/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16865288
Is egg

>>16865288 congrats on a good egg

awful dish

>>16865288
now eat it over rice

>>16865312
Dude, good idea

>>16865288
where's the toast, anon?

>>16865288
THE YOLK IS RAAAAAAAAWWWWW

>>16865288
too crispy for me

>>16865288
Looks like shit. Congrats on failing to make the simplest dish

>>16865288
not bad anon, did you do the
>cook at 7/10 until a ring starts to form
>turn down to around a 3/10 until the white is fully cooked
trick to make a perfect sunny side up?

>>16865288
How do you cook eggs like this without burning it? I understand that you use high flashpoint oil, in a very hot pan, it's obviously cooked uncovered but I can never, fucking get it down without turning the underside into rubber.

>>16865288
Careful anon, it's about to slide off.

>>16866334
Do Americans really need 0-10 written on their cooking appliances to know how to use them?

>>16866748
How do you know how close it is to 10 if it's not indicated?

>>16866761
My stove goes to 11.

>>16866761
my stove goes to gas 4

>>16866761
Half way is 5. Half way between that and 10 is 7.5 etc. God I'm actually having to explain this to an adult. I hate americans so much.

>>16866748
what kind of retard are you that doesn't understand a simple /10 scale and know how to apply it to their own appliance or campfire or whatever you primitives use?
Fuck.
Man, you really worked me with this you pinhead. Good job.

>>16867244
What? I really can't understand what the fuck you amerimutts are babbling on about.

>>16867314
yeah because you're an esl victim pretending to be able to grasp any of the nuance of the english language
go wash your hands

>>16865288
Hitler would say (you) burnt the eggs

>>16866748
Sorry, we don't use the metric system here. Our stoves don't count in millimeters.

>>16865288
Nice looking egg anon, I would have basted the yolk with some of the oil or whatever you used in the pan just because I like it runny but also hot

>>16866633
His egg is burnt to hell. Notice how the egg white has craters from literally being boiled to death? It's just a burnt egg that wasn't flipped and OP is trying to act like he did a good job.

>>16867342
>le esl
Fuck off redit cunt lmao. You dumb bastard piece of shit americunt. Ive got a doctorate lad, youre fucking nothing. I cant understand you cos youre a dumb cunt. Fucking retard I spit on you. Id kick your head in when you were down and not feel the slightest bit bad about it.

>>16867591
https://youtu.be/jQD6S6v4TyU

>>16867616
kill yourself, but wash your hands first

>>16867625
Funny thing is I don't actually wash my hands. I go to the sink and run the water to trick everyone into thinking I'm washing my hands but actually I don't lmao. Still whiter than you you braindead mutt.

>>16867702
you're still crying about this?

>>16867619
If you're trying to use this video to "btfo" me out or something, you failed. He comments on the same thing I comment on and says it's disgusting.

>>16867708
Fuck off dumb redit cunt lmao you pathetic piece of shit. Bet you work at McDonald's or something lmao go on tell me where you work retard. >>16867708

>>16867731
I can tell you only watched the first 30 seconds

I can’t eat runny egg yolk because it makes me want to puke. I don’t know why.

>>16867763
I work at the london branch of MI6. Just got intel from the paki mator of londanistan that were importing more refugees. Inshallah kardesh for we truly have made england into a muzzlim country. Now we just need to install a caliphate

>>16867763
take a shower sweaty

>>16867708
lol That got a lil chuckle

>>16868089

>>16865288
>crispy edges
>cooked white
>runny yolk
Yep that's perfect.
I just prefer mine to not be crisped so i cook it on a cold pan.

>>16865288
Burnt over cooked bottom, the trick is to drop heat and go slow, that probs tasted like shit

>>16867374
Online discussions after more than 10 posts will always namedrop uncle h

>>16868089
>>16868091
how does he get in?

>>16868377
not OP but sometimes i practically fry eggs in bacon grease in a cast iron skillet.
they come out crispy like that on the sides, and they're decadent, if excessive. tastes great.

>>16866633
Incorrect. The yolk is runny, the underside is crispy like a cracker but not burnt. This is how you fry an egg.

Most of you retards do it wrong