/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16757095
That's disgusting

>>16757204
This is German

>>16757204
Do americans really?

I have interesting webms and you people just want a shitty /int/ thread fuck you

>>16757204
>Pures Leben
Ah yes, English therefore from America.

I can't remember why I have this.

>>16757220
That actually is interesting. I love seeing automated production lines.

>>16757333
Basically sliced hamburger at that point

>>16757334
Here anon, have a sandwich.

>>16757333
Why do they put a layer of steaks between minced meat?

>>16757348
Isn't this the factory where humans touch absolutely everything involved without gloves or hairnets

>>16757349
>>16757333
MEAT ENGINEERING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olpSN6_TCc

>>16757358
Thanks, that's also interesting, even tho now I feel stupid for not considering it myself.
I was just wondering, since when you get a kebap, you can sometimes choose between kebap from sliced meat and from minced meat. I didn't know they still put slices in minced meat for stability.

>>16757212
Yes

>>16757452
>>16757457

>>16757452
imagine the legends the crabs must tell each other about the roller coaster of death

>>16757204
i never understood how the fuck her face is so clear. I eat mcdonalds one night and my face breaks out like crazy

>>16757220
>>16757242
I really enjoyed watching this, I love production line videos.

>>16757333
I've wondered for years how kebab was made, but was too lazy to find a video. Thanks anon.

>>16757172
>literally nothing wrong with this
>legit technique
>0 replies

>>16757204
>americunts
>9898 replies

>>16757547
It's the master race genes. She's Aryan

>>16757557
>read none of those replies
She's not American retard

>>16757406
I'd never thought about it until you pointed it out to be honest, I just happened to have seen that engineering video recently.

>>16757348
Where does such a large amount of pre-made food go? Does one factory supply most gas stations and supermarkets or something? It seems like a huge amount of perishable food.

>>16757590
That's my home kitchen. I eat a lot.

>>16757574
This much paste can not legally be called Kebab in the EU.

>>16757663
How do you keep it together without the ground meat in between?

>>16757671
Meat will do that naturally. Never grilled meat skewers?

>>16757555
you play factorio or shit like that? shit's fun

>>16757687
Not that anon, but that one >>16757334
And I love the shit out of Factorio

>>16757574
source? that's a disturbing amount of plastic

>>16757694
fuck yeah bro

>>16757687
I tried but frankly don't have the brain to set up complex automated systems. I am really really bad at streamlining production - I understood how each part worked but could not turn it into a system. Feels bad.

>>16757216
That's mett

>>16757663
Have you eaten a kebab in the EU? It can barely be called meat.

>>16757705
you gotta pay more than 2€ to get a good one

>>16757276
What's the red stuff? Pickled beets? This would be great if he didn't drown it in gravy and cheese

>>16757701
just experiment and you'll get there, my man

i think automation would be an interesting career. it's weird to think there's a ruling class that pays engineers to build machines so they can grow their empires. like, they're playing irl factorio.

>>16757333
>no seasoning
What's the fucking point? And why would you pay for this cold?

>>16757663
TIL I learned that one of my favorite restaurants is basically serving me kabob-flavored SPAM

will still keep eating there

>>16757574
Why is the ground meat orange?

>>16757452
*sip* yup, Quake was a good game

>>16757725
some of the food trucks near me buy it pre-sliced, and i always stop going there once i notice, which is immediately when it's served to me, you can just tell

also, arby's has a gyro. i wonder if this is from one of their suppliers? there's no way those employees are slicing kebab. i bet that shit comes in bags and gets dumped into warmers. as for seasoning, that pink stuff is probably already seasoned enough for the entire cone.

>>16757729
Seasoning

>>16757729
probably paprika or annatto or maybe even nitrates/nitrites or whatever, i don't really know for sure, but those are the usual reasons

>>16757602
God I wish I had a bro to cook with

>>16757602
that's called a chip butty, iirc? not my sort of thing, but looks like they put some soul into it

i've made fries like that, although skipped the second fry/freezing, and shit was awesome, will make them that way forever now

>>16757590
The scale of food production is hard to fathom. That machine looks like it's making about four sandwiches every three seconds, or 4800 an hour, which is probably only enough to supply a small chain of shops.

>>16757765
I could watch this all day I think.

>>16757781
would be an interesting job to work for a couple weeks

>>16757602
their smile is so wholesome and creepy at the same time

>>16757796
You just zone out and daydream about shit.
Or go mad.

>>16757765
What are they doing with all those eggs?

>>16757864
That chick turned out about how I would have expected.

