/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16243848
i guess it's kinda sexy

>>16243848
What does hippo taste like?
I imagine its fairly lean, like most wild meat

>>16243848
No, I don’t like American girls

>>16243848
Reminds me of an ex. Convinced me for life that I'm definitely not into fat girls. I'm sure there's some good muscle under all that fat, though, and yeah I'd be really curious to see what it tastes like. Probably really depends on the location. I mean, Okavango Delta vs Ngorongoro Crater probably taste like night and day.

>>16243867
>Look it up
>Second result https://www.texasstandard.org/stories/ever-tried-a-hippo-steak-how-the-u-s-almost-ditched-beef-for-hippo/
They wanted to release hippos into the Mississippi and farm them for meat

>>16243848
Would I?!?

>>16243848
>fat is flavor
yes. but i've heard babies taste better than adults, but i wouldn't eat a sumo wrestler unless i was desparate for food, and if there were ever a situation where i was scrounging for food so much that i would consider eating a human then its likely that i'd be as skinny in comparison to what a sumo wrestler would consider 'skinny'. i bet hippos are tasty :)

>>16243848
Hippos should get what they fuckin deserve. I wish we had domesticated and factory slaughtered them

>>16244347
>get what they fuckin deserve
What's your problem with hippos, anon? They're like a puppy, combined with a cow, combined with a capybara, combined with a t-rex. Yeah, they kill a lot of people, but they're not being assholes like grizzly bears or sharks; they're just territorial and don't know their own strength.

>>16244572
They're only really related to whales. They're land-whales, if you will.

>>16243848
Yeah, maybe after a few beers

>>16245280
>only really related to whales
And pic related is the closest living relative to the elephant.

>>16243891

Jesus that would’ve been a fucking disaster

>>16244572
Sharks actually just want to be left alone. Even great whites.

>>16245444
>sharks actually just want to be left alone

Eat it? Or fuck it? I'm assuming eat it? Sure I'd try it. Im honestly kinda picky but most meats meat. I had an alligator steak and it was fine. But fish I can't get behind, wish I could but I just gag when I try to eat any kind of fish. I can do shellfish, shit tastes like nothing but the butter you put it in, but I wish I could eat fish. It's cheap, easy and healthy. One of my best friends is stupid jacked and he just eats a can of tuna and rice every fuckin meal.(He picked up a habit of shotgunning 6 King can beers after working out every night lately too so he's getting chunky, but we all have our vices kek.)

>>16245463
> fish
> cheap

fish comes out to over 4 dollars a pound most of the time, and chicken is like sometimes mostly around 87 cents per pound

>>16245761
There's like three lakes within half hour of me. I can go right now and I'll come home with three days worth of meals. Walleye, trout, bass, mostly. I like fishing, I just always give them to my boss to cook since I won't eat it kek. I am a hippie though, so killing any animal hurts, but God damn fishing is pretty fun. Eh fish hardly think for the most part anyway. I don't think I could shoot a deer or something though, I find all mammals cute besides like cows and pigs, they just look delicious.
>Have friend who has an acreage
>When he moves there he gets a pig
>Pig gets up to like a hundred fucking pounds, he feeds it shit like Doritos and cookies exclusively.
>Thing cannot even move after awhile, probably from obesity and lack of any sort of nutrition.
>Has a random heart attack and falls over
>He cries and buries it
>Doesn't want to eat this delicious fatass little ham
He didn't have it that long, and he fed it fuckin trash, he couldn't have cared that much. I don't know I like animals but I wanted to eat the hell outta that porker when I saw him. He couldn't even see anymore it was just fat folds.
One day I'll raise my own, feed it only crispy bacon, stuff him to obesity and eat his liver.

16244347
>>Hippos should get what they fuckin deserve. I wish we had domesticated and factory slaughtered them

I want to eat some hippo steaks bros. I have a new goal in life.

>>16246221
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>>16246243

>imagine seeing your fat ass dad wrecked this hard

>>16245778
Do you want me to ruin fishing for you cause I could

>>16243859
>>16243848
Meh. I've fucked worse.

>>16243891
Yeah, someone wrote an alternate-history novel about it called "American Hippo" a few years ago. It was so stupid and fagged up that I quit reading halfway through. Main character is a homo in the Old Midwest who manages to buttfuck his way through at least the first half of the book. Sure thing, Shlomo, there were zillions of practicing homosexuals back then and they definitely weren't shunned by civilized society.

>>16246221
Just go to Africa. You absolutely can do it.

Does anyone else feel disappointed when they found out how predators eat their prey? When I was a kid I thought lion can tear huge chunk of meat off the prey and just chow that shit down. Imagine my shock when I watched them struggle to bite through the tough skin only to rip a tiny piece of meat off.