/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16706954
based. some people hate getting grinds in their mouth, but from my experience, it's not that bad.

>>16706965
You just need to be a little careful and slow once you come to the bottom of the cup but even then it doesnt taste bad if you get some into your mouth.
Do you have any weird food habits as well anon?

>>16706968
I probably do but I'm so use to it by now I can't think of what it is. I piss in my kitchen sink pretty regularly, which some people might think it's a bit weird but whatever. Sinks make way more sense to piss in than toilets when you think about it.

>>16706954
>pour a fuckton of sriracha into the pho i was eating
>it was homemade
i resisted for a few bites then my ex noticed and todl me it was ok

>>16706954
You're not going to get as good an extraction without the plunge, that's all.

I use instant coffee

I eat ranch and Sriracha with everything

Why would that be a food sin?

>>16706954
Splash some cold water into it and the grind should sink to the bottom

>>16707222
Why would that be the case?

>>16707405
Heat rises, retard

>>16707222
or you know, stir it, it works well

>>16706954
this is literally Arabic coffee. You just drink slow at the bottom.

>>16706954
im to lazy to peel hardboiled eggs so i just eat the shells. you become accustomed to it, like eating kiwi fruit with the skin on.

>>16706954
It's five dollars anon. Why do you insist on making your coffee experience inconvenient over such a small cost. Just get a coffee maker ffs. That way you can drink your coffee like a civilized person, and it's won't become super bitter from oversteeping the grounds

>>16707472
so does my dick

I use high heat on my nonsticks because I will never believe anyone who says cast irons are easy to take care of, those are the people who are just used to putting in more effort for this kind of thing and don't consider that level of maintenance to be much

>>16706954
This is so common to do with tea, sounds also epic for coffee.
>>16707831
Yes they are easy to take care of for people who actually take care of their possessions. All you have to do is clean, dry, and give it a light coat of oil. It's barely more work than cleaning a nonstick pan.

>>16706986
huh

>>16707222
checked and fuckers in here don't even know about cowboy coffee

>>16706954
i microwave pizzas

>>16707831
I only wipe my cast iron pans, I (almost) never wash them with water.
Blue shop towels are the best to wipe them when they are still warm.
White paper towels are OK too, but they are not as strong as the blue shop towels.
No need for retardation and like a maniac washing them with soap and water after every use.
Try it, and see how simple and effective it is.

>>16708131
i do this and use a pancake flipper to scrape burnt stuff off.

There are few foods that don't work well on cast iron pans. They are the acidic foods, like tomatoes for example.
They will quickly "remove" the oil coating from the pan, but any other foods are dream to prepare on cast iron pans.

>>16708131
it is actually meditative for me to clean my cast iron, not so much the scraping part but the cleaning and seasoning

>>16706980
I do this but not on the kitchen sink
Thank you for agrreeing it makes more sense
>shorter stream -> less chance of mess
>shorter walking distance to sink than from toilet
>if counter is cool, rest your balls there for a nice effect
I do it everytime, even on public restrooms

>>16707989
was dating a vietnamese girl and she invited me to a family party
the mom and grandma both made pho
normally when i eat pho i pour tons of sriracha in
gf noticed this time i didnt and after a couple of bites she told me it was ok to dump it in, even her mom said it was alright

>>16706954
yeah, i like turkish coffee too

>>16708875
Greek coffee is way better.

>>16709121
yea ok grigorio

>>16706954
Just get a percolator.

>>16706954
that method kind of sucks with regular ground coffee, but thats how turkish coffee is made, and what turkish grind is for. essentially its just as finely ground as possible, and it sinks to the bottom of the cup better. my favorite way to make coffee, only second to espresso to make a flat white

>>16709665
Turkish coffee sucks dick. Greek coffee is way better.

>>16706980
>>16708541
so are you guys alchoholics or something? this is trashy

>>16709675
I assume you're joking, in which case I will say "based"

>>16709692
What's wrong with pissing in the sink?
There are people who drink their own urine as a part of medical treatment.
Don't be a paranoid purist.

>>16708661
They set out all that stuff at the restaurant because it's your choice on what to put in.

I like to mix it up between sriracha or hot oil in the bowl, and having some sriracha and hoisin on the side to dip the meat into.

>>16709692
>he's still beholden to societal norms

>>16706954
I eat all the time with machine grease/dirt/oil on my hands.
I also triple boil all my eggs and I don't know why. Even if I scramble them.

>>16707012
It's ok. We know you've accepted your size anon.

>>16710274
>I also triple boil all my eggs and I don't know why. Even if I scramble them.
anon. But why are you doing this?
For how many minutes are you boiling eggs first time?

>>16706980
no

>>16710469
Technically, triple boil is a bit misleading. I double boil them until they're cooked regardless of cooking technique, and then I put them directly in water and boil them after.

I defrost frozen potatoes by microwaving them for 1 minute

>>16710478
lol, fucking strange....stop doing that....lol Are you afraid of bacterias or something??
I like eggs boiled for no more than 5 minutes so the yolk inside is still bit soft.
I've heard a doctor explaining that boiled eggs are healthier to eat than fried eggs.
Reason is that when boiling the temperature is not destroying vital nutrients like the higher heat (and exposure to oxygen) when frying them does.
The eggs shell is protecting inside of the egg. I don't remember all other details but his explanation made it sense.

