/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16511408
i prefer a mayo sandwich

also you have fat hands

>>16511408
Mayo and hot sauce is better, but mustard would suffice. Butter is reasonable with a mustard sandwich as well.

>>16511408
my cousin used to take lays original chips, rinse the salt off in the sink, then dip them into yellow mustard. werid as fuck.

>>16511410
same buy mayo AND mustard is better still

Bread is food

>>16511408
>mustard sandwish
i see what you did there. i love me a good wish sandwich. for me, its mayo mustard and creole seasoning.

>>16511408
my grandpa used to make these. Mustard and sugar sandwhiches.
I think it was a great depression thing.

>>16511517
>creole seasoning
Is that when a Haitian cums on your food?

>>16511408
>>16511410

Nah man.
Nah.

>>16511408
mayo has more flavour than mustard

mustard literally tastes bitter and nothing else
the same people who put mustard on their food complain about ketchup being le evil condiment

>>16511418
i'll lick the salt of his chips
tell him my services are available

i like to soak up the flavour of my chips and then eat them :)

>>16511955
>mayo has more flavour than mustard
absolute fucking tastelet detected

>>16511408
Ketchup sandwich for me, please

>>16511408
Well bread is food so how can you?

>>16511955
lmao imagine being filtered this hard by fucking mustard

>>16511418
So he deliberately made the chips soggy?

>>16512305
He would lyophilize the chips in the microwave afterwards

>>16512399
>freeze dry in a microwave
Yeah, nah

>>16511408
based alcoholic

>>16511408
Make it mustard toast and I'm in

>>16511410
>says he prefers mayo sandwich
>calls another person fat
I can say with certainty that you are 2 years away from a fatal heart attack.

>>16511408
Someones been watching A Perfect World.

I had a mayo and Bovril sandwich tonight. I had to use mayo as there is no Lurpak in the house.

>>16511620
Haitians only eat rotting fish and rice. No seasoning required. I worked at a hotel where half the housekeeping staff were Haitian. They stunk up the entire employee cafeteria with their abysmal food. We'd also find chicken bones in the housekeeping closets cause they constantly hoarded food in their carts. Instead of doing their job, they'd hide in the closets and eat. Disgusting fucking niggers. Even the spics hated them.

>>16511955
>mustard literally tastes bitter and nothing else
you have no taste buds
>the same people who put mustard on their food complain about ketchup being le evil condiment
yes. only non humans enjoy ketchup

>>16511955
You are obese. Mayo and Ketchup are vile. Mustard is like 2 ingredients. Hit the gym, fatso.

bros i love mustard so fucking much

Only a little better than a wish sandwich

>>16513458
Me too buddy. Here is a recipe for skirt steak with mustard.

>>16511408
>wasting money on bread when potatoes of all varieties are cheaper and available

Fucking amerifats. You lazy cunts can microwave potatoes, it doesn't add that much prep time to stuffing your fat faces.

>>16511408
anyone put mustard on a grilled cheese sandwich, I dont remember why I thought it would be a good ide, but I was pleasantly surprised

>>16513713
ok

>>16513664
Looked absolutely delicious right up until the fucking capers

>>16514461
dont put em in ur sauce then

>>16511408
>yellow mustard and not deli
wtf retard

>>16511408
Slide in a Kraft single and now you're talking fun time poorfag memories.

>>16511408
add salt and it could be pretzel-ish

>>16514461
tastelet

>>16513431
i can say with certainty that you are even now a triggered fatso.

>>16511408

Based.

>Ezekiel bread
>pic related

Simple as.

>>16513453
mayo is 2 ingredients too..

>>16511408
bread and butter

>>16511408
bread & butter

>>16511408
shit tier bread. at least buy french bread then it will taste good with some butter and jam

>>16516450
The real one yeah and homemade mayo is good but you just know that when people on this board talk about mayo they talk about that white disgusting processed mayo. Never understood it, it's so easy to make your own and you can season your mayo however you want, garlic, saffron, smoked paprika, whatever the fuck you want and it takes 1 minute to make.

>>16516765
Raw egg is gross

>>16511955
im so, SO fucking glad i dont live in the shithole called america and actually have good food available with eatable ingredients.

Mustard does not taste bitter, it should not taste bitter.

>>16511408

Post your PayPal. Buy yourself some lunch meat with acquired residuals.

>>16516904
www.paypal.com/paypalme/johndavidcard

I look very forward to getting some meat and mustard.

>>16511955
>mustard literally tastes bitter and nothing else
False.
>the same people who put mustard on their food complain about ketchup being le evil condiment
True. Fuck ketchup.

>>16516868
American here, that anon is just fucking retarded. Our mustard tastes godly.

>>16516904
dont want your money i am happy with mustard sandwich thanks

>>16516904
also >>16516972 is not OP

>>16511408
But how did you get bread and mustard if there was no food in the house? Are you saying bread and mustard aren't food?

>>16514461
I stopped the vid when I saw the hand

>>16517353
there is no food and there is "no food"

Bread, lard and paprika is the basic version, but with some onions it's great too.