes sense, it looks just like the little plastic spoons you get with cups of ice cream

>>15654470
a mandolin is practically necessary if you need to if you need to make a lot of very thin cuts, like a big batch of sauerkraut

>>15670981
>these threads are always a waste of time, magnets for newfags and tourists to shitpost about nothing.
As opposed to all the srs bsns work you're doing on 4channel.org, right?

>>15660464
That is a commercial tool not a kitchen item.

>>15671866
how would you differentiate between the two?

I had one at home growing up

>>15662625
I feel bad for people that fall for marketing ploys that easily. Sort yourself out anon.

>>15660984
We aren't. Most Westerners annoy the hell out of Japanese people because they half-ass Japanese culture but insist there's some bond. It's no different from the dorky kid who tries to hang out with cool kids but only frustrates them.
You can argue it's a weeb site, but it's not Japanese.

>>15672253
I used various forms of them in cafes and decided I wanted one myself. Nobody marketed it to me. Not everything is a scam.

>>15653974
I hope this nigga retired on the patent, this is based

>>15659169
Great for steaming anything small really. Works great for shu mai.

>>15667853
Sure. Except it's a multitasker in a thread about unitaskers, dipshit.

fresh
>>15672632
>>15672632
bread
>>15672632
>>15672632

>>15670981
>everytime i enter this gaybar in san fransico theres a bunch of gays! i make sure to complain about their gayness everytime, right after ive let them suck me off!
youre probably not even saging retard

>>15660541
Use this shit every day to make a simple salad as a side. They fancy ones also come with spice spinners