/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what the fuck, that's disgusting

Unironically the best fast food fish sandwich

>>16177415
For me it's the windows 7 whopper, the best fast food sandwich in the world

>>16177415
thats pretty cool, just remove bun and put meat patty on a plate and have it by using fork and knife like a cultured person

>>16177415
How do you even eat burgers that tall tf?

>>16177436
Ok zoomer

>>16177461
unhinge your jaw

>>16177461
here i animated it for you

>>16177415
I feel like JP gets the best gimmicks sometimes. This is a dumb burger but it'd be "fun" I guess, and more cost effective than buying a couple whoppers. Shit with some more bread you could seperate it into two hefty burgers anyways.
Though there are some JP gimmicks I don't want - what the fuck is going on with their Dominoes? An already kinda crap pizza, now with abysmal topping options.

>>16177415
>kino
Absolute faggot.

what about the windows 95

>>16177443
Outta my way BITCH

>>16177495
based japs

>>16177535
This.

>>16177467
How can people eat that much burger and enjoy it? It’s just a grind to actually swallow let alone the stomach aches after

>>16177789
Do your tummy hurts after you eat burguers anon? You ask your mom for belly rubs after too?

>>16177789
lol imagine being this much of a weak faggot

>>16177836
>>16177913
That’s 8 burger patties, you’re just lying if you think you can digest all that without some problems

>>16177967
i'll prove you wrong right now give me like an hour

>>16177970
EXACTLY an hour, a meal should only take 10 minutes MAX to eat

>>16177975
i gotta go to the store and get the meat and cook it, jackass

>>16177983
Make sure they're all over a quarter inch thick, don't smash them to lunch meat size or it doesn't count faggot.

>>16177415
Do nips and weebs really?

Hamburguesa
https://youtu.be/dz6jld6syO0

>>16177557
Good in it's own way, but the Fish Zinger™ had a unique taste to it. Their tartar sauce and spicy seasoning was truly in another league.

>>16178078
back from shopping and it's nearly done cooking, i can only cook so many patties at once

>>16178029
YOU MADE ME DO THIS

o fuk why did you make me do this

>>16178333
no condiments on them 6/10 for effort

halfway there
and yes i am eating this with sauce

>>16178385
i didn't add condiments to the burger because it would be useless, i want ketchup and ranch and mustard on the WHOLE THING not just the top eighth inch, i'm dipping it as i go

THE DEED IS DONE AND I FEEL GREAT
Just washed it down with some whole milk. Time to go to work!

>>16178385
Can I get bonus points for toasting the bun for structural integrity?

>>16178433
you get half a point, I would've like to see some greens, maybe even an egg or two

>>16178438
fiber is for pussies but it would have definitely complimented the look
next time i'll add a couple eggs

>>16178387
>needing sauce for your burger
Just make a better burger

>>16178451
at a certain point it's just cooked ground beef and eating a pound and a half of solid ground beef is a bit of a chore, i needed something to spice it up

>>16178333
basado

>>16178333
>The Windows 8 Whopper

>>16177557
no kappa i heard the popeyes fish sandwich is actually BOmb. gotta try it once

>>16178387
i needs dat chile lime seasoning in my pantry

This burguer
https://youtu.be/dz6jld6syO0

>>16178333
Absolute madman, you're going to take a hell of a shit later.

>>16178333
>>16178387
Why would you do this? At least have some god damn cheese or pickles damnit

>>16178563

>>16178433
Post hand

>>16178622
he's an autist, have some empathy

>>16178577
I don't eat fast food much less fish fast food but that sandwich is certified FIRE

>>16178753
>that sandwich is certified FIRE

my grandma loves fish sandwiches, i'll get one for her since you say so

>>16178747

>>16177415
A calskrove, a supersize burger meal inside a large calzone pizza.

They have heart starters and blood thinners next to the place :D

Also you can't give blood for a 2-3 days after a calskrove, blood is like yellow after that meal :D

>>16178791
She will be reminded why you are her favorite anon, good on you.

This board

>>16177415
The weird meme of rich people making their food into cars for no reason

>>16179154
Trains too, sometimes

>>16179160

>>16179162

>>16179165

>>16179160
The crudites caboose

>>16179168
You get the picture.

>>16179168
The hotdog hot-rod

>>16179172
This one takes ricer to another level.