>>16709851
>>16708661
>go over americanjin's mom/grandmas cooking "WOW, HOMEMADE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP"
>Expel half a bottle of cheap hot sauce

mmm I sure love hot sauce

>>16710505
Not afraid of bacteria, but thanks for the input, anon. Honestly, I'm not really sure why I did it, other than it's the way the priests at my school's brothers' residence cooked them. Plus, they touched me, so I have stockholm syndrome

>>16706954
I call this bandit coffee and I usually drink it when I'm camping

>>16709732
Yeah and it's largely a placebo, literally no reason to drink urine. Also no reason to piss in a sink other than preference. Toilets are more effective for pissing in, it's just a fact. It's not being a purist, it's using the thing how it's meant to be used.
>>16709875
Yeah hang on let me stick a knife in a light socket, fuck norms we don't need em amirite

>>16710606
Toilets are for shits. No reason to empty half a cistern just to flush some urine. It's absurdly excessive.

>>16706954
the tube boy

>>16710643
I like to piss and not flush until the entire bowl is filled with rancid piss. really worth the savings on the water bill

>>16710676
that's what lever 2000 is for bro

pissing in sinks is based

>>16710676
The flush on my outside toilet was fucked. Not only did it leak from the doughnut where the cistern met the pan, but you'd flush and it'd fail to reseat meaning as well as dripping from behind, it'll leak down into the bowl slowly forever wasting tons of water and ensuring it never refilled enough for another proper flush. I used to have to shut the water off and fuck with it every time anybody flushed.

Covid meant we had a lot of visitors to the garden/outside and my girlfriend was always like ... what is the problem? Why can't they use it? I don't understand ... it works when I flushed last time ... like don't, this is why the bathroom door has water coming out from under it and why the water pressure was down in the house until I realise.

ANYWAY. I put a bucket next to it and asked people to flush it using a jug of water from the bucket. Most of her retarded friends tried to flush it every time and then apologised when they realised I had to go lift the manhole to shut the fucking water off and dismantle the toilet again ruining the coffee morning or whatever assuming I was even in. I ended up removing the handle.

Most people didn't figure out the jug deal. Because it didn't work I rarely went in there. Stale urine is THE WORST after a long time. Fucking spicy.

>>16706954
you know you can use paper towels, right?

>>16710713
But if you're outside you just piss under a tree

>>16710713
>too incompetent to handle simple household tasks like fixing a leaky toilet cistern
how have you not choked on your own spit and died yet?

>>16706954
I eat every type of uncooked ingredient one time i shoved raw chicken into my mouth without noticing and then washed my mouth with soap

>>16710723
Fuck off. I fixed it eventually, but I'm busy and the outside bathroom that only gets used during garden parties is pretty low down on my list of priorities. Also most of the time it went like this .. "hey my mother and sisters are coming over this afternoon ... does the toilet work yet? ... no I'm at work, flush it with a bucket ... gross I am NOT telling them to do that, we'll all just piss on it and put tons of paper on top all afternoon ... right ... okay"

Also taking the siphon off the wall and removing it from the pan with the rusted seized bolts is a pain in the ass. Laying on my back with an angle grinder running next to my face is not my ideal weekend.

>>16706954
I never put in canned tomato paste for any dish that calls for it. Just makes shit taste like acid can.

i never heat up soup, the only time i eat hot soup is if i eat it immediately after ive made it

>>16710774
Were you ok?

>>16711248
Disturbing

>>16710817
Try laying your face on the angle grinder you waste of human DNA.

>>16710676
That's more trashy than just pissing in the sink and immediatelly flushing it with water from washing your hands. Literally no downsides

>>16707555
What in the world?

>>16707555
I do this with peanuts, i just pop the fuckers in my mouth

>>16706954
I put hot sauce in almost everything.
The sin here is that you can get away with putting no effort into making your dishes taste good.

>>16711684
What's your favorite hot sauce? I found srirarcha too vinegary and quite tiring aas a result very quickly

>>16709732
>There are people who drink their own urine as a part of medical treatment.
For once, I sincerely hope you're trolling

>>16706980
Who else /sinkpisser/ here?

>>16711684
>>16711701
>hot soyce
You know this isn't plebbit, right kids?

>>16708077
cowboys are gay

>>16710817
Your girlfriend sounds stupid. Please don't make stupid babies with her.

>>16711714
Obsessed

>>16711714
kys you insecure manchild

>>16711701
This one.
It has some vinegary taste but the sourness overpowers it.
Actually, my favorite sauce is one I used to make with raw tomatillo and serrano, but I'm too lazy to make it now.

>>16706954
your not consooming

>>16710523
>Thinks black pepper is spicy

>>16710505
That sounds pretty bullshit. I usually fry my eggs so the yolk is still runny, and even when scrambling you don't cook them that hard. The egg whites are basically just pure protein and water.

>>16706954
Just filter it through your mom's pantyhose. I know you have a stash.

>>16708541
I am a manlet. Standing back and aiming high makes considerably more mess than using the toilet like a civilised human.

>>16711786
This stuff is great, the habaneros are pickled instead of fermented.

I worked at starbucks like 15 years ago and blending a shit ton of espresso beans into the frappucino shit was neat.

