/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's a drink for women.

>>15816005
I forget what show it is, but there's a quote that I think is really accurate about bubble tea and it's "They're like sweet little tumors in your mouth". i still like it though

Normal people enjoy getting a variety of textures in their food, and wanting what you put in your mouth to always be uniformly textured is unironically a symptom of autism

>>15816005
>so gay tapioca balks remind him of cum
OP, I...

>>15816005
As someone who was exposed to it by women, it's definitely a novelty but can be delicious if well done. With fresh boba and an actual good tea, it's pretty good.

>>15816005
based drink, pickyfaggots need not apply

I like the chewiness

I have been drinking one of this every week for months

>Cum balls ?

>>15816026
Ouch!

>>15816005
It's better than gummy bears, and gummy bears are the best.

BOBAA

>>15816005
have you tried the ones with green cendol that tastes even worse

>>15816005
It's a shitty meme for effeminate """men"""

>>15816005
It's a trend, I like balls in my mouth so hey can't complain

it has a similar texture to berries with tea flavor.

This shit is disgusting. Not sure why people like drinking and chewing on something at the same time. I have a theory that a bugman in Taiwan was scraping the gunk off his stove and didn't want to see it go to waste, so he made a quick buck by mixing it with tea and selling it to Chinese girls. Now we never hear the end of muh authentic bubble tea.

>>15816005
Semen isn’t usually the first thing on my mind op

>op takes a sip of boba tea
>"UGH ITS LIKE CUM IN MY MOUTH"
op this says a lot more about you than the beverage

>>15816005
You literally explained it. I LOVE sucking on the little balls.

>>15816005
there is no appeal. extremely surface level lifestyle drivel. as baudrillard once said "it simulates food and it sucks"

>getting filtered by food
Stick to your well done ketchup steaks, whitey

>>15818396
kek imagine actually defending boba
state of chongs

>>15818345
Chud
>>15816005
It tastes good as fuck if the pearls are good quality. Judging by the lids and cups of the pic you posted, you're unfamiliar with good bubble tea. You probably live in the states and get the bullshit made with too much sugar, artificial flavor packets, and stale or fake pearls.

>>15818589
Sneed cunt.

I just like the tea flavors they come in, I'm not gonna be that guy ordering something then requesting to take things out. There was one place in particular in Vegas that cooked them perfectly so they almost melted in your mouth instead of chewing them like pieces of tire like other places serve.

Member when McDongals had bubble tea?
I wish I had tried it back then

>>15816026
>muh texture
Literally nobody cares

>>15816005
BOBA

>>15816026
You dont want texture in liquids

Depends on the chewiness and how strong the tea is it can be good.

>>15818589
>""""Good"""" (((((bubble))))) """"tea""""

>have autistic gf
>tell her that bubble tea is shit and that it will probably trigger her
>she still wants to try it
>take her to a bubble tea place and get one
>watch the first """pearl""" go up the straw
>eyes go wide, retches and drops the cup
>cackle at her while she has one of her spazzy bad stim fits

>>15816253
mite b cool, I just don't see why it has to be a drink.

>>15816005
I like it, good flavours, interesting textures
And it will fill you up so it makes for a snack instead of just a drink
How come you know what cum feels like in your mouth?

>>15818776
0/10

>>15818816
Lmao extremely based.
>>15816005
It's supposed to be a drink and after a long sip you chew the semi sweet boba for fun before going to get another sip. It's like a toy or a fun culinary experience, it's just not fit for autistic people on this board.

>>15818816
didn't happen because your imaginary gf cant drink
you will always be alone
cope

>>15818816
sounds like she's not the only autist

>>15816120
xhi chi shi xie jie zhie ji zi zhe chi

>>15816005
I agree but
>>15816011
this

just order with none and half sugar

>>15816253
Looks a bit like Viet che, which sucks.

>>15816005
This is just one of those things that just appears suddenly, is all the rage and everyone is supposed to know what it is.
It's cold tea with milk and candies? berries?
What the hell even is that drink?

>>15819262
Honey flavored tapioca.

