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itt cursed food related pictures and webms

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>> No.16077807

>>16077800
They barely ate them....

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>> No.16078366

>>16078361
omg this triggers my ocd so bad Xd

>> No.16078371

>>16077800
based for making fat poorfags like op seethe

>> No.16078375
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>> No.16078438

>>16077800
Zoomers will never enter the kingdom of heaven because of their incredible wastefulness.

>> No.16079952

bump

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>> No.16080521

>>16080391

If that's 9 my dick is 14

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>> No.16081236

>>16081181
i dont understand
you could just crush them in your hand

>> No.16081306

>>16081181
Thats pretty clever

>> No.16081311

>>16081236
The eggs turn into cubes. you wanna mush up it with crush in you palmy handy?

>> No.16081332

>>16081311
no actually they still pretty much turn into mush ramming them through that

>> No.16081340

>>16081332
The point is keeping your hands clean and doing it quickly not the cubing

>> No.16081348

>>16081340
yeah im pretty sure its much quicker to wash your hands than to wash that grill

>> No.16081373

>>16080521
does your dick have a discord

>> No.16081378

>>16081348
>he doesn't have a dishwasher

>> No.16081387
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Behold, Stargazy Pie!

>> No.16081399

>>16078433
https://youtu.be/CCWg4AtswN8?t=63

>> No.16081410

>>16080391
Does it have one of Walter Frey's son's fingers in it?

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>>16081306
>>16081332
>>16081340
Jeebus, you tard's.
She seems to be making egg salad.
That's grosser than most of the stuff in this thread, including pic related.

>> No.16081440

>>16081378
why would i? im an incel who lives alone

>> No.16081533

>>16081373
Check ur pm

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>>16081440
>living
Haha

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>> No.16082424

>>16081555
>Haha

>> No.16082429
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>>16082424
I curse you!

>> No.16082443

>>16081348
The point isn't keeping your hands clean, it's getting the egg pieces to settle in a neat pile.

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>>16078375
Fookin love Altoona Pizza

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>> No.16082452

>>16077807
kill yourself

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>> No.16082467

>>16077805
Yeah, they need some mustard and tomatoe.

>> No.16082477

>>16078438
Shutup boomer

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>>16081560
based

>> No.16082485

>>16082451
Icewitch

>> No.16082491

post ur penises lads

>> No.16082498

>>16082429
Isn't this part of a set?

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>> No.16082519

>>16082429
i have several questions

>> No.16082524
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>>16077800

>> No.16082540

>>16082528
Jesus wept.

>> No.16082542

>>16082534
Oh no

>> No.16082544

>>16082482
Based on what?

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>>16082534

>> No.16082552

>>16082534
why does his asshole look like that?

>> No.16082555
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>>16082534

>> No.16082556

>>16082552
He eats a lot of spicy foods

>> No.16082559
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>>16082552

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>>16082519
I have several answers

>> No.16082581

>>16081181
>Millennials trying to cook

>> No.16082587
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>>16077800
Uma delicia

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>> No.16082596 [DELETED] 

He could have picked the wings a little better, but they are cheap ass throw away cuts that should really only be tossed or used for stock so who cares.

>> No.16082604

>>16082524
not cursed at all, actually delicious. Dandilions were common staples in salads in shit in the 1920s and before.

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>>16082587
Uma is delicious but I prefer Liru.

>> No.16082612

>>16082596
They are cheap but they aren't throw away cuts my friend. You should try to utilize as much of an animal as possible. It's not only a matter of respect, but overall practicality.

>> No.16082658 [DELETED] 

>>16082612
Well yeah, to a point. That is why I said stock. My uncles restaurant still tosses them. We always did growing up. Just not worth it. I mean, I suppose there is some meat there, but you gotta pick em by hand and like tiny crabs, it's not worth it.

>> No.16082717

>>16077845
Would this really be so bad? The dogs look a bit dry from siting out for however long before this photo, but salty milk isn't that bad actually

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>>16082717
Sup, Vicky.

>> No.16082771

>>16081387
Is it like shellfish—where you don’t eat the ones with closed mouths or is that retarded?

>> No.16082818

someone post the powerade turkey

>> No.16082827

>>16082818
oh nvm it's already been posted sorry im new

>> No.16082831
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C, cursed food?

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>>16082818

>> No.16083203

>>16078375
I'd eat that, looks cozy and affordable.

>> No.16083245

>>16082524
what's wrong with fried dandies

>>16082573
>honey soaked bees

>> No.16083304

>>16082570
My future if I treated Pop-Tarts like I treat whiskey.

