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>> No.16309480

>imagine actually buying an iPhone and pretending you're male

>> No.16309484
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16309484

>Rice
>Carrot
>Currants
>2 meat cubes

>> No.16309510

>>16309471
Freakin heck that looks good

>> No.16309515

>>16309471
is that even food?

>> No.16309519

>>16309480
?

>> No.16309562

>>16309471
>plastic fork
>eating on a bed
>small portion of rice with fucking raisins and carrots with 2 small chunks of ambiguous looking overcooked stewing meat
I'm actually lmaoing @ your life if this is something you think is worth showing off.

>> No.16309578

>>16309562
Persian cooking often has raisins in rice dishes. You're just uncultured.

>> No.16309582

>>16309578
raisin bran has raisins in it too, seriously haute cuisine

>> No.16309585

>>16309562
Lmao you don’t know what OPs dish is

>> No.16309588

>>16309471
Yes, jealous that I can't beat you to death.

>> No.16309595

>>16309471
If I wanted dry rice and overcooked meat I'd go to your mom's, because she is a bad cook.

>> No.16309600

>>16309578
Persians are far from the only people to do it, its just disgusting and a product of Asia and the Middle Easts over dependence on rice and grain for sustenance during hard times. Its why you're mostly a frail and weak people to this day, generations of malnutrition pissing in your gene pool. When you were figuring out new ways to feed battalions of soldiers with bland rice gruel, real countries soldiers were filling their bellies with fresh meat and dairy.

>> No.16309696

>>16309585
Its fucking jasmine with raisins and carrots that probably aren't even pickled topped by a couple pathetic chunks of obviously overcooked meat. While that "dish" may have a name in your shithole, here in civilized places its called a struggle meal or "fuck it, just toss whatever I have left in a pan"

>> No.16309780

>>16309480
Awww sounds like someone is poor and jelly

>> No.16309782

>>16309696
It’s called Kabuli Palao you mong

>> No.16309791

A portion for ants

>> No.16309792

>>16309471
nice plov

>> No.16309800

No sauce with the rice?

>> No.16309821
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16309821

>>16309600

>> No.16309824

>>16309780
The fuck are you talking about? Flagship androids cost more than flagship iPhones you dumb faggot. You effeminate zoomers are literally brainwashed.

>> No.16309831

>>16309782
>mong
I'm white. You're the actual mongoloid. I don't care what you call the "dish" it just looks like the world's lamest pilaf with garbage ingredients.

>> No.16309840

>>16309821
>NOOOOOOOOOO TAKE LE MEDS I CAN ONLY RESPOND TO THE FACTS WITH BUZZWORDS OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDD
Your history books, child.

>> No.16309851

>>16309840
>t. Cool Whip Enjoyer.

>> No.16309858

>>16309480
t. Kenny

>> No.16309997

>>16309780
Alright fagboy, I'm going to task to with something that was possible in 1995. Plug your itoddler brick in via USB, and just directly copy a document. Then open that document on your shitbrick. Come back when you've done this 10 second task.

>> No.16310007

>>16309471
dilation is required for transexuals. they put plastic in the wound to keep it open!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCKING QUEERS

>> No.16310050

>>16309851
I just... what? What in the fuck are you trying to imply here?

>> No.16310069

>>16309471
Don't ever speak to me or my pastas son again.

>> No.16310073

>>16310007
this, but unironically

>> No.16310347

>>16309562
>>eating on a bed
What do you expect him to do when he cant even leave it?