/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15840548
Everything you can buy at Domino's is legally "edible"

>>15840548
>she smirks and says she meant what she she should cook but that i'm free to use her credit card to get the dominos

She was testing you and you failed you ungrateful swine. Go tell your mother you want her home-cooking instead and say sorry. Go give her a hug also.

Fat and anxious. I pity you anon

>>15840559
i don't think i have ever hugged my mom. she usually hugs me and my arms stay to my side

>>15840548
what are you even talking about you spastic

>>15840548
>beacuse i feel fat
If you feel fat, you are fat. Lose some weight, fatty. Gain control of your life and body. Don't let it control you.

>>15840548
>think she means she's gonna order food
You are brain damaged. Please die.

>>15840586
>>15840594
why is weekend /ck/ so edgy? you kids don't have schoolwork to do?

>>15840601
Telling someone they should lose some weight and that their weight shouldn't control their lives is pretty far from telling someone they're bran damaged and that they should kill themselves. If you can't recognize that then please fuck off.

>>15840548
>>mom asks what i want to eat
>>think she means she's gonna order food
>>tell her how good the dominos sandwich from last time was and we shhould get those again
>>she smirks and says she meant what she she should cook but that i'm free to use her credit card to get the dominos
wow, I cringed reading that. this sounds like a very clear attempt by a woman to shit-test and flirt. instead of saying you want her to cook up a dinner (implying a dinner date & fuck later that night) you went autistic about a sandwich. she then lost interest and dismissed you as a man by saying you're free to use her credit card. so you blew it. you gotta smarten up or you'll stay a virgin forever.

>>15840622
>goes on the designated fat board to tell people to lose weight
>on a Saturday afternoon with prime spring weather
please kill yourself

>be me
>depressed
>4chan is not interesting
>Nothing I want to do
>Don't want to go outside

Fuck I feel awful

>she smirks and says she meant what she she should cook but that i'm free to use her credit card to get the dominos
>"oh i thought you meant you were going to order food. we can just get it another time"
wow it's that easy

>>15840688
Eat a salad

>>15840548
>cant even afford your own food
I would be disappointed too

>>15840710
think I'll have some deenz while I wait for my sandy

>>15840548
That's really depressing.
Go cook something for them maybe.

>>15840720
I kneel

>>15840688
>designated fat board

Lmao is that what you tell yourself, fatty mcshitstain? Have you ever considered that maybe some of us have healthy weights, and we can control the amount of food that we eat? If you see some food in front of you, do you just black out and start devouring like a rabid animal? The fuck's the matter with you, boy? Can you control yourself? Calm down son not everyone is a fat out of control slovenly mess such as yourself.

>>15840760
post your hand, fatso

>>15840566
Go and hug her then, you pathetic waste of air

>>15840764
i can post my ID if you want fatty. I'm 160 pounds, 6'1", I should probably fucking gain some weight. I bet you're a fucking manlet as well. Post your hand or censored out ID, and let's end this. You need to promise me though that you'll start a diet and lose some weight.

>>15840548
legitimately better than the pizza
also, specialty chicken (pic related)

>>15840875
your hands are so... girly

>>15840892
I'm Asian, our bodies are virtually hairless except our armpits, our pubes, and our nipples. My legs are pretty much completely hairless, I don't shave them.

>>15840875
>>15840905
>asian femboy
ah, so you're assblasted because you a fetish for chubby white anons~

>>15840998
You can say whatever you like fat boy. One of us is skinny, the other is a confirmed fatty and probably a manlet too. Prove me wrong then, post your ID and MS Paint out any vital info. Show me your weight, fat boy, and prove me wrong and let's end this gay convo.

>>15840548
>dont really care anyway but feel too committed now that i've pulled up the dominos site in front of her and showed her the philly cheese
You committed to nothing. You're a retard and should feel bad.

>>15841015
ok gook

>>15840548
Eat meals with your family, it will likely to make you into the person you want to be

>>15840548
There are much better choices than domino’s sandwiches

Dear diary

>>15840688
You baited our new friends pretty good

>>15841015
Are you sure you aren't a woman? You're putting up quite an aggressive front. Do you need to work on your own insecurities sweetie?

>>15840548
You pathetic bastard, your mum gonna cook and you're like nah I'll spend my mums money on some boring sandwich, and a credit card at that. I'm hoping you're young like 18 or something because that is bad
>>15841724
He's called you out, so you're the fag at the moment. It's post body like on /fit/, he's done it so you should otherwise you look all defensive and seethed or something. He has lady hands though

>>15840548
Have you ever sniffed your sister's panties? Asking for a friend

>>15842062
Not the fag he called out but aight m8

>>15841255
Op doesn’t like subway

>>15842089
>Not the fag he called out but aight m8
What do you mean?

In a perfect world you would eat half the sandwich with a cup of soup and save the rest for tomorrow. Incorporate salad leaves next to that sandwich.

>>15842111
Huh?

>>15842196
I don't know what you mean by the reply

>>15842098
That’s Blimpie

>>15840548
Why not have both ?

>>15840566
You need to be 18+ to post on this site anon.

I really wish my mom was still alive so that I could eat her home-cooking again.

>>15840566
Damn dude. Go hug your mom, even if it makes you uncomfortable. It would probably make her month.

>>15843581
me too anon...

>>15840548
You may feel guilty about it now but it was a small faux-pas and in time both of you will forget about it even having happened.
Your mom still loves you and cares for you and there will be plenty of spaghetti in the future.