>>15819269
what the fuck is a tapioca?

>>15819262
It's Dalmatian propaganda
woof...arf

>>15816005
one of these tea places opened up on campus and the line was literally only females

so it probably does taste a bit like cum

>>15819286
Look it up shithead.

for me its oolong, no milk, no sugar, no pearls. thanks chang

>>15819286
Tapioca is a brazilian dish made by cooking cassava flour. We don't drink it, we make it as a "pancake" with a lot of fillings (meat, cheese, eggs, honey, nutella, etc.) because it's really "neutral". But the best is just with some butter, it's fucking amazing.

>>15819295
I don't care enough asshole. I googled the term and all I saw was a bunch of flour and that still doesn't open up the concept of your fucking bubble drink.
So it's a tea with round balls of flavored mass imitating on being someting pleasant to eat and you guys scoop it up by the gallons?
Grow the fuck up. What fucking reason has anyone to drink anything other than water, milk, beer, wine etc?
Stupid and vapid reasons to go for these social media crazes and act like you are better than everyone else when you don't even know what the thing you're drinking is even supposed to be.

>>15819348
>wall of crybaby garbage
lmao not reading any of that

>>15819353
That's because you know you can't say anything.

>>15819348
>questions and swearing

>Seen this jelly tea shop everywhere around the campus
>Chink-Flu Pandemic happened
>Half of the store went out of business

>>15819379
>writes wall of crybaby garbage
>expects strangers to read it and take him seriously
hahahaha

>>15816005
I like it, fuck you.

>>15818816
>Dating someone this mentally disabled
I hope she is 15, otherwise you're getting ripped off

I didn't know you were supposed to chew them, am I retarded? I tried this multiple times and swallowed them like pills

>people enjoy sweet drinks and sweet things made of flour
That makes me so mad I'm gonna post about it!

>>15816005
tfw you'll never drink another Orbitz again

>>15819760
lol i remember that shit in the 90s, i never really tried it more than like 3 times. always seemed gimmicky and newfangled am as a kid with my pocket money im more of a go with the tried and true snacks kinda guy. I havent seen one in 20 years. was pretty average/shitty.

>>15819770
I'm not surprised it didn't last. The liquid was like the syrup from one of those mandarin orange or peaches fruit cups. And then those jelly balls going down your throat. It wasn't anything good like Sobe.

>>15816005
Japan China whatever same boat

>>15818749
>you don't want texture with your texture

>>15816011
and woman-souled males (asians)

>>15819086
It's a bit endearing, an autistic couple being autistic, how nice.

>>15816046
>>15818174
>>15818228
>>15818334
you ok m8s?

>implying I dont call it fish eggs everytime I order it for the uninitiated

>>15818816
Why the fuck would you date someone like that

>>15820350
It's Taiwanese you dense retard

>>15816005
the cum is the best part

>>15816005
Yaranaika

>black balls reminds him of cum
lmao faggot

>>15818749
everything should have pulp

authentic bubble tea is a great dessert (this shit waay to caloric to be a beverage), you'll be able to find places that got these with these if the shop has almost exclusively fotb asians, and a menu primarily in chinese; if the place has groups of Filipino/viet students, youre going to have powdered milk/flavor bubble tea (which is tolerable but a waste of money imo)

>>15821002
Don't know about the other people you gave a (You) to but I'm a tranny.

BOOBA TEA

>>15816005
I ^_^ love ~~~ CUMMIES..>>! OwO

>>15816005
It's the new Starbux. Basic drinks that high school students can make an afternoon out of. They're really good, however. I've probably drunk one a week for a couple of years now. You just gotta find somewhere that has a lot of customization and actually good boba and tea with decent prices.

>>15821845
it's not new it was popular in the 2000s

>>15816005
Why are you obsessed with cum?

