/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Let's not.

>>16979041
it's weird that they take the cotton candy which is supposed to be puffy, and smush it down into a burrito, other than that this is just ice cream with too many toppings.

>>16979041
fun fact: cotton candy was originally called fairy floss

>>16979041
retarded

>>16979122
It is called Candy Floss in the UK.

>>16979122
>>16979228
Stupid British fags think this is ok. No one cares if the British were first.
American English is the only real English

>>16979041
Fucking disgusting
How would you even eat this?

>>16979236

>>16979194
posting this webm should result in an immediate ban
I refuse to believe that this is an actual dish

>>16979405
Yeah, most of the differences in spelling originate from Noah Webster working to cut out redundant artifacts that Brits continue to cling to. Simplifying is one way to describe it. Streamlining is another.

>>16979421
The Mutt FEARS unsimplified words.

>>16979448
wtf is he doing

>>16979194
"we only have blueberries, some hotdog, spaghetti, and some cereal. how do we make this as repulsive as possible?

>>16979443
impressive

>>16979465
Some retarded myth if I remember correctly, he thought it was like taking a lick of salt and lemon before a shot of tequila.

>>16979421
simplified has less of a negative connotation at this point.

>>16979041

>>16979443

>>16979465
He did this to treat his eye infection instead of going to the doctor

>>16979651
did it work?

>>16979524
>>16979611
>all those eggs with no one to guard them
dream come true for me, yummy

>>16979041
vile

>>16979787
>flaccid
This is very unsettling.

anyone got those crab videos? some japanese guy making all kinds of crab-centric dishes

>>16979818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKX9fGvF63E

>>16979651
>demonstrating eye infection on your cooking show

>>16979524
Why did he place that giant pot covered in eggs on top of the burner at the end?

>>16979657
of course not

>>16979787
a similar bakery opened in my city last month!! I HAVE to get one of these funny thing for my bf hehehe

>>16979897
I've yet to see anyone show why this is a bad idea.

>>16979443
>>16979645
why does he spin the borgar

>>16979194
holy shit, I was always wondering what you were supposed to do first- boil the pasta first or pierce the sausages with it
now I know

>>16979910
>boil the pasta first
how the fuck would that work

>>16979524
how are they able to leave those forts?

>>16979904
(taking the b8)
the grease will fucked up the toaster after 1 toasting and it's certainly a fire hazard
and the heat is too strong: it'll burn the outside and the inside won't be properly cooked
and it's a fake tiktok meme anyway

>>16979912
you're supposed to boil it first and then tread a needle with them
you should preferably use a longer needle as it would make it easier to go through the sausages

>>16979904
that's about an entire bottle of steak sauce; that's why

>>16979922
> they have to eat all the eggs

>>16979041
Do Wom*n really?

>>16979818
What kind of chromosomes deficiency are we dealing with here?

>>16979922
Why would they ever leave?

>>16979891
what a fat fucking ass. lol

>>16980102
WHAT A LIFE

>>16979446

>>16980102

>>16979787
Someone redpill me on the sissyfication of south korea
Is it the Chinese? The north Koreans? Japanese?

coffee

>>16979787
>semen resembling dipping sauce

>>16979818
MILF

>>16980102

>>16979117
agreed, it just looks like a sugary mess
but dammit yknow id try it out of curiosity

thats 100% how these gimmick restaurants get any money- they set up in tourist locations and get people who will try anything once. yknow no one will ever come back. yknow no one will say 'oh man i want some fast food. burger? pizza? no, lets go grab that weird sugary load a trash we had in that overprices new york cafe that paid off buzzfeed employees to go in and take selfies with their weird food.'

in a way i have to respect it.

>>16979194
yknow shits going down when you see that student kitchen lookin ass backdrop

also im pretty sure this is like.... autism food.... looks like something youd make a 6 y/o kids

>>16979642
5 bucks says this belongs to a chick

>>16979824
>food actually looks fucking great tho
i can only imagine the amount of hair in it

>>16979904
>>16979924
https://youtu.be/eYwnU1DuJOo?t=657

>>16980317
-fil-a

>>16980317
>>16980337
fuckin kek

>>16979906
It's his passion and the only thing that brings him joy in life.

