/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh no

(you) and (you)

fuck off

>>16585460
you, <dumbass who can't possibly win but has fans>, take off your jacket.

<pregnant pause>

<ad break>

<more pause>

<dramatic music>

Take this new jacket and get back in line. None of you are eliminated today.

>>16585461
>>16585462
>>16585463
>>16585464

Sony give me your jacket please.

>>16585464
beautifah

>>16585464
This and the grilled cheese video bring me to the conclusion that most masters of any craft can be total fucking idiots anyone can beat on a bad day.

YOU CAN’T JUST FUCKING RELY ON THE SAME FEW IP’S FOR THIRTY YEARS, NINTENDO
YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW THAT HAS SOME FLAVOUR YOU FUCKING DONUT

>>16585464
>makes runny eggs on toast
>WOW THOSE EGGS ARE RUNNY WHAT A HACK

I ain't no bitch, chef.

>>16585464
whats the problem with this

>>16585467
I think he's just used to super high quality ingredients and high class recipes that everyday Joe food is taboo to them.

>>16585464
i've been making eggs his way for a while, and while it might look like runny vomit, it's actually way better. the eggs are moist and rich and become a bit more solid and fluffy as they cool

>>16585473
its just 4chan's desperate need to feel superior, let them criticise ramsay.

>>16585465
>PC. Back in line!

>>16585473
runny eggs are fucking great

>>16585474
Based

>>16585464
I don't need a video like this one to know that Ramsay can fuck up from time to time, not that he fucked up on that video in particular. His video on how to make rice was horrible. His rice was so wet, that you could see the reflections.

>>16585478
His real flaw isn't mistakes, its his cost cutting. He'll do things like make creme brulee with milk instead of cream. Fart sniffers praise it and his resturaunt makes more money, but its objectively shittier food.

He makes more money from these 'light' dishes and they can be marketed as healthier, but it takes him out of the running for a top chef of all time

>>16585478
Oh yeah his rice always looks like shit.

>>16585462
me and (you), let's step outside

>>16585481
I dont know if this was staged or not (just like raj), but that shit was hilarious

>>16585464
This doesn't even look that bad. I'd eat it.

post the "grilled" cheese

>>16585470
lol

>>16585484

you got it

>>16585464
That looks good to me.

>>16585482
I miss him so much

>>16585488
too weird to be fake, you can't write this shit

>>16585486
>flour
What

>>16585489
i still fully believe he went there with intent to do a little trolling and had no intent to win

Why did people hate Elise? She was entertaining AND she was a good cook imo

>>16585464
thats good though? You all should try his method. Low heat, lots of butter, and keep stirring the eggs in the pan. It ends up being incredibly creamy and delicious. It's a classic french method for scrambled eggs.

>>16585488
>Seafood pancake
>Random Mac tier karate
>ALWAYS drenched in sweat
>Can hear him breathing across a room
>Mongoose in the snake pit
Should've won

>>16585460
Wtf is his problem

>>16585495
He's the best judge. He acts detached and cynical but is actually playful and loves drama. Pretty funny dude if you pay close attention

>>16585488
Wait which chef is he?

>>16585492
She had a chip on her shoulder

>>16585497
Thats joe hes not chef he was one of the judges for master chef apparently people dont like him though

>>16585499
I'm talking about the fat guy. Though I found out his name is Raj.

I'm currently in season 3 of HK. Which seasons are worth watching?

British kitchen nightmares are the best from Ramsey

>>16585501
>that episode where a woman tries to open a vegan restaurant in paris with her father's money, ignores running it, and later becomes a literal prostitute

>>16585482
According to I think Keith was his name, the guy was acting legit crazy and fuming over shit like a challenge award they won. He could have been a real deep plant but he didn't think so

Just post the fucking grilled cheese and be done with it.

>>16585460
so whats /v/erdict on gordan do you guys think he's based or cringe

>>16585482
It's been a while since I watched but I htink that guy actually got arrested for assaulting his roommate after the show

>>16585504

you got it.

>>16585505
He simps too hard for incompetent female contestants on his shows but otherwise he's pretty cool.
I mostly prefer him in Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell.

>>16585495
I agree with >>16585496
He was actually really nice

>>16585502
source?

>>16585507
what restaurant is this?

>>16585502
I remember that, but I don't remember her becoming a prostitute. Wasn't that also the one where he tricked vegans into eating his bacon pizzas?

>>16585500
>season 3
This is the last time they give a shit about food, you're about to start the rapid decline into full on reality with season 8 as the point of no return.
It's about to get real good.

>>16585507
This shit is fucking disgusting. I hate memefood

>>16585464
>>16585484

>>16585507
anyone else not a big fan of cheese

>>16585516
It ain't easy, being cheesy

I want him on food wars

>>16585464
How did he toast the bread without a toaster?

