/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16856384
I think most liquids are consumed the same way. If you've got water down it's basically exactly the same process but with coffee

>>16856384
They're all faking it, because they're disgusting sex-havers. Same applies for beer, wine, whiskey, cigarettes, olives, etc. etc. All something sex-havers pretend to like to make us worthless ugly incel pieces of vile shit feel uncultured for thinking mountain dew, Monster Energy drinks, and vidya+anime+online racism is the peak of sophistication

Usually with cream or sugar.

>>16856395
This

>>16856384
I prefer my coffee with a little sugar just to cut down on the bitterness desu not really to make it sweet desu. If I want a sweet coffee, I’ll add cream or milk desu and maybe a little bit more sugar desu and it’s a good after lunch pick me up desu. Kinda like a cappuccino desu or latte desu.

>>16856384
I like it it tastes nice.

>>16856497
Please see >>16856497

>>16856494
same for you. You just like the drugs in it

One cup at a time

>>16856384
Black with one Splenda, maybe a splash of almond milk if I'm feeling particularly frisky

>>16856384
Sugar and milk make coffee taste worse.

>>16856384
personally with this

Ngl, I do prefer tea in most cases, but coffee is good too and tea isn’t strong enough to wake me up in the morning.

>>16856502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg

>>16856494
I feel uncontrollable anger

>>16856494
wtf all my T B H was changed???

>>16856384
*Shlooorrrpp*
>AAhhhhh, that's the good stuff! A cup of heckin' strong black stuff to set me up for the day! Sugar and milk? No thanks bro, I take it as it comes, pure roasted goodness!

>>16858724
Hello newfag

>>16858729
Seriously. Wtf happened? Is my network hacked and someone is changing my packets?

>>16856395
Breh , i mean i get you but what is wrong with olives? Did i miss something. Since when do peoe hate olives

>>16858731
whats a T B H? honestly you probably just made a typo or two. get some rest

>>16858726
i like my coffee like i like my slaves: free

>>16856395
based and redpilled

If available, with a teaspoon of molasses. Otherwise, I drink it straight

>>16856395
based and redpilled

>>16858726
I'm having a fine laugh at the spergout by soyboy children who are too young to have a palate being mad at coffee

>>16856797
Based brew butt blaster

I got myself an shit tier espresso machine with an amazon gift card and it was still completely worth it, I like mine 50/50 doubleshot-milk/froth with a tablespoon of light brown sugar

>>16856384
I only drink black coffee. Coffee with cream or sugar gives me the shits.

How do I enjoy water without the toxic brain chemicals the government uses

>>16859294
buy canisters of hydrogen and oxygen and make your own water

>>16859294
For best water, move to the mountains and dig a well.

>>16859054
>i'm having a fine heckin' laugherino at the spergouterino by soyboy children who are too heckin' youngerino to have a palaterino being mad at coffeearino!

>>16856384
You're supposed to slowly sip it in a cafe while chatting with your friends for two hours. There's an entire culture around coffee drinking that westerners generally don't get because of their busy lives.

>>16856384
It tastes good and is hot

>>16859565
That's what beer/wine is for in non-soy countries

>>16856384
>how do people ___
There are many different types of people each with their own tastes and interests OP, you’re either an idiot or a dick

>>16859573
Because you normally drink alcohol at 8AM.

>>16856384

A sip at a time

>>16859587
Because you normally have a 2 hour social event at 8am

>>16859592
Sure. 8 to 10. It's a Med thing.

Coffee is a form of poison, as is any non-water beverage you can consume for sustenance. Consider consuming H20.

>>16859637
You're supposed to be at work by 8 in any developed country with a strong economy. What third world socialist shithole do you inhabit?

>>16856384
Try again when you're 30

>>16859664
First shift, second shift. You realize not everyone works 9-5, right?

>>16859692
If you work second shift, you'd still be asleep at 8 AM.

>>16856384
Slowly at first, this faggot burned his mouth and he angry lol

>>16858720
What are you, taking a desu census?

