/ck/ - Food & Cooking

he's like the gluttony version of the coomer meme

He is holding a mirror to the American populace. Bunch of fat fucks.

>>16283620
Keep owning a successful restaurant, I guess.

How many women eat there?

>>16283620
I worked at a big printing outlet years ago and the heart attack grill was one of our customers. I personally produced the prints in pic related. That's my heart attack grill anecdote thanks for reading.

>what's his endgame?
Killing as many fatties as he possibly can

>>16283620
He got tired of making diet and nutrition plans for people who did not follow them or actually use them. So he did a complete 180 and delved into this.

>>16283620
killing fatties obviously
>tfw missed visiting original location near my uni by 6 years

>>16283689
nice work anon

>>16283620
It's called "marketing" you autist.

>>16283689
>removes lettuce
>keeps tomato

>>16283620
making money

>>16283620
Shining a spotlight on health and diet while making money from a novelty. I would go once just for the experience desu.

>>16283689
Did you inspect the nurse thoroughly for flaws?

>>16283620
Heart attack.

>>16283689
>butterfat shake
Lmao
This has to be illegal.

>>16283620
He's an accelerationist, a man of culture

>>16284142
They still use trans fats, which is illegal in most cities (but not Las Vegas)

>>16283751
This. Unironically. He was sick and tired of his patients ignoring his advice about diet and exercise so he decided to spend his life getting rich off of fat tourists killing themselves rather than being miserable trying to convince people to be healthy.

>>16283620
I think it's some form of satire.
Everybody will cry that fast food is so unhealthy and think it should have cigarette pack-tier warning labels, yet when it literally does have such a dire warning about consuming the food, a few people are still upset, and still choose to eat it.

>>16283769
he should open more locations then. wtf?

>>16283751
>>16284400
the scoop from /fit/ was that one of his patients sued him on account of something to do with his weight-loss and diet programs in the past so he turned to this instead - and you can hear very clearly in his interview what he's selling, what his endgame is, and that alone is enough to dissolve him of anyone trying to sue him on account of their own actions from this business.
I bet he pays and guards his workers with his life. Probably a sick fucking gig. Gotta eat there myself someday, just to grab a beer off a midget mobile.

>>16284384
Is there even a taste thing involved in using trans fats?

>>16283689
your prints fucking suck. stop using so much cyan

>>16283620
To kill off all fat people

>>16284498
I thought the issue was there's a process involved in separating them, which companies don't want to do because it's likely costly and takes time.

>>16284142
Why should it be? Butterfat in the context of HAG just means that it's as close to 31% as you can get (which is the point at which cream turns into butter when churned). HAG shakes are just soft serve with a fat content of 30.5%

>>16283620
>>16283689
>no lettuce
what in the god damn fuck

>>16283620
He's basically a mix between a greasy used car salesman and a well intentioned dietician who had a psychotic break. The guys pretty open with his game: this food WILL kill you, it is HORRENDOUS for you, now EAT IT YOU FAT, STUPID, FUCK.

And they do, while he mocks them all the while. On a personal level he's a dick, but you can't really hold him to account for Heart Attack.

>>16284726
>The guys pretty open with his game: this food WILL kill you, it is HORRENDOUS for you, now EAT IT YOU FAT, STUPID, FUCK.
That's the exact opposite of every interview he's ever done but ok

>>16284734
Every interview he's done he talks about how the food is bad for you, what are you on about? "I used to be a dietician, I got tired of people ignoring my advice, now I give them what they want."

>people over 350lb get to eat for free
Legally getting rid of the Tubby tub tubs, nice.

>>16284744
More like, "I used to be a dietician and then realized I was selling lies and that maybe the only way to get people to change is to shock them into it also it's supposed to be fun aka What Stays in Vegas (TM) amirite?" but ok

>>16284765
if you can't realize he's mocking you and the people who eat this food then you are one of those who will be filtered and die

>>16284774
>oh shit I got btfo uhhhhh ur dumb
Post a single interview where he says anything even remotely along the lines of "eat the food that's going to kill you you fat fuck hahaha"

>>16284784
he literally gives people who are over 350lbs FREE FOOD you idiot, holy shit i'm a fatty and I get this how do you need this spelled out for you? HE IS TRYING TO GET YOU TO KILL YOURSELF.