>>15816005
Sorry you're so insecure, OP

>>15821039
autists deserve love <3

>>15821043
Taiwan is in China stupid gweilo

>>15820979
>Falling for imperialist propaganda like a good little cuck

>>15822235
lol no

>>15822235
China wishes Taiwan was part of China

>>15816011
checked
makes sense why I always thought it was gross.
thread/

>>15816005
the tea tastes nice plus there's always an interesting crowd at bubble tea places. at least where I live

>>15822458
>interesting crowd
aka faggots and college whores

>>15821650
mmmmm milk pulp

>>15822235
no it isn't and why are you speaking to me in cantonese, speak real chinese

>>15816005
I've had it a few times. Not a big fan but its a fun novelty

>>15822472
No, AKA Chinese exchange students. Apply yourself.

>>15822508
I've had it on dates a fucktonne of times

I'm autistic and my issue is that the pearls have zero taste. I sucked one up and chewed it up and was just really fucking disappointed it tasted like nothing.

>>15816005
I've tried it. They put way too many in the drink and it ends up becoming a nausea-inducing experience (overly sweet tea with a lot of globs of tapioca).

>>15816005
>election tourist posts vaguely racist thread again
>this time it's even more obvious that he's just buying the cucked versions of good food because he lives in a flyover state
Protip: unless your bubble tea is literally overflowing with mochi or fresh fruit, a plastic lid is an instant sign that you're getting an afterthought product. They don't have a lid machine = instant walkout.

>>15822235
lol okay rat man

>>15822628
Go to a place that has good pearls. They should taste like warm tapioca pudding, and the texture should be like how you thought boobs would feel like when you were a virgin
>>15822733
Shouldn't be that sweet
>globs
Jesus christ I feel bad for Americans. Do you guys really only get fast food quality BBT down there?

>>15822807
>vaguely racist thread
>if you don't like something from another culture, you're racist
Grow up, kid.

>>15820979
Chink here, can confirm

>>15822826
>can't read between the lines
Woops, sounds like you pointed your finger at the wrong guy

>>15816005
Wow. You sound like a fun person. Imagine being so insecure you can't enjoy boba because "BRO, BALLS".

>>15823120
Kek

>>15816253
That looks like that one drink from Homestar Runner called Suudsu

>>15816005
Why is your cum tapioca jelly thick??? See a doctor bro

>>15816005
Ive been drinking bubble tea since before it was as popular (14 years/22 alive) and it's basically just candy in a drink. all this about muh women is bullshit, effeminate is a cope, its just tea/milkshake with chewy candy inside. some anons just arent man enough to handle candy in a drink i guess

>>15822807
>They don't have a lid machine = instant walkout.
never thought about it but this is extremely true, i've never had a good boba in a cup with a regular soda lid

>>15816011
i mean im male but taking estrogen for peak femboy aesthetics so i guess, i really love boba <3

>>15816005
cum is delicious desu, i always put my legs behind my head and spurt into my mouth, cant wait until i can blow someone else and swallow their cum :3

>t. loves boba

>>15818334
god i want to deepthroat astolfo and swallow his load so bad desu :3

>>15823583
No exceptions. It's a good rule of thumb.

>>15823661
>>15823615
Discord? I’m a hrt femboy too!
Just checked this board for the /tea/ general but I found this instead

>>15822235
Do you have permission to be here, Chang?

>>15820350
water? its milk and the sugar isn't all that high

>>15824075
u first :3 a lot of channers know me on discord and I get self conscious but id love to chat

>>15820350
Your stupid ass cold have had a point if you posted a root beer float, but thinking is too much to expect from a brain dead wojak poster

My favourite part about bubble tea is after I drink the whole thing, without drinking any of the "pearls" (because they're gross), I will suck a few into my mouth, then with as much force as I can, shoot them out the straw. You can do one at a time or a whole bunch, it makes a great sound and if you get your technique down you can shoot them like 50 feet or more. I like to shoot them at street signs out my car window as I'm driving.

>>15816005
Quit being such an insecure faggot

Why is asian stuff (but not asians themselves lol) so appealing to white gays and women?

>>15824807
It’s very feminine and non-threatening and “artistic” when marketed for Westerners and not people who beat dogs so they taste better

>>15824665
based

>>15824812
i'm a white straight guy and everyone knows there's only one asian that is even remotely interesting.

