/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Faggots can contain as much as 230% of your daily dose of OP per serving.

>>16713235
Half truths and misrepresentation

>>16713235
butric acid is literally in everything you eat
yes including crayons

>>16713413
don't eat crayons bro

>>16713235
Go play in a mud puddle, brit. Watching Q-i and their anti American rhetoric doesn't make England better than a shitty meme. If it weren't for USA giving you an allowance, the UK would be no better off than Italy or Poland economically.

>>16713696
>don't eat crayons bro
Why not?

>>16713235
What would this chad bread be without our little bird friends, ortolon?
Don't you just love the French?

>>16713738
I prefer chalk myself, it has better mouthfeel.

>>16713738
they turn you straight

>>16713747
Well alright, just don't knock it 'til you try the Crayola ones. Off-brands are shit.

>>16713714
eat more vomit chocolate and have a pint of corn syrup on me pal

>>16713235
>American cheese is synthetic

>>16713235
>>Milk has pus and blood in it
uhhhh

>>16713759
Seethe more bitch or ill take away your allowance and you can become an honorary Slav/poorfag.

Also, britbongs have an obesity problem. You'd think with
>muh superior ingredients
They'd be fine, yeah? But they're also fat. Maybe because they're just gluttonous dipshits.

>>16713804
I don't know what oddly specific problem you've got with the brits but I doubt any of them are even in this thread

so cope mutt

>>16713235
>rent free the thread
LMAO

>>16713804
It's illegal to sell honey as corn syrup in my country. Why is the USA so messed up?

>>16713714
>>16713804
>>16713293
>>16713814
>post random disturbing facts about low quality food
>mutts interpret it as an attack on their culture

pottery

>>16713235
Can you maybe save some secrets for the rest of us to share, please?

>>16713738
Only Marines can eat crayons, if we eat them they would starve.

>>16713822
>post literal misinformation for shits and giggles
>mostly about the state of us food industry
>get a retard full-on proclaiming its not american related and trying to outsmart mutt midwits
>while being a midwit
go cook some food or something, get busy, get away from your screens and keep it food related

t. midwit coper

American chocolate is literally filled with insect parts

>>16713822
>>post random disturbing facts
But that is not what you actually did now is it anon
You posted some urban legends that are not true and you are now crying because you got called out

>>16713993
If anyone is allergic to both coffee and chocolate, it's often that they are allergic to cockroaches (traces found in both) than they are of those two things.

The very tip of peppers have a small portion of tissue that has no capsaicin at all, allowing you to taste a hot peppers true flavor without the heat. Learned this trick from a pepper breeder. Many peppers actually have amazing fruit flavors, which are entirely hidden by capsaicin.

>>16713235
>>Hershey's chocolate contains vomit
false, they share one ingredient they also share with cheese
>Chicken and flour in USA are washed in bleach
true as far as i know
>Most of the honey sold in USA is actually just corn syrup
sauce? I dont think ive ever seen corn syrup on the ingredient list of something sold as honey
>Milk has pus and blood in it
wouldnt be surprised, but also wouldnt be surprised if its such a negligible percent its not even worth mentioning
>Peanut butter is allowed to contain rodent hair
>Shrimp feed mainly on feces
dont know, dont care

>>16714211
all commercially sold honey is cut with a fair amount of corn syrup, ostensibly to prevent it from crystallizing, but mostly for {{{profit}}}.

>>16713898
why are you seething so bad it could've been an interesting thread. but no. you had to have a spergout

>>16714373
It was never a good thread, you are just a fag

>>16714320
>looks at my honey container
>no ingredients list
which jar of honey can I trust without having to pay a fortune

>>16713235
Honey becomes toxic when heated at high temperatures and that includes pasteurization.
There are no health benefits to any store bought honey available.

>>16713993
All food contains insect parts. The only difference between Americans and non-Americans is that Americans actually go to the effort to test and track how much is in the food that they make instead of pretending that it doesn't exist.