>>16711786
Based, I always put this exact sauce on my potatoes and eggs in the morning

I grind my spices and chilies in the same grinder that I use for coffee.

I eat my own shite

>>16707555
I do that shit with sunflower seeds. I just eat them whole.

>>16712024
gobnik hands wrote this

>>16710606
You are a complete retard if you think those are comparable.

>>16706987
Is that so? I use cafeteire but didn't know the plunge had anything to do with extraction. Thought it was just a means of pushing all the grounds to the bottom so they aren't in the cup

>>16713032
It is. That guy's a dumbass.

I've never made proper sweet and sour sauce since I know you can just do 1:1 orange juice and BBQ sauce.

>>16706980
based

>>16711711
Personally, Im a sink coomer.

>>16711702
NOPE. Google it, "healing benefits of drinking your own urine".
Just copy and paste this in google.

There is this quite attractive chick that has a whole youtube video on it.
Many other people have articles on it as well.

>>16710606
>Yeah hang on let me stick a knife in a light socket, fuck norms we don't need em amirite
you dont do this? how do you season your knives?

>>16706980
but why the fucking kitchen sink, this has to be bait

>>16714087
It's probably closer than the bathroom.

>>16706954
this is called cupping and is the standard way to determine the quality and flavor profile of a coffee without being impacted by brewing method.
if you like it, more power to you, but you might also like a pourover which is almost as simple and only requires a filter. just put on top of your cup and pour.

>>16706954
>>16710645
I bought this crap device 4 years ago. Used it maybe 25 times.
Every time I made coffee in it I still can taste that rubber seal in my coffee.
It's sitting in the pantry on the shelf collecting dust. One day I will throw this crap into the garbage bin.
And this is not some knock off, it is an original product.
That rubber seal inside of the tube is shit. I mean it seals great, but also transfers its rubbery taste when gets heated by hot water.
Overall garbage device.

I have also very nice stainless steal stove top moka pot, but I stopped using it, because it doesn't make enough coffee for me, so I switched to making coffee greek style, aka OP.
Love it. Simple and easy to clean.
The moka pot is relatively easy to clean, but cleaning pot after making greek coffee is much simpler and coffee tastes great.

>>16708131
i wash it with soap and water every single time. if it's actually seasoned properly it won't matter. no need to coat it in oil before storing. all that will get you is rancid oil.

If you want to make coffee at home and don't have any kind of coffee maker just boil water and then take it off the heat and wait about 10-15 seconds before adding your coffee. Then let it steep for 2-3 minutes and strain it through whatever you have at hand. That can be a cloth, a paper towel, a flour duster, or even a piece of plastic, paper, or styrofoam with some holes poked in it. A paper cup from McDonalds would work.

>>16708131
>>16714307
After I wipe it with blue shop towel I never oil the pan.
It still has enough of the oils left after wiping it.
Try it skipping the washing step, just wipe it.
Also I keep it most of the time on the top of the stove or inside of the stove with the glass lid off of it.
I found a two glass lids that fit my two different size cast iron pans and they work great if I need them covered during cooking.

>>16714316
>. Then let it steep for 2-3 minutes and strain it through whatever you have at hand. That can be a cloth, a paper towel, a flour duster, or even a piece of plastic, paper, or styrofoam with some holes poked in it. A paper cup from McDonalds would work.
Straining your coffee through old unwashed sock will give your coffee that rich nutty flavor with a hint of fermented vanilla.
.

>>16706954
You're an actual retard if you haven't figured out that you can do the exact same thing while easily filtering out the coffee grounds.
I figured that shit out at 13.

I use barbecue sauce as an ingredient when making homemade barbecue sauce. No regrets

>>16714316
>He uses his dirty old socks instead of spending a few bucks on coffee filters

>>16714451
>You're an actual retard if you haven't figured out that you can do the exact same thing while easily filtering out the coffee grounds.
>I figured that shit out at 13.
Don't get too excited grass hopper.
Filtering coffee is not always desirable.
When you filter coffee you also eliminate the majority of the very beneficial coffee oils.
So don't get too high on your "...hey everybody, look at me, I'm a genius"... horse.
If you are real coffee connoisseur and know thing or two about coffee you do desire to have those oils in your coffee.
But you sound like you are a McDonald's or Starbucks coffee drinker so we understand your excitement about your "phenomenal discovery'.

>>16711711
Here is a tip for my fellow sink pissers. If it smells in the kitchen just blame it on the dog.

>>16714506
I just add a quarter teaspoon of oil after filtration

>>16714525
I add a full teaspoon, noob

>>16707555
REPENT

>>16707482
Turkish coffee is made with fine coffee

>>16706954
why not put the grounds in a pot and then boil it for a few minutes with some sugar or something
pretty good desu

>>16707555
Might be bad for your teeth to do it like that but on the upside egg shells are high in calcium.

>>16714576
cowboy coffee

>>16713960
This makes me want to form a lynch mob and hang all the pseuds.

>>16709610
but he doesn't want his coffee to taste like shit

>>16706954

>>16714525
Is it a motor oil?

>>16711786
I actually have a bottle of this I haven't tried yet. You are right about the vinegary taste and the sourness. It has a nice heat to it though, not too much. I like it, it's a good sauce. I can see a few drops of this going onto some scrambled eggs or maybe even a breakfast burrito.

