/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw no body positive gf ;_;

>>16557644
>Get active, over there! People need it!

I just chug a mason jar of water and go to bed.

When I was with my ex we would sometimes have a bag of chips ready to go or sometimes a pint of ice cream.

>>16557631
My current homemade ice cream (actually frozen custard) flavor is peanut butter brownie mix-in. It's really good! I just need a dairy cow for it to be better.

I'm married. I don't get to have sex.
My wife's favorite is coffee ice cream though. Gotta keep 5 or 6 pints in the fridge at all times for her.

Beef Jerky. It was annoying when the spices fell on my balls and got spicy.

>>16557954
what the fuck if I was married I would be fucking around the clock! Gotta get the babies going!

>>16557959
What do you mean? We just had our 2nd.

>>16557651
Seriously if she was active she wouldn't be in that situation in the first place.

>>16557631
I have an AoE woman-repulsion force field

>>16557631
do people get hungry after sex? usually i cook dinner, we eat, we fuck, then we go to sleep. like clockwork babey

>>16557631

>Sex before marriage
You will collect the wages of sin unless you repent and cease your lustful ways.

>>16557964
But you don't have sex.

>>16558007
Give her the old Dunkaroo

Jar of sauerkraut

>>16558007
Thanks for being a feminist.

>>16558070
KEK why do you say that cause I know an insufferable woman obsessed with 'aroos

>>16558110
Because it's a childs snack and this is for foods to eat after sex.

>>16558050
His wife does though.

I get really sleepy so my wife makes me a coffee

>>16558111

>Adulterers and fornicators abound.
Why can an honest man not be left in peace?

>>16558145
is being an incel in denial worse idk

>>16558178
>Denial
I practice chastity and celibacy because it fosters a profound peace.

>>16558184
you just complained it doesn't

>>16558190
Temptation is still a burden.

>>16558197
your mind is completely tied in knots by the jewish book

>>16557631
>Vanilla flavored dessert
What did they mean by this?

>>16558145
Women cheat anyway. Why take the high road?
If anything it's worse for a woman to cheat. A cheating man is still holding his end of the deal and providing for his family. A cheating woman is giving herself away for free to people who don't even provide for her or her family

>>16557631
For me, it’s standing naked by the fridge drinking milk straight from the carton and then popping in a snus.

>>16558007
yeah that shit's super popular with the girls at the summer camp im working at