>>15824823
Most based asian ever engineered

>>15816005
Money laundering store run by shady g00ks. They usually sell passports or someshit like that.

Source:
Some guy commented this on another website and i thought "Well asians are very shady so that makes sence"

>>15824826
ain't it the truth?

>>15824836
He also had an imaginary gf named Jelly who called him Spanky that he wrote fics about and would stab the carpet when friends brought girls over. His count should’ve been higher

>>15824843
i know, I like the story
>fics
i can only find one. It's pretty good all things considered.

>>15821885
>it was popular in the 2000s
among Asian people maybe. It's just like Sriracha or Matcha, which it pink popularity in 2014 and 2017 respectively.

>>15816005
wiggers are animals so they get fed slop.
actual good boba places make sweetened and jelly-like pearls, not the dry starchy crap you get at most places.

>>15824075
>>15824631

fembro are you still there? add me on discord song#2106

>>15816005
I like Tapioca it's tasty
That said this shit is like 6 bucks for a small

>>15824858
There’s a website that has literally everything hes ever written since like high school, I think there’s like two short story things that mention Jelly.
Have you read the fic about the alcoholic dad? Really detailed and weird emotional shit, makes me feel like there was some fucked up things going on at home that the Koreans were too honor-bound to talk about. It was all “oh he good boy, so so quiet, he no talk no one know why”

>>15819688
Lmao
Ya you chew them they’re like little palette cleansers in-between sips

whats yalls drink order

>mango green tea, half sweet with boba

extra cold that shit is delicious

>>15822350
>>15822385
>太晚台湾
Explain why Taiwan will never dare enter events like the Olympics as its own country.

>>15825260
Because People's Republic of China would finally decide to invade Republic of China for "making them look bad" (even though 99% of the world outside of China considers Taiwan a country so it's a moot point)

>>15825240
I have too many options to choose from. Literally have 40 bubble tea places in my vicinity, and that's just counting the places that do delivery. Some days, I'll get a fancy chocolate bar type of drink from the place I used to go to as a kid. If I'm eating Taiwanese food at my favourite cafe, it's gotta be the fresh taro with pearls or pudding--they're the only shop locally that treats the taro properly so it doesn't make your mouth fuzzy. If I order delivery, I usually get one milk tea and one fruit tea or fresh fruit slush. When I was young, I used to only get powdered taro and nothing else, but the options are just insane where I am. One of my favorite drinks that I found recently is this purple yam slush with some type of special half moon shaped mochi. It's incredible. And of course the brown sugar pearl milk revolution is upon us, with many specialty shops for that specific type of drink having popped up in the last 2-3 years. I fucking love bubble tea, man.

>>15825240
you just described the perfect order, no argument. best drink i ever had was mid summer in taiwan when the mangos were fresh, so they just toss in fruit chunks instead of using syrup. drank one every day until the typhoons hit and knocked out the mango supply

Why hasn't milk tea made with condensed milk caught on in the west? It's basically the base drink of bubble tea without the premium pricetag

>>15825392
Whites don't know about condensed milk for some reason. They only know about evaporated milk, and they only use that in cooking.

>>15825315
I wish the brown sugar thing will die off soon.

>tryhards hate it bubble tea

I guess I will go try it. I have found that almost every food item that tryhards hate tend to be delicious.

>>15825283
Seems like a sovereign nation would have no problem joining publicly celebrated events like that. Seems like nobody is backing the claim that they're their own country. Seems like Taiwan isn't actually independent of China at all.
>moot point
That's some hard cope.

>>15823583
I've never seen milk tea without that stick-on lid they all have
also it's not called boba

>>15824807
Asians are very popular with white guys and IME women.

>>15825595
I get why you say Taiwan is not a sovereign nation, but how is it still apart of China? It's not like China's government has any official authority and function within Taiwan.

>>15824807
>he says on an anime website

>>15825595
>China is a violent country that will invade if Taiwan disrespects them at the olympics
>Olympics are the pinnacle of what determines a country

You're not really making much of a point. Is Crimea part of Russia now too?

