/ck/ - Food & Cooking

tastelet

>>16195976
this + kys OP

fpbp

>>16195973
>filtered by one of the most important foods in human history
Jesus, this is a new level of tastelet

>>16195973
The flavor is 'rice'.

post >yfw americans

>>16195973
Rice's only purpose is to make a meal feel more filling.

>>16196138

>>16196142
>fluffy
>chewy
>tastes like a cloud on a stormy night
>soaks up all of the juice/sauce of the meat
Fucking kill yourself tastelet gweilo

>>16195973
Jasmine rice smells like popcorn while it's cooking and has a bit of the flavor too. Basmati is also good.

But you can try brown rice instead, brown rice has the bran left on which contains a small amount of fat that has some more flavor. I think brown rice has a better texture too.

>>16195973
Honestly a cheap inferior grain. Since opening my world to the like of sorghum, barley, and bulgur, I have as much reason to return to rice as I do white bread.

>>16196188
>Honestly a cheap inferior grain
Medieval European nobles would fucking fap to this shit you colossal faggot nigger historylet tastelet retard

>>16196138

>>16196212
haha yeah...

>>16195973
How do you make Jasmine rice taste as good in the Chinese restaurants?
Could it be the rice I'm buying is shit? Or is it the rice cooker?

>>16196280
yes

>>16196305
which one, the rice cooker or brand of rice?

>>16195973
>isnt soaked in high fructose corn syrup
>not covered in sodium and msg
>wtf this doesnt taste like anything
i bet you dont like water cause of the flavor, you fat retard

>>16196212
Nobles fap to anything that is expensive and sets them apart from commoners. Their taste has less to do with taste than it does emulating royalty.

>>16196385
yes

>>16196173
Brown rice is for subhumans.

>>16195973
dead fucking wrong, it tastes great

>>16195973
>Pleb tongue can't detect the subtle sweet and savory notes of white rice
Pathetic creature, you are.

>>16196507
Its umami

>>16196280
You're probably being sold normal rice

>>16196438
ok, so you don't know

>>16196142
It contrasts food to make it them taste better.
Although rice by itself is good too

>>16196556
it means both idjit

>>16196523
Umami is savory you fucking retard.

>>16196173

This.

Jasmine rice and basmati rice both have flavor. Those are the two rices I use in general. I buy both in 20 pound bags.

>>16195973
I feel sorry for you. You literally don't realize what you are missing.

>>16195973
How the fuck can you say rice has 0 flavor?
Do you have a layer of scum on your tongue?

>>16195973
>Tastes like rice
>Has no flavor

>>16195973
Imagine being confused by rice. No wonder you lost in Vietnam.

>>16195973
Sue your rice dealer anon, it's packed with aroma.

>>16197589
It's just rice. Not much to miss out on.

Rice is just potatoes for soys and bug people

>>16198525
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>16195973
Rice is designed to absorb sauce and juices, you don’t eat it by itself.

>>16196132
I add salt to the cooking water and use it to make onigiri. Tasty as fuck.

>>16195973
maybe season it then and add some other stuff/flavour

i could chow down on a straight loaf of white bread too

>>16198525
kys you buzzwording fuck

>>16198615
already tried. turns out i'm invincible. gargle my nuts

>>16195973
rice is an excellent flavor enhancer for anything you eat with it.

>>16198579
>you don’t eat it by itself
what do if I live alone?

>>16198653
I fail to see how that would have any bearing on the situation, anon

>>16198662
In retrospect, I am an idiot. Very drole.

>16198558
I wonder if this is always the same person

>>16195973
An Asian friend of mine told me that the way Asians easy rice is to chew it completely and burst every grain in your teeth, they don't swallow it whole. It turns out that amylase enzymes in your saliva breaks down the complex starches into simple sugars in your mouth and creates a sweet flavor. Next time you eat plain white rice, try it. It takes a few seconds to work but then you have a sweet, marshmallow-type of flavor which makes the rice kinda addicting.

>>16198622
No you are not and no I will not you homo.

>>16195973
I eat rice because the main dish has too much flavor.