>>16757695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDBAb_SRdo

>>16757895
That's fucking rad. Automated food production equipment is my jam and would have totally been what I went into if I didn't go the opposite path.
Love shows like How It's Made too.

>>16757864
the cake looks alright but that was the cringiest thing i've seen in a while

>>16757796

these people are bred and raised to do this job. Epsilon work for epsilon people

>>16757765
How do they get out of there?

>>16757547
The magic of lots and lots of concealer.

>>16757765
Yeah I worked in a barracks kitchen once, shits nuts

>>16757864
imagine being in a fancy restaurant andbordering that cake as dessert. It's the best you've had so you ask if you can compliment the chef. Then that woman comes out and says some autistic shit like
>uguuuuu someone liked my boxy lamonzz? >___<

>>16757864
Appreciate the time you had before you listened to this creature.

>>16758069
Pretty sure this is how my little bro sees me when I prep. He was a prep cook for a while he pretty much has to leave the room for his own sanity when I'm cooking kek

>>16758086
I would make a joke but I'm just as bad kek

>>16757895
>ideal for vulnerable meat mass
I'm pretty sure it's a bit more than vulnerable at that point.

>>16757864
>aggressive nom

>>16757590
hospitals, prisons, schools, railway stations, mobile food vendors, workplace cafeterias, supermarkets & convenience stores

>>16757328
>petergabriel-sledgehammer.webm

>>16758069
>>16758086
Now ask yourself how much you trust the hygiene of this person.

>>16757602
this gives me the weirdest homosexual vibes everytime i see this

>>16757328
Based Boska. I have a cheese slicer by them

>>16757895
>vulnerable meat mass
>homemade look and feel of end product

>>16758073
F-Fast

>>16757452
This kills the crab

>>16757452
This makes the white people cry. lol

>>16757220
That is a sharp ass blade to be able to just slice through the wheels of cheese that fast. I wonder how many times they replace it/sharpen it in a day

>>16757538
One would have to survive the ride in order to inform the rest. Would that be inhumane to allow one to survive?

>>16758292
It's always weird seeing Jack with two working arms

>>16758465
Is he actually that crippled by his strokes?

>>16758391
They've already been cooked though, they're long dead.

>>16758470
His right arm is dead, yes

>>16757864
OH GOD DO I HATE FATE PEOPLE

>>16758470
his right arm is basically dead, it limps by his side while he clumsy tries to do everything with one hand

>>16757671
meat will stick together when cooked while compressed

>>16757864
this individual represents everything I hate in westerns

>>16757725
you put the seasoning while you assemble the abomination

>>16758833
can't remember seeing that person in any cowboy movie

>>16757452
>>16757457
>Stroggification.webm

>>16757972
They have to cook all the eggs

>>16758452
It looks like an ultrasonic blade, marketing gumpf claims they're supposed to go without maintenance for "thousands" of hours.

>>16758871
>T. "cowboy movie" auteur

>>16757574
Jesus this is my dream job. Leave my mind for 8 hours and just stab meat onto a stick

>>16758048
I audibly chuckled

>>16757348
Do bongs really?

>>16757216
Americans hate raw meat

>>16757851
Makes me think it's for events, I knew someone that had to stencil Amway logos into 609 tiny cakes for multiple days for their annual conventions and things like that.

>>16757204
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>>16757228
why do these same shitty cooking gifs keep getting posted?

>>16759086
Ritualposting and/or autism. And they keep getting (you)s

>>16757452
something tells me this might be of japanese origin
>going over the top with machinery for simple things, but still awesome

>>16757765
>yeah, we shared out the work equally on our group project

>>16757864
kill it with fire

>>16757224
Less sauce and more bacon and I'd be down for that.

>>16757602
Did they fuck?

>>16757864
Man, that is really cringe but I can't really get angry at it because she just gives this vibe of being insecure. The cringe fags that really get me boiling are the ones that look like they love the smell of their own farts.

Where's the anon with all the mildly desolate automatic cake decoration webms?

>>16759086
you keep replying, retard

>>16757726
kebab meat and gyro meat is chock full of fillers like many sausages to make it cheaper.

>>16757895
is this where all the kebab in germany comes from? I wouldn't doubt it

>>16757864
do normies find this stuff entertaining or was she shit on by them as well?

>>16759460
>>16759272
>she

>>16759465
looks like a fat dyke

>>16757457
Really hope there aren't smart alien crabs out there.

>>16757547
You burn the PUFAs and other garbage you eat, she stores them

>>16757452
>>16757457
They are already dead when this process happens. This is not a bad thing. Further, crustacean consciousness is basically insectile.

>>16759241
Regretting watching this while taking a shit

>>16757222
How am I supposed to eat that?

