/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16313228
*heavy breathing*

>>16313228
Muzzie cum

>>16313228
Also, is that shit raw inside? Gross.

>>16313228
Because you are not confident in your egg preparation and want to mask any mistakes or subpar aspects of the egg.

>>16313228
Butter, butter, and more butter.
Don't forget to put some more butter on top.
Add some chive-infused butter while you're at it.

>>16313229
How do you stuff a classic French omelette with heavy breathing?

minced meat

Pizza rolls

>>16313235
t. illiterate

>>16313228
Less is more with french omelettes. I personally think plain is perfect, but a little bit of chevre is good. Baked beets are absolutely incredible if you want a more interesting idea.

>>16313250

it seems that I am.

>>16313229
lookin good joe

>>16313228
French omelettes are so rich that they don't need anything extra except for salt and pepper. Maybe some chives.

>>16313228
You don’t stuff a French omelette

What the fuck is a french omelette?

>>16313269
Brutal.

>>16313258
It's ok anon

>>16313269
Omelette style with a very fine, soft-set curd in a almond shape. They're fairly difficult to perfectly execute.

>>16313284
Is it though?

>>16313291
I have forgiven you at least

>>16313287
It isn't hard at all if you use a non stick pan. I got it right in my first try. You just need a visual reference as to when you should stop stirring, and when to start rolling. YouTube helps a lot with this. A fuck ton of butter is needed for a pan that isn't non-stick.

French here, nothing. Sometimes just some ciboulette or herbe de provence but that's it

>>16313326
>A fuck ton of butter is needed for a pan that isn't non-stick.
I cook them in a cast iron all the time with only a small amount of butter

>>16313357
A properly seasoned cast iron is non-stick.

>>16313228
The first thing I thought of in response to this query and image was 'cock'. Just someone sticking their dick into a French omelette. It's a silly thought, but the sillier one is being aware of the likelihood that someone probably has fucked a French omelette before. You might call this whole idea 'gay', but there was someone on another board who posted about fucking donuts a week or two ago. If there is someone pumping his Krispy Kreme into a freshly-baked donut, surely, there must be an active omelette fucker in this world.

>>16313228
Tiny birds

>>16313291
>>16313311
I can also state as a third party it’s fine because you admitted it

>>16313484
>>16313311
yes, but will jesus forgive me

\\thank you by the way.

>>16313228
cigs and body odor.

>>16313236
2/10 not enough butter

>>16313398
Oh la la, ce meme est tellement con. Personne en France mange c'est petits oiseaux. Seulement les juifs qui font parti du new world order mange ça, et la plupart vivent même pas en France.

>>16313228
Pan fried forest mushrooms, chives and some goat cheese.

>>16313228
rice and ketchup-based tomato sauce

American cheese for me