>>16195973
so season it, retard

>>16196127
>important
Potatoes, bread and pasta are actually important, Zhang.

Rice has a nice texture and is an excellent carrier for strong and acidic sauces. Pasta works better with creamy and subtle sauces, and potatoes go with gravy or something thick and buttery depending on preparation. It's all good man

>>16198692
Do americans unironically not chew their food?

>>16200276
chew sounds kinda like jew, so shartmerican niggergolems are too afraid to offend their masters and avoid the matter altogether

>>16195973
Bought some Kuma sushi rice last week.
It had some kind of bacon aroma or something. Weird but it went well with this filled egg salad spread i had.

>>16195973
>retard American doesn't know how to cook rice properly

>>16196159
No, he's right. It's basically flavorless trash made to fill a meal and make you feel fuller faster.

>>16196280
Buy calrose rice its better.
I can't think of any situation where I'd want to be using jasmine rice.

>>16198417
>Not much to miss out on.
Considering how the taste of rice is a requirement in the diets of billions of humans across multiple continents and cultures I'd say you fail to grasp the gravity of your ignorance.

>>16196474
your face is for balls

>>16200732
its the not starving to death requirement actually

>>16200817
Then why do Asians of all kinds in America, who have no threat of starving, still involving rice with every meal?

Denial isn't just a river...

>>16200992
how about you stop involving yourself with being alive faggot

>>16200391
jasmine and basmati? absolutely. koshihikari and other sushi rices? lolno, they are delicious on their own and even better with good soy sauce and apple vinegar.

>>16200992

Based ESL Chinkposter.

>>16201001
How about you turn that hate into something useful and take up boxing. We both know you couldn't handle martal arts as your phobia for all things oriental will likely only end up getting your ass whupped daily.

>>16201049

>>16195973
white boys cant rice

>>16201131
Bugmen don't know what good food is. Rice has no flavor at all

>>16201116
im literally asian

>>16195973
>Salt
>Pepper
>Butter
>Staranyse pods

Fucking work it man, my god

>>16196188
You should return to white bread. You got memed by fat retards. White bread is fine and good.

>>16195973
youre gonna lose it when you discover boiling in salt anon

>>16200992
Why do Asian Americans do a lot of things instead of going back where they won't have to get cucked by Whitey and killed by Blacky?

>>16201034
Your weebshit jap rice isn't any different, loser.

>>16201263
roof koreans a good job mate

>>16201266
anonymous poster really showed anonymous poster was a loser with that one

I've been on a dietary cut for months and rice is the thing I miss the most. Just cheap bog standard long grain rice.

:(

>>16201266
like i give a fuck faggot. i know what good rice is and enjoy it every couple of weeks so i dont get fat off of it.
you dont want good rice? well fuck, that really hurts my soul. dumb nigger.

>>16195973
dude just add a knorr stock pot

>>16195973
you gotta season it
mix in a crushed garlic clove and a piece of ginger to boil
put half salt and half msg
wala

>>16201376
The thing you miss the most is something with no flavor and is eaten by brainwashed bugmen. Okay then

>>16199176
>>16195973
>>16195976
>>16196127
all grains and carbz are essential to the human diet. please respect food diversity

>>16201409
No Anon, I'm just able to actually enjoy simple things.

>>16195973
Basmati rice has a lot of flavor and cooked right it tastes almost like popcorn.

The likelihood that most posts in this thread were made in earnest is honestly very upsetting.

>>16201414
Okay, Chang

>>16196523
>plain, white rice
>umami
uhhh.. anon..

>>16201553
White guy here
Different varieties of rice have different flavours
You can add flavours during the cooking process too.

Its also a relatively simple carb, in the sense people can become "addicted" to sugar, you can have physiological responses to cutting it out of your diet all of a sudden if its something you have regularly.

I just came back here for the first time in a long time and comments like this are making me wonder why.

>>16200391
It brings the whole meal together. You understand nothing.

>>16196280
Have you tried different brands or just fresher rice?

>>16201582
In addicted to sandwich bread. The way it's uniformly cut and fries up perfectly forget about taste the feel of it is just nice. That one Anon is too low IQ to think about feel.

