/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16175655

>>16175658

>>16175658
Mac and cheese bacon balls are neat, I wish they actually sold those in America.

>>16175658
That cake that Sally has over there looks pretty good, is that a German thing?

>>16175669
its what germans think americans eat.

>>16175655
>FULL DICK
>WE IN AMERICA

>>16175658
>DIE GROSS
>BACON ASSHOLE

>>16175655
honestly nothing there is appetizing

Too bad Eurotrash is too caught up with the burger meme to try real red white and blue cuisine. It's really good.

>>16175710
kek

>>16175655
>pizza donuts

How do they taste, germanbros?

>>16175740
and whats that? deep fried triple stuffed crust pizza? LOL

>>16175655
>McEnnedy
i've never heard of anyone with that surname

>>16175666
>IT'S TIME, TO ERDNUSSFLIP IN YOUR MOM

>>16175786
probably eurospeak for kennedy

>>16175781
for me, it's the new england clam bake

>>16175679
>>16175658
What's the flavor of that suppose to be? Caramel Popcorn & Buttercream?

>>16175658
eine American foccacia, bitte

>>16175786
There are two American names: McDonald(s) and Kennedy.

>>16175655
Lol, they really fucked up the spelling in that rag.

germans are based but all other eurocucks suck butt

you guys get more popcorn than just american week right?

>>16176099
they only sell popped corn during american week

>>16176109
they pop it there?

>>16176114
ja in the lidl microwave

>>16175658
frozen pancakes, gtfo here

>>16176115
nice

>>16175910
caramel popcorn and peanut butter.

>>16175655
>They actually have "American" themed food in stores in other countries.
I don't know how to feel about his.
On one hand, it's nice to see that the US global cultural hegemony has gotten to the point where this exists.
On the other hand, I feel bad that the US global cultural hegemony has gotten to the point where this exists.

>>16176362
there are spanish, french, greek, british, mexican, asian, oriental themed product ranges/theme weeks as well and your theme is basically candy, breakfast and the children's menu at a family restaurant
the other national weeks actually pack some interesting food and spices

only thing I buy from McEnnedy are Bagels, which they don't sell outside of Burgerweek

>>16176362
Everyone laughs at the USA and treats it like a meme, have for decades.

>>16175655
what's in the american style snackbox?

>>16176476

>>16176425
literally this. america is a joke to every country

>>16176491
>chili cheese nugget

oh god what

>>16176491

>>16175740
>real red white and blue cuisine
france?

>>16176491
god bless usa

>>16175666
>cheap cali wine
>fireball
>arizona tea but it's the fr00t punch
all good in the hood tho german friends, here in Szękagko they actually sell your peanut snacks and ketchup flavored bears. your snacks are significantly less salty than ours, you just need to eat a third of the bag for texture before the flavor begins to creep in. your 'barbecue' flavored snacks taste like smoked meat, not barbecue sauce, like ours, which are sweet, acidic and salty. it's been fun eating your euro snacks here, as trashy and shite as they are, they can't compete with the fucking mainline FLAVOR TO BRAIN infusion of american and mexican snacks. it's no wonder we're all so fat and numb. in other parts of the world people are just having some sunflower seeds or some crispbreads with their beer and here i am at 711 lookingbfor the next X of flamin hottttt snack because eXXXTRA hOtt just aint doin me like he used to

pic rel a european on his way to have a pilsner and some bear shaped ketchup chips before work

>>16175740
Kek sure, Scooter.

>>16176507
Chili cheese tops is a bestseller in McDonald's Denmark. My friend absolutely HAD to eat at McDonald's when he visited me in Amsterdam instead of trying something local (granted, Dutch cuisine is dogdick). Then he threw a hissy fit at the cashier when they didn't sell chili cheese tops. He couldn't let it go for hours. I actually haven't spoken to him since (2 years).

>>16176580
Sounds good, wish the USA McDonald's had them.

