/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16281571

post it

it's bad bros. I drink 3 per day, sometimes even the bigger 24 fl oz cans. most of the time absolute zero or ultra white

:(

>>16281601
my neck, my back

I love hummus far more than is healthy

these little goobers

Why did "your crack" make me think of nikocado's sweaty asshole crack?

>>16281823
You are gay

>>16281823
Because you're a retard and a faggot

>>16281823
this site is conditioning you

>>16281768

Monster and Mt dew are two of the most disgusting thing I've ever put in my mouth. How can you even drink this

>>16281593
this pic is very offputting, like I'm somehow aware of the crimes committed in that space

>>16281823

>>16282008
you don't know the half of it brother

>The chunkyness of the chocolate
>Blissful buttery chocolate
>The crunch of the biscuit
This shit isn't just crack for me, this is crack off a hooker's tits

>>16282025
These are called knusperkeks where I buy them. Kek

>>16282025
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

>>16281593
>>16282023
W-What is this?

>>16282060
The packet says Korean Roasted Seaweed.

more than once i have gone to family mart late at night and just bought the entire hot case

>>16282090
and the other picture?

>>16282023
bumping for the potential murder

>>16281571

Why yes, eating half of the box sounds like a SPLENDID idea.

I have to avoid getting goldfish nowadays, because I can eat 4-5 of these entire big boy cartons in a day. I have 0 self control with goldfish and I don't know why. I'll eat and eat and eat until I puke them up. And then 10 minutes later I'll eat more.

>>16281571
>Chewy
>Dark and Milk Chocolate Chips
>Glass of cold 2% milk

>>16282820
bravo nolan

two foods i can't eat too much of. linguine alfredo and york peppermint patties

>>16282150
Huh?

>>16282798
The multi color one

>>16281768
What does this one taste like? I’ve never seen it

>>16281850
Had this once in my life and it blew my mind away

I don't even like chocolate typically.

>>16282023
>>16283183

>>16281571

>>16283201
by far my least favorite one, and the only one that tastes "bad" imo. it tastes like what is left after you chew gum too long, extremely artificial, rubbery (like how plastic gloves smell) with a lingering mouthfeel not dissimilar to peroxide mouthwash

>>16283243
Wow that description is an odyssey, I will stay away from it

>>16283210
that Aldi chocolate crack. The coconut corn flakes one.

I love eel so much bros

>>16283270
That dudes tastebuds are completely fucked. Imagine their mango Loco made into an ultra (0 calorie) version. That's what it tastes like

Peanuts. Especially the ones that you have to shell yourselves. The red husk tastes amazing

>>16283210
>>16283280
Yes... Choceur produces literal crack. Their PB cups were God-tier before they changed the formula. Kinda thankful because I'd go through way too many

i drink this right out of the can

>>16281571
Buy them by the box from Amazon

Ate one as a kid and liked it and started casually eating them, and the habit just never went away. I like to munch on these when I'm gaming.

>>16282820

>>16281571
Cheap veggie lo mein you get in a mall food court.

Whenever I drink a glass of pear juice, I end up drinking all the pear juice I have on hand. I have to be careful buying the stuff.

>>16283450
>pear juice
You win the weirdest post of the thread award

>>16281798
Taramasalata > Hummus

White cheddar popcorn

>>16283450
based i drink pear nectar like its water

>>16281571

They are difficult to cook right, but damn do I love them.

>>16281571

Apricot

>>16283444
Love me
Some
Lo mein

>>16281571
Taco Bell crunchy tacos eventually just make me too tired to eat more, not full. I suspect I could eat at least twenty of them.

>>16283280
Haven't seen this yet but if I do, I'm going balls deep.

>>16283527
That's a good picture

For me it's picrel

>>16284063
What in the devil? I fucking LOVE the fast breaks they put out but never seen this before.

God damn it I have been missing out.

>>16283435
saved

For me? It's the humble blondie bar.

>>16284078
These are the OG of that very good recommend the king size though go all out
>>16284100
Omg yes
>Go on a date with an incel girl
>She brings a couple of these that her mother baked
>One of the best things I ever put in my mouth
>Wanted to date her mother

>>16281571

>>16283491

The pomegranate one is amazing

ντολμάδες

>>16283369
of the ultras the white one is nice (if an acquired taste)
mango loco and pacific punch r gr8 tho (oh also papillon flavor, u shld try

>Pepperoni Pizza Rolls
>El Monterey Taquitos
>Shrimp Fried Rice

>>16284236
we're on a basketweaving forum, turk is not an acceptable language

>>16284317
pizza rolls are very nice, great date night snacks

>>16283796
Love me some lo mein
I could eat it day and night
Can I have a bite

>>16283418

>>16284336
I'm trying these asap

>>16281593
>>16282023
fuggin based bro. classic playboy was kino

Fake grape juice. Fuck the welches and all that stuff I live for the kind that tastes like a popsicle when you were a kid

>>16281850
>raw meat and a raw egg
wouldn't that give you a tapeworm or something?

