/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16171525
What are you hoping to get out of your stupid thread op?
McChicken thread died for this shit.

>>16171537
And you had to fucking bump it, idiot.

FUCK i also bumped it. See what you did there retard, it's like a vicious circle of shitty thread bumps.

>>16171594
I didn't bump it since I season my options

>>16171596
you what?

Stop fucking bumping this shit retards

Everyone is entitled to 5 free grapes

bump

>>16171598
Newfag

>>16171525
Who cares? I do this all the time. Especially if I have my kids with me. Little shits need something to munch.

>>16171525
Why do they fear the instore eater?

>>16171525
I don't see the problem with this, as long as they actually pay for it.

Why not bring your.mess kit and make a three course meal in the aisles?
Heh as long as you pay there's no problem....

>>16171652
it's rude and shows you've got no self-control

>>16171652
Imagine you work in a shop and people keep picking things off the shelves and eating them. It's fucking obnoxious and looks like stealing.

>>16171525
imagine being so fat (mentally and possibly physically as well) that you can't even wait until you leave the store to consume food and drinks

>>16171525
before self-checkout became a thing here you had to eat your icecream popsicle or hot foods in the queue in summer due to all the tourists

While we're on the subject of people doing sloppy shit in grocery stores what's up with people taking stuff out of the refrigerated sections and leaving it on random shelves?

>>16171644
>>16171652
It can give the impression you may be stealing, it looks like you have no self-control, and touching the grocery cart or basket handle while eating with your hands is unsanitary. There might be exceptions to all three of these, but they're the main issues. I am guilty of doing this mostly with drinks though, never foods.

>>16171968
Laziness and disregard for others, part of the human condition.

They dont want to walk back.

>>16171968
N

>>16171598

>>16172106
What the fuck is that picture why you would post that fuckin idiot you FUCKING IDIOT

>>16171525
[Unless I see an opportunity to get away with stashing the empty pack]
Plausible deniability. Tee hee.

>>16173131
Still suckling dog dick, mate?

>>16171537
I haven't seen a McChicken thread in months. Maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention but it feels to me like /ck/ is dying.

>>16171968
changed my mind, don't care. put it back wagie.

>>16171598
Lurk moar

>>16171974
>It can give the impression you may be stealing
... while you're in the checkout?

i don't see the problem with this as long as you actually pay for them and it isn't more than a single item

>>16174500
It leaves crumbs on the scanner.

>>16174513
how?

>>16174521
Packet open, crumbs free, fall out on surface while move packet.

>>16174524
how are the crumbs getting out?
they're in the bottom of the bag.

>>16174528
They're not all at the bottom. Some are distributed over the internal sides owing to grease holding them in place, but they are not so secure that they can't be dislodged.

>>16174544
i don't believe that for a minute but even assuming it's true, how do they get out?

>>16174513
why would the employee not simply use the hand scanner? stop being a retard.

>>16174551
Barcode is moved parallel to scanner to scan.

>>16174560
Now you want to slow the line down just because you can't wait a few minutes before stuffing your face?

>>16174569
>Barcode is moved parallel to scanner to scan.
how does that affect the crumbs in any way?

and how does the hand scanner slow the line down at all?

>>16174576
Now you're just being obtuse on purpose. Deviation from the routine motion obstructs flow.

>>16174588
speak english nerd

>>16171525
>take food from shelf
>OOPS I DROPPED IT ON THE GROUND
>place in bin
later
>come back and dumpster dive
>find food there waiting for you
>repeat for infinite food

>>16171635
>Little shits need something to munch.
if you cant control your kids then dont take them outside

>>16171525
Should be punished by death. That's why stores need to have video camera and cerberus negritus everywhere. If no one was watching them, they wouldn't buy it. Living amongst those niggers made life a living hell.

>>16171525
ok...

Only time this is annoying is when they eat more than 1-2 things and hand me a bunch of trash at the register or when they eat something sold by weight(bananas) that I cant easily ring up.

>>16171974
>It's unsanitary
The discussion should have started and ended there.

How little sense of delayed gratification do you need to do this shit

Reminds me of Peep Show where Jez is doing drunk shopping and drinking cans of beer in the shop. Gets to cashier and drops a heap of empty beer cans on the rollers to pay for them.
https://youtu.be/yNFNLCpCqp8

>>16176653
Someone I know places foods in the donation bin at the local Save-On Foods.

