/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>16829491
nging

>>16829491
I love English muffins

>>16829491
-sed on what?

>>16829503
Is the left one black pudding, baked beans and hash browns? Maybe mushrooms? That looks great if so

>>16829491
The only English food I like is Tikka masala

>>16829528
>Left one
That is just one.
Beans > Mush > Black pud > Hash > Eggs > Saus > Bacon
I'd devour that in a heartbeat

>>16829500
I made this once. The beans fell out when I tried to eat it. They're too runny for this application.

>>16829536
No englishman would make a fish finger butty with brown bread.
The fuck is this false flag bullshit?

>>16829543
This seems mad but it's seriously good.

>>16829491
Is there a difference in English muffins and crumpets?

>>16829506
Is that a McDonald's hash brown? British-American fusion cuisine might be the ultimate cuisine.

>>16829571
I have no idea what the slop is but I would eat the hell out of it

>>16829570
Big difference.
Mainly that you make Crumpets from a batter, they are like Pikelets which are pancakes, but made in a ring so they rise.

Muffins are made from dough, closer to bread.

>>16829571
is that two chinese takeaway dishes poured over chips?

>>16829580
Just referred to as "a chippy tea"

>>16829591
Plus curry sauce looks like.

>>16829551
Oh damn I didn't see that at first. Shit, that's a bomb. I would definitely eat that but I wouldn't need to eat much else the rest of the day

Feels like British food is just pub food breakfast, lunch and dinner. Really soft/easy-to-eat, hearty and fatty with a slight hint of vegetables.

Are brits alcoholics?

>>16829819
Used to be, alot of pubs are closed now.
Newer generations would prefer to sit at home instead of socialising at a pub.

Our food is just hearty and filling, real good comfort food.

>>16829826
It's called "comfort food" in contrast with other foods. British food is basically "comfort food" 24/7. You guys are going to be fat

>>16829839
I've done some North American tours with an English band, can confirm that gravy is a beverage.

Does anyone else think english muffins smell fucking horrible
>inb4 buying shit american brands

>>16829491
-ck!

>>16829894
They smell like bread. Packaging anything airtight will give you some stank if you're huffing the air right out of the freshly opened pack, but once the bacteria-farts are gone, they should smell fairly bread-like, maybe with a bit of cornmeal to them (if they're baked on cornmeal)

>>16829899
Alright!

>>16829877
nice

>>16829839
>all women
this says a lot about society.

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>>16829899
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>>16829934
I'll be honest I've never seen a woman in the 20's cook anything in my life. Never. I'm not even an incel so I've been around young women. Also my female cousins too. They never cooked. I know women were basically forced to cook in the past, but this women's liberation took things too far to the opposite extreme.

>>16829568
No.

This is why "preparing food English style" means "boil it in unsalted water".

>>16829954
women are either so pampered by money that they only order food, or are so poor that everything they cook is cooked in a disposable aluminum tray or reheated fast food.

>>16829563
That beef looks like the beef jerky dog treats I feed my shepherds.

>>16829954
>but this women's liberation took things too far to the opposite extreme.

That was the point

>>16829983
I've done reasonably high level catering... my girlfriend has been a bar cook. I've spoiled her so much with my experimentation that she'd rather either make super-simple meat and veg (like, one pan, a little salt and pepper) order in, or make freezerpizza than cook a real meal if I'm not home in time to make dinner.

>>16829975
>he fears the chip croitty

>>16829491
English muffins are too floury and dry.

>>16829934
Women are just more likely to make a public display. I'd be pretty upset about a leaf in my food, too, I just wouldn't post it on social media to make a stink.

>>16830060
Those are crumpets, man
Also English muffins don't really belong in thread as they are an American food iirc

>>16830068
They look like English muffins to me, same dry and floury texture to the outside. Unappetizing.

>>16829839
Kek

>>16830071
Well they aren't i'm not only doubting you've ever had a crumpet, that much is clear.
I'm doubting you've ever had a muffin before aswell

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>>16829571

c'est dégoûtant pêh ..

>>16829568
seems a bit mad innit, a bit fooked in the 'ed?

>>16830166
To be fair I've only had storebought English muffins, but they are exactly as I described. they taste like flour and have a dry, gritty texture.

>>16830208
Go eat some snails froggie

>>16830274
You're supposed to toast them...

>>16829491
Yes

>>16830298
That makes them even MORE dry and they still taste like flour.

>>16829563
Fucking hell, this pic reminded me to get the yorkie puds in the oven, almost forgot.
Cheers lad.

>>16830304
?

>>16830316
You're supposed to butter them... after toasting. I feel that the order of operations is probably important to state when I address you.

>>16830318
Fookin' 'ell m8! It's almost 8 knorr!

>>16830065
Regardless, a grown adult should know what a bay leaf is.

>>16829503
that looked like a huge log at first glance

>>16830351
Andy wuz 'ere

>>16830327
>You don't like this particular food for these specific reasons? You must have never actually had it! Or you're eating it wrong!!!
No, butter doesn't save it, either. Nor does using it as sandwich bread. Nor does making little pizzas out of it. Nor anything you could think of to do to it that I've done, because the English muffin itself tastes bad and has an offputting texture.
Why can't you just accept that I find the taste and texture of English muffins offputting? Are you too autistic to understand people have differing preferences?