>>16175655
for me it's the sticky potato pistols in carbonated dipping jam

>>16175655
>>16175658
>>16175666
If this is the Image the rest of the world has of the United States I can sympathize with their discontent towards us a little better.

looking at these just made me frown

>>16176425
>tumblr
This is why we don't care for anti-americans on this site lmao you're literally all from Reddit, Twitter and Tumblr

>tfw enjoying my traditional “pizza donuts” and “American style snack box” for breakfast and remember it’s a patriotic holiday weekend coming up
Can’t wait to enjoy my holiday popcorn.
Feels good to be American.

>>16175655

Are Pizza Donuts a thing Iin Germany instead of Pizza Bagels because of antisemitism?

>>16176960
based

The McEnnedy American Style Pizzas are pretty good.

>>16175655
Years ago they had fucking amazing cookies from McEnnedy. Never seen them again.

>>16175658
what on gods earth is "sandwich sauce"?

>>16177401
Probably burger sauce

>>16177402
>burger sauce
you mean fry sauce?

>>16175786
That's why they could trademark it.

Nobody moves to America for the food

>>16175658
anyone here knows if the bbq sauce is worth it? Currently have 2 almost new bbq sauces one of them is trash, the other one haven't even tried yet and is from the same brand as the trash one.

>>16177402
>>16177407
>burger sauce
>fry sauce
As a burger I don't know what the fuck either of these are either.

>>16175679
>Pizza donuts

>>16177441
its just a few of the thousands of ways we've mixed mayo and ketchup together

>>16177420
Why would they? You can get it at Lidl.

>>16177458
top fucking kek

>>16177458

I've never really been too much into all the Lidl's memerican stuff but then again, the American week is a good way to get decent quality peanut butter and maple syrup for cheap. Their bbq sauce is also pretty good, but they started to sell that based on whether it's grilling season instead of the weekly theme.

>>16176507
>>16176580
Everywhere I've encountered these it was always marketed as either American or Mexican, I'm almost surprised it's not a thing overseas.

>>16176502
And yet we literally own you

>>16175655
>negroid chicken on the chicken bucket

>>16175655
>mini burger
>american
they are so naive its cute

>>16176502
It's us or Russia, Sven, take your pick.

>>16178707
>take your pick
switzerland didn't and look at them now, fuck each and every side

>>16175658
Cake with popcorn? What the fuck?

>>16178707
You always say that and when I pick you go No, not that one :(

>>16177007
oh, it's worse burgerbro. it's a lot worse ...

>>16175655
>McEnnedy
Racist mockery of a tragic assassination. Shut this down right now.

>>16175655
>EMOTI POTATO
Why hasn't anyone released emoji potatoes? It's always just smiles.

>>16179922
don't let the jews steal you million dollar idea son

>>16177521
Jalapeno poppers are an american classic which I guess is what those chili nuggets are based on. But we don't chop up the pepper and you definitely can't get them at Mickey D's.

>>16176394
the asian and spanish weeks stuff is neat

>>16175655
As an eurocuck i just had the biggest laugh from this thread for a long while now. Bless you all, ive never saw these country weeks as that kind of parody. Now ive got tears in my fucking eyes lmao

>>16176491

>>16178707
China has shown how a large population can be run cohesively and engender national pride in all. Turns out American democracy is a failed experiment.

>>16176491
Shit tastes like rubber, don't get.

Mckennedy in general tastes weird

>>16180341
>China has shown how a large population can be run cohesively and engender national pride in all
>Literally buildings fall in half because you can't build anything

>>16175658
I'm assuming Ahornsirip is maple syrup. If that's the real stuff that's a pretty good price. I live in a state that produces the stuff and have to pay more.

ah, authentic american cuisine...