>>16201410
name one essential carbohydrate

>>16201680
the carbohydrates naturally present in vegetables and fruits that formed a decent chunk of the hunter-gatherer diet

>>16195973
>not eating white jasmine rice
>not seasoning your rice
rice tastes good as fuck, your taste buds have been fried from years of consuming vast quantities of corn syrup, processed food, sugar and mcdonald's

does rice even have
-ANY-
nutritional benefit? isn't it just...empty carbs?

>>16201396
Keep crying you deluded nigger weeb.

>>16201891
unhulled rice has a bunch of weird micronutrients like thiamine and folate
white rice has fewer, but still contains some essential vitamins and minerals
it's the eastern equivalent to bread for a reason

>>16201968
but doesn't rice hulls contain arsenic? You're not supposed to have more than half a cup a week as an adult I thought.

>>16201983
confused the hull with the bran there
was trying to refer to brown rice

*makes your rice delicious*

>>16195973
youre supposed to add flavor through other things FOOL

>>16202193
"makes you grow boobs and gives you a heart attack from sodium intake"

>>16195973
Somethings are supposed to have flavour added to it and act as a padding to extend that flavour across the entire dish you retard. Rice has an extremely mellow flavour because it's supposed to be a fucking vector for the spices you put into the water, or to soak up the flavours of whatever you put on top.

Christ, this is like tastebud ADHD where everything has to be flavour XTREME RADICAL and probably come in packaging that boasts a few puns like NO MORE MISTER RICE GUY and there's a grain of rice that's wearing a headband and has fire on top like hair and it's in a flying kick pose.

>>16202193

So close, yet so far away.

>>16202224
Literally 0 evidence for this but go off retard

>>16201823
we aren't fucking cavemen you IESLBing nigger

>>16201263
Because america used to be a limitless land of opportunity and asians capitalized on it, now their descendants have to live in modern america.

>>16196127
>filtered by one of the most important foods in human history
>Jesus, this is a new level of tastelet
Biologically, a person whose genetic origin is not from an area were rice was historically raised or eaten, may have issues eating rice, and therefore “not like it” subconsciously, due to biological incompatibility, even if the incompatibility is only mild.
Even in China, rice was historically only the main crop in part of the region that is now China, with millet being the main crop in the Northern regions.

>>16201034

>>16198558
woah I remember eating all of that stuff in america!!!
It's almost like anecdotes aren't representative of an entire race or culture

>>16196523
but does it give a good mouth feel?

>>16201582
then leave, you worthless shitbag.

>>16202379
>Biologically, a person whose genetic origin is not from an area were rice was historically raised or eaten, may have issues eating rice, and therefore “not like it” subconsciously, due to biological incompatibility, even if the incompatibility is only mild.
Nothing to really substantiate that. There are plenty of foods biologically similar to each other where even if you never ate rice it's similar enough to something you have eaten to be tolerable

>>16195973
add 2 eggs and some sauce and you got a delicious dish right there anon. OM NOM NOM

>>16200276
Fat people typically scarf down their food very fast with minimal chewing. As a slow eater it took me until I had to eat food without chewing when I had my wisdom teeth removed to understand how my fat friends ate so fast.

>>16195973
>tastes like rice

>>16201891
Macro-nutrients are nutritionally beneficial
Stop falling for meme health bullshit.

>>16201921
Keep crying you deluded butthurt bitch. Imagine believing that different types of bread don't taste different.

Test

>>16198558
hahahahaha

>>16198558
>Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving

Come on bro, it's because they hold the bowl right up to their mouths and shovel it in, slurping and sucking.

>>16202443
I'll give you a good mouthfeel

>>16202592
Seethe. Le omurice isn't good eating, Jamal-kun.

>>16198558
take your copypasta, shove it up your ass, and then fucking shoot yourself

>>16201891
(((Nutritional benefits))) are a meme. It's food. It provides nourishment and satiation. That's it.

>>16202361
don't know what that means, but the human body operates best with a balanced diet that includes some amount of carbohydrate

>>16202592
Lmao at the seething dumb weeb calling anyone else butthurt because they didn't become disillusioned with the Japan meme.