>>16711711
Reporting in. The bathroom is too far away and I can just turn the hot water faucet on anyways.

>>16714576
>why not put the grounds in a pot and then boil it for a few minutes
Very bad idea.
You don'y want to boil coffee, you want to bring to almost a boiling point, like when you are making Greek coffee.
Boiling coffee (especially for few minutes) destroys the coffee, especially the very beneficial coffee oils.
Google how to make Greek coffee, (is is very simple), and you will be veery happy making coffee that way.

>>16714779
making fire with spaghetti....

>>16714718
you are just an uneducated pleb.
google it and learn something
don't be just a piece of brainless meat relying on TV commercials

>>16714853
Lmao you drink the shit your body excretes as a waste product, go fuck yourself retard. Double digit IQ's shouldn't be able to vote.

>>16714879
Educate yourself before you open your piehole next time, pleb.

>>16714879
Why do you think doctors collect human feces in order to extract microbial flora in order to heal some very serious diseases in humans.
What about urine of mares (female horses) used to make medicine to heal women and their menopausal problems.
You are just dumb brain washed brain dead uneducated idiot.
I'm not even going to waste my time to provide you with links. You are not worthy even this response from me, because you are so primitive and stupid.

>>16714915
>>16714949
Trolldle dee and trolldle dum lmao
>source: just trust me bro
At least put some effort into it. Or you know, seek professional help for the internal issues that make you enjoy misleading people or seeing other people in stress. You'll probably improve your own lives in the process.

>>16706954
Not so much as a food sin as a cooking sin I guess but I don't do anything fancy with chicken breast. If I'm in the house I'll just boil it and eat it with rice. If I'm outside I'll grill it and it'll be dry as fuck but I still like it for some reason.

>>16714949
>Why do you think doctors collect human feces in order to extract microbial flora in order to heal some very serious diseases in humans.
If you think extracting bacterial cultures from feces is the same thing as eating poop, your only goal is justifying your gross coprophilia fetish.

>>16714969
>>source:
Google, you brain dead dick head.

>>16714980
Learn to read and comprehend english, you dolt.

>>16715011
>source: Google

Stop posting selfies, lgbt turd.

>>16711711
20 years sink pisser here. Why yellow up the toilet when a dick high sink is there. Do the pee then run the water for a couple of seconds. Family are no wiser.

>don't drink coffee as its the drug of the slave class
>every time i drink tea i yell TEA EARL GRAY HOT at the wall even if it's not earl gray (but it's earl gray most of the time)
>make pizzas and immediately throw them in the fridge for midnight snack
>no ketchup ever unless its a minor ingredient in a complicated sauce

>>16714307
>all that will get you is rancid oil.
Sure, if you don't get it hot enough for a little smoke from the oil first.

>>16715276
did i ask you to reply to me? literally no one asked for your opinion so i dont know why you are posting

>>16714821
not my problem

>>16714545
There's a difference between Arabic coffee and Turkish coffee.

>>16712024
i did that once with salted seeds, never again

>>16714231
>Every time I made coffee in it I still can taste that rubber seal in my coffee.

The rubber seal never comes in contact with the liquid.

I eat it with a spoon right out of the jar

I also drink vinegar over ice sometimes when my roommates are asleep

>>16715443
i eat vegemite out of the jar but i couldn't handle that. jesus man

>>16706980
that's so fucking nasty, anyone who isn't used to the smell of piss can and will smell that.

>>16706954
Do westerners really have no clue on simply kitchen devices made for brewing home coffee?

>>16715844
do easterners really have this shit reading comprehension?

>>16715301
Very stupid response.

>>16715867
Do you?

Its easier and gives you less grinds.
>Needing a french press to make coffee when you have a coffee pot invented
lmao

>>16715844
>>16714231

>>16715929
If its not made from cast aluminium or iron it is absolute shit

>>16715948
I bought that exact one that thing was a piece of shit waste of $40

Food equipment made from aluminum is great to poison your body and give you an Alzheimer and other health problems.
Keep[ using it. It was made for an uneducated plebs.

>>16715979
You simply have no clue how to brew coffee with it lmao

>>16715984
Good thing i just use it to boil water with some coffee in it

>>16707831
There are people who sell restored seasoned cast iron skillets on eBay for like $20-30, the old ones are better because they're smooth as fuck. Then you just need to not scrub it with steel wool and you'll be fine--no further maintenance required.

>>16716000
Be an idiot and do whatever you like.
Obviously you are too poor to buy high quality stainless steel unit.

>>16716031
>stainless steel for making coffee

Absolute trash. Been brewing coffee with my aluminium moka all my life, its simple efficient to use and lasts a lifetime, unlike>>16714231

You just dont know how to properly use it lmao

>>16715994
>>16716052
Both of them, aluminum or ss, are very overrated pieces of shit.
Nothing absolutely fucking nothing special about them and the way they are making coffee.
Idiots who are making big deal that you need to be a rocket scientist to know how to properly use them are just idiots.
The are as simple to use as putting a pot of water to boil.

>>16715979
What is wrong with you? These make great coffee.

>>16711711
reporting in

>>16711711
Will 07.Nov - be the next 9/11 ???

>>16715016
You first you illiterate nigger.

