/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16212502
>Super market sushi
>race day
>Dew & cheetos

Someone in a consanguineous marriage.

>>16212502
Me

>>16212518
>consanguineous marriage
i had to google that word, just say incestuos you queer

Is this at a gas station? Because the oases of middle america like love's truck stops usually stock all sorts of weird shit like this. O think because you're bored out of tour skull in Nebraska and/or want to say you tried it. That must be a niche food market, but its definitely there

>>16212531
It was Hy-Vee

>>16212502
In america even the convenience store sushi can't stop talking about race

56%

>>16212538
Fucking kek

>>16212538
do americans really have a "race day"?

>>16212530
Incest has different legal meanings in different states. It's not incest for cousins to marry in some states, in other it is. It's consanguineous regardless of the state's perspective.

>>16212546
What did you used to think that intermixed black and white flag meant?

>>16212550
jeez, I couldn't imagine being so autistic that I had to use a google worthy word to describe incest so the 6 weird cousin fuckers know i'm talking about them

>>16212563
I can't imagine being so illiterate I'd consider consanguineous to be worth googling

>>16212502
>maximum load 250 lbs
That label is a bit optimistic.

>>16212550
Only someone that's fucked a cousin would make this distinction.

>>16212587
It was just a blow job, and she was adopted.

>>16212583
American shelves are reinforced so that they can serve as belly rests while the customer peruses the options

>>16212518
go back

>>16212587
>thinks there is anything wrong with fucking your cousin
t. doesn't have hot cousin

>>16212538
>>16212546
>>16212558

>>16212609
To where? I've been here since 2006.

>>16212502
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16212502
Very awkward impulse buy only maybe while grocery shopping on ambien.

>>16212537
HyVee Sushi is alright the real winner is Price Chopper Sushi.

Odd that we are 1500 miles from an ocean but we can get good sushi at the grocery store and restaurants. Midwesterners would have to be water-boarded to admit it but they like sushi. A lot.

>>16212682
someone's havin' a laugh at Hy-Vee, where there are helpful smiles in every midwestern aisle. That's salmon roe not cheeto dust

Southern?

>>16212716
Iowa

>>16212719
Does your Hyvee have a Marky Mark Burgers?

>>16212727
Not that i have seen or ever heard of

>>16212719
Must be a trucker route, then

>>16212738
My city is a big stop for I-80, yeah, but the Hy-vee isn't really though. It's just in a white trash part of town

>>16212706
If I had to take a guess OP either was the sad motherfucker or there was some other sad motherfucker who took the sticker off of the Doritos/mnt dew and put it on the sushi just to take a picture and post it on the internet.

>>16212531
there's spanish on the sticker so it must be commiefornia

>>16212778
They were all like that, it wasn't just the one

>>16212502
I ate this more than once. It's not terrible

>>16212563
>>16212563
shut up retard. just admit youre an illiterate rube and move on.

>>16212577
is it consanguineous if my my dick has bleeding sores and i cum into your raw prolapsed anus?

>>16212734
>Not that i have seen or ever heard of

The failing Hy-Vee Marketplace Grills are all being converted into failing Wahlburgers. Marky Mark even made a personal appearance at my local store and took questions and I asked "How tall are you" and he lied and said 5'8"

>>16212870
did you also wrestle him to determine who be the top?

>>16212879
Im pretty sure him and the HyVee CEO jerk each other off

>>16212890
i'm not talking about jerking off i'm talking about hardcore sucking and fucking if you're referring to the marky mark that i know and love

me

Mexicans, blacks and white trash in that order

>>16212502
Someone in a hurry.

>>16212502
Do amerisharts really?

>>16212778
The sticker is probably just slapped onto every prepared food item in the store while the promotion is running

>>16212558
Ska-punk

>>16212502
that's the kind of sushi you load up on a chick

>>16213279
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16212502
my fat ass sister eats sushi from the gas station and supermarket, all the damn time and it's gross and expensive

It's just sushi with some spiciness added. Not any different than putting wasabi on it.

>>16212587
I broke most of my cousins in as they came of age. It's a safe, loving environment for them to learn in. Much better than letting them get mixed up with some stranger who more than likely have no sense of respect for them as a person.

>>16212502
>What sort of person would eat this?

it's the only sushi item that tastes good at my local sushi market.

that should tell you how shitty our sushii is in america.

>>16212546
The jews force a whole month on us.

>>16212563
Imagine being so illiterate that you couldn't parse "co-" and "sanguin" at a glance like nigga do you breathe manually

>>16212577
This. I've got a giant brain so I knew what it meant.

>>16213456
lol this faggot was letting his little cousins stick their fingers in his faggot ass

>>16212502
I bet it's not as bad as you'd think. Americanized sushi from a restaurant already tends to use weird ingredients

>>16212727
>>16212870
mark wahlberg threw rocks at a group of black children, and later got high on PCP and beat up a couple of vietnamese.