>>16203032
easy there holden

>>16201891
Rice has zero flavor and zero nutrients. It's literally the most nothing """"""food""""" ever and only bugmen enjoy it.

>>16204378
yes anon, after hundreds of years of rice cultivation the japs just convinced themselves that rice can taste good in its own right. must a mass hypnosis among bugmen.

>>16196159
>>tastes like a cloud on a stormy night
More like mushy plastic.

>>16204390
this but unironically

>>16204476
youd know i guess

>>16201823
that's not the question.
named the essential carb.

>>16195973
flavor it faggot

Just add a cent's worth of salt and some pepper.

>>16206260
wat? salt instead of soy i can understand, but pepper? i grind pepper on pretty much everything savoury, from sandwiches over salads to anything i bake or fry. rice is probably the only thing i dont enjoy pepper on.

>>16206275
Not him, but when I was making ends meet, a common meal was a bowl of rice with melted butter, salt and pepper, and sometimes olive oil as well.

What do yall put on rice? For me its an egg, soy sauce, butter, and sesame seeds.

>>16206345
i guess its an improvement to the long grains that are pretty much tasteless, but i cant imagine butter working - in my experience butter amplifies the present taste, it's own taste is rather meh.
olive oil ill have to try, thats pretty much the only oil ive used for a decade minus the occasional butter for taste, and high temp oil.
hell, for the sake of gintama i even tried mayo on rice once. it was shit.
when i was in poverty mode i just ate pasta with a bit of whatever oil and stock cubes. and just raw sugar.

>>16206366
cold cuts are nice, so are sunny side up eggs with cheese. kimchi works ok but nothing spectacular. relishes are nice but you eat em alongside rice and whatever else. obviously curry is rad, my favourite is probably peanut butter coconut milk yellow or red curry.
generally my rice base is always soy sauce and apple vinegar - tried white, balsamic, rice, black. none of em taste as good as apple (cider?) vinegar to me.

>>16195973
Youre supposed to put soy sauce on it. And dont worry the fermentation of soy sauce filters out all the estrogen

>>16195973
That's why you add garlic to it.

>>16204378
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16195973
Why do the browns and yellows get so mad when white people don’t like rice?

>>16206484
but im not a shitskin and love good rice? yea basmati and jasmin are filler trash, but japonica rice is actually tasty.
i recon thats what gets me and others riled up, people only tasting long grain garbage and proclaiming all rice is like that.

>>16206484
because you spend too much time online im guessing

>>16202379
Who the fuck can't eat rice? Plenty of people can't eat gluten or nightshades, but rice is probably as safe as it gets, unless you're synthesizing some crazy shit.

>>16206345
>bowl of rice with melted butter, salt and pepper, and sometimes olive oil as well.

This was my go-to dinner during college.

>>16195973
I've really never been too fond of Japanese rice. I'm south-american and i like my rice seasoned with salt and a bit of garlic. But honestly, i'm starting to come around to it, the natural flavor of rice is good in its own way.

>>16206482
I'll mostly agree with you, but do not besmirch the greatness that is Ramen.

>>16200276
Processed food is soft enough that it usually doesn't need to be chewed with teeth. You could just mash it against the roof of your mouth with your tongue. That's most of the american diet, so no they don't need to chew their food.

>>16195973
>he doesn't make a bunch of rice in his instant pot at 3 am
>he doesn't eat a bowl of said rice with soy sauce at 3am

>>16196138

>>16196159
https://voca.ro/156J3pXI6zXP

>>16196280
I think it's the rice so use this kind if you can get it it's what my friend who owns this Chinese place uses

>>16196138

>>16204476
Wtf kind of rice are you eating?

>>16199176
>Potatoes
Were cultivated by mesoamericans, and not the relevant ones.
Currently eaten by the irish and slavs, which are also irrelevant.
>bread
You get this one, but only shit-tier black bread which made up most of Europe's diet.
>pasta
Rome ate bread, Italy eats pasta.