>>16760015
Eat?

>>16757216
>What's wrong with this?
>Oh that's kinda weird, I wonder wh-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16758069
This is the perfect counterweight webm to the automated ones lol

>>16759567
Yeah ahaha, that would be horrible, especially if they wanted revenge, aahaha, oh gosh...

>>16757452
>>16757457
Mr crab's wild ride

>>16759241
Robot turds. They're eating robot turds!

>>16757276
shit and cum burger

>>16757348
There is a hell and it is egg salad.

>>16760099
Burgers?

>>16758069
Fuck me this made me clench my arsehole. Absolutely terrifying

>>16760971
we ever get the story? hangover, depression, or just no fucks given?

>>16759241
So fitting to be in German
>Da, fascinating, I could watch it create shit all day, wish it was woman

>>16757864
i dont like the future
we need to go back

>>16761172
A theory goes around that it's a tax evasion scheme so he can argue he doesn't stay more than 6 months per year in a given country and while travelling around he makes videos with no fucks given for some extra youtube money.

>>16758069
Skintone checks out

>>16760852
Steak says trans rights!

>>16761189
>German
>>Da

>>16760961
that's pretty cool

>>16758932
plenty of other mindless jobs for aspiring npc's out there anon. ones that dont require you to put on a mask, apron, long sleeves, waterproof shoes, and gloves every day.

>>16758470
He is, and it's his own fucking fault.
I used to work in stroke rehab and Jack is definitely the type who could have got a lot of his function in the arm back if he had put in some time and effort.
He just lets it dangle there despite every doctor and nurse he has ever spoken to telling him not to. Even just resting it on the table instead would be beneficial but nobody gets to tell Jack what to do, I guess.
His shoulder will be killing him in another year or two.

>>16759465
It's a female, anon.
It's one of the chicks from the Foam Adventure video.

>>16757349
real doner kebab is made with stacked slabs of meat.
many add minced meat to reduce costs, but it if was 100% minced meat it would just be a giant meat loaf, so they have to put whole pieces of meat in there to recreate the right texture.

>>16757663
>This much paste can not legally be called Kebab in the EU.
Do you think that shit actually gets inspected

>>16761731
Thanks anon, I found this weirdly melancholy video of real meat kebab being made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOy0nAd6jyY&t=308s

Anons here may like Our Daily Bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL2HZBJ37m0

>>16757204
>eating the equivalent of a full meal while cooking a meal

Do fat fucks really?

>>16757349
My first thought was that it's to make sure the slices aren't too long. The layer of meat making sure its not one continuous slab of meat.

>>16757663
I live in Finland and all kebab here is ground meat based, not the sliced whole meat type.

>>16757725
Why do you think the paste isn't seasoned?

>>16757602
That bread looks exactly like this mulatto perm Kid, kek.

Slightly less industrialised production.

>>16758073
Imagine needing to keep up that pace for 8-10 hours a day for the rest of your miserable life.

>>16761309
sounds a bit sketchy. could be that he is crazy and got his jewgold liquidated, but the safe assumption is that his money is in the restaurants and other investments where his place of residence plays no role in the taxation.

>>16757358
omg i love science

>>16761172
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>>16761835
This video specifically is speculated to be a joke, a bit Ramsay does to amuse his staff that he just decided to film

>>16760852
wtf why

>>16761855
good camera work to not lift up before he got the sandwich flipped around
but maybe the scene was planned that way

>>16757452
>crabrave.webm

>>16761884
they're probably going to make some kind of raw dish, like steak tartare

usually what they'll do is cook the outside of the steak to kill any bacteria, since it likely won't be contaminated beyond the surface

but now it looks cooked, so flip it inside out to return it to raw meat

>>16761818
I can't tell what it is.. bamboo juice?

>>16761696
he certainly thinks that praying will fix it: isn't he Evangelist?

>>16761902
It's processed sugarcane, like a big sugar block
>>16761915
Yeah, but his laziness in letting it dangle is hurting him more than anything, also he still hasn't stopped drinking energy drinks

>>16761861
See? That's the shit I was talking about. Just letting it dangle there. Apart from damaging the shoulder it also teaches his brain that the arm is useless.
The arm is perfectly fine, of course. He has damage in his BRAIN from the stroke, and it's the BRAIN that needs to be trained. Putting the arm on the table where he can see it, using it to hold something in place, moving it around with the other hand etc. etc. that also reminds his brain, feeble as it is, that it has two arms, and that is the way to recovery. It's classic use it or lose it.
I guarantee he has been told this by a dozen different professionals already. Myself included, incidentally.