>>16585464
>burnt the bread
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>16585486
Now this is a sandwich

>>16585515
>using all that fancy stuff for a fucking grilled cheese
how did he fuck up something so simple

>>16585514
How exactly? All that shit looks good, maybe just too much of that cheese but otherwise.

>>16585507
I love cheese. How the fuck did they pull this off?
Makes for a great presentation to the guest too.

>>16585515
just a boring regular sandwich

>>16585516

take the cheese pill

>>16585524
Is this *merica?

>>16585515
>>16585521
It's like telling a F1 driver try to drift a street car. Probably would crash and burn.
Or like /v/. Yeah faggot congrats on beating Darkened Souls and Born in Blood, when was the last time you beat Super Mario 3?

You spend so much time with the fancy things you forget the basic shit.

>>16585524
God damn it why do am*ricans have the best shit food? I would not mind getting diabeetus from THAT.

>>16585524
This just has to be some convoluted meme right how do people stomach this shit

>>16585525
>>16585526
Are you guys illiterate?

>>16585525
It said Australia

>>16585528
You really expect me to watch a whole webm until the end?

>>16585528
Yeah, but the guy who dipped the burger was probably an am*rican.

>>16585486
This just makes me sad

Anyone got that copypasta?

>>16585530
If you don't like being on 4chan, then just leave

>>16585526
>It's like telling a F1 driver try to drift a street car. Probably would crash and burn.
You have no idea what you're talking about. Please use comparisons you're actually knowledgeable about.

>>16585506
Did he assault him with his karate moves

>>16585515
the webm that saved /tv/

>>16585535
F1 drivers avoid drifting (voluntary or accidental) at all costs because
>a) Reduces speed
>b) Offers no advantage whatsoever in a professional race
>c) Causes flat spots on tires which affects steering
>d) You're a nigger
Now shut the fuck up and never (You) me again.

What is the best hell's kitchen episode? Is it worth watching the show if I've seen all the drama clips already?

>>16585526
>You spend so much time with the fancy things you forget the basic shit.
Ahh, I remember how calc students often forget what 10+2 is. Naruhodo

>>16585538
F1 drivers have to deal with aquaplaning, I'm sure they can handle drifting.
Plus they all drive street/super cars in their day to day lives as well as other cars in different races (rally cars etc).
Brainlet take to suggest some like Kimi Raikkonen wouldn't be able to drift.

>>16585486
You realize he made it shit on purpose right? This dude does everything ironically, based old man.

>>16585464
I don't think Marco Knor Stockpot would approve.

>This thread was moved to >>16585460

>>16585539
>>/v/568132448
It's about the journey. The politics and drama between individuals, as well as the entertaining moments sprinkled throughout - so watch all of season 9.

>>16585546
We forgot to talk about video games

>>16585464
Trust me: Ramsay's scrambled eggs really are fantastic. If you fags haven't made them yet, you really should.

>>16585524
yeah yeah cheese dip good and everything, fuck do you mean the game has been changed?? cheese dip was invented like a billion years ago.

>>16585524
surprised this ain't Cali. those fags are obsessed with melted cheese and "signature sauce"

>>16585515
I still can't get over how he ruined it with kimchi. A grilled cheese needs to have buttery bread and cheese as the main flavors... how the fuck can you taste any of that with kimchi? Why are midwit chefs obsessed with foiling and rounding out flavors?

>>16585558
It's some weird AI created video. 90% of the most popular videos on facebook are created like this and it's pretty hilarious to see.

>>16585464
>>16585486
>>16585507
Do you get spoilers on every board if you pay for a pass, or is this a janny perk?

>>16585551

start talking about video games so you can return home

>>16585562
It looked fine without the sauce and cheese why do people do this

I need the "Souless!" clip

Bros I'm so fucking hungry but I have no money and will have to turn in all these bottles for cash. But I'm also an alcoholic so I'll only have 2 dollars left for food. What do I get?

>>16585464
I've made them, they're actually really fucking good

>>16585613
Get something from your local McDonalds or something from dollar tree

>>16585622
No McDonald's around sadly. There's only a grocery store nearby. Any ideas?

>>16585639
get a box of honeybuns

>>16585639
Some ramen or chips maybe

>>16585643
Not really feeling sweet stuff

>>16585646
Shit, guess I'll get two packets of ramen, I have like 2 eggs in my fridge so I can add those. Fuck I'm hungry.

>>16585668
Gl with your food anon let us know how it goes

>>16585460
Moron Souffle!

Based mods, moving it here from /v/ we can have the 24/7 Ramsay thread twice.

>>16585687
Thanks man. Gonna finish my cig and head out. After that I'm gonna have some booze and make my ramen. You think the egg will cook if I just put it in the bowl after adding hot water to the ramen? I just cover the bowl with a plate so the ramen cooks.

>>16585530
whats it like have the attention span of a gnat?

>>16585464
>on the flame off the flame
nigga just use a bain-marie