/ck/ - Food & Cooking

looks like a meatball sandwich with an extremely soggy bottom bun

>>16367816
He's a right tartar faffing about, but Bob's your uncle, the dodgy old geezer throws a wobbly when he's knackered, innit?

>>16367816
He's a retarded cunt. The point of a burger is that you can eat it with your hands. That loud-mouthed bastard needs to be disciplined by Marco again.

>>16367816
perfection

>>16367816
that fucking donkey

>>16367816
>another burger that is too big to take a bite

that looks good af

>>16367962
still coping from those lost michelin stars, gordon?

>>16367816
That slice of tomato looks really good.

>>16367816
That's a fucking meatloaf.

>>16367816
that's one extremely soggy-looking bottom bun

>>16367816
If your burger is taller than it is wide you have failed at making a burger
>take bite
>Explodes in a big greasy mess of condiments

>>16367816
British ppl hamburgers are trash. Just like when Gordon tried to cook pad Thai and the chef there told him it wasn't accurate at all. Everyone has their limits

>>16367816
Looks like something jack would make

>>16367816
It's funny because on his TV shows he always says that it's positively looney to serve a thick burger that's too big for your mouth... and then he makes a Youtube video with a huge burger. Then he puts huge burgers on his menu. Then he publicizing the huge burgers.

>>16368264
It's almost as if people can change their minds.

Crazy.

>>16368194
yes, i hate it when things are made harder to eat than they should be

>>16367816
>goes on Kitchen Nightmares and blasts a burger restaurant for cooking burgers bigger than his mouth
>makes this soggy mess that requires you to dislocate your jaw like a snake to eat it like a normal person and not carving away at it bite by bite

>>16367816
Gordon has definitely lost his touch. I'm 99.9% confident I could cook him under the table. He has not made anything worthwhile in a long time.

>>16367816

>>16369091
The burger at the top looks less tall than the burger at the bottom.

>getting upset with a chef following cooking trends

It's almost as if all you faggots can't dislodge whatever has been crammed so far up your ass that you can't even reason properly.

>b-but I was just trolling
>g-guise I am just pretending to be retarded

Nah faggot

>>16369104

>>16368196
>British are trash. Just like when Gordon tried to cook other peoples' food.
There we go.

>>16367816
what a fucking mess

>>16367816
mentally sick individual

>>16367816
>That’ll be $120, sir

It looks tasty, but it has no reason to be a burger.

>>16367816
isnt ground beef supposed to be well done?

>>16368277
Or he still thinks that way and just does it because it's what people want to see/buy anyway.

>>16369150
Living in your head rent free

>>16367816
Who grinds their burger that fine? That looks terrible.

>>16371246
People who have more culinary experience than you have been alive.

Gordon is senile, so I don't think he knows what his own piss is anymore. The meat looks delicious, but it doesn't have any business being a "burger."

>>16367816
Nasty raw meatloaf on a soggy bun.
Def would not eat.

>>16369095
If you cut the top one in half you wouldn't need skewers to keep it together either.

>>16371224
Store bought ground beef should be. If you grind your own from whole cuts it can be cooked rare.

>>16367816
why is it raw?

>>16371269
So, a washed up old man who hasn't learned anything new in 30 years?

>>16369150
Rent free mutt

>>16367816
>that bottom bun

Looks like a meatloaf burger

>>16368491
Mr. Slowly already beat his ass while half in the bag

>>16372236
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>>16372219
Lets see 'em boys. Whip out those stars


Thought so armchair chefs

>>16369095
INB4
>Ooo but it's the burger to bun ratio ahraharahahrah

>>16372257
I got four on my car right now