>> No.16083349

>>16082534
sheeeesh

>> No.16083400

>>16082570
that's a sturdy chair

>> No.16083530

>>16081181
this gravely concerns me

>> No.16083536

>>16082570
God of /ck/

>> No.16083655

>>16077800
A woman made this post.

>> No.16083697

>>16081181
this doesnt seem so bad, you could use a knife but this looks good for doing large quantities

>> No.16083971
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>> No.16084016

>>16082559
Jesus. Homosexuals truly are abominations

>> No.16084027
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>> No.16084030

>>16082838
>not eating a dish salad
I shiggy diggy.

>> No.16084035

>>16082544
based on facts and logic

>> No.16084270

>>16082429
I don't think I'd eat much of it, but it is souvlful

>> No.16084277

>>16082573
I mean, I like where their head's at, just gotta make that stuff edible

>> No.16084316

>>16083400
For you.

>> No.16084333

>>16078361
I dont get it

>> No.16084352

>>16082429
> gettyimages watermark on the cake
This image is beyond.
Is that some kind of sauce on spray bottles?

>> No.16084384

>>16077807
>>16078366
>>16080521
>>16081236
>>16081533
>>16082477
>>16082485
>>16082540
>>16082544
>>16083530
Excuse my autism but are you one anon? Because your witty remarks are wearing thin

>> No.16084388

>>16084384
Al me.

>> No.16084392

>>16084316

>> No.16084399
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>>16084388
Ah okay. Also checked

>> No.16084419

>>16082452
Based, fuck wings.

>> No.16084545

>>16082429
I don't think there is a single thing there that I would eat, what the fuck. Where does this retard shit happen, the midwest?

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>>16084352
Yeah, it's gravy.

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>>16084545
I think it's photoshop because I recognize the blue turkey from another image.

>> No.16084615

>>16084608
There was a whole set of pics. That's why you recognise it.
https://malechef.tumblr.com/page/9

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>>16077800

>> No.16084640

>>16081387
br*tish?

>> No.16084655

>>16082717
t. kylie freeman

>> No.16084657

>>16082838
gaspachelor

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>>16084615
ah, thanks anon.

>> No.16084697

>>16084545
It was a staged photoshoot designed to be the antithesis to "food porn."

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>>16084399
It's almost endearing how he replies to each image.

>> No.16084806

>>16084776
>he waited on a slow board to post this in an attempt get digits
>didn't
Lol, fag.

>> No.16084808

>>16082485
That's clearly jelly

>> No.16084821

>>16084693
This is beyond retarded on so many levels. Literally every single thing is retarded

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>>16082838

>> No.16084895
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I like to send these to my friend.
He's always outraged and refuses to talk to me for a while.

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>> No.16084917

>>16084895
its pretty good way to make a quick meal, but i hope the pasta doeesnt get soggy
>>16084901
fuck this guy who cant enjoy the little things
>>16084908
who the fuck wants to eat soggy egg sandwich

>> No.16084925

>>16084840
this is a blue board anon

>> No.16084931

>>16084908
one anon's theory is that she made these videos to "prove" how incompetent she was to scam her way into claiming benefits

>> No.16084935

>>16082454
>she explores herself.jpg

>> No.16085039

>>16084840
I've had less visceral of a reaction to cartel and ISIS videos

>> No.16085081
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>>16084840
But why

>> No.16085119

>>16082454
>dinosaurs went from colossal world-dominating monsters to ridiculous flightless birds whose sole purpose is having a kilo of cheese shoved up their ass
Name a more tragic animal

>> No.16085128

>>16085119
Human.

>> No.16085141

>>16085128
We went from cave-dwelling monkeys to making the entire planet and every living thing in it our bitch though
It is a tragic story but not in the same way

>> No.16085149

>>16084806
Ck isn't a slow board, and I didn't do that.

>> No.16085244

>>16082524
I've had the leaves in a salad before but never had the fried flowers, they look gud

>> No.16085249

>>16084840
No no NOOOO uuughh

>> No.16085251

>>16085141
mainly thanks to the liquified remains of the dinosaurs. they sacrificed themselves for us

>> No.16085261

>>16085251
Oil doesn't come from dead dinos, it comes from dead plankton.

>> No.16085263

>>16082429
there is so much going on

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>> No.16085316

>>16082454
>ive only been with one other guy

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>> No.16085326

>>16084608
>Wipe ketchup with napkin
>Slide glass to edge of table and dump contents into bucket
>Get money
>Rag pass on table
Wow, waiters got trolled hard by mean customers!

