/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15731970
What does not coating the wings have to do with covid? Did he suffer another stroke?

>>15731970
Hahahahaaha.

Jack is an endless well of entertainment.

>>15731970
saturated fat is healthy

>>15731970
How is he not dead yet?

Man still looks like a walking bowling ball but he does seem to have lost some weight from last year. Might just be from avoiding everywhere that had covid mask requirements though

this fat sack of shit is married with 2 kids and im going to die alone
that feel when

>>15731970
you think he ever hits on his son's wife?

>>15732165
not since the stroke i bet

>>15731970
Imagine how many calories he'd consume if he wasn't doing not-keto though

>>15731970
Kek. Top thread.

>>15732111
He's fatter than ever anon
>>15732165
All he needs to do is choke jack jr out and he'd be able to hit it. Poor Tammy probably hasn't been laid in a while. I'd let her sit on my face any day

>>15732165
>>15732178
She's all over his dick in this one
https://youtu.be/jnoNI4kVcDE

update me on the ja/ck/ lore. why is he going to all these shitty restaurants alone with his son's wife?

>>15731970
>cauliflower wings
>1070 calories per serving

What? Why not just eat regular wings at that point?

>>15732213
>all over his dick
She'd have to pry it out of his gut with tweezers first

>>15732213
>gigantic fatass mike scalfani is trying to sell me on a weight loss program
gonna have to pass on that one big boi

Wings with buffalo are already keto you stupid fat fuck Jack. Have em with celery instead if you INSIST on a fry substitute

>>15732178
>not since the stroke i bet
Haven't realised it before, but it's poetic justice that he now cannot lift his arm anymore.

he's like 350 pounds this probably still puts him into ketosis

>>15732233
how are they even that many calories?

>>15732396
Battered, fried and covered in buffalo sauce

>>15732396
and served with potato chips

>>15732080
>jack jr will be 270 lbs within 10 years

dat boi cali could work if he had a good producer who could develop his style. i think his songs are decent he just does weird audio stuff that sounds bad but thinks its a hook

do you guys think this is tammys new lover and is just staying with jack until he dies

>>15732472
Me on the right.

>>15732391
his body never went into ketosis because he "leans keto" as he says. retard can't grasp that your body is either in ketosis or it's not

This is the most incompetent fucker I have ever seen. I’d feel guilty if he also wasnt such a massive, petty dick.

The guy set off his smoke alarm making hot dogs, for Christ’s sake. Hot dogs!

>>15732661
Link?

>>15732165
I'm too used to reading 'his wife's son'. Took a while until the replies made sense.

>>15732120
Ja/ck/ like most fat American men settles with what they get and gets whatever plain jane boring fat wife that comes along. 4chan virgins are too autistic to lower their standards from vidya playing goth instagram thots so they die alone. It's not hard to date if you just literally don't care what they look like barring outright uggos

>>15732971
Or stopped making sense, I suppose, what with choking out Jr. to get his rocks off.

>>15732213
>8 minute video
>title card at the 3 minute mark

>>15732688
Should we all pitch in and buy the company, anons?