/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you know...you know....*sips*

Satans drink

>>16889014
Personally for me It is the only 0 sugar drink that can actually mimic sweetness properly, I'm honestly not really affected by caffeine so the only downside is that this shit makes me hungry, but not that big of a deal

>>16889014
a p p e t i t e. s u p p r e s s a n t

The joke
is that the
place is called "Sneed's
Feed & Seed" which
is clever in i
tself and
quite funny
to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just
hilarious aboot it is if you look
closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed
& Seed, you can see a line that reads
"Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over
the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is
peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as
funny as the joke aboot Sneed's Feed & Seed.
Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the
place is called "Sneed's
Feed & Seed" and
this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which
means
when
Chuck owned the place,
well,
I
don't have to tell you...

>>16889463
>>16889494
which one is it?

>>16889014
They don't, it's just product marketing shills forcing a meme to go viral.

>>16889014
It's just a forced meme.

>>16889014
Ever since I turned 30, I just feel dull like my brain got sanded partway smooth. I can drink a literal gallon of coffee and it only helps a little bit, but one of these monsters makes me feel as sharp as I did at 20. No idea why, I take vitamin and eat decently so I shouldn't be deficient in anything.

Anyway, that's why I drink one of these before important meetings or giving a speech.

>>16889540
if you omad or eat <1500kcal a day like me it satisfies hunger. If you're addicted to sugar it must make you hungry I guess, judging from anon's post. reminds one too much of sugar and triggers them into gorging mode?

>>16889014
don't drink it at all
satanism has no place on the table
(not to mention it's just glorified coffee)

>>16890459
huh?

>>16889014
the white flavor is nasty but the other ones are good

>>16889014
They don’t like it. They have to drink it cus this place is infested with fatties

For me

>>16889014
I don't get the memes either, monster is gross as are most energy drinks

For me it's Barq's Miami Cola and the gold Monster Zero.

Does the US/EU still have Ultra Sunrise? I miss it. Orange flavoured shit always gets the shaft.

>>16889014
What guys and where do you eurotrash make this shit up from?

>>16889801
As opposed to what you eurotrash whoar?

>>16892908
I've never seen that but we have the original Tang, it happens if looked for.

>>16889540
caffeine is an appetite suppressant but like the other anon said whatever not-aspartame shit is in it still triggers an insulin response so it might make some people hungry for the real thing although the former is way more common
I like it but I also stopped drinking it after college, the caffeine in 3 tall ones would keep me up for 30 hours minimum

>>16889014
>bought it as a meme once
>now my 2nd energy drink choice
I fucked up

>>16889014
I like the orange one more.

just take caffeine pills, no need to get fat while you fuck up your sleep hours

>>16889014
For me, it's this shit I used to drink in university in the States. The kick from the walmart stuff is like actual hard drugs.

>>16893253
>just take caffeine pills
I drink energy drinks for flavor.
>no need to get fat
Monster Energy Zero Ultra is sugar free. Although I'm more partial to Gfuel, which is also sugar free.

>>16893271
I can tell from that box that you love the white penis.

>>16893281
As someone with a white penis, yes, I love my white, uncircumcised, nearly 9 inch penis. I also love black and brown pussy, and pounding qt traps' backsides until their little white penises blow a load out all over themselves or the floor.

This white can mogs the other white can in flavour

>>16893331
I agree, I love coconut flavoured anything, the new cactus fruit one isn’t great.. Pic related was my energy drink of choice but it’s not available in my country anymore. I don’t drink energy drinks too often anymore

>>16889014
In America, we have our clear sodas in the morning, and our dark sodas in the evening

the choice is obvious

I just make iced tea.

>>16893331
That thing on the top of that can looks like a rat.
There's a rat in the kitchen what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna beat that rat!

>>16889014
Is it really good? I saw it at the store yesterday and saw it had 0 sugar but that stuff is bad for you.

>>16893460
The sparrows are chirping this morning so it be cant be "bad."

>>16893460
>Is it really good?
it's terrible and I have to think that the memes are an astroturf effort. I mean, they're backed by The Coca-Cola Company, such underhanded tactics aren't below them

Moderation.
Now give me four fried chickens and a coke.