>>16716110
rude

>>16716110
Maybe learn how to use punctuation. Wow, what an idiot.

>>16706980
Just be careful not to get your dick caught in the garbage disposal

>>16716083
I can find them anywhere for 10$ or less because everyone here uses them to make coffee at home

You could also use this but moka gets less grinds in the cup upon pouring

>>16715295
Fuck you too you dumb fuck.

>>16715984
>Still repeating this complete bullshit

>>16706980
>You can't piss in the sink!
>Because, it's... dirty, and gross, and stuff!

>>16706954
Comfy cowboy coffee. Based when camping but I can't really imagine having it as my primary brewing method

>>16716197
sorry newfag here, how do you make coffee with this? Just put in coffee, water and boil it?

>>16710645
Yeah I didn't like it. It had a taste. Sometimes there were errors that ruined the coffee. Like the filter missaligning so grounds get pushed through into the cup. Kind of awkward to use. No "ritual value". And you can't easily adjust the amount beyond a certain point. And it's aesthetics suck.
Honestly, out of 8 different tools and methods I have for making coffee it's absolute last place.

>>16716743
Yup. You can add a splash of cold water at the end and that helps the grounds settle to the bottom. And that's about it.

>>16716725
>>16706954
reminds me of the scene from the Grapes of Wrath, Steinbeck so-lovingly describing the Joads' first breakfast at the federal camp. Fresh clothes, good tools, a proper meal you could get something done on, he chucks the grounds out the bottom of his cup and they get up on about their day.

>>16716743
Add water, 2 small spoons of grounded coffee then set to boil. You can do this in almost any other bowl.

You know its ready when the coffee oils spring up wanting to get out and make a mess but thats why you always buy something with rounded outer lips for pouring, that way it prevents the coffee from spilling all over when you leave it 1 millisecond more after reaching boiling temperature

>>16711711
kitchen is between living room and bathroom
also bathroom is next to bedroom of kids
so I stop halfway for a quick piss and don't risk waking the kids

>>16716743
That is a Greek (or Turkish) method of making coffee.
Very easy.
Here is couple of videos.
Coffee is grounded to a very fine grind.

anon, you don't have to buy that special pot (called briki) at the begining, you can use small pot to make it so you can try it out if you like it.
I use a stainless steel small regular pot, 3 inches tall by 5 inches in diameter. It works perfect for me.
It makes enough coffee so I can drink it a cup and pour rest of it in my thermos to take it with me.
One advantage briki has, it has that special lip to pour your coffee out into a cup.
Otherwise there is nothing really different between regular pot and a briki.

Quote:
"Greek coffee is a strong brew of coffee, which is served with foam on the top (kaimaki) and the grounds at the bottom of the cup.
It is a style of coffee prepared using very finely ground coffee beans without filtering. “Ellinikos Kafes” is prepared in a special pot, called briki,
which comes in different sizes, to create the right amount of foam."

https://www.mygreekdish.com/recipe/greek-coffee-recipe-how-to-make-greek-coffee-ellinikos-kafes/

How to Make the Perfect Cup of Greek Coffee, videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bWDzjDofOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AwzDqFLy7w

>>16716197
>You could also use this but moka gets less grinds in the cup upon pouring
As this anon mentioned you get less grinds using moka pot, but I like taste of Greek style coffee better.
I get much more crema (that coffee foam) with Greek style coffee than with moka pot.
And cleaning is easier too.

>>16717099
>How to Make the Perfect Cup of Greek Coffee, videos.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bWDzjDofOk [Embed]
One thing with this video is that I don't let it boil that much as he does.
Just as soon it starts to foam it's done, then I lift it off of the stove. I put down for a second or two again, but don't let it boil too much.
Otherwise his presentation and other info he gave is very helpful.

>>16716723
the real redpill is pissing while showering

>>16712024
i was on a roadtrip with my friends once in a full car, the friend of mine in the middle seat was eating sunflower seeds but couldnt spit them out the window from his seat, so he kept trying to eat them whole and wash the shells down with warm milk that had been sitting out all day, and as you could probably guess he threw up all over the leather seats. good times

the tube boy
>>16710645
>the tube boy
>>16715371
>The rubber seal never comes in contact with the liquid.
the tube boy, you disgusting filthy liar. Of course the rubber seal comes in contact with the liquid, (the hot water).
Bottom of the rubber seal does. How do you think it pushes the liquid down.
You disgust me with your lies.
the tube boy, maybe you like it because your boyfriend is shoving that tube up your ass.

Looks like I'm not the only one who thinks that the 'tube' Aero Press is a piece of garbage.
>>16716763

>>16717600
>Of course the rubber seal comes in contact with the liquid, (the hot water).
>Bottom of the rubber seal does. How do you think it pushes the liquid down.

It compresses the air in the cylinder forming a barrier between the rubber and the liquid.
At least use the thing you're trying to shill against at least once instead of making it obvious you've never even seen a youtube video.

>>16715443
>I also drink vinegar over ice sometimes when my roommates are asleep
Like actual white vinegar? You're gonna mess up your esophagus like that

>>16715984
The aluminum is typically anodized or otherwise coated to prevent the formation of aluminum oxide, which is what actually fucks up your brain. The only hazard is in using aluminum foil which is uncoated, but unless you're eating off of or cooking with foil every other night it's really a non issue.

