/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16661249
Bear traps

>>16661249
Rape them.

Dunno how to solve your problem though

>>16661249
go to a different country on vacation where they will have to change their diet

>>16661249
>Is there a way to convince a woman
No

>>16661249
>that clown make-up
Awful. Also yeah, give her something else to eat, retard.

>>16661249
You might have to resort to literally picking her up and figuratively dragging her to a decent restaurant.
Those miniature portions you see in Michelin food photos are a good way to give someone a presentable and tasteful experience of anything, right? Right?

>>16661249
>Obviously this isn't a dealbreaker
Not yet
Are you ok with potentially be cooking meal for yourself, your wife and potentially children for the rest of your life?

>>16661249
beat her into submission

>>16662213
This but unironically
Just avoid the face

>>16661265
Good idea, but I'm not sure if there's any country where they don't have plain salads and ice cream for American tourists. I would have to go way out there.
>>16661499
I took her on a double date to a dim sum restaurant yesterday, I thought the tiny portions of a wide variety of different tasting foods would be good for this purpose. But she basically refused to taste anything on the menu, even with the social pressure of 3 other people looking at her and eating the same stuff. She doesn't eat any meat, fish or shellfish (because she doesn't like the taste and texture) and also refused to try some Chinese broccoli, spring rolls and scallion pancakes. Also won't drink tea. It is quite bad.
>>16662179
I already cook for myself, enjoy it, and often wish I lived with more people so I could buy more ingredients at once and make more complex recipes that produce higher volumes of food without half of it going bad. Certain things I can never make, like cast iron cornbread, because I don't want to eat all of it. So actually yes I'm okay with this one.

>>16662408
post a pic of your fat ugly gf

>>16661249
you must expected that her behaviour will be getting worse and stronger

maybe she is suffering for something, maybe depressed, dunno, instead or changing her behaviour find what are affecting to her to the point to be selective

>>16661249
>guy with a picky fiancee, who eats like autistic child as well
It's tough bud, but you gotta stick to plain flavored food. Plus ask her a bunch of what she likes. I got mines into KBBQ, since she enjoys plain steak and bacon. It works for both of us, since I love all them sides and the more flavorful cuts

Bully her and make fun of her till she gives in

>>16661249
If you want to marry her, you will learn on how to make compromises and have just give up on things that are a lost cause.

>>16662408
Start freezing things. Then you can cook whatever you want, and you'll have something delicious you can thaw and reheat any time you want.
Your girlfriend sounds like a wet blanket too.

My GF eats everything except mushrooms. So I just keep cooking food with mushrooms in it. She try’s it everytime but to no avail. I’m kind of a prick

>>16661249
>Obviously this isn't a dealbreaker for an otherwise near-perfect mate,
not yet.
If you're telling the truth, she most probably suffers from a eating disorder you dingus. It's a mental disorder, most of the time sign of other mental disorders that will stab you in the future
If you just met her (like I presume), dodge the bullet, no matter how "perfect" she seems to you
If you instead have a long term relationship with her, once you have excluded physical problems, she need to go to therapy to cure the eating disorder and whatever else she have

I feel like someone should just post the domestic violence pasta so we can get it out of the way.

>>16662408
>She doesn't eat any meat, fish or shellfish
Something needs to change, fast. She won't be able to gain the necessary weight for proper copulation and childbirth. Have you tried spiking her salads with bacon grease?

>>16661286
Women are easy to convince. Why do you think 90% advertising targets them?

>>16661249
What kinds of things do you want her to try op?

If she likes salad it probably wouldn't be too hard to introduce her to new things. It's a very easy dish to add more ingredients to, or seasoning via the dressing.

>>16661249
>eats like a child
>plain salad
What children do you know who eat plain salad?

>>16661265
>>16661249
I second this. I used to eat like a degen estroboy until I went to China for 3 months and ate nothing but veggies and mystery meat. Now I love veggies and dislike almost no foods

Except peas. Fuck peas

>>16662408
Cut the bitch loose

>>16661249
Retard. That’s absolutely a deal breaker. You’ll never be able to do a million social things because your wife is a mentally ill tastelet. And it will only get worse. People who are that picky about food tend to be fucked up in the head in other ways too. She might be good at hiding it now or you’re really pussy blind but the crazy will come out. Never get involved with picky eaters.