>>16175781
I'd say bbq is probably the quintessential american food, but our states are as big as your countries so it varies state to state

can someone just post porn and get this shitty redd/int/ thread over with since mods won't do their job

>>16177079
what? Bagels are just nit a thing here, if you asked 100 people id ve surprised if more then 10 new what a Bagel even is

>>16178722
switzerland is one of the worst countries in europe

>>16175655
based fatass germans

Haha holy fuck this is hilarious. We have actually gaslit the world into thinking that's what we eat all the time.
>do Americans really
no you fucking dipshits we actually don't

>>16180695
American breakfast is literally the shit from the OP pictures though.

>>16180933
not even bro

>>16180695
Yeah. I mean a lot of these things can be found in some form here. But it's like the bottom tier poor people shit that only certain subspecies eat

>>16180695
>>16180965
there's no need to be upset, the only things we eat that are german are deep fried pieces of meat. It's a cheap lidl advertisement, relax.

>>16180998
I'm not upset... More like fascinated by the translation. It's like distilled American food culture made by an AI that occasionally throws in something that doesn't belong.

>>16177001
I know an Australian that actually thinks yellow mustard is the best shit ever.

>>16180324
Thank you ukraine

>m'kennedy

>>16177420
what about the irish?

>>16175655
you literally reposted this from an /int/ thread yesterday

in the UK we have the great tastes of america at mcdonalds every year

2/2

Do they not have pastrami in Germany?

>>16179908
>McKennedy is this supposed be an American name?

>>16181648
>pastrami in Germany?
They eredicated joos

>>16181648
No it's actually a very niche product and people rather eat pork based deli meats anyway

>>16175837
>>16175786
MacIver has a variant MacGyver etc sue to confusion over tome so I'd imagine tjere could be a similar converse variant for Mckennedy

>>16176362
>getting worked up over lidl
It's not worth it anon

>>16175655
>>16175658
>>16175666
>yurofats think this is what american food is because the frozen garbage they stuff their faces with has different branding for a week

>>16182252
I always think it is a little weird when i see that there are always jews present in general in the USA. There's just so few jews here in Germany. But then i remember that we went a little overboard and steamrolled the shit out of them.

>>16175658
>mac n cheese bacon balls
>potato nuggets with bacon
wtf when is it USA week in the USA?

>>16175706
>>16175710
>>16175793

KEK

>>16175655
Mexican week is better, but the taste of Freedom is amazing too. I like the burgers, BBQ flavoured peanuts and frozen potatoes and beans.

>>16175655
wtf is that pulled pork? is it good? i like pulled pork sandwiches

>>16175666
hell ye men fireball we need that cinnamon flavored whiskey

>>16175706
>>16175710
>FULL DICK IN AMERICA
>DIE GROSS, BACON ASSHOLE

Corrected it for you

>>16176507
Burgerking sells those here in Germany.

>>16180341
Yeah yes, the country where people will leave their fellow countrymen to die on the street because they'd be responsible for their medical expenses if they help them, that is a true nation of national pride.

>>16176512
no the same order dummy

>>16181608
>>16181619
>not putting avocado slices on a filet-o-fish and calling it a "California Fish Sandwich" or some shit

>>16176491
the only place to get something like this in USA is at Jack In The Box. I've never seen this anywhere else.

>>16180475
BBQ is Dutch, has existed for thousands of years

>>16181608
>y'all
do bongs really

>>16175667
They sell them in the frozen aisle at Target, it's their store brand but I forget the name. Pretty good actually.

>>16175655
Are pizza donuts actual donuts or bagels?

>>16177613
and China owns us

>>16180341
>China has shown how a large population can be run cohesively and engender national pride in all.

>Be Chinese and get murdered by your government because you posted a comment about Tiananmen online.

Yeah, no thanks Chang. I'll take America over your shithole of a regime any day thanks.

>>16180965
>But it's like the bottom tier poor people shit that only certain subspecies eat
Now guess why Lidl sells it

>>16175666
>Californian wine
Oh dear god

>>16181048
Not the Australian you know, but what's wrong with yellow mustard? It's fine for hot dogs and burgers

>>16182518
tyfys

>american-style chicken strips
>chicken crispies
>crunchy chicken

>>16176580

This sounds particularly retarded because if there's ONE thing Dutch cuisine is famous for, is the fried stuff available pretty much anywhere. You're better off without him anon.