>>15825463
White people invented along with everything you like

>>15826130
Crimea is Russian. It was only given to the Ukrainian SSR as a gesture of socialist goodwill for management. Crimea has never been Ukrainian

>>15818119
How old are you? You type like a boomer, serious question

>>15825283
>Because People's Republic of China would finally decide to invade Republic of China for "making them look bad"
delusional racist paranoia

>>15824631
add me if you want to talk or chill :> , i'm up for most games Maetron#6317

>>15816026
Yeah I drink curdled milk just because I like the added texture.

>>15825741
If you're somewhere white enough all the tea shops sell it like in the OP picture, and it's always bad.

> it's not called boba
It's called synecdoche idiot, obviously boba is just the tapioca balls but folks say that to mean the whole drink. You could pretend to not understand someone if they said "boba" but you would look like the dumbass, not them

>>15825573
I was in South Korea 2 years ago, the burnt brown sugar boba is huge over there, it was super good, havent found a place in the U.S that does it well

>>15824075
>>15823661
>>15818334

Die in hell fags

>>15825573
Why? I think it's fantastic if done right. Not every place does it right, and certainly no place in 99.9% of the states.

>>15825595
I literally just told you what the problem is. PRC is bullying ROC into not participating. It has nothing to do with Taiwan's status as a country, faggot.

>>15818749
>never had a slushie

>>15816005
Chewy

>>15827237
it's that exactly what cottage cheese is

>>15827237
I got this non-homogenized milk and no amount of shaking would break up the solids in it.
It actually was pretty nice to have in cereal.

itt
>my masculinity is defined by what i drink

>>15825343
$49
Is that some kind of chinabux where that's actually more like 4.90 USD?

>>15816026
lol that makes me realize why tastelets like the baconator so much.

>>15820350
BASED
Seriously just slap a Japanese flag on anything and 4channers will defend it

>>15816005
It's settled. OP doesn't like it, so it's bad.

>>15820350
This
>thing
>japanese thing
Maymay is one of the worst I've seen in recent history. In every single example, there are WAY more differences than just the country of origin. Soft drinks=syrup, carbonated water, and some sort of artificial mix of flavors. Bubble tea=some kind of milk, sugar/syrup/fruit/ice cream, tea, and pearls/pudding/mochi/kanten/mango bits/coconut jelly/grass jelly
One is literally made to order with fresh ingredients and the other is made in a factory with a rigid formula. They can both be good and they can both be bad (Americans really get shitty BBT for the most part), but they could not be more dissimilar as far as the blanket category "sugary drinks" goes.

>>15827571
>die in hell
You actually go to hell AFTER you die

>>15816005
Anon if your cum is shaped like balls, you should get that looked at.

>>15822253
Spotted the chink, ... Or the redditor ...

>>15827720
Taiwan, so its about 1.70 USD. this might even be above average cost, lots of places have medium size tea for 1 dollar

>>15828223
It looks so refreshing, desu. In Canada, a good BBT costs at least 5 bucks with pearls. Maybe less if it's in a combo or there's a sale.

>>15827819
its not japanese retard

>>15820350
congratulations on your amazing bait, 10/10

>>15827610
>Republic of China
>nothing to do with China
lmao... do you even read what you type?

>>15816011
Chuds have to find anything to blame/shame women, chinese, or blacks on.

>>15826845
23

>>15816011
> It's a drink for women.
fellas, is it gay to drink tapioca in tea?
If you are so insecure you can't drink tea, you need to get professional help, anon.

>>15818816
>>cackle at her while she has one of her spazzy bad stim fits
I understood about half of these words

Is it okay for a 30 years old guy to go and buy bubble tea? I know I shouldn't care about what other people think but I do
I have actually never seen anyone other than teenage girls to drink that

>>15816005
It was a meme a couple of months ago. It's irrelevant now and no one cares. Did you just find out about it or something?

