/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16059266
Conmen like Luca Gargano would fill that shit in fancy black bottles and sell it to you for 150 Euro per piece.

Email them and find out anon, you could be the north american distributor for their quality beverages like BLACK COMMANDO GIN

http://kadcobeverages.com/about-us/

>>16059304
I could be the next Diageo beverages kek

>>16059266

>>16059385
To be fair don't you want to be more potent?

A twist of fate finds me in Darkest Sierra Leone. I had no money, no clothes, and no hope. I walk the streets of Freetown a stranger in a strange land.
Down on my luck and without a prayer, do as any red blooded Sierra Leonean man would do-- I knock down a whole jug of expired Black Booster Whiskey.
It tastes like battery acid and warm Calpico. But it kicks harder than the picture of a horse they stole from Google Images.
I fall into a deep stupor.
The strange alchemy whisks me away to the dreamtime. The everywhen.
A place and time beyond place and time.
A primordial slumberscape of my own mind, marked by the totem of the black mustang.
That horse-- the ferryman who whisked me away to this strange land. He manifests before me. He calls out to me with his imponderable horsey call. I orbit him, his virility like electromagnetic waves. I see his horsehood, and he sees my humanhood.
I'm not even a furfag, and I'm not gay. But I'm entranced. His perfect, muscular orbs that house the trillion swimming tadpoles that will become every horse on Earth. All that will be and all that came before. His fat donut slick with sweat, begging me to give it a deep kiss.
To call it arousal is like calling the ocean wet. And I'm not even gay.

>>16059469
Beautiful bravo, a Hunter S. Thompson in the making if you will

>>16059469

>>16059385
>openly bragging about dubious marketing campaigns
suspiciously based

>>16059266
you know you can buy all the Japanese whiskies in 4L or 10L jugs too, right?

>>16060555
Yes but I want the taste of Africa in my mouth

HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU

>>16059525

>>16059266
Looks like pissjug.

For me, it’s the black tiger.
I’m a man of taste afterall

>>16059266
>Premium Quality
seems legit

>just blatantly boost captain morgan's logo
holy mother of BASED

>>16061719
oh and i just realized that's the xXx from the movie, my fucking sides

>>16061719
>Truely Men Hours...

>>16061719
Based bootleggers. Does Sierra Leone even have fucking copyright law?

>>16061671
This shit must be the exclusive cause of all African duis

>>16061751
their president literally shits on the local beach every morning in public like everyone else because there's no working sewers there
i doubt they even have TV, let alone copyright laws

>>16061751
Dude, it's Sierra Leone. You'll have to hire mercs again to get anything done

>>16061772
"I shit on the beach with the common folk as I do the rich"-Sierra Leone's President (probably)

>>16061719
>Truely Men Hours...

I did not want it to be based. After all, this is a pretty backwards country with low respect for human life but man... they are based after all.

For me its Mafia Brandy

>>16063630
How do I get a 24 pack of Armaans rum, I value my man hours a lot

MSpaint vodka por mi por favor.

>people still believe those alcohols are real

>>16059385
Truly men's hour

Everytime I see this picture I find myself questioning why there is an expiration date for fucking whiskey.

Why do you want to? It tastes really poor. Ive had it on two occasions (not by my choosing). I mean, if your common sense doesn't kick in when looking at their labeling and packaging, I don't know what is wrong.

Just forget about it.

>>16059304
Has his armpit been painted over to hide the hair?

>>16063887
Non food-safe plastic container; it eventually loses integrity. The new glass bottles don't have dates on them.

>>16059304
Not to be sale below 18 years. Abuse of liquor is injurous to health.

>>16063856
They are though
https://www.vice.com/en/article/8x7enp/packet-alcohol-delivers-a-serious-hangover-in-sierra-leone

>>16063823
that cleaning fluid label

>>16064111
I stand corrected then, nice trips

>>16063823
>premium punch

>>16061772
>Designated shitting beach
Look out India, you've got some competition.

https://youtu.be/XehwSM9n_Ko
IT'S TRULY MEN'S HOUR NOW ANONS

>>16065197
Six pm yeah six pm yeah....catchy

>>16059469
Yo is that spottemgottem

>>16065197
WOW

>>16065197
I wonder how hard it is to import alcohol and become a distributor

>>16065358
Not hard, but you'd have to compete with mass-produced-by-shady-Indian-companies prices
Importing even something cheap like say, Coors, doesn't have much market because Sierra Leonians just don't have any money, even compared to somewhere like Nigeria
I'm curious if there is a market for a small-scale importer of western prestige brands to sell to the upper class in west Africa though

>>16065197
truly man's pour

>>16065392
I think he meant importing meme african liquors to the West.

>>16065410
Unironically sell them in the hoods in America at a cheap price and put African independence colors on the bottle and you are golden

>>16065410
Do what>>16065439 said but also do this at universities, with the diversitycucks. They'll suck it up like it's gay jew semen.

>>16065197
kino

>>16065197
WOW

>>16063823
Ranch,

>>16061671
Can you get Kadco glasses?
I want one

>>16059266
Why the fuck is it in a gas can?

>>16066776
Because Africa

>>16059266
convince me this isn't just motor oil

>>16063905
Explain what led you to be able to drink this

>>16059299
>Luca Gargano
this dude looks like epstein and clarkson had a son

for me it's black nikka

>>16066639
looking closer that's not even a real glass it's a drawing, and the kadco label is copy pasted without consideration for the curvature of the glass

>>16059304
>43%
>probably the same plastic bottles they use for Dasani
This liquor FUCKS.

>>16065197
WOW

>>16065197
africa is pure kino

>>16065197
happy ah

>>16065408
why is the label on the cup too

>>16067003
I thought it was clarkson from the thumbnail

>>16065439
>>16065464
>ywn show up to a frat party with a jerry can of Sierra Leonean whisky

>>16065197
When the whiskey ends up giving them temporary blindness do they all get robbed at the same time?

>>16065197
they have more on their channel...

>>16061751
Imagine working at the Sierra Leone copyright office kek

>>16067227
Babatunde showing up to the frat with his African moonshine

>>16067020
Based

>>16065197
K I N O
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>>16065197
this rules

>>16061719
>tfw you slept through Truly Men Hours

>>16059493
I can smell the meth and dirty diapers from here

>>16067020
looks like a bottle of pine sol. probably tastes like it too

>>16065197

>>16068606
It's unironically pretty good whiskey, Nikka whiskey is up there with knob creek and chivas

>>16059304
Is that Wesley Snipes?

>>16065197
Wow! *thumbs up*

threads like this are why i still come here

>>16065197
There's a disturbing lack of diversity in this ad.

>>16068656
Yes

>IT IMPROVES SEXUAL IMPOTENCE
>IT COMBAT STD’s
Truly, Kadco is the king of marketing

https://youtu.be/xjKm8DquueU

>>16059266
Why are you drinking windshield wiper fluid?

>>16059304
>>16068656
>Blade on the label
>Sierra Leone mass producing holy water disguised as gin

>>16059304
>43%
This has more integrity than anything released by diageo

Their distillery is right next to white mans bay
Based?

>>16069610
Holy based