>> No.16085327

>>16082429
>gettyimages watermark on the cake
>blue chicken
>sauce in spray bottles

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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>>16085319
>cold oil

>> No.16085403

>>16085368
>he doesn't cold fry his food
lol

>> No.16085404

>>16085317
Way too much fucking corn starch. It looks like molasses

>> No.16085509

>>16085311
>when you take a massive dump upstairs and the pipes backflow in your kitchen

>> No.16085517

>>16085368
I think that's water.

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>>16084840
genuinely gagged

>> No.16085615

>>16084895
>>16084901
There is literally nothing wrong with these.

>> No.16085716

>>16082443
It's a fattie doing it, so "the point" is always to be as lazy and stupid as possible.

>> No.16085732

>>16078361
this is fine

>> No.16085786

>>16081181
those are some fat arms

>> No.16086018

>>16081387
Those don't look like sardines

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>> No.16086094

>>16085317
>the famous non-newtonian marinade
Kek

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>>16086092

>> No.16086339

>>16081181
Thought this would turn out to be one of those eggs with a live, nearly fully formed chick inside.

>> No.16086405

>>16085298
>that phone in the raw meat container
This is Jack, isn't it?

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>>16086092
is that the fucking nasty patty

>> No.16086455 [DELETED] 

>>16086092
>Hurrgin X Sweet-Sundae-Ramen
time to dance to the tune of the heathen gods, I guess

>> No.16086469

>>16084027
>suck my cock

>> No.16086486

>>16084840
Ive been on this fucking site just over 15 years now and despite every vile and degenerate thing, this is what gets me to feel suck or gag. Christ

>> No.16086491

>>16082524
Don't dandelions have like %10,000 vit. C?

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>> No.16086508 [DELETED] 

>>16086499
that'd be pretty hot if she were at least 100lbs heavier

>> No.16086515

>>16086508
based

>> No.16086520

>>16085316
kek

>> No.16086527

>>16086499
This chick is 3 feet tall

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>> No.16086577

>>16086566
nice

>> No.16086605

>>16086554
i understand finger limes better now

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>> No.16086635

>>16086633
Damn it, boner.

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>>16086624
>mfw

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>> No.16086681
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>> No.16086690
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>> No.16086705

>>16086681
I am glad they are outlawing this sick shit

>> No.16086708

>>16086405
some people are just bad at everything

>> No.16086711

>>16086499
WAM fetish is pedestrian tier

>> No.16086726

>>16086499
>you will never have greasy pizza sex

>> No.16086754

>>16078375
that's just a bread with tomato sauce and cheese

>> No.16086765

>>16081387
that's a fucking carp

>> No.16086772

>>16086711
WAM?

>> No.16086775

>>16086554
Is it weird if I want to put my dick in there?

>> No.16086778
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>> No.16086784

>>16086620
>хoт-дoг
>hot-dog

>> No.16086794
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>> No.16086802

>>16077800
https://youtu.be/WAq_7rJ2Tbw

>> No.16086809

>>16084895
Mama mia somewhere an Italian is freaking out with his hands.

>> No.16086854

>>16086772
>>>
> Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)15:16:37 No.16086711▶>>16086772
>>>16086499
>WAM fetish is pedestrian tier
wet and messy

>> No.16086864

>>16086098
lmao

>> No.16086873

>>16086633
I’d eat what she left in that toilet after a long night of Mexican food and Busch beer

>> No.16086874

>>16081560
i mean that wouldn't taste that bad

>> No.16086875

>>16086802
god tier content before they became trump faggots

>> No.16086886

>>16078375
central pa is a sad place. shoutout scrapple and sweet lebanon bologna tho.

>> No.16086895

>>16082498
yeah who's got the others, they're ever worse

>> No.16086897

>>16082518
>tumblr

>> No.16086912

>>16086875
did not know that
stopped watching sometime late 2017
but man the way they ate those wings confused the shit out of me
whatever happened to black people like chicken
worst of all HOW MUCH MEAT WAS LEFT ON THE BONES, WHO DOES THAT

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>>16077800

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>>16086915

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>>16077805
>>16077805
>>16077800

>> No.16086965

>>16086690
i dont remember this scene from idiocracy

>> No.16086987

>>16086641
these are actually pretty good

>> No.16086995
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>>16086690

>> No.16087102

>>16084840
currently eating, will watch this one later
thanks for the heads up broskis

>> No.16087108

>>16086987
kill yourself tastelet

>> No.16087115

>>16078375
Do yankees really?

