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>> No.15771811

>>15771768
Not what your mom said as she sucked the chocolate syrup off my dick last night.

>> No.15771812

>>15771768
Sounds like you got your taste buds filtered m8

>> No.15771833

>>15771768
>what is barbecue sauce?

>> No.15771838

>not putting powdered sugar on your turkey legs

>> No.15771850

>>15771768
honey my man

>> No.15771856
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15771856

>>15771768
enjoy your ban

>> No.15771910

imagine not knowing the combination of a brown sugar rub on pork

>> No.15771978
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>>15771768
This scares the murifats.

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>>15771768
You're so wrong, I bet you think this meal is enjoyed without you, and yes you'd be right for once.

>> No.15772028

>he never ate lamb with honey and thyme
I pity you

>> No.15772104
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>>15771768
>he doesn't use brown sugar in his pork shoulder/rib dry rubs

>> No.15772221

>>15771768
Dangerously based.

>> No.15772585

It's not uncommon for me to use paper towels to clean off the glaze off of ribs because sweet stuff on meat is so disgusting. The spice underneath is good but the syrupy garbage ontop tastes like when you wake up after demolishing licorice

>> No.15772603

>>15772585
literal autism. i'm so glad i'm not autistic

>> No.15772807

>>15772603
at least I'm not an obese amerifat who likes corn syrup on his ribs

>> No.15772817

>>15771838
I only recently saw the light and started grinding a little sugar with the salt and spices I put on a bird when I roast it. Really makes a delicious difference.

>> No.15772829
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15772829

>>15771768
Caramelized pork is godly with rice, eat shit OP

>> No.15772841

>>15771768
sugar is nice to get a crust on the beef pieces when preparing a stew

>> No.15772851

>>15772807
NOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DISLIKE NOOOO I CANT TAKE IT AAAAAAAAA

>> No.15772889

>They never had shake and bake porkchops with apple sauce

Fucking savages surround me

>> No.15772909

>>15771768
Depends on the source. Unrefined sugars like in honey, apples, citrus and pineapple absolutely pairs well with meats.

>> No.15772918

>>15772889
>shake and bake with apple sauce
>not salt and pepper pan fried with apple sauce

>> No.15772929

>>15772829
>eat shit OP
Put some sugar on it first, just for OP.

>> No.15772956

>>15772851
>t. 600lb life 5'6"

>> No.15772974

>>15772829
I don’t like candied meat.

>> No.15773059
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15773059

>>15772956
>is wrong on all accounts
>doesnt have a bedside rifle because he isnt allowed and would be too poor to afford one anyway
>doesnt even have a bedside ceramic dick cactus

whats it like to be fucking up this badly bro

>> No.15773125

>>15771768
Wrong. Pork and sugar is a great combo. Any dry rub I make has some brown sugar.

>> No.15773169

>>15771768
I was going to add some supporting arguments to your op, but I see you are a phone poster
now I'm not even bumping

>> No.15773192

>>15773059
how new are you?

>> No.15773216

>>15773169
Too late.

>> No.15773240

>>15772014
What is wrong with that cheese?

>> No.15773880

>>15771768
I agree.

>> No.15775012

>>15771768
amerilards seething

>> No.15775088

>>15771910
>>15772104
>>15773125
One tablespoon of sugar for every kg of meat is fine, but American rubs will have a full cup per kg and that is just disgusting.

>> No.15775187

>>15775088
>oh look, there's anon.. just making shit up again. look at him go!

>> No.15776681 [DELETED] 

Bomp.

>> No.15776713

>>15771768
Agree 100%. Fuck chinks, gooks and nips, putting sugar on meat is a sin.

>> No.15777720

Teriyaki sauce is great

>> No.15777752

>>15771833
a fucking awful sauce, that's what it is.

>> No.15777756

>>15773059
>bedside 26" barrel rifle with no mlok gadgets and tacticool hanging off it...
>cactus on nightstand instead of securely up own ass

NEVER gonna survive that first cqb engagement after waking up from REM nude

>> No.15777783

>>15771768

On raw meat? The Chinese put sugar in nearly all their recipes.

>> No.15777807

>>15771768
If you don't like it when the maple syrup from your pancakes gets on your bacon, then I question your humanity

>> No.15777818
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>>15771768
put some in your chicharrones meat then fry them.

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Quality bait

>> No.15778108

>>15771768
MAKING MAPLE GLAZED SALMON RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAH

>> No.15778119

>>15778108
Gross.

>> No.15778134

you're dead wrong, OP

maple syrup on bacon

brown sugar on porkchops while they're cookin in the pan

compote on salmon

all very tasty, fuck you

>> No.15778139

>>15771768
Opinions are like assholes, yours is fucked up.

>> No.15778461

>>15773240
American cheese slices are kinda fucking weird like that.

>> No.15778674

>>15778134
Do Amerifats really?

>> No.15778899

>>15772014
>folded egg
always substitute for actual egg

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poor OP will never know what he's missing

>> No.15778925

>>15778907
damn I wish I had some guinness right about now

>> No.15778948

>>15772028
or mint jelly for that matter

>> No.15779009

>>15772585
then don't order ribs? what the fuck

>> No.15779130

>>15773059
>keymod in current year +6

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>>15771856
>>15778907
>DUDE BACON LMAO covered in sugar

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>>15777756
>>15779130
all i want is a flashlight, 4X32 scope that flips to the side and more .556; also it's a 20" barrel you faggot and that fat faggot talking shit shut his suckhole real quick so all in all i will take the W.

>> No.15779338

>all those Americ*ns going ballistic over this simple piece of truth
you don't make that shit up

>> No.15779365

>>15779338
>he doesn't realize that maillard reaction is sugars caramelizing

hahahahahahhaa

>> No.15779386

>>15779365
Natural, not added.

>> No.15779404

>>15771768
I agree except in rare cases of smoked meats.

>> No.15779408

>>15779338
>europeans literally too poor to season meat
You hate to see it

>> No.15779470

>>15771856
>putting sugar on bacon
I really don't get this.

The only seasoning I add to bacon is a bunch of coarsely ground black pepper, and I've never found it wanting of flavor.

>> No.15779492
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teriyaki on unagi

>> No.15779529

>>15779365
>b.b.b.but what about
stuttering imbecile. Literally.

>> No.15779551

>>15771768
agreed meat is perfectly fine on its own but I still liked to glaze my duck heads in a bit of maple syrup

>> No.15779647

>>15779529
Its good you homo youre the one crying about people enjoying things you do not

>> No.15779713

>>15779327
>20" barrel for HD
Stop being retarded and throw a 10.5" on there. And get rid of that gay dickmod handguard you fucking aids baby

>> No.15779753

>>15779713
Its not HD nigger thats what the handgun and shotfun are for

>> No.15779809

>>15773059
Based

>> No.15779840

>>15771811
ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ

>> No.15781310

>>15777777