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my wife tells me she wants to get black bread on our anniversary. tips on make these?

>> No.15803926

I feel like this is a thinly-veiled /pol/ thread.

>> No.15803927

>>15803898
Sorry OP, sounds like she wants to get BLACKED

>> No.15803936

>>15803898
Squid ink is what the squints use. Could try and find some of that

>> No.15803946

>>15803898
Bro you've been trying to force this meme since last October. Stop.

>> No.15803949

>>15803898
You sure she didn't say black bred?

>> No.15803978

>>15803946
Shut up faggot

>> No.15803986

>>15803978
Make me bitch

>> No.15803992

>>15803898
oof, big red flag op

>> No.15804013

>>15803986
What's your address

>> No.15804019

HAHAHA BLACK BREAD LIKE BLACK GUYS LIKE THE BBC HAHAHA WHITE WOMEN LOVE BLACK GUYS HOLY SHIT SO FUNNY OP

>> No.15804040 [DELETED] 

>>15804019
Whiteboi triggered he is getting out bred. Sad. Many such cases

>> No.15804042
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15804042

>>15803898
uhoh

>> No.15804050

>>15804042
God I would eat that burger so fast. To turn into a proud black bvll instead of a wh*te cuck

>> No.15804055

>>15804019
Fuck off, this is a thread about black bread, not your weird ass racist incel fantasies.

>> No.15804226
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15804226

I think you use black food coloring

>> No.15804314

>having a wife

>> No.15804587

>>15803986
Well faggot?

>> No.15805790

>>15803898
Oh I GET IT! Hahaha good one anon!

>> No.15805892

>>15803898
Your wife wants the BBC (Big Black Crumb).

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15805932

>>15804314
>not wanting a servant

>> No.15806016

Just make proper east/north euro sourdough black bread instead.

>> No.15806033

best way to get black bread is to increase your soy intake and go on a vegan diet

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>>15803898
She said black bred.

>> No.15806085

>>15803898
activated charcoal.

>> No.15806090

>>15804013
GIMME AN ADRESS! GIMME AN ADRESS! MA WHOLE FAMILY ON DA POLICE FORCE NIGGA! ILL SMOKE YO ASS! OH SHY? GIMME AN ADRESS!

>> No.15806170

>>15804226
I'd probably try some, but i've never had food coloring in bread before. It usually leaves a really crappy flavor to whatever its in.
Maby if you just use a little bit it'd be alright? Also something really starchy to cover it, like using it in potato bread or something?

>> No.15806179

>>15804055
You do this shit on other boards
Who is orchestrating this massive raid?

>> No.15806196

>>15803898
>>15803936
Squid ink would be great but it does have a fish/seafood taste so you'd have to make it a seasoned bread to accustom/hide it

>>15803926
kek

Maybe the easiest way would be just black food colouring. Anyways it's a stupid idea but if she wants it just make it and have sex afterwards

>> No.15806199

>>15803898
I intimidated and threatened my six year old sister into having a black boyfriend so I could post about it on my Tumblr. Plus she's a racist bitch and an oppressor.

The kids older brother raped her twice. She was going to report it to her school so I cut off one of her floppy eared rabbit's ears. Said it will be his head if you tell anyone. A POC sexual emergency shouldn't be a death sentence. Sending a black 19 year old into the prison system is like a firing squad. Eat black, support black, respect black. Boycott white businesses.

Let's end this fascist racist white supremecist shit okay?