>>16196138

>>16196138

>>16196280
It's the rice cooker

>>16195973
Salt, pepper, bay leaf, stock instead of water, you're welcome

>>16195973
>zero flavor
i thought so too until i threw picrel no.1 extra fancy into my rice cooker

>>16201582
go back faggot

>>16201582
>comments
Lol, kys or leave. Your choice.

>>16195973
You're supposed to flavour the rice mate, dont just cook it without salt or flavouring lmao. Also, undeniable Tastelet

>>16196280
Salt

>>16199176
irish hands made this post

>>16209740
He's chinese, there's a huge fake rice thing over there where they sell you a giant bag of plastic pellets that look like rice.

>>16195973
Go back to mayonnaise sandwiches

>>16213792
the absolute state of ck

>>16195973
Add a little salt and butter while cooking it. Asians can't cook rice.

>>16196212
lol chinks seething hard

>>16196556
it's a gay reddit meme that means both. the amount of reddit soygoys and angry chinks in this thread is quite amusing

>>16206482

>even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

Nice bait, and authentic Chinese noodles are garbage compared to ramen.

>>16205792
Carbohydrates are a class of macromolecules. They're a necessary source of energy by default as people don't eat pure fucking fat.

Name an essential fat, that's basically the same question.

>>16196280
It's that the chinks used sewer water to cook their rice. Source : knower

>>16195973
Some sorts have.

>>16195973
>They don't know about ST25 rice

oh, anon....

>>16196138

>>16219535
lets be real.

Isn't rice supposed to be a taste neutralizer or vessel?

>>16219563
not all rice sorts are made equal.

>>16195973
*Has zero flavor*

>>16195973
oh thank fuck I was hoping there was a rice thread. Anyway I wanted to upgrade my shitty 30 dollar rice cooker and get something nicer, what would you guys recommend in the 75-150 dollar range and maybe on amazon too?

>>16219546
the way to defeat Americans is to false-flag shit on their regional cuisines pretending to be an American, it's like a bar fight scene in a movie where the protagonist punches someone and sneaks out of the brawl

>>16202224
>makes you grow boobs
imagine avoiding certain foods because of an internet meme! actually neck yourself /fit/tard

>>16219591
dont. i upgraded to pic rel for € two fiddy. no point. rice quality decides, cooker doesnt. with my €30 2008 cooker i had to presoak for couple h, now i dont. thats the only diff.

>>16198622
kek

>>16219591
If you live in the US, why not import it from Japan?

>>16196138

>>16202193
Too salty.

>>16202193
ftfy
lesser price & greater taste. been using it for five years at the least.

>>16219546
based

>>16219598
CHICAGO MAKES THE BEST PIZZA NEW YORK IS SHIT

And now to watch the meatballs fly.

>>16198947
This

>>16202193
>>16202234
This gives you estrogen. There's a reason yellow people are so feminine

>>16219910
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>16219968
>>16206482
anon dont be a fucking nigger, only one portion of pasta is allowed per thread.

Regular rice is too bland for me, so I usually make spanish rice instead. Just add veggie stock/bullion, salsa, and a couple serranos. x10 the flavor (and x20 the salt).

>>16219968
It's clear you've never had Japanese food. Their rice balls alone in 7-11 blow away 95% of the fast food in other countries.

Why do potatoes and bread have natural flavor even without being paired with anything, but rice doesn't?

>>16220675

>>16201204
stop stuffing your face with preservatives Cletus

>>16201263
>muh white genuhcide
>muh rigged election (by Xi)
>muh you will not replace us
Cope more. Crawl back to your 50 acres of farmland you inbred, and bring a burger with you

>>16222492
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

Pretty embarrassing that I am Bengali and didn't learn how to cook rice till I was 20.

>>16219968
>taiwanese (Chinese)
taiwan isn't part of china you fucking bug

>>16219599
>internet meme
If you take to much estrogens you can really get man boobies and erectile dysfunction. yYu can ask a doctor if you are thinking that i'm bullshiting you

>>16222697
*You

>>16222697
You're not going to get enough for that to happen from soy sauce, was the point.

>>16222683
That wasn't the point, idiot.

>>16195973
Stop eating shit rice.