>> No.16087118

>>16085317
Based jackposter

>> No.16087122

>>16084693
Chicken. Nice & burnt.

>> No.16087123

>>16084895
the only thing wrong with this imo is that it was made in a plastic container

>> No.16087126

>>16086775
It's weird since that shit's small and you would need a very tiny dick to do it.

>> No.16087128

>>16086639
whats up with this picture, why do they look like they just received the message that their grandkids died

>> No.16087136

>>16086915
it's sad because he looks like a nice person

>> No.16087178
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>>16085311
This looks like the poo mountain from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Just watch that webm with this playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyOA7F9fTx8&list=PLD07895DD80131E06&index=4

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>>16086705
That's from Japan, not China who is the one outlawing it. Besides, it was just a big plate of spaghoot eaten with cutlery, it's not live, squirming animals eaten in barehanded savagery.

So what's the sick part? That she ate a lot of food?

>> No.16087252

>>16085308
Sloppa
Might be good with chocolate chips though

>> No.16087269

>>16087128
Close, this is from the wake.

>> No.16087273

>>16082587
Based SOPA DE MACACO bro

>> No.16087289

>>16084917
Carbonara is literally 10 minutes to boil the pasta, where in the meantime you can fry meat on pan and mix egg with cheese in a bowl/cup.
Drain pasta, mix with egg-cheese, put on plate, grind some pepper, put meat on top.

>>16087123
And microwave.

>> No.16087296

>>16086566
That's kinda hot...

>> No.16087421

>>16086566
Made for BWP

>> No.16087423

>>16086405
Yes. He didn't even turn the meat.

>> No.16087435

>>16086778
at least the fuckin cooked it

>> No.16087445

>>16086641
Yeah can I get 2 Pizzaburger Hotdog burger burgers

>> No.16087458

>>16085311
isnt this what happens when water gets in the chocolate?

>> No.16087481

>>16087458
Or it overheats.

>> No.16087490

>>16082429
I'm too lazy to reverse image search this but it's part of a series of holliday dad meals, and artsy project. It's all intentional.

>> No.16087525

>>16085521
>tortillasorsomething.webm
looks like sweet potato pie
also more like
>white man gave us the beetus.webm

>> No.16087533

>>16078375
This is what burgers call pizza. Thicc crust.

>> No.16087568

>>16086778
I have the same cutting board

>> No.16087581

>>16087568
bro, me too!
wanna suck each others dick?

>> No.16087596
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>>16085319
>MAX FILL
god bless his retarded soul

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>>16087581
Sorry I already have a gf (male)

>> No.16087778

>>16087215
Yes, gluttony is sick

>> No.16087807

>>16086566
Look in their eyes. You just KNOW.

>> No.16087818
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>>16081560
Seared salmon sushi is a thing. It's done with a torch, but it ain't half bad.

>> No.16087893

>>16087778
So is Pride.

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>>16087893
>t.

>> No.16087912

>>16080472
kek

>> No.16087991

>>16085319
>MAX FILL
never change scalfani

>> No.16088624

>>16078361
the longer i look at this the angrier i get

>> No.16088659

>>16085317
Jack does it in one go, no test run. Recipes are for women. What a beast.

>> No.16088690

>>16086499
ewwww she put her feet on it!

>> No.16088731

>>16086802
I'm starting to think there is no way to eat wings and not look gay.

>> No.16088736

>>16081181
I thought those were raw eggs at first.

>> No.16088751

>>16082429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYw9cFhUeQ

>> No.16088808
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>>16085298
>somehow a totally different grate when he opens the grill

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>>16086726

>> No.16088816

>>16087269
fucking dumbass old millenials cant even mourn their dead grandkids without paying a photog to be there

>> No.16088828

>>16086641
>Easy to eat
Oh thank god. I wouldn't get this if it wasn't easy to eat. The last thing I want is an overly complicated pizza burger hot dog.

>> No.16088830

>>16086499
Imagine degreasing that pizza.

>> No.16088831

>>16086499
horrific
the stuff of nightmares

>> No.16088833

>>16086566
Which parent did they learn it from?

>> No.16088834

>>16086499
>literal bumper sticker tattoo

>> No.16088835

>>16082429
>Blue powerade turkey
The only thing I'd ingest in this image is the Bacardi

>> No.16088856

>>16084619
Looks like a sewage treatment digester tank discharge

>> No.16088859

>>16084657
Underrated

>> No.16088862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61wqdaMOMAU

>> No.16088866

>>16084908
Scoops it up and *whips* the spoon over to flip the egg. Hilarious.