>>16706954
I would say at that point you're actually steeping coffee like tea rather than brewing it.

>>16717907
>The aluminum is typically anodized or otherwise coated to prevent the formation of aluminum oxide, which is what actually fucks up your brain.
Acidic foods like tomatoes or coffee very quickly destroying that coating in aluminum kitchen equipment.
Only poor uneducated plebs still using aluminum and not stainless steel.

>>16715107
>a dick high sink is there
How fucking low are your sinks? I'm 6'1 and all my sinks come up to above my waistline. Do you live in a former midget hut?

>>16715295
That is one angry nigger

>>16713960
>>16714718
I rather drink my own urine than some shitty coffee.
I'm sure my own piss will be healthier and more beneficial.

>>16710774
>>16711547
One time, I got wasted at an all you can eat hybrid Asian place. They had raw meat for the Mongolian grill right next to sashimi. My drunk ass ate raw chicken thinking it was fish. I was fine.

>>16711670
Another time I got wasted at a party and started eating pistachios with the shell on. It was also fine.

>>16713960
>>16718190
>I rather drink my own urine than some shitty coffee.
>I'm sure my own piss will be healthier and more beneficial.

What Are the Risks and Benefits of Drinking Urine?
https://www.healthline.com/health/drinking-urine

The Golden Fountain - Is urine the miracle drug no one told you about?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3032615/

This Woman Swears Drinking Her Own Pee Solved Her Chronic Health Problems.
https://www.health.com/mind-body/woman-drinks-urine-for-health

Man claims drinking his own urine has kept him healthy for 23 years.
https://www.joe.ie/life-style/chinese-man-claims-drinking-his-own-urine-has-kept-him-healthy-for-23-years-551377

Why/How to Drink Your Own Urine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF_UV8UXsTI

Why You Should Drink Your Own Urine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-CEukmbJ7E

>>16713960
>>16718190
>I rather drink my own urine than some shitty coffee.
>I'm sure my own piss will be healthier and more beneficial.

What Are the Risks and Benefits of Drinking Urine?
https://www.healthline.com/health/drinking-urine

The Golden Fountain - Is urine the miracle drug no one told you about?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3032615/

This Woman Swears Drinking Her Own Pee Solved Her Chronic Health Problems.
https://www.health.com/mind-body/woman-drinks-urine-for-health

Man claims drinking his own urine has kept him healthy for 23 years.
https://www.joe.ie/life-style/chinese-man-claims-drinking-his-own-urine-has-kept-him-healthy-for-23-years-551377

Why You Should Drink Your Own Urine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-CEukmbJ7E

We Learn About Urine Therapy With Julia Sillaman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O0EBk1xd4c

Urine Drinkers Explain Alternative Lifestyle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6K7oW91-s4&t=2s

>>16718271
>>16718327
Take your meds retard

My own urine is my medicine.
You uneducated plebs go and drink coffee and take over the counter synthetic crap.

>>16711711
I used to be when I was deep in alcoholism.

>>16711711
Sinkpissing is a guilty pleasure of mine. Forever afraid of someone finding out.

I am a pretentious snobby faggot when it comes to food/cooking, but every now and then I'll have shitty fast food or instant meals.

>>16718520
I hope you lose both legs and your dick in an auto accident because you are the worst type of person.

>>16717335
I piss in the shower all the time. My ex used to always want me to pee on her in the shower and then that moved to soaking her in my piss while she laid on a towel in the bedroom. Then she wanted it in her face and mouth. It’s a hard thing to piss on someone at first after a lifetime of being taught not to

>>16718573
Did you ever, y'know, piss in her vagina while having sex?

>>16718552
Joke's on you, I already lost my legs and dick to a boating accident.

>>16718573
i shit in the shower every day like clockwork. i drink a lot of coffee so my shower shit is runny like gravy so it flows down the drain nicely.

enjoy that mental image. can we go back to talking about food faux pars now?

>>16718580
Never directly in but I would put man hose right up against her and blast it full force she’d spasm from the feeling

>>16718586
One time I sharted in the shower and it sprayed all over the wall. I swear for a moment the smear looked exactly like a silhouette of Abraham Lincoln with his iconic hat on, but the spatter of shower water ruined it too quickly for me to get a photo.

>>16718597
truly a memory wroth grasping for an eternity

I like to eat breakfast cereal. In a bowl. I put the cereal in first, then I pour the milk. And I'll eat it all with a spoon.

>>16710478
hah, faggot

i don't know if it's a sin but i usually eat standing up when i'm at home.

i'll sit at restaurants and in other people's homes but when i'm at my home i'll eat at the kitchen bench instead of sitting at the table.

i don't know why i do that.

>>16718626
Probably for efficiency? If you're preparing food, there's a decent chance you'll have to clean up your bench. Better to just stay there and clean only the bench, rather than cleaning your bench AND your table.

>>16718642
that could be it. i'm probably just being lazy. plus i'm sitting on a motorcycle all day delivering other people's food so it's nice to stand for a bit to stretch my legs and get closer to god.

When I order takeout/delivery, I'll just eat it directly out of the container. My family thinks I'm trashy for not having the sense to transfer the food onto a plate before eating. I'm referring to single-portion containers. If it's meant to be shared, I'll gladly do whatever the majority is comfortable with.