>>16284484
what does the dead body have to do with old school playboy?

>>16284626
huh?

>>16283482
Tarama is vile

>>16281798
i was gonna say hummous, but recently, cant get enough of this, in sandwiches, on meat, fuck it, out ther jar even, this shit is delicious.

I will kill a whole box of these in one sitting. I avoid buying them for this reason.

>>16284063
mein neger

>>16284691
nonce

>>16284728
hate how much cream there is in the regular ones, I always scrape off half

>>16281571
I'm honestly shocked nobody posted this yet

>>16281571
For me it's these
I dip them in my coffee

>>16281571

>>16284603
The beef used for steak tartare is generally of extremely high quality. If you used grocery store ground beef or something you'll almost certainly give yourself food poisoning. Eggs are fine if kept in sanitary conditions.

here's my crack

>>16284603
I bet your steak is well done and your eggs are scrambled and rubbery

>>16281571

>>16284343
That's a jam

>>16285066
Damn, that looks good.

>>16281768
*blocks your path*

>>16283450
that's me, but with banana juice

>>16281571

Beef jerky and rice krispy treats. If I eat any of it I'm eating all of it.

This thread makes me hungry. Although some of you have strange choices

>>16284988
>no wedding band
Fucking zoomers can’t do anything right

shoveled directly into my mouth via spoon
i've nailed family jars in a week.
i'm 100lbs and 5'3.

>>16282042
Man Infinite Jest was a good book.

I like to drink tea. I must have few of these each time.

>>16286190
What do these taste like? My sister had spread of this in her pantry.

>>16284320

It's Greek you uncultured fuck

This shit is so good

>>16286221
Salt and chocolate

>>16286003
chocolate covered pretzels are the perfect snack

the two riders of the apocalypse right here

I do sort of an alcoholic type thing, when I buy Milanos or Chessmen I buy two packages and hide one, and only throw one empty one in the trash so everyone doesn't know I ate two :[

>>16283450
+1

>>16283491
>>16284216
Guava is king nectar

>>16286322
>chocolate
So it's chocolate? I imagined it'd would be gingerbread-ish.

>>16286463
They really don't taste like chocolate. More like caramel-ish

for me it has to be biltong, jerky BTFO
>>16284236
excellent choice anon, had some dolmades just yesterday

>>16281571
definitely egg sando

>>16286560
fart sandwich

>>16281571
if it's in the freezer it's never there for longer than a day. any other ice cream flavor gets forgotten for months at a time

>>16286563
you're not wrong anon, I keep offering to make them for my gf and I think she's catching on to why

Any flavor of these, they're too fucking good.

Fast food is the god damn devil.

>>16286590

>>16286581
I've had an unopened tub of vanilla in my freezer for six months.

>>16281817
We're not so different, you and I.

>>16283450
what

>>16286556
m8 was actually about to post this exact jerky. im retarded so sometimes when i have jerky i will have that instead of a proper meal. my jaw hurts from eating so much of it. one time i ate so much i actually managed to get dehydrated and felt ridiculously thirsty. had to drink like 4 glasses of water before i felt not thirsty.

>>16286890
where do i buy this

>>16286900
i live in australia and im not sure if it's anywhere else

>>16286914
so do I but i neither cognize nor recognize the packaging

>>16286944
ok well i still cant help you because i get it from the butcher and i live in a town with a population of 8000 people.

>>16286900
I'm not the guy who posted but biltong is catching on globally now as a woke African alternative to white man's jerky. It tastes pretty good. You can get it at a grocery store if you're in the real world

I think having to open them make these more addictive

>>16287003
Jesus Christ, these fuckers. I have three canisters for my nuts: Almond, Walnut and Pistachio. The Pistachio container is just a bit smaller than a 400gram bag so I have to eat a few before I can pour them in to fill the canister.
Have literally eaten almost half a bag just standing at the kitchen bench shelling pistachios and shoving them in my mouth. I honestly think the process adds to it. Flavour is so good but there's something so satisfying about cracking the shell and popping the nut into your mouth.