>>16714519
>Honey becomes toxic when heated at high temperatures

>>16714514
it's fine as long as it isn't sourced from overseas. passing off adulterated honey as pure is quite illegal in the US, the issue is that honey coming from other countries (like Chinkistan) is frequently cut with other stuff and it is difficult for importers to test for this. So just stop being a jew and buy local

>ITT: consumer protection laws don't exist

>>16714903
Did you know in new Zealand they don't have laws regarding repackaging, so you could import a shit load of something from China and just package it in new Zealand and call it made in new Zealand. Sounds pretty stupid to me

>>16714514
buy local or test yours if it can crystalize it's honey otherwise it's not

>>16714211

Honey being cut with corn syrup is a world wide problem and most of it comes from china.
Fun fact in india the biggest company cutting hony with syrup was rewarded by governement because it made "honey" more affordable.

Also in the US you should not care about pus and blood in milk since there is no way it's not pasteurized. Supposedly those bodily fluid can be prevented by milking the cow manually

>>16714928
I mean, if you want to get down to that, there's the good old story of how Spain produces most of Europe's olives and olive oils, much of which is shipped over to Italy in bulk so companies can put the vaunted "Bottled in Italy" statement on their products.

>>16714957
>Honey being cut with corn syrup is a world wide problem and most of it comes from china.
I mean, China is the second largest producer and consumer of corn syrup worldwide, and its predicted to overtake sugar within the decade.

>>16714972
chinas huge so measuring their consumption against any other county besides india is pointless.

>>16715538
What, do you want me to point out that they consume more corn syrup than India? Fuck off. The sweetener shift is happening in the PRC and they acknowledge it.

Marbou exists outside of Sweden.

>>16714966
I think the same thing is done with Spanish saffron and Iran, though Spain does grow their own saffron as well.

>>16713235
Europeans have no real food regulations and allow shit like this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

>>16713235
You just ruined my day

>>16713747
>not drinking ink
ngmi

>>16713696
Fuck you I love grayons

>>16716271
>and allow shit like this

>no food regulations
>food regulators identify low standard and cheating
>fixes it and fines/arrests scum involved

This is a success story of a regulation system that works you moron.

The only reason why you don't have these huge scandalous 'news stories' in the USA is precisely because your food regulations are not only worse but so shit that a lot of things that would not stand at all in Europe are perfectly accepted by average USA consumers ignorant or not.

>>16713235
In the US people are not allowed to eat the yellow part of kinder eggs

>>16714029
False again

>>16713741
I know the eurofags shit on American patriotism with rednecks flying flags on their trucks and whatnot but that's nothing compared to those frenchies covering their heads with their flag while they eat!

>>16713898
>>16714017
Kek. The fish keep biting.
You can pretend that it's a moral stance all you want and that you "merely call out misinformation", yet in a lot of threads you find obviously wrong info and memes about a lot of cuisines and noone calls it out. The second anglos think their culture is under attack though they start reeing.

>>16716621
What do you mean?

>>16716802
It's a joke lol. Pretty good one too.

>>16716444
>This is a success story of a regulation system that works
If it worked you wouldn't have had horse meat being sold in the first place little fat euromutt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKV87Dr8hCQ
>according to the FDA your PB could have rodent hair, feces, insect parts, and eggs
>10 or more insect parts or eggs could be in 8oz of raisins
>4 and a half rodent hairs and insect parts are allowed in 225g pasta
Bonus: 2:21 there is a retard that loves eating bugs

>it's mutt Hershey defense force defending their vomit chocolate thread again
*yawn*

>>16716826
I like it. Probably because I am American and it's what I associate as the classic chocolate. Euro chocolate from Aldi tastes overly sweet like a bunch of powdered sugar was stirred into it and it melts really fast. I like the bite of Hershey's and it's substantial but it melts if you need it to. Perfect for smores

>>16715542
china may be the second largest producer and consumer of corn syrup, but that's in comparison to other countries individually. China being the main culprit behind exporting honey that's cut with corn syrup is in comparison with all other countries combined.

it's a failure in logic to conflate these two data sets as somehow complimenting each other.