>>16760015
You take a selfie with it and then underhand the entire thing into the nearest garbage bin.

>>16762971
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>16757452
Crabschwitz

>>16757457
There's some really nice image processing involved there. In fact, you could probably adapt the algorithm for human babies.

>>16761823
This is disguisting, why wpuld anyone pay for this pretentious vomit on a stand?

>>16757452
God, I wish that was me

>>16757895
Cordon Bleu does not contain ground meat aka "vulnerable meat mass"

>>16762255
>Myself included, incidentally.
You must remarkable levels of patience.

>>16757457
what a pointless machine
one wagie with a circular saw would do it faster and would cost less to maintain

>>16757358
fucking excellent channel

>>16757711
>Pickled beets
Yeah. It's a very traditional thing in the north. Red cabbage as well

>>16757452
>My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?

>>16757557
Welcome to how modern journalism works

>>16761865
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
No, he just genuinly fucked up and didn't want to do a retake.

>>16757864
>>16757864
>unionize
Lost

Last time I posted one of these threads I got banned.

>>16763288
>didn't want to do a retake.
That's what's wild to me. Honestly I don't care that he fucked up a grilled cheese, shit happens. But why not do a retake? Or just not publish that foolishness at all really Jesus

>>16763358
He gets paid when the video is done and he has to make a lot of these, who cares honestly was his attitude

>>16763327
>Not "LEMONY SNICKET" with that face
Lame

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>>16762971
do americans really?

>>16757457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpNeoxFOLcI

>>16757765
>what do you do for work?
I jiggle pans at the omelette factory

damn

Anyone have the ones where the Mexicans are drowning packaged chips in sauces and toppings?

>>16763818

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>>16763858
my farts are so juicy right now I can feel the wetness

>>16763843
>>16763858
thanks

>>16757864
>time to unionize
kek

>4chan .webm's don't have sound
hahahaha BTFO by every chan and reddit

>frogposter happens to be a retarded immigrant
Not even worth a (You).

>>16757843
fucking got me, I thought this was gonna be about efes pilsen

>>16762255
These cannot legally be called eggs in the EU.

>>16757204
What the actual fuck americans

>>16757168
But you haven't even tried it yet...

>>16763021
he has to sell all thesse >>16762962 first

>>16762962
Bro how the fuck did you get footage of the inside of the egg fort?

>>16761818
Jaggery

>>16761861
God, that's fucking depressing. Thanks for the motivation to stop eating junk food anon. I'm gonna go buy some fresh veggies so I don't end up eating myself into a disability like Jack.

>>16757220
Thank you for posting good content.

>>16764368
Why not? Sure they're using high tech machinery to sort and package the eggs but that doesn't make the eggs themselves any less real or natural. The white color isn't the result of chemical processing or anything. We literally just raise a different breed of chicken that naturally lays white eggs.

>>16760852
ah yes, prolapsed angus, a classic

>>16764960
This made me giggle

>>16757095
get this actual cooking bullshit out of here

>>16764410
h-hayai...

>>16757212
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>>16757216
this is german you retards

>>16757220
What happens to the middle cubes? :(

>>16765099
It probably gets sliced and gets packaged as a separate product.

>>16762962
And to think, all of those eggs were produced by a single hen.

>>16757204
WTF DID SHE JUST MAKE?

>>16757557
>americunts
They're German, retard

>>16757228
I've made this once, it's okay

>>16764093
>He doesn't know

>>16765335
oh, I know...

>>16757220
>This kills the cheese

>>16762962
The surly king's domain

>>16764960
Based.

>>16764434

>>16765335
Tell me.

>>16764960
Neat

>>16765603
I actually had this for the first time recently. I think just corn and butter would be fine. But I don't know what it is. I think that weird cheese made it disgusting to me.

>>16758069
>>16758086
I have never seen someone that needed cut resistant gloves so much. Good thing she actually got them.

>>16764714
kek

>>16762229
How do you even invent these machines honestly, the basic concept of this machine was probably laid out in the 20s, long before computers. It's just fascinating

>>16757242
Neat.

>>16761764
Thats a pretty interesting vid.
Thanks for sharing.

>>16764093
>he doesnt have food related screamer webms that is so loud it bypasses most volume sliders

>>16765764
It's actually several machines, linked with a conveyor belt.
Looking at it, here's the concept
>batter into sheets
>sheets run through industrial oven
>cake sheet to flipper/separator
>cutter/sizer
>frosting applicator
>roller cutter
>cutter
>chip applicator
So really the first four of those machines, as well as the cutter, are probably catalogue items from companies that specialize in commercial bakery equipment. The roller cutter was probably a commission job (but probably was a modification from an existing piece of equipment), the frosting applicator may could go either way, and the chip applicator looks like just a vibrating hopper.