>>16284751
Fat fucks will live longer than you and you literally pay to support their corpulence.

>>16284787
>t.
Big yikes. Stop posting.

>>16283620
he is an agent of satan trying to spread the mortal sin of gluttony applied to modern culture

>>16283620
i wish they had one here in ohio

>>16284789
t. fatty boom boom in denial

>>16283620
I've been there. It's a gimmick joint and the ladies look like Tuesday night stripper rejects, or that could've just been because they were in full light. I've had more unhealthy food in my home state of butterburgers and milkshakes, but his stuff's still pretty good.

He doesn't accept credit cards because he was screwed by being a retard with credit card debt, but that could just be a shtick. I did enjoy getting served malt liquor in a paper bag though. Decent.

>>16284847
lol what the fuck is picrel i can't stop laughing

>>16283620
Its pretty obvious. He got tired of telling fat people to watch what they eat and get in shape, so he decided instead of struggling to save them from themselves, he would instead embrace becoming rich off of helping them stuff themselves full of fattening foods. As part of his schtick he essentially realized people would have a morbid curiosity or desire to eat at a place, even if it was telling you up front that you were going to die from their heart attack inducing food, and openly embracing killing their own customers, giving free food to kill its fattest customers more quickly. Instead of seeing the irony and being shocked or changing their ways, he knew just as he did from people seeking actual medical help, that these fat shits just wouldn't be able to resist.

He's actually a bit of a genius as a businessman.

>>16284847
>>16285371
Cringe not funny

>>16285245
Please shut up. Stop typing like a Redditor.

The food itself isn't that bad, but the atmosphere inside is a sick fever-dream. All the TVs are blasting fat version parodies of music videos and infomercials, and everyone in the place clapped when a fatty made the 350lb eat-for-free cutoff (they weigh you on a scale up on stage).

>>16284571
seething magentafag detected

Making lots of money with a tacky meme restaurant that sells overpriced dry burgers.

>>16284406
>anime shoop
What is this mental illness

>>16283620
Heart attack.

>>16285483
Yikes

Basso has a genuine supervillain backstory.

>is an actual no shit doctor
>spends his life trying to end obesity
>trying to help lards turn their lives around
>doesn't work
>nothing works
>fatties just keep getting fatter and more gluttonous
>excuses and excuses
>fat logic thrown in his face constantly
>Basso finally snaps and goes insane
>decides he'll end obesity by ending the obese
>openly kills fat people with his food
>admits it on live television
>becomes famous and makes money from it
>doesn't care about any of it
>all he cares about is his mission

>>16287402
it's great but it won't make much of a dent in the obesity epidemic unless it spreads to every state

>>16283620
This dude has done more to combat obesity than most "anti obesity activists".

Nothing makes me more disgusted and think about my diet than seeing a vile 600lb blob pigging out on grease and butter.

>>16284784
You already told the other guy "ok" twice. If you don't actually agree with him DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT.

>>16284571
>so much cyan
Retard, these are on perforated vinyl. Similar to what's used on vehicle windows for full wraps, but it's 70/30 vinyl/holes instead of 50/50. The background is not printed, it's blank white, but there are tiny holes in the vinyl that allow light through. The cyan you think you're seeing is the inside of the restaurant.

>>16286503
Don't the fats inside chomping down make you lose your appetite?

>>16289474
>he doesn't feel the smug satisfaction of superiority
If anything, I would give myself a heart attack eating the octoplebypass just off the off looks the fats would give me.

>>16287402
>is an actual no shit doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUUyhs9ODoM

>>16283620
Kill fatties but not without first selling them deadly fast food

The Heart Attack grill is such a horrible place. They're killing so many plus sized people. How can /ck/ get behind this?!

>>16284498
Somewhat, it's more of a textural thing. Transfats behave life saturated fats in that they are solid at room temperature. They are less expensive than saturated fats since they are made by pressurizing unsaturated fats in a vat with hydrogen.

>>16290274
>people

he's taken the acceleration pill. why haven't you?

>>16285496
How so, newfag?

>>16289901
it is even better that he was a fitness/nutrition/dietician guy for jenny fucking craig lmao
>literally got sick of fatties
>realized that some limitations are predetermined
>genetic peak is a real thing
I mean he's not wrong especially on the predatory nature and unrealistic vision created by the "health and wellness" marketers

>>16283689
God it looks so nasty