/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Jesus Christ

What's going on in this t-

>>16775963
Did you do this just for the (You)s

I used to work in a chicken farm

I will never, ever eat chicken again. The thought of eating that shit fucking raw is beyond repulsive.

>>16775965
Whatafuck man...

>>16775965
Fake and gay. No fucking way you ate that

>>16775963
t. Jack

OMG A REAL RAW MEATER OMG I'M A CARNIVORE I JUST LOVE CONSOOMING MEAT WITHOUT COOKING IT BECAUSE ITS LIKE THE WAY OUR ANCESTORS USED TO I DON'T LIKE ANTINOOTRIENTS OMG OMG

Enjoy your explosive shitting for the rest of the weekend

>MUH HECKIN SALMONELLA
he's fine unless he's 70 years old or has aids

>>16775963

Well, what are you waiting for? Do it again OP

>>16775963
Are you a serial killer?

>>16776558
Food poisoning still sucks even if it's not going to kill you. I had salmonella once and I shit out water every few hours for a week. I'd rather not have to go through that again.

>>16775963
>>16775965
include me in the screencap

>>16776567
I would strangle that cat.

>>16775963
>>16775965
Why don't zoomers know how to take a picture that doesn't look like he lives in a badger cave and eats neighborhood children for lunch.

>>16775965
>I did it mom, I poored the eggs in the trash and ripped the meat from the bone so my fourchan friends think I ate it!

>>16775963
>>16775965
>getting ready to cook dinner
>KEK wait a minute I bet I could do a real LEL for 4chan!
>put some of the raw chicken on a plate
>put some raw eggs in a cup
>place them by the keyboard, like I'm about to eat/drink them
>lol
>take a picture
>omg wait wait
>pour the eggs into a bowl, pull most of the meat I was going to use off the bones and onto a separate plate
>put the empty cup and messy bones back in front of the keboard
>take picture
>OMG KEK they're totally going to think I ate it!!!
>Retards totally think OP actually ate that
Prove me wrong, OP. Upload a clip of you chewing and swallowing the chicken and drinking the eggs.

>>16776740
>Dude you can't just do a thing and post about it, it means you lied because I project my own life experiences on others, where everyone and anything in it lies to me

>>16776751
damn, you really analyzed the shit out of this guy huh. you must be House or something. I tip my trilby

>>16776695
based

>>16776984
>>16776752
guy could have posted the chicken in his mouth and cropped face, but how the set up is, it implies something really lukewarm.

>>16775963
>>16775965
BASED COOKEDMEATLETS ETERNALLY BTFO

>>16776695
And then eat it. Raw.

This is incredibly off-topic

>>16775965
Why?

Just ate a raw bison steak. So fucking good bros.

>>16776567
Why are cats like this?

>>16777459
Because they are pieces of shit.

>>16777522
pieces of piss more like

>>16775965
this motherfucker is deranged
please let me out of this hellhole

>>16777459
Because they are asserting their dominance over a weak owner

>>16775963
>>16775965
What is wrong with you? Why would you do this?

>>16776558
i don't get why everyone is so scared of raw chicken. i really like raw meat, i'd steal raw chicken wings or raw mince when i was a kid and even now try raw meat for seasoning before cooking it all the time. never got sick because of it, not even once

>>16777929

This is why you turned out retarded anon

>>16777399
it's Food & Cooking, nowhere does it state a thread needs to be both

>>16777929
you do know that isn't a good idea, right?

>>16775965
The things you do when you're high

>>16776567
>>16777459
real answer, it most likely has a bladder infection, cats will urinate outside the box if they have one. so it’s a shitty owner.