>>16980330
why are tiktokers such attention whores? some of the stuff they do doesnt even seem impressive or nothing, its just a weird need to be looked at

>>16980349
Because that's the entire purpose of the app? Literally what it was designed for.

>>16979824
I'm generally indifferent to furries, but the way fursuiters move in irl videos irritates the fuck out of me for some reason. It reminds me of the exaggerated tiktok stuff.

>>16980382
When you don't have facial features to express emotions you have to convey more through movements and your body. It's completely understandable.

>>16980382
its actually similar to the way mascots are trained to walk, since theyre so big and bulky and lack a lot of fine movements or facial features, they reeeeally have to exxagertae
its understandable, but also fair that itd annoy you

>>16980204
>Suddenly sigars
kek

>>16980342
relatable

>>16980368
chang ate the dog after that right?

>>16980619
low effort joke, 2/10

>>16980626
t. Chang

>>16979880
It's almost cartoonish.

>>16980102
holyshit kids are so dumb FUUUUCK THAT I hate them so much

>>16980204
imagine she spits in one, pees in one and farts in mine

>>16980833
its so weird
dammit im gonna try it

>>16979524
how does he get into the fort?

>>16979922
they use the eggsit...duh

>>16980102
Me at 1am trying to get a refill

>>16979405
fake.

Anyways, besides some Western European countries, never forget the entire world learns English to do business with Americans consume American media (for better or worse) and browse American websites. British people in Britain would find it hard to notice, but Britain is not a globally relevant country when compared with America. It was not globally relevant since the end of the empire in the 60's, and the end of British industry in the 70's.

Cope, Britain. Cope all you want. But this is the cold hard fact. I am filming your pathetic cope with my vehicle so smile for the camera, Bong boy

>>16981273
also how do I make the license plate censorship darker? I need help

>>16979524
Stop posting this. I heard from somebody that this man finally got out

>>16979194
>cornflakes
>oat cereal

>>16980391
Same reason why movements in theater is very exaggerated and large, because people in the back can't see the facial emotions

>>16981293
I was about to make fun of her for treating a pound of steak as if it's OUTLANDISHLY HUGE but... holy shit...

>>16981312
In the actual video does it have these edits? Because if it does, she aint eating those Big Macs.

>>16979041
i can feel my cavities burning just looking at this shit

>>16979824
>taps knife

>>16980619
There used to be three dogs.

>>16981306
It's purely for visual effects anon.
You look great btw

>>16979443
>>16979645
G rated and fun to watch.

>>16979891
>>16980095
i bet you would still suck on those tiddies

>>16981252
should have liveleak watermark

>>16979465
He's trying to treat pinkeye with cayenne pepper.
I wonder who put that idea in his dumb head...

>>16980368
I hate cunts like this.
Don't just sit their staring at the dog like it's your 20-something year old friend who's just said something kinda inappropriate. Discipline the fucking thing or it will keep stealing food. Yell at it, put it out side, give it a firm but gentle whack on the snout, whatever, but don't just let it get a way with misbehaving.

>>16981273
So what you're saying is that English spoken in England is old and a more traditional version of the language, while English spoken in the US is more relevant to international business and media and as such is simplified to allow for better communication?

>>16981911
Except American English is closer to the traditional English than what's spoken in most of the UK.

>>16979465
Looking at the replies to this post and in utter disbelief at the monumental retardation of this /ck/retin

>>16981969
Ja/ck/ is a national treasure.

>>16979446
even if it's fake I still believe the majority of those things eat like this

>>16979448
would have been more effective to just mace himself

>>16979651
God bless the USA

>>16981911
>>16981936
This is what happens when you break off a language. In the US, they still use the Arabic loanword "candy", which was adopted around the same time sugary sweets were introduced into the UK through France. Meanwhile, in the UK, they've since simplified their language and nowadays use the colloquial term "sweets" to refer to what they used to call candy.

Which is why the joke in: >>16979405 kind of falls flat. But hey, it makes for le ebin memes, amirite? Just ignore the fact it's an American company.