>>16171596
Saging hasnt worked for years

>>16171652
What kind of fat ass can't wait to get out of the store before stuffing the goods into your mouth?

>>16171525
Its illegal no if or buts. Sage next fred plox

>>16176781
AMERIKA
UMERICA
AMERICAN
AMERICANS
AMERIFATS
AMERILARDS
>Le spicey meme
>you know its those fat foks l
Whyy ask

>>16171652
you just end up looking like a loser

I wouldn’t mind cracking a beer while shopping. Saw a guy drinking a canned highball yesterday while he was getting his groceries. Seemed extremely based and idiot parents with kids will give you a wide berth.

>>16174466
"People" do it in the aisles. If you don't bring the empty package or cop to it then you don't have to pay for it.

>>16173325
go make one, they ain't gonna make themselves

>>16176725
This
Thought of the same thing

>grabs a bunch of vegetables and meat and start preparing in the middle of the market
"It's okay, I'm paying for all of it."

>>16176852
When all your dignity is gone, yes. It's the best.

>>16171603
>>16171635
>>16171644
>>16171652
>>16174500
>>16176852
subhuman

>>16176681
based

>>16171635
It's always trashy retards like this that do it. Fucking disgusting

>>16171525
I hate the disgusting obese retards who do this shit. Glad I don't live around trash like that anymore

>>16171968
Fuck food stores. If i dont want it, im not walking across the store to put it away. Hire more bodies ifyour staff cant do the job, you faggots. Its the same thing with the cart argument. They pay people money to pick it up. They dont do it for free like subhuman jannies

>>16177068
Ask me how I know you're black

This is okay if you have cranky and nap needing children. It gets them to shut up and stay close to the cart.

>>16177117
Getting real fucking sick of you people with children, using your kids as an excuse for everything.

A lot problems in society would be solved if we ignored you fucks.

>>16177076
Good thing you guessed wrong you self righteous faggot. Stop blaming customers and blame the employers for trying to run understaffed stores.

>>16177126
Perhaps you'd rather enjoy screaming children. Also, your mother is disappointed.

>>16177150
Perhaps you and your children aren’t fit to be out with the general public if you all need something stuffed in your mouth at all times in order to act normally

>>16177150
>My kids scream unless I feed them candy or chips
Quit raising obese retards

>>16177137
My next guess was white trash so the second guess was right.

>>16177137
You're human garbage who can't even pick up after themselves. White trash nigger

Remember when you were a child and you could eat free fruit at the supermarket and it was acceptable? Why can't I do that as an adult?

>>16177169
Just make sure when your crying into your gay orange vest for 7.50 after you push my cart back to the store, you think of the white trash man that provides halfwit retards like you with a job

>>16177176
>Anyone who thinks I'm a trashy retard is a minimum wage worker at a grocery store
Pick up after yourself, white trash faggot. The grocery store isn't the trailer park you live in.

Only autists fail to realise how trashy this is.

>>16177161
Children don't act normally, non sex-haver. They have nonsensical sleep and feeding cycles and if one of those is disturbed you have to make do with what you have; music, games, snacks. The whole family could break out into song in the middle of a grocery store if you prefer.

>>16177203
I'm the oldest of 5. I helped raise my brothers and sisters. You're just terrible with kids

>>16177195
Your going to pick it up you fucking nigger because its what you get paid for. When i stop seeing you retarded niggers walking around your store barely doing a fucking job while people stand in lines for 40 minutes and shelves are empty, ill put it back myself, until then eat shit you fucking nigger and clean it up.

>>16176771
what are you talking about? saging still works, you might be thinking of noko

>>16177208
Who raised you? Single mother and absentee father?

>>16177209
>When i stop seeing you retarded niggers walking around your store barely doing a fucking job while people stand in lines for 40 minutes and shelves are empty, ill put it back myself, until then eat shit you fucking nigger and clean it up.
That's what you get when no one cares about basic human decency and picking up after themselves. You can't expect the workers to care about the shape of the store, when all the customers are white trash retards that'll just create mess after mess to deal with. You deserve to live in the shithole you've created for yourself.

>>16177221
Yes actually

>>16171525
source on pic?

>>16177221
>Who raised you?
>absentee father?
Think about it, mate.

