/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16837292
Blonde nurse and some flatliner fries. Would really just like to see the restaurant, i love all that gimmicky shit.

>>16837292
you first, OP

>>16837292
Double bypass burger with 5 bacon slices

>40 slices of bacon for less than 8 bucks

I wonder if they've adjust their prices.

>>16837309
For my own menu: Dark Nurse, Double bypass, lucky strikes

For yours: Back Alley Surprise tag teamed with some drop kick shrimp

>>16837292
Double Bypass no bacon, onion rings, and a Dark Nurse.

I'd need to get leaner before going there, though. I'd be to embarrassed to eat there as a fatty but as a /fit/ bro I can just claim to be eating there ironically.

>>16837292
Looks like an early menu from back when they were just local to Phoenix. I think that one closed.

>>16837670
yeah unfortunately.
I will have 7 shots of Matador tequila, and see how many of them i can drink before inevitably being kicked out for harassing the wait staff.

>>16837292
Can you smoke inside?

>>16837321
holy shit is that nikocado avocado?

>>16837292
The added bacon on the hotdog, no hotdog.

>>16837292
prices are all over the place, sometimes an extra patty is $1 sometimes $3, wtf jew scam is this place?

>>16837292
Eh, gimme a single with bacon, onion rings, a double Captain Morgan, a pack o' smokes, and a water.

>>16837292
Red Nurse and jello shots

>>16837292
Bald Doctor and a single bypass burger with 5 bacon slices with some flatliner fries

I just want the nurses to spank me

>>16837292
Dark nurse
Bottle water
Double Bypass w/ bacon
Chilicheese flatliner fries

>>16837292
>do not allow sharing of larger burgers
the fuck are they going to do, take the burger back if I try sharing it?

>>16838550
Pretty sure splitting means cutting the burger in half, here. Hence why its only for the smaller burgers

Or I'm wrong and it does mean sharing. The owner is trying to kill fat people after all.

>>16837292
single bypass minus tomato and chili
fries
red nurse

>>16838550
they can kick you out since it's a private establishment.

Single bypass burger, vanilla shake, and a single cigarette, please.

>>16837321
and people say america has no culture

>>16838661
I cultured your momma last night.

The absolute state of Americans.

>>16837309
kwab

>>16837292
Blonde Nurse and nothing else because this restaurant is fucking retarded and i would need a beer to even sit in there for a moment. Gimmicky, stupid faggot shit.

>>16838850
Is italy nice this time of year?

>>16837292
>blonde nurse
>5.1% german
>dark nurse
>4.1% chocolate
god damn, you amerisharts never cease to crack me up

>>16838856
Italy is never nice. there's these annoying yellow question blocks everywhere

>>16837740
this really puts my alcoholism into perspective

>>16837292
Quadruple Bypass Burger with 20 bacon slices
Chili Cheese Flatliner Fries
Castillo Rum

The faggots in this thread going double or single bypass burgers are in the wrong establishment and should gtfo.

>>16837292
I'll have a single bypass with 40 bacon slices, actually make that 80, a chocolate vanilla shake, actually, can you do 120 bacon slices?, and an order of onion rings.

>>16837314
Except you have to buy a drink for every burger you eat. So, it's not even fucking close to free since even a soda is over $2 each.

>>16837292
I'll have a triple bypass with no onion or tomato, fries, a bottle of water, the midget nurse and a vanilla milkshake to takeaway. God damn the drive home would be scary because that food would almost certainly give me explosive diarrhoea.

probably just cigarettes and liquor because im in vegas and coked out of my mind and not hungry if im bqhwyf

>>16837292
Single bypass, Onion rings, bald doctor, patron

>>16837292
I'll take a triple bypass burger, some onion rings, a pack of smokes, one of each of your beers, a paddling, and a t-shirt.

Depends if I’m there with someone.
With someone, single bypass with bacon, chili cheese flatliner fries, and a milkshake with vodka and whipped cream.
Alone, single bypass no bacon, onion rings, and a milkshake with vodka and whipped cream.
I want to try the butterfat milkshakes, and see if that actually makes them taste better, or if it's just more calories with no added flavor.

>>16837292
>10 bucks for a single-patty burger
do fat people really?

>>16837292
>Plus 8.25% tax for our wasteful Government [sic] to squander

Aw yeah, stick it to those libtards!

>We... DO NOT split or allow sharing of larger burgers!

Wait, what is this facist commie gobbledygook?

In the end, this shithole with its garbage food and ridiculous prices is just a ((marketing gimmick)).

>>16838850

Bald Doctor for me, need more ABV to dull the cringe.