>>15840548
>mom asks me what I want to eat

just kidding

>mom tells me we are having a roast chicken with peas and potatoes
>eat the chicken and peas and potatoes
>it's delicious

I love my mom she's a great cook

>>15840649
Way to misread a situation you projecting moron, mentally ill

>>15840548
Based. Stand your ground.

>>15840548
Man , you are a real fucking retarded idiot.

>>15840688
>designated fat board
That would be /r9k.

>>15840688
Eating food = get fat
Spotted the ameritard

>>15840566
based autism

>>15840688
>designated fat board
this isn't /fit/

>>15840586
You're a Chad.

If you had said, for example, you wanted tacos, would your mum have made both spaghetti and the tacos for you? Seems like a lot of work.

>>15843937
You are cringe. Go back to the website with upvotes.

>>15840548
God damn this makes me angry as fuck, good job you twat

>>15840601
Everyone is angry because they're hangover and weekday wagies.

wow your mom hates you. you must be an awful and ungrateful child.

>>15840548
If you're this autistic you should just kill yourself. You're not even human.

>>15840548
anon, make your own money and stop relying on mommy to buy yourself food or eat what she cooks instead of being a fat faggot

They don't have sandwiches in my cunt. You and your mum are both kind of assholes

OP here, I just had three Taco Bell breakfast burritos. I feel kind of lightheaded. I'm gonna go lay down.

>>15840559
How fuckin gay are you cunt?

>>15840548
Go and hug your mother, anon.
She won't be here forever

>>15840548
you must be 18 to post here

My mothers a narcissistic cunt
Haven’t spoken to her in four years

>>15840649
we're just gonna gloss over the part where he said this was his mom?

>>15846169
Fuck off virgin.

>>15846169
>>15846181
Samefag

>>15840548
I prefer Subway

>>15840548
Unsubscribe

No one gives a fuck your an inconsiderate neet loser

>>15846187
Fuck off cuck. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

>>15840875
ur hands look weird

>>15846219
>phoneposting
Played yourself

>>15846265
You think I give a fuck?

>>15846269
Sort your mommy issues out fren

>>15846278
>Not coming to /ck/ purely for shit posting

>>15846303
I do come here for shitposting, what do you think I'm doing now fren? Now go sort your mommy issues

>>15840720
based deenzchad

>>15840566
kek

>>15840601
>>15840622
>>15840688
>>15840760
>>15840764
>>15840875
>>15840998
>>15841015
>>15841724
>>15842062
>>15842089
>>15842111
>>15842196
>>15842216
(trump lost btw)

>>15847266
>no argument
Seethe more fat boy

>>15847529
Not him but being fat is awesome, you can self insert as the fat ugly bastard in NTR.

>>15845984
this, this is the blackpill of life

>>15847580
I dont know what NTR is but thats pretty sad anon, the disadvantages outweigh any advantage. Google shows up some pajeet actor

>>15847674
Netorare, it's basically cuck hentai. Normally the bull is a fat ugly bastard.

There are a lot of obvious redditor normalfaggots in this thread. They're probably all /pol/ crossboarders too.

>>15840566
What r u, gay? Go show your mom some appreciation.

>>15846169
>>15843879
this is why you'll always be a virgin.

>>15848175
See >>15846392

I was a pizza delivery driver for domino's but we usually had to help out on the line or getting things from the oven.

The sandwiches are the most vile greasy shit ever. According to the make line instructions, you're supposed to rub the bread with a shit ton of "butter" with a little silicone brush. I use quotations because that's not butter, it was the consistency of mayo so it's most likely some butter flavored vegetable fat. The sandwich just oozes grease/oil. They taste ok but it's just too much fucking grease

By the way, you bet your fatass I would eat at least one piece of your boneless chicken order (if 14 pc) or one of the balls of dough with garlicd and cheese

>>15840560
The only two fat people I really know (outside of co-workers, this is the US they're everywhere) are horribly anxious not only about their weight, but just in general. I'm not even in the best shape, but they always talk about their weight, but don't want to even take a jog/lift weights even on a casual level, because that makes them more anxious. It is a sad cycle; no one is looking at your man boobs.

>>15848291
>By the way, you bet your fatass I would eat at least one piece of your boneless chicken order (if 14 pc) or one of the balls of dough with garlicd and cheese
It's not so much that you steal a piece of chicken, it's that I don't know if you touched the other pieces, besides most times I'm too drunk to notice. If you do don't touch the other pieces please fren, I don't want steering wheel taste on them

>>15840559
This. I cooked for myself all the time at home, but I still miss my mom's cooking.

>>15840548
Lmfao this is hilarious story, but your mother knows better than you little pig. In any case, enjoy your sandwich today, because spaghetti is a garbage dish.

>>15840548
They're great but I always feel like a retard, like that $5-6 could get a whole medium pizza

>>15843583
That's not autism, it's emotional neglect. The same kind the world shows him more of by telling him his body isn't his and his feelings aren't valid because otherwise a woman might be a little uncomfortable sometimes

>>15840548
You have to be 18+ to post here, kiddo.

>>15840566
Haha same

>>15840548
I think you should fuck your mom

>>15840875
You will never have a period.

>>15840548
I'd very much like to travel back in time and sexually molest your mother as a little girl.

>>15840566
>she usually hugs me and my arms stay to my side
that's what I do as well

OP's mom is one of those sad retards that serves spaghetti. No wonder OP lives at home. Get mad at his failure of a mother.