/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Same anon
>tfw I went to a pub after college and bought a cider
>read the news on my phone whilst I wait for my friends to arrive
>6'8" man puts his hand on my shoulder suddenly and stares at me wide-eyed and says "are you alright?"
>"Uh... yeah?"
>He walks away slowly and disappears
Freaked me the fuck out

>>16680409
It was probably ruok day, an annual event where normalfags are encouraged to annoy incel chads

Nobody ever asks me if I’m alright.

>>16680423
Are you alright anon?

>>16680422
Nice try but this was 13 minutes ago so they're a day off

>>16680409
>wait to be serviced for 7 minutes in an empty mcdonalds
What did the ESL retard mean by this?

>>16680444
I was waiting for 7 minutes for someone to take my order in an empty mcdonalds. What's so hard to understand?

>>16680451
Did you get serviced in the end?

>>16680409
Maybe you looked sad anon

>>16680453
Yeah by the end of the experience I had been thoroughly serviced

>>16680467
"Tal"

>>16680409
why are you trying to eat big macs at 6AM? This somehow seems worst than drinking at 6AM

>>16680562
I was awake and kind of hungry and I felt like having a hashbrown but I also have 51 big Mac coupons that i need to get rid of

When was the last time you showered or slept normally? You probably look like hell

>>16680409
Are you English, or are you a foreign living in UK?

>>16680613
No I'm from the southern United States

>>16680624
Right, you're probably fucked then.
In the UK 'alrite' is used as an informal greating.

has America not got all day favourites yet?

it's a coded phrase to surreptitiously solicit help for people experiencing domestic violence. Apparently you inadvertently used it.
It's also common among pizza places. Ordering a specific pizza topping combo in a specific way also serves as a clandestine call for help.

>>16680898
I think we have some of the breakfast sandwiches that can be ordered all day
which country can you order a big mac for breakfast?

>>16680409
>>16680418
>he doesn’t know about no singles policy

>>16680567
Can you get 51 free big macs?? Thats crazy

>>16680418
Do you have constant bloodshot eyes? Maybe they think you been crying.

>>16680913
kek reminds me of the Angel drink.

"The drink order is code to the bartender that you need assistance getting home safely. Order the drink neat, and the bartender will escort you to your car. Order it on ice, and they'll call a Lyft or Uber for you. And order it with lime, and the bartender will call the police."

>>16680409
they're mocking you. murder them. tonight.

>>16681018
2 spooky 4 me im out!

>>16680913
You can't tell me that ordering a lone hashbrown from mcdonalds is a codified cry for help.

>>16680967
not in one order. Have to do them one at a time

>>16681104
still, how did you get them coupons??

>>16680898
>>16680915
it's a franchise decision thing. the store near me used to have both but they stopped. they also recently changed so they're only open from 6am-11pm instead of being 24 hours...

>>16681110
sometimes when a mcdonalds opens they'll give out free food for a year as a promotion for stopping by. Depends on the franchise owner

>>16680999
>And order it with lime, and the bartender will call the police.

> Post ends with 999

>>16680409
is everything ok?

are you alright?

>>16680915
Australia
https://mcdonalds.com.au/menu/all-day-menu

>>16681289
yeah I'm fine. Everything's alright

>>16680567
>I was awake and kind of hungry and I felt like having a hashbrown but I also have 51 big Mac coupons that i need to get rid of
where do you get big mac coupons, i want some

fuck, i would be willing to jump behind the counter of a fastfood place and grab them from a shelf if i knew they were there.

i feel like the staff/manager/corporate would just laugh at how rediculous it was. but i also feel like some rightous fuck with a stick up their ass would try and use technology to track me down.

anyone know any resturaunts where they keep free coupons behind the counter? or somewhere that has jackoff employees, i could slip them a $20 for a stack of 51 big mac coupons?

>>16680444
As a native English speaker this sentence is perfectly understandable. This is an international board. There are way better things to bully the euros over

>>16681360
I think it's coupons they give if they fuck your order too hard. They forgot to put my burger in my order on time and the manager gave me a smoothie coupon. I redeemed it and accidently spilled it on purpose.

>>16680409
>if I'm okay and if everything's alright
IS everything okay OP?

>>16681410
yeah I'm fine. Everything's alright

>>16681262
are you alright? This is a safe space.

>>16681410
anon how do you feel?

>>16681409
>I think it's coupons they give if they fuck your order too hard.
where do they keep thesE? i want to StEaL them

>>16681491
Yeah, just chilling with my girl.

>>16681541
she beats you, doesnt she? being the victim of domestic abuse by a woman does NOT make you less of a man.
we are worried about you.

>>16681566
Anon why does your mom beat him?!

>>16681590
because he doesnt listen. a good boy always listens. Must listen
To a mother

>>16681541
Anon, you sound like a man on the edge.
Have you got an exit plan?

>>16680444
>>16680467
Serviced to completion

>>16681682
this post has me worried. are you alright? are you ok?

>>16681670
He must want to be punished, why else wouldn't he do what he's told?

I went back and got the burger I was denied earlier. It went well

Stay safe out there you guys

>>16681384
As a native English speaker I know what he wanted to say, but immediately see that he said something else. It may make sense this time because nobody wants to be serviced for 7 minutes, but next time the meaning might be more ambiguous. By pointing out the error, we avert future complications.

>guy asks if im ok
>he doesnt know my life is fuckin a-okay dandy but i just look miserable 24/7 (mentally ill)

>>16681355
Something's off here

>>16680423
us. are you okay

>>16680423
good fuck you

They're always asking am I alright. They're never asking do I want fries with that.

>>16680409
>They as me if I'm okay and if everything's alright
should've been like no fuck off cunt then storm out the building.

big macs are no joking matter.

one time i was sitting outside my shitty student housing and some dude comes out of nowhere to ask if i needed saving and that god told him to come and talk to me

>>16681512
I worked at Taco Bell and I'd see free combo coupons come in, but we never gave them out. I think they mail them out from corporate if people call and complain

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

>>16682893
People like that, tell them Satan whispers into your ear before you fall asleep. Tell them their God is no loving entity, that they are merely his cattle, and the day of harvest approaches fast. They'll be too shocked to notice the mixed metaphor, it's hilarious.