>>16837292
double w bacon
fries
red nurse
paddle

>>16837292
>1/2 pound coronary dog

>>16837309
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>>16839199
check out the brain on this guy

>>16839163
They’re probably half lb patties, not the 1.5 to 4 oz patties from places like McDonald’s. For real restaurants, the prices are about what you’d expect. Or have you only ever eaten fast food, fatty?

>>16837292

Ya, give me a triple bypass burger, chili cheese flatliner fries and vanilla milkshake. Yes, I will eat here for free, no you may not paddle my ass I'll eat it all sir.

>>16838331
yes it is

>>16837292
2 Red nurses, no filter smokes, and a paddle

>>16838634
Can't take my fucking meat stack though so who really wins here?

let us pray that people make more sensible food choices

>>16837292
>The IPA is the dude option

>>16837292
Their chili looks like poopy

2cringy4me

>>16837292
>a little under two shots of Crown Royal for the price of a bottle of crown royal.
Fucking robbers.

>>16837292
Octuple bypass + 40 bacon slices and chili cheese flatliner fries

Gotta live once in a while

>>16840929
not for long with that order

>>16837321
Is this training for BBW pornstars, BBW pornstars retirement, or what they do in their downtime?

>>16837292
onion rings and a chocolate shake

>>16837292
$31 is suspiciously cheap for 8 burgers and 40 slices of bacon. I bet it's all really low quality cheap cheap

>>16838850
This. Gimmick restaurants are never worth it.

>>16838634
i'm ordering off grubhub anyway. what fucking century do you think this is?

>>16839215
Check out the dubs on me, guy.

>>16837292
One ketchup, extra ketchup, please.

>>16838939
i figure at 3.4oz per shot, 7 ought to do the trick

>>16837292
>>16837304
I would much prefer it if I were to feed the nurses to obesity rather than the other way around. Shame the BBW jogger died in the Glowie/Paddock fiasco

>>16841380
Ironically she died being run over flat and not of a heart attack!

Single bypass with chili and cheese, coronary dog with bacon, chocolate shake and some cigarettes

9 shots of jim beam and 10 of your finest paddlings please

>Cigarette companies cannot encourage people to smoke until they cough up a lung
>Alcohol companies can't encourage people to drink until they black out
>This shit is allowed to exist

>>16842941
It makes sense when you hear the owner talk about what he's doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

>>16837292
200 jello shots for all of you stinky bastards. LETS DO THIS THING BABAY!

>>16837321
imagine working there
i would be disgusted every second of my shift

>>16837292
The fuck is wrong with Americans? And this is coming from the land of poutine.

>>16837292
lol is the place seriously cash only?

>>16837321
WAIT IS THAT OL NICKY THE SLICK BUTTHOLE IN THAT VIDEO

>>16843864
It's Vegas, you kweebecktard. It's an affectionate parody of indulgence and hedonism that doesn't exist anywhere else in the world.

>>16844507
Yes it is

>>16843864
You should know what Las Vegas is, dumb leaf

>>16844803
That's amazing, I've seen it posted for years and never noticed.

>>16841167
Around 10 years ago, I worked in a place where we made a profit off 13 USD for a plate consisting of a half pound patty, two slices of expensive cheddar, bacon, nice local buns, fries, and soda.

The 40 slices of bacon I find suspicious, but I'd believe the beef. Maybe they're taking a loss on it for all the booze, cigarettes, and spankings.

>>16837292
Are these prices from like 2013 or something?

10 pieces of bacon for 1.85 doesn't seem like anything possible in the past 5 years.

>>16844123
It's bad idea to take a check from someone who could die any minute, sir

>>16839148
I'm perplexed why eating with vs without company would make you remove the bacon and swap fries for onion rings. What exactly is the logic here, anon?

>>16840928
Yes anon, that's how ordering drinks at a restaurant works. Budweiser is like 60 cents a beer if you pick up a 30 rack at the store, $3-4 at a bar. A shot (1/16th of a fifth) is like 60 cents of a $20 bottle, will cost you a few bucks at the bar. You're paying not just for the drink, but also the wages of the workers and for a place to hang out. That's how it works. You want cheap drinks? Drink at home.

>>16844123
Notice how everything is priced with kinda odd decimals? That's so, after tax, everything ends up as a round number, so you only need to use paper bills.

>>16837314
Hotter if it was the other way around.

>>16845024
Just looked, Ive seen an image with the same prices dated 2018. If its changed it can be too far off

But for me? Pack of Luckies and Tequila monster shot

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>>16837292
Double or triple burger with a spiked chocolate milkshake or an IPA.

>>16837292
>"one box of cigarettes please"