>>16830375
You sound like you're either the type of person who has purchased a single package of cheap english muffins from the store, eaten one uncooked, and come here to complain, or that you're the type of person who pops into random threads to offer a contrary opinion whether you believe it or not.

>>16830338
You can have a quick knorr on my dick, seat-sniffer.

>>16830413
My older brother loved English muffins growing up, they were literally always in the house so I ended up eating them pretty regularly as a kid despite not really liking them since they were just all we had around sometimes (like before my mom bought new groceries, for example). I still never got accustomed to it, they're not very good.

>>16830425
There's no right or wrong, it's your recipe

>>16830413
I used to eat a lot of english muffins, and honestly?
They're alright. Not amazing, not dogshit, just alright. Given the choice between english muffins and a more standard "real" bread, I'll choose the regular bread every time.

>>16830425
>clock --> stock --> knorr
>squat --> stockpot --> knorr

I like it

>>16830448
The ones at the store here are stale as fuck, but they were always a good vehicle for ham, poached/softboiled egg and hollandaise because of how crisply they toasted up.

I don't think I found an english muffin I'd just eat on its own until I bought a few from the bakery around the corner, then tried making them (they're not worth the effort when there's a place selling fresh ones for $0.25 200ft away).

>>16829506
A bunch of shit cooked individually and put on the same plate. Woweewoowowow

>>16829560
I will finger your butty, cunt.

>>16829491
-sed

>>16830496
On what?

>>16830500
On bland, stale peasant meals.

>>16830465
I like an English muffin with butter and jam
But you're right they are perfect for Benedict type dishes

>>16829503
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>>16829536
SMACK BARM PEY WET YA CUNT

>>16829506
>Re-using red hot bottle
Based.

>>16829491
Ay. I appreciate you. I forgot these existed and that there was an english muffin recipe I wanted to try, but also forgot about. Thanks, brother. I hope luck befalls you in your near future.

>>16830071
Crumpets are closer to pancakes in texture than english muffins. Hard to describe because they're pretty unusual

>>16831085
What language is this?

>>16830957
god i fucking hate this website

>>16832974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fid-RMAm4U

>>16832289
Apple pie in S

>>16829491
I don't like this, it's like the fake pictures where people have holes in their skin.
DELET NOW

>>16834679
You're a hole coward. I think you should 'git.

Jesus Christ, and I thought Americans had garbage food culture.

>>16834807
Bakewell tart, m8

>>16829839
>Like a leaf of a tree
Kek

>>16829839
I hate women so much it's unbelievable guys. Everytime it's from women I'm seeing shit like that.

>>16829996
How is his name again?

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>>16829936
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

>>16829491
>Bread cooked in a pan with butter
>English (((cuisine)))

>>16832289
Scotch egg should be s tier. The shop ones are maybe a b tier, but ones made by mum with the runny yolk are perfect

Why is welsh, scottish and irish cuisine soulful poorfag food, yet english, the face of britain, is bland and less than basic garbage that even modern serfs wouldnt want.

Bongs plz rate this “Full Potatostan Breakfast”.

It’s hard to find places in the US that serve an actual Full English or Irish.
Two places in my city sell a “full English”.
Both are owned by Brits.
But one has the correct bacon & sausage, beans, mushrooms, etc. but has no black pudding.
The other has black pudding but uses American bacon, doesn’t have mushrooms or tomato.
Shit sucks. All I want is a proper hangover breakfast.

>>16835163
Go for the one with the correct bacon & sausage etc.
Black pudding is great though

>>16829558
reduce slightly in a pan with a little Worcestershire sauce and chilli flakes

>>16835163
You need Lincolnshire sausages really.
Dunno if you have them over there.

>>16835163
those are some pretty fookin eggs

>>16829899
>not /ck/

Why do people here the bong breakfast is bad, like just stop pretending to be retarded
is not funny and if you are retarded just stop posting

>>16835621
bong here.
it's bad. it's embarrassing that it's held up on a pedestal here, it's the laziest meal you could make, just fry a bunch of shit in one pan. don't season it though, that's what the beans are for...

>>16829819
brits are the highest functioning alcoholics in all of Europe

>>16829506
Throw all the crap away and keep the croissants

>>16829543
Is this a fucking croissant fries sandwich?

Beans ruin every dish in this thread

>>16836168
Potato and butter good, buttery pastry good. Slammed two of them in one go once.

>>16835163
Remember that a Full English is not a set dish.
It's a concept dish that provides everything a factoryworker/builder needs to get through the day.
All it needs is;
Meat - typically [sausage,bacon,blackpudding]
Eggs - Can be scrambled, fried, poached
Potato - typically [hash brown, chips, home fries]
Tomato - typically [grilled, chopped, *]
Fiber - typically [beans*, mushrooms, toast, fried bread]
(beans usually come coated in a tomato sauce*)

That's what a Full English is.
You can mix and match as long as you keep to the formula, the further you go from the normally accepted items the more people will tell you you are wrong.
Welsh like putting seaweed on theirs, which is good iron and vitamin C.
Scots like Haggis, which is Iron, Calcium, Zinc.

>>16836326
Huh, thanks for the explanation.
I’ve always been under the impression that a “full” English is >>16835273
I do know the correct beans are critical though. And holy shit I love me some black pudding; shame it’s so hard to find here.