>>16718647
that's not a sin. it's a lifestyle!

>>16718642
no, i figured it out. i'm a sloppy eater and i like to lean over the plate while i eat so the plate catches the food falling out of my mouth. it's easier to lean over the plate whilst standing over it then when you're sitting. i should probably wear a bib but then i'll never have sex again.

sorry. i have autism. please be patient.

>>16706965
1. Pour hot water over coffee grounds
2. Place tea strainer over separate mug
3. Pour coffee into the cup thru the tea strainer

>>16718647
Your family likes to waste water and damage the environment by dirtying dishes that have no need to be dirtied.

>>16718686
Strain through teeth, spit out the solids.

>>16714821
>Greek coffee
Not a thing

>>16718700
Smelly turk detected.

>>16710713
Dude, fix your toilet. None of those are hard to fix problems.

>>16717930
The idea that aluminum "causes alzheimers" is completely baseless pseudoscience bullshit.

>>16710645
I'm not a fan of all that plastic and hot water. This is what I use for camping.

>>16706954
Pre-heating for not a long enough time. Forgive me father.

>>16718271
>>16718327
>Making up "health benefits" to justify your fetish
>At best it does nothing, at worst you can develop Gout because of uric acid buildup

>>16719178
Don't be so dismissive of its benefits.

>>16719761
There are none, but that's pretty par for the course for this kind of magical thinking bullshit.

>>16717834
>compress
What is inverted method. Who's the dumb nigger who is talking out off their are now?

>>16707555
This so much this take my upvote and leave

I thaw seafood under warm water even though the package says to use cold water.

>doood just put all the shit your body is trying to get rid of back into your body

>>16716723
go back to /qa/, loser.

>>16719899
UNEDUCATED DETECTED.

>>16708541

I knew a guy who worked at a hospital and would piss in the sinks of his patients' restrooms. He got caught by a family member of a patient one time, now he's a registered sex offender.

>>16706954
That's called cowboy coffee and it's a perfectly valid way of making coffee, don't like anyone tell you otherwise

>>16706987
By the time you're plunging extraction is completely over. You also aren't generating even close to the amount of pressure for it to matter

>>16721429
hnnmmmmfff damn i wanna jerk of in his mouth

>>16706954
That's the soviet way of brewing it and there's is nothing wrong with that

>>16721629

Craig?? Is that you..?

>>16721629
Stay on topic, you dumb degenerate disgusting piece of subhuman shit.

>>16707555
I just spit tea over my keyboard fuck you

>>16721739
>I just spit tea over my keyboard fuck you
There was absolutely nothing funny about that stupid post, so I'm not sure if you are even dumber than that anon who posted that stupidity.

>>16721723
Hot

>>16721771
Absolutely seething with envy. Which of your posts was ignored in this thread?

>>16719905
So you finally watched a youtube video about folks incorrectly using it upside down? Well done.

>>16706986
Did you and your sister have to take an underwater weighing test?

>>16715371
Then what is it sealing

>>16706965
My grandfather was a coal miner. Died from black lung a long time back. Used to brew coffee in a pot on the stove, pour it in his cup, and drink it grounds and all. Said it helped break up the shit in his chest.

>>16718686
Get a load of moneybags over here with his two mugs.

>>16706954
It is not about the brewing method, it is about the proper fresh grind.

>>16714316
>then take it off the heat and wait about 10-15 seconds before adding your coffee
what could 10-15 seconds possibly do?

>>16718583
Pleb, I lost both my dicks and my leg in an aviation accident

>>16718597
Posts like this are why I can't leave this place top kek

>>16717335
Literally everyone does this and I fucking HATE it. I hate sharing showers with people who fucking piss in them. I don't want to stand where you've pissed in my bare feet. Fuck you.
>>16718573
Scat and watersports are like the only two fetishes I'll never ever try. I even tried dd/lg and I hate that shit.

>>16721376
>Uneducated because I'm not retarded enough to buy pseudoscience bullshit about a fetish
https://www.webmd.com/diet/health-benefits-drinking-urine#1

>>16709692
I am an alcoholic and I piss in my kitchen sink and bottles regulary. Is this really that common with alcoholics?

>>16721497
The point more is that you're filtering it and emulsifying the oils into the water.

>>16708661
My brother's fiance is a Viet and they always eat Pho with sriracha. I don't really get the issue with it.

>>16722328
Heh

>>16715646
>smelly piss
>not staying hydrated

>>16723204
Newfag=detected

>>16723029
I think it's western brainwashing that if you make major changes to a dish's flavor then you're being a rude jerk to the chef or something. But they're missing that Pho is basically the bacon & eggs of Vietnamese cuisine, and it's expected that you use whatever you feel like making it taste like.

My parents neighbor went to Alaska and caught a big ass fucking salmon and cut it into fillets himself, and then I guess he froze the fillets and traveled with them from Alaska to the southeastern United States and gave my dad a filet of salmon. It was huge, it was like the size of a dinner plate. I suggested that my dad put a tiny amount of salt and pepper on the fillet and cook it in the pan on the stove.

My dad proceeded to cover it with curry powder and blast it on the grill until it was a dry burnt piece of trash.

I’ve never been so upset before in my life.