>>16663476
>>16662893
Yeah, I'm no psychologist but these eating habits definitely signal to me that she has some kind of problem. It must be a mental illness, in and of itself, to actually dislike butter and bagels. I don't need convincing of that.
That said, I can accept that the girl I end up with is not going to be perfect. I'm already 26 and quite eccentric myself, and not very attractive to women. Taking for granted that I need to get married and reproduce, it seems like a best case scenario that the only thing wrong with her is being sheltered or having some strange hangups about food. She's not and has never been fat or anorexic, has never done any drugs and definitely won't, isn't a leftist and seems pretty unsusceptible to the propaganda, won't send my kids to drag queen story hour, isn't and has never been a slut or slept around, isn't stupid, isn't religious, isn't a nag, loves children and wants to move to the rural country and seems to be pretty much obsessed with pleasing me. All in all, given the context of who I am, what I want, and what I can get, it's an amazing deal and feels better than I deserve. That is off-topic though.

>>16663670
This isn't the place, but I'll talk to you like I care about you even if I don't

Being a picky eater is not a problem at all, but what you describes seems more a eating disorder which 99% of the times is a serious problem that can hide serious mental problems

I have been there 3 times, everytime I grew smarter and ended the realtionship before it sucked me up, but I almost married the first one because she was (using your words) near perfect for me: she was cute, fit, kind hearted, solar with giant eyes and smile and she loved me like crazy

> That said, I can accept that the girl I end up with is not going to be perfect.
Nobody sane expect that. But there's a difference between not being perfect and having a mental disorder

The thing you listed are ridicoulos and you shouldn't even mentioned seriously. What you should be worried about is if she really has a eating disorder and if this hides something else
Nobody can tell but you, but you look like a guy who loves being loved and think that this is the last chance of not being alone.

You want to get married and reproduce but what's going to happen if this really is a mental disorder is a unhappy life that will end with you being alone anyway, this time even more hard to find another sane person to live with.
What's going to happen when you'll have kids? she wont be able to eat exclusively salads and ice cream while pregnant. What are you gonna do, accept like a pussy that a mentally instable woman is gonna damage your kid?

love is beatiful but brain is what keeps you going in life, don't be a retard and think rationally what are you going to do.

Maybe she is just really a picky eater, or that eating disorder is isolate and can be mitigated in some way, but you are taking a tangible risk of being miserable because you think that this is the best you can do. Keep an eye on her anon

>>16663765
> a guy who loves being loved and think that this is the last chance of not being alone.
Yep, it's true. This sounds like solid advice. I won't marry her until I have got this figured out for sure. Thanks

Damn, you guys convinced me I don't like this girl at all. This sucks, but thanks I guess.

>>16662659
I didn't like mushrooms when I was a kid. Then one day my dad asked me to pick a recipe from this massive cook book he had. It was a recipe with crumbed chicken and a cream mushroom sauce. He said, you don't like mushrooms. I told him the recipe looked good and he made it anyway. I have liked mushrooms ever since.
I'm making a mushroom, leek and bacon risotto for dinner tonight.
TL;dr make her creamed mushrooms.

>>16663670
>pretty much obsessed with pleasing you
tell her or force her to eat a wider variety of foods.

>>16663670
You don’t know these things for sure. People are very different when trying to woo a mate than when they already have one locked down. She knows she isn’t right in the head and is trying everything to get your dick contractually caged. You’re only 26, quit being a simp for an insane person who can’t eat a fucking pear. You sound a little crazy too, like you’re rationalizing making a choice you instinctively know is bad.

>>16661249
>only eats salads
bitch has an eating disorder, find someone willing to try new foods.

>>16663670
>seems to be pretty much obsessed with pleasing me
Cum on her food and have her eat every bite.
Real answer is to take her to a therapist, this is far too extreme for basic picky-eating. If she won't go, introduce her to new foods by adding shit into her salad bit by bit. Be firm in your desire for her to change. If she doesn't fold enough for your liking, then it wasn't meant to be.

>>16661249
Women who aren't picky eaters become fat. You don't want a fat woman.

>>16661249
ask reddit you soylent simp

>>16665511
>>16665250
Since when is just dating a girl being a simp?

>>16665227
Your dad was based

>>16662408
you can make cornbread muffins and only use part of the muffin pan

>>16663159
how can you hate peas

>>16666292
I eat almost anything but I hate peas, I have 0 idea why but they are just a foul taste. probably a bad childhood experience with off peas or some shit

>>16665903
You're on incel.com, buddy

>>16666364
eh you might be over it by now, had a similar thing with squash but I like it now