>>16177235
>corpo dick sucker blames customers and not his favorite corpo chain of foodstores for understaffing and not doing their fucking jobs.
Eat shit you fucking faggot. You people are why the west is collapsing into the hands of megacorps. Not people who dont put carts and random shit back in a place where other people are PAID to put them away. Paid being the key word, not voluntered, you fucking self righteous halfwit faggot

>>16177285
if you were half as smart as you are gay you might be making a point

>>16171968
used to work at a grocery store and everyone would just put the halfl thawed stuff back in the freezer. DIdn't matter if it was ice cream, chicken tendies or sea food. If you pigs can't behave you desrve your salmonella.

>>16171525
*Proceed to scan the bag while spilling half of it over the floor*
>It's ok, you are paying for them anyway

>>16177197
Incorrect, the only "people" that behave like this are normal fag extroverts with no empathy or conscience
Also known as niggers

>>16176781
This. These people are like dogs and they have no self control
>me see food
>me eat food
is all that is going on in their feeble brains

>>16176781
I buy potato wedges at the deli section and eat a few while I'm shopping. They're pretty good.

I exclusively snack at thr bulk food store and leave never paying for anything


Been working out so far. Fuck those guys

>>16177197
u got it backwards

>>16177174
there's free fruit for kids at the place i shop

>>16171525
sometimes when traveling or after exercising I'll be parched and open a drink before buying. is this equally offensive?

>>16177034
>grabs 5 (five) rotisserie chickens, 3 bottles of mayo, and sets everything down on the floor before setting up a 3 hour mukbang livestream
"it's ok I'm paying for all of it"

>>16171635
Human waste

are you not allowed to bring candy or chips into a store that sells candy or chips? dudes with diabetes and whatnot? how would they know?
would employees look at your every movement in a store for the amount of time it took for you to need something that would otherwise save your life, just to see if you might have stolen something that costs less than a dollar?

>new berry I don't recognize is in grocery store
>sneakily pop open the clamshell and try one
>not good, don't buy them
Nobody yelled at me so I guess it's okay

>>16171652
I don't like seeing strangers eat.

>>16171968
>in grocery store
>fucking package of raw pork is open with a big bite taken out of a chop in the candy aisle
I'm haunted to this day.

>>16173325
ive made 2 this week

I only do this with grapes and small berries to check if they're worth buying.

>>16181008
You have to with some berries. I'm not paying 5 bucks for a little clamshell of blackberries if they aren't ripe

>>16171635
>Especially if I have my kids with me.
my local supermarket has a basket full of free fruit at the entrance for kids

>>16171968
clean it up wagie

>>16177553
the only exception imo

>>16181182
>whatever i do is the exception

>>16171525
>doesn't actually pay for them
>leaves half eaten bag on a shelf because "they tasted bad"

>>16181021
the funny thing is, corporate will lose their collective shit at the thought of scheduling a few more hours of workers a week (which will make customers SIGNIFICANTLY happier as things run smoother and they have a quicker/better experience) but will literally burn money if you tell them something will let them get rid of employees in some way, even if its blatantly obvious to anyone who's worked 5 minutes in a store that it won't work.

>>16177984
You mean "Free fruit".
Because fucktards will literally grab the entire section of oranges and then bitch out the cashier screaming "ITS FREE" if they're told its for kids.

If you put out a "for kids" section, its going to be for fucking everyone and its also going to be perpetually empty unless you're opening up a package every half hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeplVT4qEZc>>16181021


first episode of the simpsons

>>16181493
No. The first full-length episode was the one in which they got Santa's Little Helper.

>>16181493
The retarded thing is, that's stupidly easy to do. Throw the weight of 2 grapes (like a pen) on the scale and ring it up as grapes. Bam, now charge her that.

>>16181446
Tell us more how you don't know about dealing with minimum wage entry employment.

>>16181493
first episode is the christmas episode

>crumbs and grease spill into the scanner
>next item doesn't register
haha that means it's free now, right?

I do this all the time with cold drinks. If i'm thirsty i'm not going to wait the arbitrary 75 seconds between swiping a card and picking up the drink to drink it, i'm going to be efficient and take a maximum cold sip.

>>16181672
If you have to buy a drink when you're already thirsty, you lack the foresight to be considered truly human.

