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i did the one chip challenge while drunk because me and the boys ran across them at a gas station.
did you know if you eat something hot enough it makes it hurt when you piss? did you know you piss a lot after downing 12 beers?

>> No.16646127

>>16646125
Yes. Once I started peeing fire from hot foods it never went away.

>> No.16646131

>>16646125
>me and the boys ran across them at a gas station
Why lie? We all know you have no friends.

>> No.16646133

I had a huge plate of mango habenero wings before I did the nasty with a prostitute and now it burns when I pee too, I'm with you there brother

>> No.16646137

>>16646125
How did you solve the captcha?

>> No.16646139
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16646139

>one chip challenge

>> No.16646148

>>16646139
>one trick pony challenge

>> No.16646154

>>16646125
>did you know you piss a lot after downing 12 beers?

You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.16646189
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>>16646125
>he was drunk on 12 beers
Where do you think we are?

>> No.16646354

>>16646125
The trick is to piss on the food BEFORE you eat it retard

>> No.16646437
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The chad of chips!

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>>16646127
that's an std dude...

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>>16646133
For real though mango and vaginas are no joke. My gf was doing some knob slobbin right after drinking picrel, started fucking and we had to stop a few minutes in cause she said it felt like the inside of hey vagina was on fire. Went away later that evening though so she was fine.

At least we think its was the mango cause the same scenario had happened with regular beer and didn't have any issues

>> No.16646453

>>16646437
I eat those fine. the one chip is no fucking joke though. hottest thing I've ever eaten but i expected it to be worse. i saw people gagging and puking. it's bad but it's not like vomit bad.
>>16646189 12 pints of beer is a decent amount of booze dude.

>> No.16646456

>>16646449
She said it felt like she squirted a tube of IcyHot inside her.

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>>16646449
>>16646449
i was going to call bullshit but after some googling this might be real. that is fascinating.

>> No.16646477

>>16646470
There's a bunch of lactose in that beer too, that's really our only other theory.

Link to what you found? I remember looking into it and not finding much.

>> No.16647477

>>16646139
Imagine not having friends to try dumb shit with once in a while

>> No.16647566

>>16647477
You don't have to imagine, incel.