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Will bitches come over to my place if I have this? Or should I get Hennessy instead? What kind of drink should I make then if so?

>> No.15804847

Never date girls that drink

Always ends bad

>> No.15804855

>>15804847
straight edge? more like gaaay

>> No.15804882

>>15804835
Buy flavored vodka like Deep Eddy or Smirnoff.
Women love dumb shit like that.
Could probably pull some black chicks with Henny if you're into bestiality.

>> No.15804938
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>>15804847
Anon, I’m not looking to date women who come home with me bc of the type of alcohol I have

>>15804882
Agreed that Henny is way more recognizable to a certain demographic, do you have a preference?

>> No.15804977

>>15804938
>Do you have a preference
If you're willing to buy D'Usse to pick up women then I imagine you're not dead broke.
I like Pierre Ferrand or Ile De Re (add accents where applicable, I can't be assed) over D'Usse. I really don't care for Hennessy.

>> No.15805002

>>15804835
is that a health potion bro?

>> No.15805013

>>15805002
it's 20 dollars worth of alcohol sold to you at a much higher price by an american rapper.

>> No.15805018

>>15805002
More like a boner potion

>> No.15805057

>>15804882
>Smirnoff
This anon is right. Don't make a mistake and get flavored Stoli though, unless you want to attract the kind of women that play knife games.

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>>15804977
Thanks for the recs, I’ll check them out. I’m pretty inexperienced with brandy/cognac so I’ll probably go with the name recognition for now as I am in fact trying to get a black girl to come over. then try those if I get more into them

>> No.15805118

>>15805103
Good luck, anon lmao. Glad I could help.

>> No.15805483

the great thing about girls who drink Hennessy is that they have no fucking taste
buy it once, drink it yourself, then buy the cheapiest, shittiest brandy you can find, and just add some shitty vanilla extract and sugar to it.
the stupid cunts cant tell the difference

>> No.15805490

Doesn’t matter any alcohol will have a hoe on her knees and fours by the end of the night