>>16171596
Based newfag
Bump

>>16181688
I specifically walk to the store because i know i will get thirsty on my walk and will want a drink before walking back. The store is my turning point because they sell drinks. I will do as i please.

>>16171525
>I'm sorry sir but those aren't for sale so I'mgoing to call the cops describing you as black and armed

>>16181769
Dude, if you're black all you have to do is threaten to call them racist and you can walk out with a full cart of groceries.

>>16171644

> " i'm gonna pay for this rottiserie chicken when I get to the register ! "

It's ok if it's a drink, r-right guys?

>>16177203
I never acted out in public as a kid and neither did my siblings. I have ADHD too and was very hyperactive, may parents made a lot of allowances for that but never let me use it as an excuse for bad behaviour.

My grandpa would pay for stuff and then just eat it at the register while the rest was being scanned.
How's that stand with you anti-store-eaters?

>>16181917
Two transactions. Slows things down even more. Hate it even more. I hope he's already dead.

>>16176781
people with diabetes who run low on sugar. They exist you don't want to be in the situation when its hot and it happens.

>>16171596
I've been here for some 8 years and I've never seen anyone put it like that

>>16171525
When I was a kid I used to do this with cheese sticks at the grocery store with my mom.
I got bitched at one day by the management and never did it again.
If I'm going to pay, why the fuck not?

>>16171635
I've seen some places that give out free fruit.
Really great idea that tackles people snacking on unpurchased goods, and hungry children.
Idk why more stores don't do it.

>>16171956
This

>>16177126
based

>>16171525
I do this just to watch wagies seethe

You haven't paid for it yet, so you should be shot.

>>16171644
It's fine in homogeneous cultures where the people are generally of good character.

I do what i want.

>>16181446
$35k is absolutely nothing. Even at $7.5/hr minimum wage, that is barely one year worth of two extra wagies. Not to mention robots won't take vacations or sue for discrimination.

>>16181930
Imagine using your diabetes as an excuse for this rude shit. Every diabetic with half a braincell carries around sugar tablets for this very purpose

>>16182581
>a robot [that contributes no meaningful advantage in the first place] won't break down or cause problems with errors
You're a real CEO in the making. No brains, all image.

>>16181493
>first episode
Anon, this is from the 13th episode of the second season. It's not even the first Lisa-focused episode either.

you wouldnt take your sandwich to the pawn shop

>go to grocery
>look at item you want
>take it intending to eat it
>eat it first, then pay later.

>go to restaurant
>look at menu
>order food
>eat first pay later

there is literally no difference u mongrels.

I did it with drinks a couple times. It didn't seem to bother employees all that much. With self scan I can't imagine it being an issue at all. Not like I've gone in to shop for anything but meats in months with online pickup now.

>>16171525
The first time I saw my mom do this as a kid, it blew my mind away.

>>16183084
Damn that's a nice handbag.

>>16182673
I'm going to drink this soda in line next to you and burp on your face

>>16183063
>I did it with drinks a couple times. It didn't seem to bother employees all that much.

Next time i'm gonna do it just to piss them off. Fuck you wagie im eating all my food at the register. Stick that up your fucking ass.

>>16177150
Pacifying your children with food is a horrible idea. They won't be able to distinguish between hunger and negative emotions as adults. You're destroying their natural ability to understand their bodies.

>>16183165
Good. The only person who gets to understand their bodies is me.

>>16183170
So what, exactly, should they do when they become functioning adults and move out of your home? You ARE planning on letting them move out, right anon?

>>16183175
No.

>>16183178
You are going to end up as a murder victim at the hands of your children.

>>16171525
I've only ever done this with water, and only after playing some sports and desperately needing a drink. If there's a long queue at the checkout, I'll have a sip.

>>16171989
>>16173303
I

>>16171910
Rude to who, the assistant manager at Walmart? Why does he give a shit?

>>16183262
Everybody in your vicinity, you classless trash.

>>16183295
Offended by me eating a bag of chips? Sounds like you're just projecting some insecurities you fat slob.

>>16183356
>offended
You don't even understand what being rude is. You're genuine scum.

>>16183364
I'm a young, fit, good looking white man. I do what I want and nobody gives a second thought

>>16183398
Just because they don't tell you doesn't mean they don't dislike you.

>>16183413
Oh no! Being silently judged by a Karen or Walshart worker for eating some chips while shopping, the horror!