>>16893472
Of course the monster meme is a viral ad campaign, how naive would you have to be to believe it’s not? It’s not even underhanded, just business

>>16893470
>>16893472
I know a lot of people in this then. I remember trying the black one as a kid and it tasted terrible. I only tried it cause other kids were drinking it.

>>16893485
That red bull shit is horrid, it tastes like nasty cough syrup, monster is barely one step up from that. That's not saying much.

>>16893490
you got it backwards

>>16893486
There used to be these Monster trucks that would give that stuff out right where I worked. Nobody bought into it, it was that lame.
They couldn't give that shit away.

>>16892920
New, and it's an American meme u retard.

>>16893486
Monster successfully co-opted the "cool" image thanks to astroturfing and their edgy image, also helped by being cheap overall. So kids drink it to appear cool, edgy and adult, since they can't smoke in the open anymore.

>>16893504
There's nothing "cool" about stuptid shit, it does sell however to a certain demographic.

>>16893502
Shit i could imagine
>>16893504
That makes sense everyone was trying to look adult like back then. Even some were drinking coffee in middle school for some reason. I dont even drink coffee as an adult.

>>16893508
The iced cream trucks were much better.
Mr Softee and all.

It's a NY thing.

>>16893394
based mulechad

So it contniues...
A DEATH DUE TO RANSOMWARE

[2021.10.01] [45] The _Wall Street Journal_ is reporting [46] on a
baby’s death at an Alabama hospital in 2019, which they argue was a
direct result of the ransomware attack the hospital was undergoing.

Amid the hack, fewer eyes were on the heart monitors -- normally
tracked on a large screen at the nurses’ station, in addition to
inside the delivery room. Attending obstetrician Katelyn Parnell
texted the nurse manager that she would have delivered the baby by
caesarean section had she seen the monitor readout. “I need u to
help me understand why I was not notified.” In another text, Dr.
Parnell wrote: “This was preventable.”

[The mother] Ms. Kidd has sued Springhill [Medical Center], alleging
information about the baby’s condition never made it to Dr.
Parnell because the hack wiped away the extra layer of scrutiny the
heart rate monitor would have received at the nurses’ station. If
proven in court, the case will mark the first confirmed death from a
ransomware attack.


What will be interesting to see is whether the courts rule that the
hospital was negligent in its security, contributing to the success of
the ransomware and by extension the death of the infant.

Springhill declined to name the hackers, but Allan Liska, a senior
intelligence analyst at Recorded Future, said it was likely the
Russianbased Ryuk gang, which was singling out hospitals at the
time.


They’re certainly never going to be held accountable.

>>16889014
It’s tasty but doesn’t overpower your palate like Red Bull. Perfect /sip/ really, ultra fiesta is my 3nd favourite while
>>16893394 is FOR mixing with booze for mules, henny + dark and stormy.

You probably could just carbonate your own coconut water and get the same thing, right? Maybe that’s what I’ll do

>>16893638
That might work, an aunt has these fancy glass bottles, they just take a standard CO2 cannister and good to go. It's not that plastic shit people keep pushing that requires custom bullshit cannisters.

>>16893660
I could save like a $30 Costco pack of monsters a week between me and my gf if I did that and got some caffeine shots. Interesting idea

>>16893670
They look good too, you'll impress your girl with them.

>>16893670
Seltzer water bottles is what I think they're called.

>>16893692
Siphon bottles like that usually come prefilled and pressurized, but you can sometimes find ones where you can use your own CO2 carts. They'll usually have a fill line and come covered in a mesh for safety in-case you accidentally overpressurize it and blow it the fuck up.

>>16892854
this

>>16889014
Ebic boomer memes. Makes me feel included

>>16893719

>>16893708
The old ones, maybe pre wwII can be filled and refilled with just about anything, it's pretty simple to take the top off for a refilling. The new ones these days, designed by faggots are meant to be single purpose, avoid those.

>>16893734
gtf outta Dodge

waste of money

>>16892854
these got discontinued where I live I bet the jews were involved somehow

>>16894425
>these got discontinued where I live I bet the jews were involved somehow
well Monster is owned by Jews

>>16894472
I knew it

>>16892908
I still see it in gas stations and costcos. the one I miss was the ultra citron. I found some in the ass end of Korea a while back and I cleared out the whole convenience store

ww@ pipeline punch bros

>>16893051
me too got memed into trying it out and now have 1-2 a day

Nitro is the best flavor
I wish they sold it in packs