Been my favorite snack since I was like 4

>>16283450
Same but with pear cider. In fact my family had a saying...

>>16285999
>blue cunny

>>16281571

>>16281571

>>16281571
probably because sugar has been found to be even MORE addictive than drugs like cocaine

>>16287302
Post the links to these claims.

>>16282526

Every visit in Poland i'm in crisis whether to go sweet or savoury for dinner.

>>16283365
fuck man i'm on a diet but live near those montreal real bagel places, i'm dying for one of these bad boys smothered in cream cheese

>>16282788
>half

i could eat this every day

>>16281571
it was probably for the best when the local store stopped selling these

>>16287388
That's not Chow Mein.

>>16281571
I always OD when I buy them. Packet and a half in a single sitting.

Papa Johns pizza is crap tier but they know how to make desserts. I can eat two in one sitting.

>>16287395
Here we go, what is then?

>>16287520
Chow Mein is stir fried noodles. Whatever sauce or seasoning has been mixed into that it's no Chow Mein.

Fried and lightly salted. I can't stop once I start.

>>16281571

>>16284716
Based horsey sauce bro, I truely cannot get a jar of it to last a week. I dip everything in it and sometimes mix it with chili paste from asian market as a super exfoliating sauce to dip fried chicken in or make a breaded chicken sandwich.
Its just too damn good, plus the mix I mentioned will murder any headcold overnight.

>>16284886
Coffee addiction is a given anon, i can smell the roast from here

>>16285945
Make some, hollandaise sauce is all thats needed to make, you poach the egg and use english muffins toasted and pan sautee the ham.
Eggs benedict is fucking kino

>>16283323
>love eel so much bros
It is very good eating.

>>16282609
My nigga

>>16287539
When I make it I just use peanut oil and soy sauce and it looks like that. It's a chicken chow mein.

>>16287721
Sesame oil*
I had a stroke and misremembered.

>>16286900
make it at home.

>>16286970
what brand is it?

>>16286973
I know what biltong is anon

>>16287302
Not even fucking close.

they are way too addicting

>>16283369
are you sure you read it right? it is Ultra Blue, not Ultra Fiesta

Thank fucking god those are impossible to find otherwise I'd be obese instead of merely overweight.

>>16282023

I get hella cravings for pickles and can't stop eating once I start. I used to toe the line at possibly ulcer inducing, but after reading the pickle greentext I limit myself to two per day maximum.

if god made it hurt so much why does it taste so good :(

>>16287763
looks p good anon. could chew on jerky for hours

>>16286463
I'd say they're like a toasty cinnamon ginger yeah

Whole Foods brown butter chocolate chip cookies. I eat the whole container at a time. It's shameful.

>>16288090
It's not the flavor of pickles you love, so much as it is the flavor of dill. Just start putting dill into more dishes.

>>16285989
9>>16286120
Based. Me and my pitbull eat peanut butter together because I'm disgusting

>>16288261
You should feed your Pitbull a bullet instead.

Guilty

>>16288238
bet????

>>16282023
i feel like we're just kinda glossing over this.

>>16281593
>>16282023
M-MODS!

>>16288058
You right, the ultra blue is like a blueberry, my bad

craisins>raisins

>>16288654
This guy fucks.

>>16288654
You ain't gay. Flaming hot cheetos and some good old fashion velveta and salsa gives me very red poops, but plenty of satisfaction.

>>16288238
for me, it's garlic deli pickles, could be the acid though from the brine I also love me some salt and vinegar chips and always like vinegar on regular fries.

>>16283482
Disgusting salty pink slime

>>16284100
take an OG blondie (no chocolate chips) and cover it in peanutbutter mousse or chocolate mousse while they're still hot so the mousse starts to get liquidy and soak into the blondie

>>16288563
you don't ever get that craving?

>>16281571
Arizona, all the flavors.

Any yogurt with the flip toppings.

>>16282023
what's in your freezer there mister?

>>16281571
only once a month, at a restaurant

I WILL eat an entire box of these if I consume even one molecule of their contents. This is FACTUAL.

>>16289336
That is one shitty looking pizza

>>16285972
Agreed so good

>>16289382
if you ate it you'd think it's one of the best pizzas you've ever had

>>16286276
Albanian rape baby

>>16283323
Incredible unagi

>>16283482
Ever had it at a restaurant?

not even joking

>>16283867
You will go insane on this

>>16284691
Not if from a real Greek restaurant

>>16286221
Cookie butter but the cookie it came from

>>16288261
You better not share the same spoon like a disgusting ass

>>16289484
>When you're really thirsty
There really is no sensation like it it.

