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How do you eat these things? Is there some preferred dipping sauce?

>> No.16724274

>>16724263
Molten chocolate or just cram them.

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>>16724263
>Create fire
>Prep your graham cracker and chocolate sliver
>Toast with the heat of flame to your liking
>Place betwixt two graham crackers, the heat of the moltenmallow will begin to melt the chocolate

Or just combine all ingredients and throw it in the microwave for 20 seconds like a filthy fucking animal.

>> No.16724366

>>16724296
Man. If there's one thing I miss ever since moving from my parent's house it's the fireplace. Winters were always peak comfy with a fire

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>>16724366
Gotta sit out back with the chiminea, chief.

>> No.16724411

>>16724263
>Is there some preferred dipping sauce?
BBC semen

>> No.16724532

>>16724263
By shoveling them into my mouth by the handful out of the bag while sitting on the couch watching shitty movies.
>>16724366
>fireplace
Just make a little bonfire out back, my man.

>> No.16724548

>>16724274
where?

>> No.16724550

letting a gigantic marshmallow melt in hot cocoa is dank

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>>16724263
>he waits until the marshmallow catches fire and forms a black crust to blow it out

>> No.16724584

>>16724581
>30 posts in

I've lost all hope for this nu-male shit board

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>>16724263
Mississippi mud cake

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>>16724584

>> No.16724728

>>16724263
I dip marshmallows in my own cum. In fact, I often dip them all in my cum, one by one. I enjoy having the cum slowly ooze out of the marshmallow. Sometimes I lick the cum off the marshmallows after the dip. Sometimes I don't even lick the cum off the marshmallows. I enjoy the cum in and on the marshmallows because I really enjoy getting fucked and being fucked. If I weren't fucking my friend's sister's friend then I probably would never have been introduced to the world of making love to a woman and I'd be missing out on some fun. But it just doesn't seem right not to fuck your own sister, now does it?

>> No.16725221

>>16724263
Straight out of the fridge and chew them only using your front teeth.

>> No.16725227

>>16724589
Makes me sad to think she's probably dead

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>>16724263
Acquire fluff
Acquire peanutbutter (chunky preferred)
Spread fluff on ones side if bread
Spread PB on the other
Press the two together
Enjoy.

>> No.16725473

>>16725452
Yeah enjoy your fucking diabetes and obesity

>> No.16725505

>>16724263
>How do you eat these things?
Roast over an open flame until soft, then ignite, wait 5 seconds, blow out, let cool 5 seconds, whole thing in the mouth in a single bite.

>> No.16725508

>>16725473
Stop projecting.

>> No.16725527

>>16724263
aside from using in recipes I have one way to prepare them
microwave them until they get really big and then as soon as they begin to deflate stop and stir them with a fork continuously. once it cools you can peel it off of the plate

>> No.16725550

>>16725473
Compare the labels. Fluff has less sugar and a larger serving size than typical store bought jelly

>> No.16725557

>>16725452
is this not some kind of job title for when someone is able to do both?

>> No.16725659

>>16725473
You don't eat them daily, weekly or monthly you dumb nigger. You sound like a fucking whiney little jew. "Nooooo i cant eat that, if i do i'll to to hell and its against the torah. You cant eat it either goyim, its not right."

Fucking kike.

Fluff is shelf stable for YEARS btw.

>> No.16725690

>>16725508
>t. fatso

>> No.16725695

>>16724548
in mouth or anus. you can find videos of both online

>> No.16726004

>>16724263
You don't.

>> No.16726239

>>16724263
I just eat an entire bag slowly over the course of a week.