/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16112508

British pizza would have baked beans and halal sausage

>sourdough bread dough stretched to an XXL: 54mm in diameter
>vinegar tomato sauce without tomato
>shitfish fresh from their sewage river Thames
>"""crisps"""
>contents of one chamber pot
>put it in the firey-wirey at 200 thermomidomideys centigrade
>OI MAITE IS DONE INNIT

>>16112508
>nice local blue cheese
>pears
>heritage bacon
>walnut pesto, made with English garden herbs

>>16112508
>What would a "British" pizza be like?
Brits have had their own chains for decades.
They have it. All the good italian combos people know and love, but also...
Trends are to use ordinary salami as much as pepperoni, "spiced" ground beef, and chicken-tikka topped pizza.

https://www.pizzaexpress.com/restaurant-menu/restaurant-menu

>>16112528
>54mm in diameter

>>16112541
Fuck off with your "facts" we came here for mildly racist opinions

You don't have to imagine

>>16112508
There is Japanese pizza, Brazilian Pizza, and Swedish Pizza too.

>>16112508
Probably be right thick and doughy with jam for sauce and topped with cream

>>16112541
>chicken-tikka topped pizza
that sounds pretty good, actually

>>16112508
>Mongolian
Ham, tuna, pineapple, and blue cheese.

>>16112624
The cheese and sauce on Mexican pizza is pretty epic too.

>>16112508
>jamaican
a jerk chicken or curry goat pizza might be good actually

>>16112508
>Why isn't there Jewish pizza?

>>16112584
Do Brittons really?

>>16112512
kek

>>16112935
Do Israelis really?

>>16112508
>Mongolian pizza
Has bugs and dog/cat meat
>Jewish pizza
As long as it was made in the oven, it is a Jewish pizza
>Jamaican pizza
Just smoke a bunch of pot and pretend you're a Jew.

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>>16112508
There is jamaican pizza. It has jerk chicken. It's pretty good.

Argentine pizza: chimichurri sauce with tons of grilled meat?

>>16112508
Hawaiian pizza isn't hawaiian. It's canadian pizza.

>>16112970
>jerk chicken

>>16112972
Doubles as Brazilian pizza. Although real Brazilian pizza has skittles on it.

>>16112982
As I said, it's good. Don't knock it til you try it.

>>16112960

I'm not saying no

>neapolitan pizza
otherwise known as "pizza"

>>16112985
Well, I suppose it's better to do it to a jerk than a nice one.

>>16112528
>sourdough bread
Brits hate sourdough, though. It's chorleywood process white bread they like.

FUCK OF

Here's Hungarian pizza
>tomato sauce
>cheese
>kolbász sausage
>shallots
>wax pepper

Optional toppings:
>sour cream
>bacon bits

>>16112508
Please. Do not challenge them to ruin yet another foodstuff

>>16113092
they already have.
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>>16112512
>halal
This checks out. The only other known northern european pizza (swedish) is halal.

>>16113110
>>16112989
Baked beans are disgusting.

>>16112982
You are a clown if you don’t like jerk chicken, it’s placement on pizza is a obvious next step.

>>16112538
That sounds pretty tasty, the pears might piss over everything though

>>16112538
>pears
stopped reading

jizz tastes like egg whites
just so everyone knows

>>16112538
ew, most of these are good on their own, but together?

>>16113154
I don't know. Blue cheese, in particular, tastes good enough to put it on just about anything. But that's me.

I'm horny

>>16112538
This could work with sufficiently thin slices of pears

>>16112985
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>>16113186
what is the joke you were trying to make
clearly no one gets it

>>16112508
Curry pizza

>>16113170
Hi horny, I'm dad

>>16113197
It was just a reference to how Norm Macdonald likes to use the word "jerk".
I didn't mean for it to turn into a big thing.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/reindeer-pizza-berlusconi-finland

>>16113186
>heh I’ll just say stupid shit and then when called on my bullshit I’ll just say I was kidding heh heh

Pls get the fuck off this board retard

>>16113266
You literally just missed the Norm reference, man. Lighten up.

>>16112512
With a curry sauce.

>>16112508
They already make Jewish pizza. It's burned

>30 minute delivery time on Just Eat

Amazing

for me? it's Canadian pizza (also hawaiian pizza bc we invented it)

>>16113814
Invented by a Canadian-Greek restaurateur in Ontario in the early 60's.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza

>>16113814
what about a poutine pizza

>>16113840
This is something only the Frogs would do.

>>16113065
Based Trófea and their all you can drink for as long as you fucking want dining.

>>16112508
British pizza might be tikka masala pizza? I've actually done this before and it's pretty good. Tikka masala sauce for the base, small pieces of tandoori chicken and paneer on top with just a little mozz to hold it all together.

>>16112508
Baked beans for the sauce, blood sausage and bacon as toppings, cheddar cheese.

>>16113840
this could be fine but pic is waaay too wet

>>16112512
They unironically put corn on pizza.

