/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Heckin' wholesome chungus thread

>>16108120
tfw ud rather lose teeth than die

>>16108120
Your stupid face: *exists*
The cum of 20 anonymous truckers: “it’s free real estate on some dumb faggots stupid fucking face”

>>16108120
upvoted

>>16108164
No meme, is this actually true? Are truckers gay, I mean?

>>16108120
That is the nastiest shit ever made.

nobody:

op:I'm a faggot

>>16108120
OP's asshole: *exists*
15 negroes: "it's free real estate"

>>16108120
fuck off faggot

>>16108183
I don't understand what people mean when they say this isn't good. Do you just mean in a philosophical sense, you find it crude or barbarous in how good it is? It's so delicious in a basal sense that it reminds you of how much of an animal you are, which you find distasteful? Or are you simply just pretending?
It's dense slop made of carbs and sugar, literally pure fuel. It's objectively good.

Me: can I have marshmallow?
Mom: no, we already have marshmallow at home
Marshmallow at home: Sneed

>>16108120
wait that’s illegal

Wow, 12 repies

Thanks, guys!!!!

This is only my first post

Can we take it to 500?

Edit: Typo

No one:
No one at all:
Not a single soul:
Marshmallows on sweet potato: I'ma just sits here if thats alright with you

>this thread

>>16108120
bruh lmao

OP when he sees an unsucked dick

>>16108128
This.

>>16108120
off yourself faggot

>>16108120
Needs more sugar

>>16108120
hell yeah epic mode for the win!

I fucking hate this place

Imagine if Aliens discover /ck/ 500 years from the future, and this thread is the only evidence it existed.

instructions unclear, dick stuck in marshmallow

>>16108692
holy fuck

>>16108692
I hate dump cooks. They're all lazy fucking worthless shits.

>>16108750
Think about how few people there are, currently, who understand the joke in the OP (in the context of it being posted here) and why it would illicit an angry reaction from other posters. There probably aren't more than 10,000 people on Earth who fully understand what's happening here

>>16108120
>it's free real estate

>>16108692
This isn't real, right? Please tell me it's not real

>>16108692
Never trust a nigger with anything

>>16108120
Other desserts: *exist*
Sweet potato casserole: I'm about to end this man's when career
[Everyone liked that]

>>16109726
>illicit
you mean elicit. get off your fucking high horse.

>>16108202
It’s too sweet and I don’t like the way gelatin leaves a thin layer of gelatin on my teeth

>>16108120
You: Reddit

>>16110217
Thanks kind stranger :)

>>16108692
>Yaw whypipo ain eva had no goodass food like we black folx got, yew ufraid of sum flava whyboi?

Sweet potato and marshmallow linked up, need it or keep it?

whose still making marshmallow in 2021?

>>16110790
keep it