>>16183356
Holy coperoni

The other day I saw this bitch in the supermarket helping herself to some raw ravioli, like wtf.

>>16183497
Did you yell at your mom or just let it go?

>>16171594
>>16176771
do stupid newfaggots really?

>>16183431
Why must you be a colossal faggot anon

>>16181944
thats because thanks to you newfags and globohomo taking over the site nobody is allowed to announce sage anymore on threat of being banned for a few days. This ensures that all of the nufuckers around here will never learn to do it.

>>16171968
I do this + hiding beer bottles in the freezers. I want to make the people's work a little bit more exciting by creating little adventures for them.

In the store near me you have to pay double for doing that shit

>>16181505
scales weren't usually digital at the time the episode aired, nor were they even at the checkout most of the time. you would have to call a wagie in the produce department to go out and put two grapes on the big scale and squint at the gauge.

>>16176865
To be entirely fair, doing it openly in the line to checkout at least means you're not doing it to avoid paying.

>>16183509
kek

>get rid of baggers
>make customers weigh their own produce
>load bakeries up with a ton of "build your own cake xD" shit
Yes, it's good we get rid of jobs and make the people who do work have to work more when they shop.

>>16182028
Because you end up in retarded situations where some old fogey is eating 8 bananas in 2 minutes and then looks surprised when you ask wtf they're doing, or people just taking apples and putting them in their pockets (it said free fruit, what's the problem???), not to mention finding half-eaten fruit and banana peels all over the store, on the floor, in shelves, behind the milk etc because people are absolute animals

>>16177068
You can just bring it to the cashier and they'll get someone to bring it back you nigger

>>16171644
they have a right to refuse service to you

Back when I worked in a grocery store and a customer was annoying at the register I used to doublescan an item or two as punishment.

>>16184623
You are making yourself a criminal you stupid

>>16184892
I never made myself a criminal, society did

>>16171525
When a certain demographic does this, the product will be paid for. When another does this, the outcome is less certain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV15x4truk4

>>16183084
Disapproving stare from the jealous bitch in the corner. Will be seething in 3... 2... 1...

>>16171525
This gives me flashbacks to when my parents were still married and my dad would be paying for groceries just for my mom to look him dead in the eye as she cracked open a bottle of diet coke she'd just grabbed from the drink fridges by the line. Always annoyed the fuck out of me because my sister and I would be begging for some kind of snack or soda and be denied.

and yes my dad divorced my mother because she was addicted to opiates and was an alchie, no she still hasn't gotten her shit together

>>16184965
Nice genes floating around inside you anon. excellent just excellent.

>>16171968
It's the same type of people that can't return shopping carts. I only endorse this for Ben & Jerrys

sometimes i'll buy a half pound of ham (thinly sliced) and take it into the grocery store bathroom with me. there is no better feeling than enjoying boars head brand ham for free while sitting on the toilet, thinking about what i'll be doing for the rest of the day

>>16171525
Grazing is considered shoplifting.

>>16185447
If that were so, 90% of the fat mammys and 100% of their kids should be in jail right now.

>>16185447
nothing is shoplifting until you leave the store :^)

>>16185328
>he says while being on 4channel

>>16185466
They give free fruit for children at the supermarket l go to but only from a specific display other than that it's stealing.

>>16183356
Are you black btw

>>16171910
Its based and shows you have self confidence

>>16171943
Imagine giving a shit about what a customer does in the store you're sticking shelves at for near minimum wage.

>>16171943
You are stupid and gay.
An offense punishable with death.

>>16182581
>its nothing
>but we can't afford to pay people even a tiny bit more money

The robot's also retarded and won't do 90% of what customers want (demanding to have questions answered, be able to problem solve and deal with damaged products or messes, shoplifters, ect., and that's before you even get into the fact that about half of the people asking for associate help just want someone to YELL at, and they can't get that satisfaction from an object).

>>16171594
And you had to fucking bump it

>>16173131
you can't season with a picture

>>16171968
I like to do this if I notice loss prevention following me.
I walk in circles, pick up things at random and put them back in random places, I like to pick up frozen foods and hide them behind other shelf items, drop items out of my cart, and once loss prevention finally gets tired of following me I walk out of the store without paying.

>>16183175
>plan on letting them move out
I'm kicking them out on the streets when they turn 18.