>>15829665
Is this bait? Because you just sound like a retard and you're not actually riling anyone up

>>15829580
You must live in a place with bad bubble tea, so I'd avoid it. I live in a city with fantastic bubble tea selection and the customers just look like regular foot traffic. Everyone loves BBT when it's good.

not some gook so I don't drink this shit

>>15830289
Pathetic chud

>>15816011
once again fbpb

>>15824807
because asian stuff is good but not the asians themselves

>>15830578
once again t. never had good BBT

it tastes good

>>15816005
A faggot (literal faggot) in my university told me that the "bubble" in bubble tea refers to the froth bubbles formed from pouring the tea and doesn't refer to the tapioca balls. Can anyone confirm this or was this particular guy being extra faggoty?

>>15831208
He’s fucking with you or the AIDS is in his brain

>>15831208
think about it yourself: have you ever purchased bubble tea that did not have tapioca balls?

>>15816026
Drinks != Food. Moron.

That boba shit is gross, but recently I had this black tea drink with some weird fluffed cream cheese mixture + salt in it.
It was actually fucking great. It added just enough salt to mix with the sweet tea, and it was unique.

>>15831208
I can confirm that the "bubble" comes from the way the drinks are made, as the balls are called pearls. However, some people call the pearls "boba", meaning boob in hokkien or some shit, because of their texture and shape. I'm dead serious.
>>15831215
chud
>>15831214
based, but also chud

>>15831606
Salty cheese mousse is fantastic. I'm glad it made it across the pond. So many drinks go well with it, especially black tea like you said

>>15823526
Which is skim milk and gummy bears btw
I would try it

I have a really nice boba tea place near where I live in Florida. The taiwanese lady who owns it is very nice to me.

>>15831736
Nice, pic of the drinks? I wanna see if she's secretly giving you the gwai lo stuff or if it's legit. Florida seems like a place where all non-American food would be heavily Americanized or have its quality destroyed

>>15831741
https://www.shakashakateahouse.com/menu
They also use real taro and not the dyed putple shit

>>15831745
Looks like it's mostly a fruit smoothie place with pearls available, which is cool. There's a place like that at the mall beside my house. Do they know how to treat the taro? In other words, does the taro have a fuzzy/otherwise weird texture in your mouth, or not? I've only found a few places that get it right, probably because it's not a very popular drink and the kids working there don't know how to soak the taro.

>>15831754
No weird texture from my recollection, my friends love it though. I've been to two other boba places nearer to me and their pearls are either too tough or too slimey. This one's pearls are perfect, they also recently added flower petal tea which I'm excited to try next time

>>15831768
I'm rooting for you, anon. Good pearls are fucking key; I especially like when they're fresh and warm. Nothing is better than that. All these chuds here hate bubble tea because they have only tried cheap, shitty pearls. The flower petal tea sounds great and I hope you enjoy it. Here's a pic of this place near my house that serves really rich, interesting drinks. On the right is a fresh taro and purple yam milk tea with little crescent mochis in it. One of the most interesting BBTs I've ever had. I think the one on the left is oreo matcha, and it's also good

>>15827280
The only people who call it boba are BBCs and white people who mistakenly want to fit in with BBCs.
I've only seen milk tea sold in places with lots of Chinese students or tourists, but, tbf, that's most of the country.

>>15831208
the aids nigger was wrong
boba means a few things in chinese
1. big wave
2. big boobs
3. tapioca balls

>>15831865
See >>15831610
Also, you say the nigger was wrong but you literally agree with him in your post.
>>15831864
Agreed. Seems to be an American landlocked thing. If someone calls the drink "boba", you can be sure they're getting bullshit. My city in Canada is 70% Chinese so we literally have 20 types of bubble tea here that the various shops specialize in and it's based as fuck.
>classic old school
>salty cream mousse
>ice cream/chocolate bar drinks
>fresh fruit
>brown sugar pearl milk
>yuppie style "refined" BBT like >>15831802
To name the my favorites. Fuck, I fucking want some now

>>15831802
That looks delicious! I hope you enjoy yours as well.

>>15831896
Thanks anon, I definitely will! I wish you could come try some

>>15831215
Yes? Literally yesterday. Taro with aloe vera.