>>16722450
Full respect to your grandfather the coal miner.
They did very important and very dangerous job in those days to keep the economy going and lights and heat on.

Interesting use of coffee. especially the grounds.

>>16723809
Sorry your father is brain damaged

I dont claw grip my veggies when cutting them.

>>16723880
Based grandfather respecter

>>16723934
He doesn’t use the stove or oven for cooking meat or fish, he always uses the fucking grill. He says it’s fast and easy, but so is putting a pork chop or steak on the stove for 10 minutes. Maybe it’s a boomer thing to cook everything on the grill.

>>16724042
I like grilling, but that's because charcoal and wood smoke make for a distinctly different taste than cooking on the stove.

But if anything you need to be a better cook on a grill than you are on a stove because there's less control over the heat (unless you're a lazy fuck using propane).

>>16707781
Thats because blood rushes into it which makes it warm

>>16723739
Anybody who puts ketchup on bacon and eggs is trashy, though.

I drink worcestershire straight from the bottle

>>16723809
>cover it in a 50 50 mix of kosher and brown sugar
>wait 1-3 hours
>wash it all off
>get it totally dry
>put it in the oven for 2 hours at 200°
>let it cool for 10 minutes wrapped

there you go super simple super easy salmon that tastes amazing.

I dip pizza in caesar dressing

I use my tiny rice cooker to make anything from scrambled eggs to chilli con carne without cleaning it every single time

get yourself a rice cooker frens especially if you're a broke college student like me

>>16715881
are you completely retarded? the whole point of the thread is OP not wanting to buy additional devices

>>16724252
wait, what else are you supposed to do?

>>16722328
lol, nice reference. takes me back

>>16724863
You must have been the smartest girl in your class ;))

>>16722482
Real city slicker with mugs imported from Far East

>>16717099
How do the pipes not get full of sand?

>>16714464
>Anon, I love your homemade BBQ sauce, what's the recipe?
>Just a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays

I haven't sharpened my knife in the 15 years I've owned it. I just stop cutting before it hit the cutting board.

I like boiling chicken, shredding it, and eating it with peanut butter & sriracha.
When I get shitty cheap pizza, I like drizzling bacon ranch on it.
I put hot sauce on most things I eat.
I eat leftovers from the fridge without reheating them.
I add beer to whatever I'm cooking about half the time. The missus and I drink a lot of crafts, so we usually have something around that's decent for the dish.
We use paper plates & bowls with plastic utensils so we don't have to wash as many dishes.

>>16711711
>>16706980
Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss

>>16715443
Unbelievably based

So many stupid low IQ fucking 15 years old douchebags posting very stupid brainless shit,
and bunch of other stupid 15 years old brainless low IQ fucks douchebags responding to it thinking it's funny.
Fuuucking low lives.

>>16726164
Sorry you don't get all the (you)s you think you deserve. Maybe this isn't the place for you?

>>16726198
That was my first post, you brain dead low IQ douchebag, so getting (you)s doesn't apply.
Engage your brain next time before you post. Assuming you have a brain. .

>>16726212
Here's another one. Feeling included yet?

>>16723809
damn i would've went to alaska just to eat that as a sashimi. Also i would've loved to put the roe in a a jar of Shoyu to eat later. I might move to alaska in the future.

>>16706980
>>16716723
>get piss droplets everywhere
>putting your dick on the counter unless you're well over 6'

>>16706980
6' 5 sink pisser here. Too much splashback in regular toilets, so I either sit and chill, or piss in the sink, splash some water around and walk on out.

>>16708077
>>16707222
Trips and dubs know about based cowboy coffee but OP, as per usual, is a fag, and not only can't buy a simple and cheap device like a V60, an AeroPress or a French Press but can't even be bothered to just throw some fucking cold water on the damn grounds.

>>16725786
>We use paper plates & bowls with plastic utensils so we don't have to wash as many dishes.
Everything else is acceptable, but this is not. Stop being a human landfill.

>>16718647
unless it needs to be reheated its totally fine to eat out of the container.

>>16722328

>>16725786
>peanut butter and sriracha
that actually kinda makes sense, satay is a thai savory peanut sauce thats pretty good, so you are doing something kinda like that.

>>16707555
You could easily cut both kiwi fruit and eggs in half and eat them with a spoon.

i post the mcchicken pasta all the time but i dont even like them

>>16715844
*explodes in your face*

>>16709732
Body: I don't need this anymore
Human: oh geeze there's a leak and some stuff got out, I better put it back inside
Body: >:(

>>16712024
This, the shell has all the flavor, good jaw gainz too because grinding it into a fine paste takes a minute

I like to experiment with tastes and variations on recipes (besides I'm a pothead). Today I made a base pastry cream and mixed in two spoonfuls of peanut butter in. It's a sin because IT'S INSANELY DELICIOUS. How didn't I thought of it before. Next time I'm chopping some dark chocolate to add as well. God, I love treats like this.

>>16728427
It's quite common and natural for animals with a single stomach to consume their own excrement to further meet their nutritional needs.

>>16711711
Changed my life. Splash water on your cock for maximum cleanliness

>>16729990
Post sinks

>>16711711
why ofcourse
https://soundcloud.com/user-898842596/i-piss-in-sinks

I make chocolate chip cookies with craisins instead of chocolate chips