The word that ruined food

File: 51 KB, 1032x774, dudethatisSOmessedup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The word that ruined food Anonymous Sun May 23 20:38:45 2021 No.16162631 [Reply] [Original]

>Artisanal

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:40:23 2021 No.16162634 >>16162631 >deconstructed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:42:35 2021 No.16162643 >>16162631 soy _______

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:44:52 2021 No.16162652 >>16162631 >From scratch

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:44:55 2021 No.16162653 >Hoppy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:45:44 2021 No.16162656 heh art is anal

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:45:49 2021 No.16162657 >>16162631 >Art is anal Really gets the noggin joggin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:49:35 2021 No.16162669 >>16162631 >eggcellent

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:03:22 2021 No.16162721 >>16162634 don't fucking talk to me about "deconstructed". I saw """""deconstructed egg roll in a noodle bowl""" on reddit the other day, it was literally just fried rice noodles/炒米粉. I fucking hate white people.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:28:23 2021 No.16162842 File: 1.59 MB, 960x540, art is anal cheese.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162631

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:31:47 2021 No.16162859 Umami

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:33:43 2021 No.16162867 >aioli nigga thats mayo learn a new sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:44:21 2021 No.16162942 >>16162867 >thats mayo yes and I love it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:51:55 2021 No.16162976 >>16162631 bone broth it's called "stock" you fucking mongo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:39:48 2021 No.16163243 >plant based

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:40:51 2021 No.16163249 maillard reaction

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:43:14 2021 No.16163263 >>16162631 >The word that ruined food VEGAN /thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:44:17 2021 No.16163535 >>16162859 >It's a white guy saying it to describe a non Japanese food >He could just have said savoury

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:47:00 2021 No.16163543 >>16162631 >al dente

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:54:52 2021 No.16163579 >wa la

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 00:47:54 2021 No.16163805 File: 373 KB, 1435x770, Deconstructed coffee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162634 Beat me to it.

>>	a white guy Mon May 24 00:51:13 2021 No.16163819 >>16162634 fippity bippity

Anonymous Mon May 24 02:11:26 2021 No.16164090
File: 1.75 MB, 1080x1828, beardfrauding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16162631
microbrew
foodie
foodporn
aioli
chutney for anything that isn't a coconut-based dosa condiment
bone broth
rustic
umami for millions of things that obviously aren't umami
suurrracha (learn how to say letters)
biodynamic
grass-fed
"detroit" pizza
beef "stroganoff"
any other retarded term for a trivial pile of ingredients in a pot or sandwich

>>16163535
>He said the dessert was sweet
>He could have just said "tasty"
umami = glutamate ion
just because you're a retard doesn't mean thing don't exist

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 02:18:18 2021 No.16164104 File: 20 KB, 640x591, 1580251095769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16164090 also "curried" anything, used as a verb "mince" used as a noun "fried" for anything that's cooked in a pan ("I'll 'fry' up some eggs")

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 02:20:52 2021 No.16164109 File: 658 KB, 1000x1000, mince-pies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16164104 >"mince" used as a noun

>>	Just another user Mon May 24 02:23:47 2021 No.16164118 File: 64 KB, 708x800, DxtLLSbU0AAU2tM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >IPA Beer tastes like literal anal leakage. How do the hipsters drink it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 02:33:35 2021 No.16164152 >>16164118 >Beer tastes like literal anal leakage how do you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 02:34:50 2021 No.16164155 >>16164152 isn't it obvious?

>>	Just another user Mon May 24 02:35:49 2021 No.16164158 >>16164152 >Grindr date gone wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 02:42:20 2021 No.16164183 >>16164155 gross

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 02:47:46 2021 No.16164214 >>16163805 >complete with a goddamn shingle I hate modern gastronomy so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 02:49:04 2021 No.16164222 >>16162631 >mallard reaction

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 05:03:12 2021 No.16164541 File: 9 KB, 200x250, 1621270193626s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16164222

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 05:06:23 2021 No.16164550 >>16164104 I curry functions all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 05:56:22 2021 No.16164663 >>16162631 >Diabetes >Cholesterol >Excessively high blood pressure >Gastric reflux >Crohn's >Celiac >Lactose intolerance >Gluten intolerance >Every food allergies Food: ruined.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 06:03:52 2021 No.16164681 File: 45 KB, 612x612, 1621392789978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16164104 >fried" for anything that's cooked in a pan ("I'll 'fry' up some eggs") >use a frying pan to fry something >anon doesn't like your wording

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 06:07:04 2021 No.16164688 >>16162631 America

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 06:11:04 2021 No.16164698 Cultural appropriation

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 06:33:02 2021 No.16164738 Umami, it makes me seriously violent every time I hear it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 06:35:17 2021 No.16164742 >>16164090 What's wrong with bone broth? I make it all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 06:47:24 2021 No.16164774 >>16164104 >fried Well, what do you call it when you cook something in oil? You want to be pretentious and say saute an egg?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 06:48:32 2021 No.16164779 File: 71 KB, 1021x1027, 1414642580857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >muh boogeymens and opinions >word make food bad reeee Fuck off retard