Used to be potato chips. When I tried them for the first time as a kid I knew straight away there is nothing that can beat that taste. Then I realized there's just so much food that is designed to be addicting.

It's all forms of salt and sugar with various additives. The taste might be unmatched, but it is in fact poison to your body. Tried to fix my diet, quitting was pretty much as hard as quitting smoking, but cravings do stop after a while. Instead of potato chips I now eat nuts.

Try not to fall prey to the food industry seducing you with artificial taste and selling you poison, anons. And thanks for reading my blog.

>>16281571
bbq chicken, fries and garlic sauce. the garlic sauce is deadly, that shit is straight up just oil and garlic, I can eat a half chicken with chips and garlic sauce easily. it's also relatively cheap.

>>16286973
Billtong was actually invented by white south africans who were dutch migrants lol

>>16287543
My gums and lips got so fucked from all the salt

Their chicken is just so fucking good.

>>16289713
what was your flavor, dawg?

This used to be my vice. Still is, but I gotta keep the lard off my body.

>>16289950
Is this a real product?

>>16289958
Yup.

Google Larry the Cable Guy Tater Chips

>>16290016
>It's real
>There is even Larry the Cable Guy spice mixes
What the fuck? Who is buying these?

>>16290042
Hillbillies and rednecks and such.

>>16281571
I was going to post water, but then I saw nobody has posted bread yet either. It's definitely those two for me.

>>16290096
based water just drank 3 bottle in the span of a 20 min aram. its so good bruv

>>16281798
t. SCM

>>16290096
Some good bread and some good butter.
Aint too many things better than that.

>>16288090
Fuck I’ve never seen this greentext before. Good laugh thanks.

Also beer is my crack. Cocaine too

>>16281571
>dozens of posts
>no one has posted actual crack cocaine yet

>>16281571
Chipotle Burrito containing:
Cilantro Rice
Black Beans
Half Steak, Half Barbacoa
Corn Salsa
Sour Cream
Cheese

I will drop anything I'm doing when someone gets me one, and I'd probably eat it multiple times a day If it weren't so godamned expensive.

>>16281571
/thread

>>16282798
Me too. Jesus, what do they put in those?

>>16284118
the classic milf cuckqueen move.

>>16286276
turkoid, you dont have to cope like that. Its OK. you just shouldnt use your vile steppe tongue on our civilized board.

>>16290847
They're whole grain - aka healthy! Eat up

>>16290769
occaisionally i buy the 1lb boxes on amazon and eat the whole thing in a night split with a few equally ravenously high friends

I eat one or two a week with a large Baja Blast.

>>16281571
I always buy two packs of this at a time and often have 4 blocks after work with some spirits.

>>16281571

.

>>16288485
remember that time he fucked up?

>>16291209
is that shooga?

The pepperoni ones

>>16291455
Typical boomer refusing to retire even though he's no longer up to the job.

>>16285972
It would be good if it wasn't so nauseatingly sweet. I need a lot of vodka and lime to balance it out.

>>16291495
I've never had these but I bet it's exceptionally easy to burn your tongue with them.

>>16289314
>tangy fascists

>>16287543
based eastern euro bro

>>16290096
imagine the taste

>>16282023
whats that on the ground

>>16282023
i wanna know all of it bröther

>>16286440
thats a weird way to spell passionfruit

>>16291209
My mom used to give me this as a kid. It was pretty good from what I remember

>>16291709
>passionfruit
don't be glib anon

>>16281601
>nobody ended up posting it
sad.

>>16291757
is it shooga?

>>16291773
I'm not sure what shooga is but if its toast with brown sugar, cinnamon, butter and I think regular sugar then yeah. At least I thinks that's what my mom put on it its been too long.

Worst part is that I know place that sells them by weight, and pretty cheap too. Fucking addict enablers.

>>16291809
Can those be used as straws?

I just love them too much

>>16291837
Filling is too thick to be removed, and wafer shell will probably sog easily.

>>16291788
yes shooga = sugar, and that sounds nice anon. good use for the cinnadust

>>16284603
Maybe in America. Not in Europe.

>>16291841
noot noot

Haven't got a picture but a pie from a bunch of dutch pancakes on top of each other with nutella and Brown Sugar. Did this on a cheat day and I don't think my dopamine has ever spiked that high.

>>16291864
I feel like an idiot now because I kept thinking shooga was some treat and tried searching it up and never once thought to sound it out.