>> No.16088868

>>16084619
I can't believe I've never had chili with spaghetti in my life before until this past weekend. Good chili pairs pretty well with spaghetti noodles.

>> No.16088870

>>16087818
they sear salmon belly not the normal salmon sushi, and its so they partially cook the fat

>> No.16088873

>>16078375
stop posting this we get it haha altoona pizza isn't pizza look at these PA mongs. how boring of you

>> No.16088892

>>16088862
the fucking profile picture on this guy

>> No.16088902

>>16088862
>does that 30" pizza come in a box?
no dipshit, better have deep pockets

>> No.16088916

>>16082429
was this a cu/ck/s gatherin?

>> No.16088948

>>16086705
>>16087215
It's not like others that dump the food when there are edits in the video.

>> No.16088959

>>16082454
tags: large_insertion,all_the_way_through

>> No.16088966

>>16086726
Not even pizza pits?

>> No.16088978

>>16084908
why is her stove purple

>> No.16089021

>>16086499
I'd eat her.

>> No.16089303
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>>16088948
I know, that's the sexiest part. She ate it all.

>> No.16089326

>>16086620
fuggen saved

>> No.16089348

>>16084384
>>16084388
Excuse my autism but are you one anon? Because your witty remarks are wearing thin

>> No.16089354

>>16077800
i've never had chicken wings am i missing out
>>16081181
that's smart though? thought they were raw and including the shells at first

>> No.16089381

>>16077800
>lmao
zoomers laughing at their own "jokes"
why do zoomers say lmao a lot

>> No.16089382

>>16084895
how long is 5 chingchongs? My microwave doesn't have these gook units.

>> No.16089385

>>16084901
based

>> No.16089396

>>16087178
based

>> No.16089420

>>16087123
>>16087289
My guess is that it was made for nips who live in a teeny tiny apartment and don't have an oven

>> No.16089426

>>16086705
fucking based, really?

>> No.16089433

>>16086690
>that biscuit
give

>> No.16089455
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>>16081560
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY SUSHIRINOOOO

>> No.16089689

>>16086574
Jesus Christ.

>> No.16089696
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16089696

It's always the Chinese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPp1HmUe9Mw

>> No.16089708
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>> No.16089715

>>16084895
I'm Italian and I hate this
>>16084901
I'm Italian but this is based

>> No.16089721

>>16082838
>>16084657
Ta en sipp nåh.

>> No.16089723

>>16082429
ah yes the /ck/ meetup

>> No.16089789
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>>16085298
that wouldn't have happened with a Mangrate

>>16086499
COEXIST is cringy on a bumper sticker. What kind of retard actually gets the tattoo?

>> No.16089875

>>16086875
rent free

>> No.16089985

>>16081181
How does he get out?

>> No.16090027

>>16086915
This is a swedish "julbordspizza", meaning christmas dinner pizza. Basically all the usual swedish christmas foods, but on a pizza: christmas ham, beet salad, meatballs with lingonberry jam, small sausages with mustard, anchovy and smoked salmon.

>> No.16090248

>>16086875
Their content is still good, seethe tranny

>> No.16090258

>>16090248
no i wont. biden won, cope and dilate

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>>16086566
how did his daughters end up so cute

>> No.16090727

>>16084840
That little pause at the end
He's a fucking superhero for only having that be his reaction

>> No.16090761

>>16086619
Actually pretty dope
what kind of rock is this?

>> No.16090897

>>16077800
Never understood Wings appeal

>> No.16090939

>>16090897
They were just famous because of Paul Mccartney, their music is ok at best.

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>>16086619
>>16090761

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>>16086619

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>>16090274
They're adopted. Two men can't make babies.

>>16090939
hue

>> No.16091207

>>16085119
That's more than a kilo, dumbass.

>> No.16091273

>>16090992
You must be absolutely retarded. A man can get a trans man pregnant.

>>16090979
There's something really disturbing about this image.

>> No.16091527

>>16086619
just look at the marbling on that thing.

>> No.16091753

>>16086754
>what is pizza

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>>16086499

>> No.16091894

>>16084840
Genuinely the worst video I've ever seen in nearly twenty years on this shithole site. Saved.

>> No.16092482

>>16085119
Chickens didn't come from dinosaurs