>>16980102
fucking lost to this one lmao
the kid has a surprisingly mature response to slipping and eating shit after spilling his drinks twice

>>16981332
>>16981312
Its all fake unless they have the clock counting down

>>16982117
The truck vs lorry thing is another example. The original term "truck" goes back to the Latin and Greek words for wheels and wheeled vehicles. Meanwhile "lorry" came about from some 19th century slang about hauling things, lugging and lurrying, etc.

>>16979891
MFW I was the one who made this webm. My old HDD died but I'm happy to know my OC lives on.

>>16981293
>>16981304
>>16981312
>>16981337

>>16982213
Literally nothing about this is impressive or interesting.

>>16979787
>flaccid
Those are cocks motherfucker

>>16979524

>>16980177
It is because the country is run by a feminist death cult that wants to turn everyone into women. Not even joking.

>>16982151
You should be proud.
That thicc pastries webm has derailed so many threads on /v/, /tv/, /fit/ and /ck/

>>16982130

>>16982338
should have shown how to cut apples and snickers, i cut my fingers

>>16982333
Rename your files.

>>16982377
Stop replying to him.

>>16979041

>>16982333
Why are Americans like this?

>>16981282
lol

>>16982338
Friend got upset when I called it dessert. It apparently holds the same weight as a side. The ABSOLUTE STATE of Iowans

>>16979194
Do Poles Motherfuckin' Really?

>>16979611
EGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EGG HOW DOES THE CAMERAMAN ESCAPE EGG AHHHHH

>>16980102
Me slipping on my piss after being too lazy to turn on the bathroom light at 2am

>>16982425
white people be like
>parmesan
XD

>>16979787
>they had to show a white girl eating the darkest one

>>16982679
she probably chose it

>>16979891
is that Alegra Cole?

>>16979790
kek

>>16980256
i despise zoomers they must die

>>16980839
mmmm yum i'll take the piss one

>>16982710
Oh boy, I sure love my burger being completely soggy and inedible

>>16982227
wtf why so mad lol. that your daddy or something? lol kek did daddy beat ya or somethin

>>16980102
We are no different young man.

>>16982710
>>16982780
Wet burgers are a cheapo Istanbul street food thing, but the extra sauce on top is just egregious tiktok bullshit.

>>16982130
I'm NOT mad at all!

>>16982710
>tortas ahogadas american version

>>16982101
we hold up our pans with our hands to catch them, we drink them up, eat them up, up, up

>>16982369

>>16982213
He would do it faster without the stupid flair.

>>16983074
So he brought out 21 quarters = $5.25

He then gets a tray of large drink, pie dessert, salad tray, large fries, and a double whopper. Is this realistic? I don't think so. Especially when this is an airport Burger King, so things are more expensive.

Yeah fuck this movie.

>>16983116
Movie inspiration took place 1988. Wiki claims dude was stuck in French airport from 1988-2006, and movie was released on 2004. It mightbhave been possible.

>>16979041
I have never been this angry before in my entire life.

>>16983141
oh. fuck this movie

>>16981873
The problem with well-behaving dogs is you can't milk 'em for epic social media content.

>>16979824
Well. Ive run out of reasons not to kill these freaks. Seeing them cook in their sexsuits was the last straw.

>>16979891
>fat
>upper 40's
>eats like shit
Ech. Like a disgusting wine aunt, and not the sexy kind.

>>16982327
>>16982323
This looks like mental illness to me. 90% of fatties are subhuman filth but some are kinda just fucked.

>>16979891
Who is this?

>>16983187
>sexsuits
You can't fuck in a traditional fursuit, you have to use something called a "murrsuit" and they don't look even half as nice as that.

>>16981740
No. Only you, you granny fucking cuck.

>>16982101
>gay anime about glamping.
>dumb bitch copying gay anime, probably doesn't actually camp.
>anime in general, still exists.

God fucking damnnit I hate this planet.

>>16979611
There are fields, Neo, endless fields where human beings are no longer born. We are grown..

>>16981273
whoever did this picture did a fantastic job censoring the license plate.

>>16982088
He believes it's fake

>>16983204
I will kill you for this knowledge alone, and instilling that disgusting tripe into my mind.

>>16983204
>thinks animal fucker suits look nice.

To the Gulag with you, post haste.