>>15831934
He's some chud who hasn't had real bubble tea. Don't bother replying.

>>15831891
how the fuck did we prove the aids homo right by saying it means the tapioca pearls?

>>15831965
Maybe you didn't read the original post or something. Go back and read what the conversation was about.

>>15831978
>A faggot (literal faggot) in my university told me that the "bubble" in bubble tea refers to the froth bubbles formed from pouring the tea and doesn't refer to the tapioca balls. Can anyone confirm this or was this particular guy being extra faggoty?
>refers to the froth bubbles formed from pouring the tea and doesn't refer to the tapioca balls.
>froth bubbles

>>15831984
Yeah, that's bubble, not boba. Dipshit.

>>15831992
>>15831984
I should clarify that boba is what retarded flyover niggers call bubble tea, and in that context, it does refer to the pearls, but "bubble" in bubble tea is referring to the way the drinks are made.

>>15831997
>>15831992
>>15831984
I should also clarify that I clarified because I have reason to believe you're stupid

>>15816005
you can't talk shit if you've never had one with a mix of tiny balls and normal balls

>>15832004
I'm shocked that you know of such a place when you refer to pearls as "balls"

>>15831208
In Taiwan, "bubble" is the foam in the tea, "boba" is the large size tapioca balls (left in pic), and "pearl" is the small size tapioca balls (right in pic).

Outside Taiwan, bubble often refers to the tapioca instead. so really everyone is right

>>15819408
u sound like a massive fag

>>15832034
Close, but outside Taiwan, *wrong* people call pearls "bubbles". Literally a misnomer.

>>15832046

>>15816253
Kek, tjendol is a bit vile to say the least.

>>15832050
you will never have a girlfriend

who isnt on hrt

>>15832013
I'm simply using the term that OP understands, read his post again

>>15832080

>>15827819
>4CHANNERS
BACK TO PLEBBIT

Every sip is either 100% balls or 0 balls

>>15832140
You're a pleb.

>>15832140
I got some hot bubble tea yesterday and the fucking straw melted. The woman behind the counter had given me two to compensate and it still wasn't enough. I had to peel away the cover and drink it like a berk. I appreciate the effort not to single handedly destroy the earth with single use straws but sugarcane was a mistake.

>>15831891
It's probably an ABC thing which filtered its way over here to the BBC community. Everyone from China or Taiwan I know calls it naicha desu.

>>15831865
>>15831215
>>15831214
hes literally right. retards.

>>15819348
fucking retard cant even google.

>>15832050
kek

>>15816026
You might be autistic

>>15816005
>random cum balls enter your mouth as you're trying to drink the tea
I guess it should be called bubble cum then

Well... Would you?

>>15833117
We've already discussed this. If it doesn't have a sealed-on lid, I'm not drinking.

>>15827237
Do you not know what unhomogenised milk is. Imagine outing yourself on a cooking board like this.

I can't be the only that thinks this drink is trying to brainwash people into giving blowjobs.

>>15833299
You are take your meds

>>15816026
Based

>>15833299
Take your meds and sit in a dark room.

What are the balls in the drink? Are you meant to chew them?

>>15833461
If they're good quality, they're delicious and pleasantly chewy, so yes.

If they're from a flyover state in America, they're probably nasty and that's why OP sperged out about them.

>>15818706
>>15818749
>>15827237
>>15831573
Literally proving him right.

>>15816005
Taste like a slug snuck into my drink. No bueno.

>>15821039
He's probably fucking fat

>>15819576
This comment is pretty fucking funny

>>15833117
>Why did you cum on my cup kero

>>15816005
Freaking delicious

>>15816005
Best flavor?

https://strawpoll.com/a6pwf485c

>>15818816
>tfw when no autistic gf

>>15832323
nigga you fucking supid

>>15835364
Why would you choose these of all flavours
I've never seen anyone drink anything but taro, matcha, brown rice or oolong in my life.

