/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16154589
if they look like that, they eat coom
if they're me, they work closing at a restaurant, eat food there, and give themselves showers with the sink

Crack mostly

>>16154589
foie gras

>>16154589
Mostly something cheap like gas station food. Maybe something that they dug out of the trash if they're really desperate but it's usually not too difficult to panhandle 5 dollars or some shit. I've never been homeless but I have a few friends that are traveling hobos.

How do I get a cute homeless wife?

>>16154647
Dumpster diving small bakeries is where it's at. When I was homeless I would get literal garbage bags of day old bread, donuts, and cake. It was next to a small pizza place that didn't destroy the food before tossing it. Ate like a king.
Had a YMCA membership that I saved up for before becoming homeless. Showered, did laundry, swam, worked out, and relaxed in a lounge area to get out of the heat during the day. Slept in a tree at night to avoid animals and other people.
Being a homeless dude at 16 is legit if you aren't competing with others.

>>16154589
what vn is this?

>>16155119
ok, found it.

>>16154647
There’s a guy who panhandles outside a plaza near me and he easily makes $100+ a day.

>>16155197
She’s top cute. Thanks OP, I’ll check it out too.

>>16155198
Yeah the ones with no shame can easily make a lot of money.

usually the cheapest snack food that's just carbs and fat they can find.

Each other

candy bars and gin

>>16155262
Kek

>>16154589

i gave some smelly piss lady with no teeth sardines once she seemed upset

>>16154589
A lot of homeless people are alcoholics and alcoholics don't eat much due to constant stomach distress. If they do eat, it's stuff from the food bank / church outreach.

>>16155427
Some of the hobo friends I know are definitely drug addicts but they eat just fine. They also all migrate south for the winter like the birds do lol.

>>16155095
>slept in a tree
Slept in a tree?

>>16154589
Homes. What do you think makes them homeless?

>>16155435
Not the guy but yeah you can, with a sturdy branch and some para-cord and a piece of plywood, you can build a platform big enough for a sleeping bag.

>>16155445
fucking kek

>>16155095
You were homeless at 16?

Why do convenience stores not offer discounted prices for food at the end of the day?

>>16154589
Many young people are homeless in places like South Korea due to incompetently designed societies.

>>16155198
You should beat him up and take the money

>>16154589
>What do homeless people eat?

1. They have the option of buying froze stuff from a grocery store (maybe Food Stamps) and using the gas station microwave close-by to heat it up, at least that's what I would do.

2. Fast food if they let you inside during corona

3. Worst option, you dig thru the dumpster for any food that's there.

4. Best option if no money: Hold a sign saying you're hungry and will take any food. People will give you their food in the cars or will buy something for you without hesitation out of human decency.

>>16155197
Thanks, added to steam wishlist

>>16155607
There is no end of the day at a convenience store. And people with houses would just not out until the last 15 minutes before closing to take the food for cheap

>>16155638
That grilled cheese looks appetizing.

>>16155653
>using steam

>>16155634
But that’s mean.

>>16155793
So is him scamming people who worked for their money

>>16155842
There are other ways of panhandling that don't straight up involve lying. A buddy of mine is actually a good singer and guitar player so he just sets up on the side of a busy street and does that.

>>16155851
That isn’t panhandling
That’s called a street performer
Providing unique entertainment to people passing by is entirely different from dangling a cup in their face and asking for spare change

>>16155860
Whatever. I don't see why you'd want to mug a hobo for asking for change. No one is forcing you to give him any.

>>16155862
It’s not his money though so it’s pretty much free for the taker
It just so happens that he’ll be the taker if nobody else is

>>16155871
If someone gives you money, then it becomes yours. Are you the type of person that would give a friend/family member a card with cash in it for their birthday and then throw it up in their face months later? If so you're a shit person.

The new jannies are really removing non pornographic anime images? Fucking pathetic.

>>16155878
Those 2 situations aren’t even similar

>>16155949
They are. You aren't entitled to the money that you willingly gave someone. The fact that I have to explain this to you is fucking sad.

>>16155964
Ok buddy
You’re on a cooking forum btw
Not sure why you’re getting so peeved about this

>>16155981
Because you're maddeningly stupid and autistic.

>>16155988
>madden
Again, you’re on a cooking forum
Go to /v/ if you want to talk about video games

>>16156026
You're in a thread that someone made about homeless people and you're telling me to leave because I made you look like a retard in it. Have you tried crying more?

>>16155607
We mark down our store baked bread every evening, since it turns hard as a brick overnight

>>16156052
What gas stations have store made bread?

>>16156061
Pretty normal here. The bread has already been formed and proofed, you just stick it in an oven from the freezer for 8-12 minutes depending on type.

>>16156106
My flyover shithole doesn't have neat stuff like that. We just have junk food, hot dogs, and bad pizza/fried chicken.

>>16156121
At the same time we don't get nearly the amount of service/convenience stores you guys get, and they most often aren't open past midnight, so there's a give and take there.

Why was OP’s pic deleted??

>>16156032
I didn’t tell you to leave
You’re upset over nothing

>>16156187
I'm not even upset. Stop giving me yous fucker. You're not contributing to this thread at all. You want to mug homeless dudes we get it.

>>16156052
That’s nice. I’ve yet to see anyone over here do that.

>>16156172
It didn't actually break any rules or anything, it was just a screen shot from a visual novel.

>>16155893
any anime op draws in low effort coomposters and you know it

>>16156210
And yet there’s no low effort coomerposts in this thread.

>>16155735
Just needs a burger inside and it's the perfect grilled cheese.

>>16155893
>>16156210
You can report OPs with off-topic images as "off-topic" and usually the moderation staff (the ones who delete things, jannies have zero actual power) will oblige if it's a pointless "plz reply" image.
Usually.

>>16156231
>burger
Why’d you have to go and ruin it?

>>16156200
It helps combat shrinkage for sure

>>16155862
It's funny that's why. I took $30+ from one once and used it to buy beer and two pack of smokes like he would have anyway

>>16156240
OP’s image was on-topic though.

>>16156254
Tangentially-related doesn't count as "on-topic" when it's reply bait. That's like saying the moderators shouldn't delete posts on /his/ when someone says "HISTORICALLY SPEAKING..."

>>16156250
Picturing an obese weeaboo typing this out makes this post really funny.

>>16156262
What the fuck is reply bait?

>>16156283
Attaboy.

>>16156286
???

>>16156283
If you think about it all of 4chan is one big reply bait on an aggregate scale.

>>16156245
Trying to trigger the it's not a grilled cheese it's a melt people

>>16156295
Exactly. That’s why I’m asking.

>>16156304
With a burger it would be classified as a melt.

>>16156337
Between the grilled cheese i just made? nah

Why did the Jew mod delete op's pic?

>>16156210
Have you looked at any other thread on this goddamn board? I'm just happy to not see some ecelebs dirty ass hole for the 20th time this month.

>>16156268
im a skinny redneck from idaho so close

>>16156199
Here’s your last (You)
Meditate or something
There’s no reason to be carrying that much tension and stress

>>16156283
he'd rather have 150 threads with 7 replies that are 3 weeks old about technical cooking procedures
>my comfy slow board

>>16156250
Yeah, real funny. I bet they call you Joker at social gatherings.

>>16154589
bodies