>>16764396
>stacks bread perfectly
>ejects randomly into a bin

for what purpose

>>16761861
the other day he reuploaded an old vid where he had both use of arms, the original vid is still up, but who the fuck knows was going on in his stroke addled brain

also, it was discovered on his old blog that he might have had 3 strokes, instead of the 2 confirmed ones

>>16761696
"Got him a play pretty"

>>16766178
thats a solid one, stealing the idea. veg in middle stays cooler while meat & cheese take heat.

>>16757204
Holy shit america ftw!

>>16763159
This.
Its one of the only good this that chicken breast is capable of.

>>16757328
Damn, Americans will really invent anything if it's for food huh?

>>16757334
Imagine how many people that cheesemaker used to employ.

>>16766214
>Video clearly says Boska Holland
>Americans
Dumb ass

>>16766178
Hey that's fucking smart.

>>16757864
kek the common American women are really on a whole another level.

>>16761771
Are those cats? wtf?

>>16758069
who taught her to use a knife? certainly not her dad.

>>16761936
>tries to cope with getting a stroke by pretty much solely blaming energy drinks
>yet he still hasn't ceased drinking them
Sometimes I just don't understand how other's minds work.

>>16766266
Do you guys think you're actually amusing? I bet you've never come up with an original joke in your entire life.

>>16766224
Wat

>>16757602
I ship these two.
>>16757452
See picrel.
>>16763202
>>16759092
Not every country has massive amounts of cheap low-skilled labour.
>>16757864
Is this a soyboy that went all-the-way female, or was it female to begin with?
>>16757875
Hate bougies. Simple as.
>>16758069
I choose to believe that this is for a blended soup
>>16758086
> apron touch
>>16766178
That's pretty neat actually.
>>16762962
How do they get out?
>>16765750
I absolutely cannot stand this shit. My sister is a low-carb-person, which is alright, except she always has to make "low-carb lasagna" (moussaka) or "low-carb spaghetti" (squash strings), or "low-carb bread" (can't even remember what she made that out of), and she always insists it's "just like the real thing" when in reality it's a completely different food.

>>16758292
BATONY CHOP CHOP

>>16766210
Yes the American state of Holland

>>16757864
i want to stone this abomination

>>16766247
Are you fucking retarded?

>>16765372
heh

>>16766299
>being mad

>>16757204
Americans were a mistake

>>16765077
For fucks sake. It obviously says "Proud Amerian" on her shirt. Just because she lives in the wonderful country of the Nürburgerring doesn't mean she's german.

>>16757843
>turkish
u literally wot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf8XtRcfFeg

>>16757204
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>>16757216
german yt poop source material

>>16761823

>>16766275
>I'll be fine
>It can't happen again
>It can't get any worse
>It's already fucked no reason to stop now

>>16765603
I feel the need to wipe and wash my hands just watching this.

>>16765964
Did the stroke also affect his walking?

>>16765459
Fine tuning this shit must take forever.

>>16763021
He must eat all the eggs

>>16766227
every single Tiktokker has done that "hack"

It's a bit like this webm. It's funny the first time you see it but after a while you realise that there are thousands of ice cream vendors all over the world doing the exact same routine.

I'd fuck the piss out of that chubby Asian chick, though.

>>16766483
You missed the joke, tourist

>>16766779
Turkman be like
>cooking? you mean troling?

>>16766760
fucking king

>>16761189
kek

>>16759241
Good filename, anon.

>>16758069
Jesus Christ this is not a gore thread you sick fuck

>>16766740
No, he blew out both his achilles by walking half of a 5k. Not even kidding

https://youtu.be/xEjp_x2ywPc
Any Korean can say if this is good?

>>16762962
A shitload of eggs. Stored very, very badly!

>>16766760

Legend.

Also that's a perfect amount of alcohol for a party. Just coast on that til the party is over.

Only trouble is making sure you don't suddenly black out when all the alcohol rapidly enters the bloodstream.

>>16766760

Why does he look so much like Gabe from The Office?

First girl looks amazed in a good way. Second girl looks amazed in a disgusted way. First chick wants the dick. Second chick is a basic bitch that needs to be kicked out.

>>16766178
iv done this but i dont have that press thing so i just used a pan an pressed it down myself and it turned out ok. didnt use the same ingredients but yeh id recommend it.

>>16766760
>that straw to let air in for maximum flow
that's pretty cool

>>16758307
>>16759258
They're actually brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaQdTl_hFCw

>>16768997
You didn't answer the question.