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 07:35:11 2021 No.16164893 >>16164222 That sounds like the name for a midwestern emo band.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 07:36:13 2021 No.16164897 >>16164688 >Rent free

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 07:38:18 2021 No.16164905 >>16162634 >anytime it shows up on Chopped it's because the chef couldn't make shit out of the ingredients Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 12:37:23 2021 No.16165951 Deepfried

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 12:44:39 2021 No.16165977 >>16163805 He looks as if his brain is trying to figure out whether or not this is a subtle form of racism. They don't want to serve his kind so he has to make his own coffee and pay for the privilege.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 13:14:58 2021 No.16166075 >>16162631 food

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 13:18:04 2021 No.16166086 >>16164152 it actually tastes better than IPA beer

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 13:40:20 2021 No.16166202 File: 135 KB, 1024x683, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162652

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 13:44:09 2021 No.16166222 >Plant based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 13:45:49 2021 No.16166230 >>16162631 >/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 14:03:46 2021 No.16166306 >>16162721 Don't blame all of us dawg, it's the white liberals that do this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 14:57:35 2021 No.16166543 >>16164090 detroit pizza is a real thing lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 15:13:38 2021 No.16166637 >>16166543 No it isn't

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:04:47 2021 No.16167087 >"[american place name] style"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:29:42 2021 No.16167210 >>16162721 >goes on plebbit >surprised he sees cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:54:35 2021 No.16167333 >>16162976 salt you fucking troglodyte

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 17:59:31 2021 No.16167359 >>16162721 Deconstructionism is a Jewish invention desu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:15:42 2021 No.16167414 >>16162631 foodgasm

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:21:51 2021 No.16167431 >>16162976 Wouldn't a stock have added ingredients and salt? When I want bone broth (when I'm sick) I want nothing else in it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:32:14 2021 No.16167464 >>16166637 yes it is, lmaooo what a pizzalet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 18:36:27 2021 No.16167477 File: 23 KB, 520x431, lol kys.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162631 >uncured pork belly and bacon are the same thing and taste the same Fucking joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 22:22:49 2021 No.16168623 >>16164118 have you considered that maybe you have childish, undeveloped tastes that can't handle a proper ale? IPA are incredibly overrated though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 22:33:49 2021 No.16168666 >>16165977 >segregated coffee

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 22:36:40 2021 No.16168683 >>16167477 Have sex, incel.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 22:37:17 2021 No.16168687 >>16168683 LOL, stay mad. You were wrong.

Anonymous Mon May 24 23:00:55 2021 No.16168839

>>16162631
>gourmet
At least in my country (Brazil), they name something gourmet, increase the price dramatically and do almost nothing to increase quality.
Usually is done with a food that isn't seen as rich food, so this is why they tend to call it this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:02:25 2021 No.16168850 >chef inspired what the fuck does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:03:32 2021 No.16168862 >>16162631 >"bowl" just another way to say sloppa

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:05:42 2021 No.16168881 File: 134 KB, 300x300, jeff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16164541

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:10:10 2021 No.16168906 >>16168881 Dude I was literally waiting for someone to post this pic lmao, where've you been?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:11:39 2021 No.16168915 File: 113 KB, 300x300, smug stan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16168906 I guess I've been ducking in and out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:14:17 2021 No.16168924 File: 90 KB, 828x806, bo0omer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16168915

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:23:29 2021 No.16168960 >>16164090 Umami = savory

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 23:46:41 2021 No.16169094 File: 25 KB, 474x350, 174359138_4268759803135312_5733784112988685090_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16168960 >t. retard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 00:07:03 2021 No.16169214 >>16164090 t. Jewswa Weissman using "cumami"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 00:17:35 2021 No.16169266 >>16164090 Stroganoff is literally just a dish where is the problem? Might aswell chimp out about curry and gulash

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 00:21:18 2021 No.16169284 What is this trend in recent years of people on here getting upset by any words deeper into a subject than kindergarden level?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 00:30:59 2021 No.16169328 >>16169284 trump-inspired alt-right anti-intellectualism

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 01:30:08 2021 No.16169640 >>16169284 trying too hard to fit in probably

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 01:43:14 2021 No.16169718 File: 1.71 MB, 316x560, 1615804334502.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >superfood

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 02:55:07 2021 No.16169955 >>16162631 >Elevated More specific >Elevated Pub Fare.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 03:45:35 2021 No.16170127 Foie gras Truffles Fuck outta here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 04:26:13 2021 No.16170223 >>16170127 What's wrong with truffles?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 05:30:25 2021 No.16170425 >>16162631 >earthy >nutty

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 09:18:24 2021 No.16171161 >>16166306 They know. They call you baizuo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 10:45:18 2021 No.16171534 >>16162634 We call that Sloppa around here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 11:28:34 2021 No.16171704 >>16166202 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 11:59:37 2021 No.16171836 File: 404 KB, 631x627, I now have cancer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162669