>>16859664
Imagine not having flexible office hours

>>16856384
it tastes good

>>16856384
Straight from the fucking bottle. Perfect for long nights working and I don't care about spending all tomorrow destroying my toilet.

>>16856384
>how do people drink this shit?
Ideally with bacon, eggs and toast.

>>16862333
I won't make it to tomorrow if I drink this

>>16862333
That has gotta have like 150g of sugar in it
Fucking.
Disgusting.
>>16856384
One cup every few days, extremely piping hot, no sugar, no cream. Only way to enjoy coffee.

>>16856384
Why such a tiny spoon? I'd take ages to drink that

>>16862573
lol

>>16856384
By adding milk and sugar. Anybody who says otherwise is a tastelet with a burnt out palette.

>>16862564
14g per 12oz so only 56g in the whole bottle actually

very carefully

>>16862587
you've never had good coffee before

>>16862605
Huh. That's surprisingly low. I mean, its still 175% of someone's daily sugar in a whole bottle. But its lower than I thought.

>>16862609
>t. max bitter IPA drinker
Never had a black coffee that doesntm't taste like coffee flavored pool chemicals.

>>16862587
If you get good quality coffee then it's not really that bitter or acidic. I still like it with a lot of milk most of the time because it's just my preference, and I don't use sugar often, but black coffee can be good. Had a cup with some freshly ground good quality beans and just drinking it plain with breakfast was pretty nice. I wouldn't do that with cheaper preground coffee though, that needs at least some milk and sometimes sugar to taste okay.

>>16856395
based and redpilled

I can't, it's disgusting and I'll only drink it if I'm desperate, the only way I can possibly tolerate it is with condensed milk
I drink two cups of espresso daily though and that's nice

>>16862622
Any recommendations? I love coffee flavor but can't stand the overwhelming bitterness.

>>16856384
by getting good coffee and not drinking shit like folgers and instant.

>>16862662
not him but at most stores (in the US),any local medium roast that isn't cheap garbage.

>>16856797
>he doesn't bripe

>>16856384
with sugar

>>16856395

>>16856384
By not being a fat faggot who is addicted to sugar.

>>16856395
kys faggot

>>16856384
with your mouth

>>16856395
Christ, stop trying so hard

>>16859294
Shut up, Aqua. Fucking retard.

>>16863312
This.

>>16863303
KYS?
Kiss your sister?

>>16856384
with their mouths

>>16864982
would you show me?

>>16856395
sigma moment

>>16856395
I...I admit it. I'm a normalfag, and I can't take it any more. It's true. We've been rusing you the whole time. I only hope you can forgive me.

>>16864584
Kiss your self.

>>16856395
meds

>>16866199
that gif is impossible, i just tried it

>>16856384
If you grind the beans yourself it tastes a lot better and less acrid.

>>16862333
Why would you destroy your toilet? You need that.

>>16856395
this is super based but coffee is actually awesome

>>16856395
Based and red pilled

>>16856395
>Olives

Gtfo

>>16856384
The way to drink your childish ´Momster'
put it to the lips, open mouth slightly, inhale said fluid.
f'' lsr

I like black coffee in the morning before heading out to work. thats the only time I would consider drinking it though. don't even really like coffee and almost never drink it at any other time of day/week when I drink tea

>>16859688
I’m 32 and it’s still shit

>>16856395
Shut up click bait faggot, and fuck you for me replying....


>>16856384
Straight up, no sugar, no cream, no non dairy bs, no sacchrine...black, hot, and strong. And inb4 one of you faggots makes a gay joke.

>>16858734
The underground picky eater acceptance movement is moving on olives next, now that they've made it OK to not like raisins.
It's OK, more for us.

>>16856384
pro tip you fuckwit yankee doodle dickheads
put the boiling water in BEFORE the espresso and it won't taste like fucking mud

>>16856384
Buy a cezve and some mehmet efendi and learn how to make Turkish