>>15836483
I had an Asian girl introduce me to lychee and it's one of my favorite fruits

>>15824813
eiqfre

>>15832080
id gladly take one on hrt. i might take hrt also and she can pound my butthole

>>15836483
Sounds like you live next to poverty BBT shops, fag. I have literally hundreds of different drinks in my city to choose from.

>>15835870
thanks for proving you are a retard

Don't know if they have Yakult Green Tea in the states
but you should definitely give it a try if you see it

>>15837006
I don't doubt that people order fruit tea lol, I've just never seen it. It's always milk tea. I'm surprised to see anon assuming fruit tea is the default.
>>15838506
I lived in China you retard.

i tried making this once and the balls are just bland and tasteless, they're too hard to chew and add no enjoyment to the drink, which is basically just the same concept as nesquik, milk and flavored powder. really dumb trend.

>>15828060
No. Mario says fags go to hell while they are still alive.

Called the little balls in the tea "cocoa puffs" and the whole table cracked up

Good times

>>15816005
seems neat i guess, though my only exposure is seeing pictures and stuff about it online.

>>15840180
Well Mario is Italian so he's going to hell regardless

>>15816005
Visiting california again next week and HOLY FUCK I am going to slam one of these every day

>>15840106
>I lived in China
Yeah, I really believe you. No, seriously.

>>15841447
I don't know why you wouldn't believe me, it's not that hard to live there. Check out a rando pic of the view from my flat.

>>15841681
I was mostly just trolling you, but how are you able to connect to 4chan? Is it not b& by default? Do VPNs pass the great wall of China? What if you come across a skeleton, or Tiananmen Square massacre 1989, or Winnie the Pooh, or anything like that? By the way, it looks like you live in a kinda shit area of China so maybe that's why you don't get any special flavors of BBT. After all, it was invented in Taiwan, and...

Taiwan number 1

>>15841736
4chan isn't banned by default, no. It was a real life saver when the vpns got periodically shut down (it happens around government holidays or the 30th anniversary of the tiananman square massacre), because all porn IS banned by default...except if it's posted on 4chan, apparently.
Nothing in the pasta does anything, the original meme pic talking about how you can make people disconnect by saying tiananman square massacre was probably a lie. Saying that stuff on something like wechat instead of a western owned site would get them banned, probably, but it'd also get you banned.

I lived in one of the most middle class areas of China, changning in Shanghai. That particular building just looks fucking derelict for some reason. I even saw people working in there sometimes, I don't understand.

You're right that it's a Taiwanese thing. I'm supposed to be in Taiwan rn but the new covid strain put a hell of a stop to that.

>>15841804
Also, to be clear, they had tonnes of fruit flavours & others. I just never saw anyone ordering any of them. I got winter melon once, and that was pretty nice.

>>15841804
>It was a real life saver when the vpns got periodically shut down
What do you mean?
> the original meme pic talking about how you can make people disconnect by saying tiananman square massacre was probably a lie
My friend send his Chinese friend a video game screenshot with skeletons in it and she got banned on wechat, so maybe you're right and it's only on Chinese platforms. He didn't get banned, though.
>>15841812
Winter melon is good as fuck. I live in a part of Canada that's 70% Chinese (mostly HK, Beijing, and Taiwan judging by what I can tell from their accents); we have a shit ton of BBT places in my city and they span a lot of different styles and they vary wildly in menu size. Some places only sell 20 very specific drinks, formulaic almost to the point of Starbucks (but taste way better, of course); some only sell brown sugar pearl milk drinks and have an even smaller menu; some literally have over a hundred options. I had always wondered if my city was particularly mosaic-like, or if it was common to have many different styles of bubble tea shops in China and Taiwan. We also have places that specialize in just fruit tea or chocolate bar drinks, the latter I'm sure is just a western appeal.

>>15819286
>what the fuck is a tapioca
literally dogshit

>>15841812
>>15841879
get a room
all is other fast food cu/ck/s don't wanna see all this crap
glad you made a connection. now go back to plebbot

>>15841924
Newfag.

>>15841924
redditors are literally the ones that say "ok guys, move this to the PMs, keep the thread on topic!"