>>16114760
these numbers do not add up to 100%

>>16114776
>select as many as you like

>hawaiian pizza was invented by a canadian
>taco pizza was invented by an iowan
its all fake bros dont fall for their schemes

>>16114760
Japs or chinese (I forget which) have corn and mayonnaise on their pizzas
Australians do ham and egg
Some Africans have orange, chicken, spinach and almonds iirc

British pizza is deep fried.

>>16114800
dont use a fucking pie chart then

I thought pizza bagels were jewish pizza

>>16112935
Ironically the pizza i had in tel aviv was huge because they cater to americans over there.

>>16114873
What else would you use for pizza?

>>16112512
based

>>16112508
Black pudding, tomato slices. And mushrooms

>>16113150
no it doesnt you fucking liar
t. cum drinker

>>16112538
Sounds fantastic. Unfortunately this wouldn't really represent the UK

>>16112508

>>16112508
Probably beans, bacon, HP sauce, blood pudding

>>16112538
Anon this is a shitposting thread, we don't want real answers

>>16112624
Does Swedish pizza have bananas on it? I feel like they would be into that bullshit

>>16114158
I mean that's basically curry on top of naan bread, seems natural

>>16114856
*Scottish pizza

>>16112508
Indian pizza.

>>16112969
That's jewish pizza.

>>16112508
Beans, AP Sauce, “Chips”, covered in batter and deep fried served by a Paki

>>16112508
There's Australian, and probably even New Zealand which would just be a copy of Australian. I bet there is ab English.

>>16114760
Corn is good. Serves the same purpose of sweetening as pineapple, but is way smaller, so it dehydrates way better, meshing with the overall pizza better

>>16117425
Australian is just adding eggs onto a ham & pineapple.

>>16114760
More Jap than u chang

Pizza from my local dominos, Australian edition

>>16114810
no one eats a ham and egg pizza here.

>>16117155
>yorkshire breakfast
>inside a big yorkshire pudding
10/10 will try this

>>16117940
fuck me that looks shitty

>>16117960
I bitched and asked for a refund which they gave me, I guess that’s what I get for ordering 5 minutes before midnight closing on a Tuesday

>>16117940
fuck yeah look at all that jizz sauce

>>16112682
I'm a murrikan, and I regularly top my pizzas with halal cart foods like chicken shawarma, lamb-beef kebab, and chicken tikka. Goes good with the white sauce. Absolute banger.

>>16112528
>54mm in diameter

>>16112508
British pizza would unironically be barbecue base with spicy chicken, sweet corn and jalapeños with sweet mango chutney dip and chile sauce as dressing. Or some equally vile combination.

>>16116312
a pizza chart

>>16112541
He means a specific pizza named as such, you nonce. Everybody knows there is pizza in England.

>>16117087
why not

>>16117167
peanuts?

>>16119682
fookin beanz pizza yer nob ed

>>16112508
HERES WHAT BRITISH PIDZER WOULD BE:

>Regular Dough
>Gravy base
>White Cheddar cheese
>Ham
>Bacon
>Mash potatos
>Pea's

Would be fucking good desu you have to make a really thick and rich gravy.

>>16119940
I'd eat that. What if the crust was a yorkshire pudding instead of dough

>>16119992
I mean it's feasible but, yorkshire pudding is probably better as a side dish. Dough is essential for pizza imo.

>>16117940
FUARK YEA OZZY PIZZA CUNT

>>16119940
awful

>>16112538
Poofter

>>16112528
>XXL: 54mm in diameter

>>16112969
>online dating

>>16117940
>australian edition
it does look like they delivered it upside down

>>16119781
yeah

>>16112508
tfw u call ppl mongoloid and now u cant go to mongolia lmao

>>16113847
>This is something only the Frogs would do
Meme poutines are an anglo thing

>>16113265
Who the fuck is Norm Macdonald
>inb4 Google
No fuck you

>>16112528

>>16112512
You could have it with Tab.

>>16121848
>Who the fuck is Norm Macdonald
this is an 18+ website

>>16112584
What's for tea, darling?

>>16121848
Norm is a Canadian comedian from 90s SNL. He was fired for being too edgy.
He may have enjoyed Tab from time to time given the era.
https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc

>>16117330
They all look good

>>16117330
I love indian pizza.

>>16112935
I fucking died

>>16112538
>>16113154
I've had these before together on a pizza but it also had figs and lettuce on it. It was surprisingly good

>>16112508
Mongolian pizza has fruit cocktail on it. Not kidding.

>>16112538
sounds like some shit from mod pizza

>>16112508
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>>16122719

Anyone pickled pizza? Salad dressing and mayo, plus onions. Eh? Eeeh? Noone?

>>16112964
Nah that's one of those rip-off Little Caesars specialty pizzas, the kind that are cheaper than the Hot n' Readies.

>>16117330
Aloo goby and tandoorlicious look pretty nice

Who fucking cares, fish and chips? Meat and 3 veg. Either way it aint gonna taste any good fucking cranks

>>16112538
>pizza made with granny's fridge gremlins

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>>16117940
My gf Think it look Nice mayng

>>16117567
They don't usually have pineapple, just ham/eggs/bacon.