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 12:00:36 2021 No.16171838 >>16167359 When you're doing real deconstructionism you build something with the pieces, you don't just leave it as rubble

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 14:33:52 2021 No.16172698 >>16166543 >I cooked pizza except in a used motor-oil drip pan >detroit pizza is just any other basic pizza, except with added motor oil mmm

Anonymous Tue May 25 14:40:58 2021 No.16172725
File: 129 KB, 640x832, french aircraft exercise flag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16170127
foie gras, as well as the entire country of france, is the biggest meme in cooking.

it just tastes like normal animal fat. literally no reason to waste so much time and effort for something so mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 15:33:04 2021 No.16173005 >>16162721 >goes on reddit Get out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 15:53:03 2021 No.16173142 >>16162859 This

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 15:57:38 2021 No.16173166 >>16168839 this, or "Signature"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 16:06:44 2021 No.16173212 >>16169094 Nope. Just understand how taste works

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 16:29:31 2021 No.16173322 >>16166202 >Preheating the oven before making the universe. Don't do this it creates black holes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 16:56:36 2021 No.16173518 >>16173322 How can it create black holes when theres nothing to make them with?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 16:58:40 2021 No.16173532 >>16162631 artis anal

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 18:40:50 2021 No.16174072 >>16162721 nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 20:49:07 2021 No.16174691 >Beyond _______

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 21:06:52 2021 No.16174776 File: 11 KB, 409x394, 1621446208032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"anything" vegan version

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 21:21:56 2021 No.16174858 >>16162631 >organic

Anonymous Tue May 25 21:43:46 2021 No.16174983

>>16169328
What does trump have to do with the right or the alt right? He persuaded ATF to ban bump stocks which obama couldn't do and he spent way more than obama did. Trump encouraged protestors to storm the capitol and then abandoned them, whereas under obama protestors inside the capitol barely got any news coverage. Obama is more right than trump, unless by alt right you really mean left.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 22:17:36 2021 No.16175167 >>16174983 He was also ready to dump 500 billion into black neighborhoods

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 22:47:13 2021 No.16175317 >>16175167 I feel sorry for all the boomers that fell for trump's bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 25 22:52:44 2021 No.16175345 >>16162631 Impossible

Anonymous Wed May 26 02:03:44 2021 No.16176189
File: 144 KB, 907x510, giraffe-spots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16174691
idk about beyond meat, but I actually enjoy the Impossible Burger.
Definitely not becoming vegan, but there are times when I would crave one of those. It's basically like a veggie burger but with a heavier meat texture. The flavor is nice (not meaty at all tho)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:09:34 2021 No.16176216 >kobe >wagyu So many fags will call their shit this and then sheeple will hail it as the greatest thing in the world >truffle oil Same concept

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:15:07 2021 No.16176247 >>16164774 you can just say cook. The default method of cooking is in a pan, with some oil. "fry" = into a vat of oil

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:17:00 2021 No.16176257 File: 125 KB, 1000x667, wagyuprimal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16176216 wagyu definitely tastes better though however it looks a lot better than it tastes. It tastes pretty good but it's fucking amazing to look at.

Anonymous Wed May 26 02:19:14 2021 No.16176263

>>16168623
>can't handle a proper ale
If you claim you're "handling" something you're consuming, you're implying that it's shit and you have simply learned to tolerate it through repeated exposure. It doesn't make you look like a tough guy, just a soylent beta desperate to display some form of masculine identity.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:19:45 2021 No.16176265 >>16176189 I don't eat vegetables anymore. I just eat meat with Impossible Meat.

Anonymous Wed May 26 02:19:59 2021 No.16176266

>>16176257
That's A5 wagyu, the highest grade which is heavily labor intensive to create. Wagyu really just refers to a breed of cow for which you can have shitty grades of meat. Retarded Americans though automatically assume wagyu=highest grade of meat

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:22:07 2021 No.16176272 >>16162631 organic

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:22:51 2021 No.16176279 >>16176266 Lowest grade of wagyu is pretty fucking good, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:24:53 2021 No.16176284 >>16176279 Not really that special. Not worth the price that most scam artist restaurants charge for it either

Anonymous Wed May 26 02:42:42 2021 No.16176341

>>16162867
true lol
we had a cook that i swear to god had never heard of any other sauce
we had it on like 4 or our 8 offerings one night because this guy never made anything else

also, only mashed potatoes, anything else was too much effort for the guy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 06:41:14 2021 No.16176945 >>16176247 I don't have an image of shrek with a camera, but if I did, this would be the time to use it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 06:43:27 2021 No.16176952 >>16172725 >normal animal fat. No tastebuds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 06:46:16 2021 No.16176962 File: 23 KB, 512x362, 0E09E5F6-B3B2-4596-90DC-365E89F4BE9B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 07:00:16 2021 No.16176988 >>16162631 Wow surprised not a single one of you said the 2 big hitters yet. >ORGANIC >NATURAL Worst offenders right here.

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/ck/ - Food & Cooking