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Another Day, another Doordash Deliveryman who is incapable of reading a map.

I can see him on the livemap, sitting across town at the wrong address. I think we're almost at the part where he calls me and I'm going to ask him if he tried typing the address into google. Assuming his english is even to that level of comprehension.

>> No.16066238

>>16066118
pick it up yourself lazy faggot

>> No.16066239

>>16066238
I'm busy coding.

>> No.16066248

>>16066239
code yourself a self driving car to pick it up you lazy faggot

>> No.16066256

>>16066239
You're on /ck/. You're not busy with anything.

>> No.16066262

>>16066256
I'm making hamburgers because the deliveryman was too stupid to find my house.

>> No.16066319
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>>16066118
But on the app it shows where you're located and gives directions. And you choose the location. So are you choosing a point on the other end of the city? Why would a driver go in the opposite direction the app is telling him to go?

This makes no sense, and feels like its made up by someone who's never used a food delivery app. Are you shitposting from Sierra Leone?

>> No.16066338

>>16066262
Post hamburger pic

>> No.16066340

>>16066319
>Why would a driver go in the opposite direction the app is telling him to go?

I know, right, it's crazy.

>> No.16066353

>>16066239
hope a pajeet takes your job worthless faggot.

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>>16066338

>> No.16066368
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16066368

>>16066340
Nice try Sierra Leonean

>> No.16066372

>>16066355
This guy cooks.

>> No.16066375

>>16066355
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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16066377

>>16066355
holy shit I hope this is a meme picture

>> No.16066384

>>16066368
Sierra Leone has based stallion whisky though

>> No.16066387

>>16066377
>File: IMG_20210506_163909_hdr.jpg (493 KB, 1600x912)
>20210506

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>>16066387
I know... I just want to believe because the picture makes me sad

>> No.16066407

>>16066355
i lived like this when i was depressed and fat, kek

>> No.16066827

>>16066118
Why dont you just make your own food you fat fucking tub of lard. If you that low of self worth to fucking order take out then just fucking end it.

>> No.16066835

>>16066827
He said he's coding.

>> No.16066836

>>16066355
>search image
>no results
Damn anon, that's pitiful

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16066848

>>16066827
>If you that low of self worth to fucking order take out
Dude, this is worse than take out. This is Door Dash he's using.

>> No.16066854

>>16066118
I want to fuck samus

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16066894

>>16066355
please wipe your stove anon

>> No.16066906

>>16066355
Now I know why you ordered door dash hahha

>> No.16066920

For me, it's the deliverycuck putting the box with the thinnest sauce on top and then shaking it in their cuck sack so that the juice spills all over the other boxes.

>> No.16067573

>>16066835
no i didn't

>> No.16067664

>>16066118
learn to cook, faggot

>> No.16067669

>>16066355
how in the fuck do you fuck a hamburger up that much

>> No.16067671

>>16067669
it's not fucked up

>> No.16067676

>>16067671
it's like you didn't even shape the patties anon, it's like you just took a chunk of ground beef and threw it in the pan.

>> No.16067713

>>16067676
well I'm a little old to be still shaping my burgers into dinosaurs

>> No.16067836

>>16066355
Yikes. No wonder you're ordering food.

>> No.16067847

>>16066355
Those are the saddest burgers I have ever seen.

>> No.16067863

>>16066355
if these are just sloppa formed sure okay the crust looks like they could be okay but the state of everything else in the pic tells me that's probably not the case. even if you like them and think they are fine I hope you're still open to discovering methods of improvement

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16067869

>>16066355

>> No.16067907

>>16066118
>why isn't my slave working harder for me!!
Literally go pick up the food yourself you lazy fuck, I swear the people of modernity refuse to even walk outside to see the city for a bit.

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>>16066355

>> No.16069070

>>16066239
>coding
get the fuck back to /g/ soifaggot.