>>16117949
They do

>>16117940
>made by drunks and then delivered to a drunk
I'd eat it

>>16122742
legend

>>16123710
>name
ya got me pardner

These but pizza size
sharp cheddar cheese grated
green onion tops chopped
Worcestershire sauce
curry powder more or less to taste
mayonnaise
put on some chicken tikka or doner kebab

OR
the fry up:
>Fried pizza dough
>Baked Bean & Worchestershire Sauce
>White Cheddar
>Diced fried onion, tomato
>diced fried black pudding, Sausage, & back bacon

>>16112508
Why dont pizza places like little ceaz take the time to be creative with their pizza?

Americans aren't creative enough with their pizza pies. One pizza should have 4 different layouts, one quarter pepperoni and bacon, another canadian sausage and beef, third quarter plain cheese, fourth quarter bell peppers and chicken. Americans are getting lazy

>>16117367
>That's jewish pizza.

damn im not racist but that was funny as hell

>>16123940
>heinz

both of those look very gross but i must eat them both

>>16112508
Beans on toast

>>16112508
>oi m8 u want a cheeky meatboll on yor cheesy crusty??

>>16112969
>u mad bro?

Bros this is my monthly pizza saturday!
>what're you having anon?
Thanks for asking:
1. just the tomato pizza put in the oven, then they throw in 8 slices of fresh mozzarella, then top the mozzarella slices with basil, and the basil with pesto rosso. Shit is insanely good
2. minced beef barbacue pizza, love it

>>16113116
>The only other known northern european pizza (swedish)
Pizza is European you dumb amerishart

>>16112935
Oy vey!

>>16113135
I've had one at some semi hipster place in Poland with mandolined pears, gorgonzola and walnuts. I tried it for shit and giggles when I first saw it on the menu, but it was so good I ended up having it several times.

>>16125306
>oven ready

>>16125304
pizza is yuropeeing????

>>16117187
same thing

>>16126407
one thing is pakier than the other

>>16114760
No they don't

>>16112538
>pears

>>16113840
Dangerously based

>>16113207
I've thought about this a lot desu. A tikki masala pizza would be delightful

>>16117155
I would murder this plate

>>16114873
that's not a pie chart...

>>16129034
What is it?

>>16112508
boiled steak and potatoes, with sausages

>>16112538
Dear fucking god that sounds based

>>16112508
>British Pizza
>pumpernickel pizza dough
>Eel Liquor sauce
>white cheddar
>another layer of pizza dough
>clotted cream
>marmalade
>knobs of butter

>Mongolian Pizza
>horse hair and yak butter
>served on a bird

>Jewish Pizza
>bagel bites
>but thinner
>$3.60 each
>extra if you want it hot

>Jamaican Pizza
>Weed infused dough
>weed infused sauce
>weed infused cheese
>add hash oil
>add peppers
>add all spice
>add brown sugar
>add jerk sausage

>>16119992
Don't give them ideas

>>16112538
>blue cheese
OK
>pears
OK. Might go well in contrast with the blue cheese.
>heritage bacon
Heritage? Do you also activate your almonds?
>walnut pesto, made with english garden herbs
So you're choosing an italian sauce but made by the english. Dead on arrival.

>>16129041
A pizza chart

>>16119774
Let's just drop the charade. You aren't being racist enough to post on 4chan.

>>16127953
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literal children

>>16119940
damn how has no one made a gravy pizza yet

>>16129129
>>extra if you want it hot
10/10

>>16124365
Jewish is not a race

>>16129129
I don't even like weed and that jamaican pizza still sounds awesome

>>16112538
kino

>>16112508
Chicken marsala pizza

>>16131087
Elaborate

>>16112508
In my country they used to do a sweet fruit pizza using the canned cocktail fruit (pears, grapes, peaches), I have recollections of it when I was very young and then it just stopped being a thing

>>16112682
I’m in the states and have had tikka masala pizza from a Tibetan restaurant, it was pretty great.

>>16112508
British people put thick slices of hotdogs on their pizza. Don't ask me why but I've encountered it enough times for it to be a trend.

>>16123690
mod is based except for the inevitable troons at the counter

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This is now an Adam thread
Questions for thread:
>Have you ever tried vidalia onions?
>Have you ever made one of his recipes?

>>16112508
>What would a "British" pizza be like?

>>16133592
I'd spread Adam's pizza wide open and eat it all up, crust first :^)

>>16112508
curry paste, blood sausage and kidney beans

Covered in fried fish and potato smileys

>>16112624
There is [insert country] pizza for every country ...

>>16112508
>Romana Hot Honey Pizza
> Calabrese and pepperoni sausage, Roquito peppers, tomato, mozzarella, basil, honey and Gran Milano cheese served on a Romana base.
It’s fucking delicious.

>>16113186
Upvoted

I showed my dad's Italian friend a picture of Mexican pizza and he said it was ok because it was not american pizza

>>16135613
Thank you, kind stranger.

>>16112508
Jamaican jerk pizza does exist.

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>>16130388
Pears can be done nicely on a flatbread with something like goat cheese. Certainly they don't go on a regular cheese and tomato sauce pizza