>>16291880
It's okay anon "shooga' isn't a word, you can be forgiven

Using these as straws for coffee is 10/10, Australians know whats up.

>>16291901
>Using these as straws for coffee is 10/10
Damn straight.

>>16281571

>>16289950
Paprika, no contest.

>>16291495

>no joke dip in Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce for max taste

>>16282023
That is a fucking BAG with a LEG sticking out of it. Wtf

Not an exaggeration if you kept bringing them by the bucket nonstop I'd probably eat them until I died of a sodium overdose in the theater

>>16282115
Oh hi Chris

>>16283503
How do you cook them right, anon?

>>16292810
It's been so long since I've had popcorn.

>>16281571

>>16282023
That bag is way to small to fit a person-


Oh god it's a child isnt it?!

>>16281571
Any one of these, frozen, especially the white chocolate. If they are not frozen, they are supremely meh.

>>16291209
Toast. butter, and cinnamon-sugar is amazing.

>>16282023
Federal Agents in YOUR cooking board? It's more likely then you think.

>>16290871
not the flavor blast ones (the most addictive)

>>16292684
I put sriracha on em

>>16293021
The chocolate on these is really waxy.

>>16293021
I want lindor but I can't have it

>>16283503
This, but the small ones for me with a bit of jelly and a cold glass of milk

>>16283482
very based, don't let the HIDF fool you, you are indeed correct
>>16284236
good choice

I love me some of these, but really any cured meat in tube form is 10/10 in my book

>>16281571
i love these little niggas like you wouldn't believe

>>16287293
i want to have sex with nutella

I miss them

Savory-sautéed mushrooms
Sweet-Reese’s peanut butter cups

>>16282820
>2% milk
Embarrassing

>>16286221
like a high quality version of pic rel

>>16283418
>eating dog food
>not even poor

Why is it so appropriate for someone on 4chan to be like this?

>>16287543
You know someone's been selling drugs at the playground when you find these on the ground after getting your son off the swing set.

>>16285960
never forget

>>16293830
>>16293772
my childhood

>>16293985
>not even poor
Thats the best part, dog treats are expensive as fuck. He's paying out the ass to eat dig food

>>16282798
Parmesan goldfish>whole grain>pretzel>flavor blast>rainbow
There, I said it

>>16286834
Juice, but made out of pears.

>>16281571
>just ate half of this and some other carbs
>nearly fell into a coma
normal or i have the 'beetus?

bag of these and a 12 pack and I'm a happy camper

>>16288261
are nuts not poisonous for dogs?

>>16286581
wtf haagen daas is a real brand and not a family guy joke?

>>16293017
you deserve a you, cause that looks very tasty

>>16294253
>or I have the beetus?
Probably not, but you should get your insulin resistance checked.
You don't want to get type 2 when you are older.

>>16282115
Yes. I lived right behind one. I'd get this, fries you can season yourself and some chu hi's at like 3 am.

>>16282798
The whole grain ones get me every time. Used to go through a box every few days with an old co-worker.

>>16284124
Hell yeah. The pub mix is so good. Utz's sourdough specials are amazing as well.

>>16286560
Ham Sammie is good from there too

Quality pastries, only when paired with coffee, especially donuts. I've eaten 6 of pic related over half a day with like 3 cups of coffee and felt nearly dead

>>16294333
>insulin resistance
anyway to combat this? I need to change my lifestyle, correct?

>>16283435
anyone have the source or the recipe for this?

>>16294355
are these soft?

>>16294464
eyeball it

>>16281768
I recommend going 2 weeks caffine free, your hair is falling out, your liver will engorge, and youll get love handles.

>>16281571
Beef stew.

>>16294461
Try water fasting. Replace your glucogen with ketones, allows insulin to drop rapidly and repairs cells.

Aka starve yourself and your body will go into fat burning mode.

>>16291841
wtf is that, onion flavored breakfast cereal?

>>16295210
does caffeine really cause hairloss? I've been thinning for years, but it is a sort of diffuse thinning, not receding.

>>16295342
Caffine constricts blood flow. Hair follicles are the end of the line for capillaries, and sweat takes precedence when the body is short on circulatory space to the pores.

>>16295353
ahh fuck off anon, I wanted to believe

>>16295378
Detox. Youll gobthrough caffine withdrawals, i no longer need it to do things, and i dont want to nap when i get home from work.

Quit caffine. Itwill be difficult.

>>16295219
this is solid advice, cheers

>>16284881
they make thin ones now which are perfect

>>16282023

>>16281927
They taste amazing anon