>>16179154
>>16179160
>rich
That's like 10$ worth of produce...

I ate the windows 7 burger and it was good. Back around 2010 the chain lotteria had a ten patties ten cheese burger. I almost finished it down to the last mouthful and was incredibly fucked

>>16179184
I've mentioned that before, I've seen these posted with the same file-names but I think they have a whimsical aspect to them so it doesn't bother me that anon is so insistent about it being a thing exclusively for rich people because they make me happy.

>>16178333
I'm jelly.

>>16178816
Fatso

>>16179184
>>16179203
It's not that they cost a lot of money to make. The confusing thing is that rich people seem to be addicted to doing this. I can't figure out why.

>>16179255
I hope you will find out some day, anon.

>>16179255
I dont think anyone is addicted to doing that, anon...

>>16178333
>pale-ass borger
HIGHER HEEEEAAAAAT!

>>16177557
Actually based, I wasn't sure the Fish-o-fillet could be matched, but this is outstanding.

>>16178333
BASED

>>16178333
checked and unfathomably based

This.

>>16180916
so beef is equal to 2? it's not even a perfect cube so that ad is stupid and so are americans.

>>16181096
It's a fake ad you fucking donut.

>>16178387
Did you unhinge your jaw to eat it?

>>16177495
>>16177482
I GIVE MY LIFE

Anyone got the wwbm of the unit with a huge big Mac, troth of fries, a pitcher of Coke, and then for desert they give him like a dozen apple pies?

>>16178333
desperately needs cheese

>>16177495
Reminds me of a jap Tool video.

>>16178333
anon that looks well done af. it's going to take you 10 minutes to finish one chomp. but based digits and based delivery. i'm cheering for you.

>>16179162
This one doesn’t quite give me wealthy vibes. Schizophrenic, perhaps.

>>16181532
What the fuck do you know?

>>16178333
>no sear
I appreciate the effort but cmon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7brZwjGx9z4

>>16182320
dood i had to make eight patties and i only have one pan so i baked em
next time i'll sear it

>>16177789
People who get stomach aches from eating anything are weak and their bloodline is weak and history deserves to forget them.

>>16178333
From beta to alpha the anon story

>>16178333
nice trips burgeranon

>>16180895
LMAO WTF IS THAT

Didn't wanna start a thread just for this so asking it here.

Is it possible to buy the same buns as these chicken burgers have? I like the long sesame seeded buns. I know regular round ones exist but I've never seen long ones for sale in stores.

>>16177415

>>16178816
Holy shit is that a sidewinder keyboard from Microsoft? Had a x6, what a great keyboard.

>>16180895
Looks like one of the bloodborne villagers

>>16182342
>baking burgers,
What? How? I can't imagine the taste big as good.

>>16178333
that looks delicious

>>16179172

>>16177415
I can't lie, I'd have one just to say I did.

>>16182735
they were alright, tho the beef i had was pretty shitty and giving a proper sear wouldn't have done much for it since i just had some ancient frozen ground beef i got from the food bank months ago

>>16182727
yeah i have the x4 and i've been using it for about 10 years now, favorite keyboard ever and i'm not sure what to do when/if it ever kicks the bucket

>>16182654
Here ya go

>>16182753
>hurts just a little bit

>>16184872
do amerisharts really

>>16185089
the answer is always the same every single time this question is poised, yes. absolutely yes.

>>16180895
from raw pork tats a German dish

>>16179165
Sussy

>>16185151

I haven't had BK in like 6 years, always thought it sucked. Has anything changed?

>>16177415
Anything more than four is too many to eat you end up with whopper gore all over your face, I normally have a quad-whopper when I go to BK, maybe went three times a year pre everything being closed.

>>16177415

>>16177967
Of course I could, thats 1kg if minced beef there made into burgers.

>>16185267
I think that’s overcooked anon...

>>16178563
Fucking kek

>>16185214
Is this a meal for a high elf or sumn?

>>16179168

>>16185214
why would you eat coins?

>>16185347
>>16185313

>>16177967
7 anon as the name states...

>>16185384
looks comfy, do you ever use your moped as a chair while you eat?