>>16175655
>full dick
>we in America

can Krauts even speak proper English?

>>16179350
I had a hardy chuckle

>>16175655
>>16175658
>>16175666
seems more like mcennedy week than it does usa week really
>>16180324
based guys standing for the flag while the women sit

>>16184553
And we own china

>>16181619
Like I get that our states are just don't vague place across the ocean but holy fuck did they do no research into doing something actually representative of the words?

>>16182518
As someone in America I think it's weird too because there isn't a Jew for miles near me. They mainly stick to the coasts here. It's a secret us flyovers rarely let out.

>>16180998
Stop projecting your insecurity. It's really funny stuff and that's fine I don't hate. I think Germans are awesome. How the fuck are you going to get confused and salty about that.

>>16176557
based Szękagko Chad

>>16185340
Most people think that it doesn't have much taste other than harsh and acidic.
Something like a brown or dijon mustard has a good flavor all of its own.

>>16180933
Iwas in Prague acouple years ago and a cafe advertised an American breakfast and it was pancakes and sour cream. I laffed

>>16182252
Cheers

american here

if you were to feed this to my countrymen we would be concerned that the food was so small

>>16177441
Fry sauce is a regional thing in the US intermountain west.

>>16180341
I always said China was going to destroy the world, I just never knew how they were going to do it. Turns out it was a lab accident.

>>16180456
I grew up in the heartland of Nebraska, and have fond memories of my childhood eating yogurt with cola bubbles.

>>16184487
i second target's friend mac n cheese

>>16182518
>implying

>>16182696
>>16176507
>>16176580
moved 2 months ago, there's no nearby Burger King, missing these hard

>>16176580
I spent a week in The Hague, and the best food I had there was in a Greek restaurant. You're not lying about the Dutch cuisine being sub-par.

>>16187681
How can you even live without the Crunchy Chicken Deluxe™

>>16186974
I like collman's English mustard, I put that on a ham butty

>>16175655
>USA Week at lidl again

The funny thing is this 'imitation' American food is probably more authentic and made from better ingredients than what the 'real' American equivalent is due to Europe's stricter and superior food regulations and practices. How do Americans cope with this fact?

>>16180485
>>>/b/

>>16182518
Yeah, so now you have crime-ridden mudslimes instead. Great job.

>>16187104
>accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuKPBur_TiI

>>16187982
Not when it comes in a frozen bun that you reheat in a microwave

>>16180695
>He doesn't eat meatloaf and mash
Or is your pic supposed to be an example of real American food?

>>16188217
this is a redd/int/ thread and must be removed and op given an ip range ban

>>16187982
>Europe
>stricter and superior food regulations
Nigger they don't even have to mark ingredients like we do they just hide it under "natural flavors"
Of course a self-hating white like you would be a weeb

>>16188714
Anime website faggot, if you don't like 'weebs' fuck off to reddit.

>>16176960
They really misunderstood what potato pistols are

>>16188707
>food is off-topic in food and cooking board
Ok contrarian.

>>16175655
I'm really not offended at all by the specific items they chose to represent the USA, moreso that it's all super low-tier freezer aisle crap.

Fried stuff is good, pancakes, burgers, etc. but everything pictured is an absolute garbage version of it. If my local grocery store had an "Italian week" and advertised a bunch of frozen lasagnas and chef boyardee, I'd feel that would be equivalent to this.

>>16175655
How is this american? I don't see apologizing to china on the menu.

>>16175771
Okay, but if you are American you would probably find it pretty flavourless because German Lidl is trying to turn down the flavour enhancer for a more "natural" taste.

I love america day, there's a lt of amazing stuff

>>16189934
We actually have a budget brand energy drink here called X-Ray

That pic looks like a less funny ripoff of picrel anyway

>>16186608
>tfw when I live in Les Wexner's goyville