>>16182991
NO FUCKING SEEDS

>>16185347
eat the pennies quiz boy

>>16185384
>not storing your bike in the bathtub
shiggy diggy, someone will trip over it if you just leave it in the middle of the room like that. My grandma died that way.

I bet you don't store your ketchup in the refrigerator either. Disgusting.

>>16185384
Based major award poster

>>16185384
are you my dad on weed

>>16185384
>virgils
based hoarder

>>16185313
Tru

>>16185384
>leg lamp
Is that jar full of seeds?

Yum

>>16177415
Galbi

>>16186634

>>16178333
For some reason i believe this is taco bell anon with the random setting

>>16179255
Never once seen this retarded shit and a good amount of my friends are quite wealthy

>>16177415
Lamb head

>>16177535
nigger try windows 2000

>>16185525
I... there are definitely sesame seeds on those buns I buy them every couple months to make sandwiches

>>16177415
>I SAID SEVEN

>>16185337
Blessed

>>16182320
came here to post this

>>16186960
I had one of them RBs recently and it was the best frozen I've had in a while, ate the whole thing. Must have been a fluke.

>>16177443
> sandwich
> clearly meat inside burger buns
Imagine being this retarded

>>16181590
That is the best thing I have ever seen

>>16177415
mutt's "food" are fucking disgustang

>>16182383
It honestly happens with age. If I eat too much sugar after a day of drinking I'll get stomach pains and diarrhoea the next morning.

>>16177789
Fucking limp-wristed dicklet zoomlet.

>>16178333
I appreciate you shittin on zoomies but have some fun with the toppings next time. You did encourage me to eat huge burgers though

>>16188496
A burger is a beef patty inside the buns, moron. There is no such thing as "burger buns", without a BURGER patty they are just buns.

>>16185538
Kek

>>16179255
>only rich parents make fun looking food stuff for their kids
what

>>16179160
does that table and wall actually look like the house of rich people to you?

>>16178333
You really want to make this a contest anon?

>>16184872
I don't like this women, I thought I would because of the booba, but as the video progresses my hate increased.

>>16184872
A- raw and cold inside
B- she's skinny and has never eaten anything like this

>>16185267
Nothing to be proud of, you fat gluttonous hog

>>16189281
He already did, you know what you have to do.

>>16185384
Why do you live like that?

>>16178333
Well played

>>16179255
Same reason poor people make ants on a log with celery, peanut butter and raisins.

>>16177415
wow they actually call it american size

>>16177557
This thing freakin' slaps!

>>16184872
Does all of american food act like playdoh?

>>16182342
Don't you have a broiler? Most ovens come with it and a pan. It's basically an upside-down grill.

>>16178333

>>16177557
I've tried this before. The fish inside is tasteless. I remember it breaking while I was eating it. It's basically a fish sandwich with chicken sandwich breading. Not bad, but chicken is better.

>>16188962
Sucks to be you, have you tried not being a drunk? Destroying your insides with booze is not something that comes naturally with age.

>>16190210
He might have a shitty electric oven like me.

>>16177983
>>16182383
But we remember Alexander. He had a weak stomach and the occasional cock up the ass and still took over the known world

>>16190210
i have a shitty electric oven like this anon >>16190263
i have more beef thawing and I plan to make a version 2 in a couple days

>>16182383
This.

>>16190263
Coil broilers are usually included on electric ovens too. I'd bet if you go to yours and turn the dial past 500 there'll be a little tick labeled broiler.

>>16188496
Wait... Is this why you European days call everything a burger? Because of the fucking bread?

>>16190277
And they are probably shitty and bad to use anyways. You are supposed to broil with fire, period.

>>16190277
Here's a pic that oddly enough isn't using a broiler pan. It two parts with the bottom being a conventional pan, but the top is a grate with slits in it for the meat to drain off its grease.

>>16190293
They're fine, you're just using direct heat. I actually find my natural gas one to heat a little more unevenly, but that could just be an oven to oven type thing.

>>16190289
I asked my yuro friends and aussie frends this before and they say yes, it’s because of this reason.

>>16190337
So, what do they think ground hamburger is?

>>16177535
we don't talk about that.

>>16190125
yes, they cannot chew

Here's some kino for you boys. I dare you to post a better looking piece of pizza.

>>16190354
Ground beef. Why do you need a special word for it?

>>16190523
I guess I'm just a special guy :3