>>16983242
Together we can bear the burden of knowledge.

who was in the wrong here

>>16982700
>:(

>>16982266
I've been looking to learn more about this, can you redpill me on this one bro?

>>16979651
>>16979657
>>16979862
>>16979895
>>16981802
Hahahhahahaha my sides
Please my sides holy moly I'm gonna die, Fucking jack ahahahahah

>>16980095
>>16981740
>>16982719
>>16983195
alura jenson

>>16982323
>americans

>>16982323
>American Cooking
>Is German

>>16983074
>entire movie is a Burger King commercial
Fuck Burgers

>>16983441
>>16983418
All fat people are honorific Americans

>>16980102
While I absolutely despise parents filming their kids and posting it online, this one made me feel good.
I still hate the parent though

>>16980256
is this vtm:b?

>>16981273
people learn english cause it's the easiest language to learn

>>16980833
>not using sky meat

>>16982264
how does the cat get out??

>>16983532
English isn't easy to learn shut yo stupid dumb dumb head mup da doop po didda git dat tum muhfugen bix nood up before I kill you.

>>16982213
The secret ingredient is cocaine

>>16979041
>>>/ck/

>>16983119
it looks like prosthetic

>>16983565
>>>/lgbt/

>>16979194
WE WERE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU FROM THIS
also knedlíky fucking suck

>>16982425
What is that last video? He takes somthing round dips it in the soup and hands it to the kid?

>>16981873
odds are that dog was trained to act cute

of course some dogs simply cant be trained, not to an extent where they overcome their instincts. but thats not a chihuahua or something, looks like a golden retriever to me
so unless this one is a special case- it shouldnt be hard

>>16982151
>p-please maam stay away i dont have any money

>>16982227
nah man hes just havin a blast look at him go!
its never a bad time for a party in your head

>>16979041
i have an iphone and i cant watch these wtf

>>16980177
Taiwan

>>16982323
real talk isnt this some kinda reality show? one of those 'woah heres how those freaks live!' kinda tv shows? the people who invite these producers to their house are pretty much never innocent animals in the zoo who dont realize theyre being watched. they CALL THEM UP so they can come in and film em being weird- theyre 99% of the time attention whores (unless they really are mentally ill or clueless, in which case its someone in their life whos the attention whore and is pimping out their disabled family member for clout). the show creators will often ask em to do something unusually ridiculous and amp it up for the cameras, and theyll do it.

>>16982213
What an annoying ass

>>16982323
>>16982327
>>16982333
>>16982338
>>16982340
>>16982369
>filenames
absolutely fucking rent free innit
im pretty sure the first three arent even american

>>16983097
that made me think, why are like, 90% of tf2 cosplayers, fanartists and general content creators women? esp with such a large male playerbase? esp when it feels like most men who play the game dont engage in fandom, and most women who engage in fandom dont play the game

this has to be one of the biggest disparities between a piece of media's playerbase and its fanbase

>>16981337
I'd love to see her belly after that.

>>16980102
Cleaning it up each time? Good for him.

>>16980330
this woman is pretty cool, she tackles a lot of retarded buzzfeed tier cooking shitshows, 'life hax' and attention whoring tiktokers

https://youtu.be/nwQvMF-Rm4k
https://youtu.be/Hf9lD523C_k

>>16982151
>accept, decline, decline
Free Monster Energy with a side helping of seethe

>>16982151
I'd fuck his ass, but only if he still has his penis. no homo.

>>16983705
where the hell are you niggers finding all these colorful monster energy drinks? i live in a middle of nowhere shithole, all we got is standard green, standard blue low carb, boomer white and mango loco

>>16980833
Kind of like armadillo eggs.

>>16980059
Looks like he a brazillian extra ones.

>>16981244
>mfw a chink eats a bat and shuts down travel so I haven't been able to go to Japan, get drunk, and leer at teenagers in McDonalds.

>>16983731
>he fell for the 'chink ate a bat, now were all fucked' meme
yesh shtoopid american, brame da cihitizen!

>>16983659
actually this is entirely scripted, the women is an actress hired to play this role and there's some sort of script in place. Further, this actress has been hired multiple times to play the role of fat disgusting slob women in a variety of these scripted reality TV shows that enjoyed somewhat infamous popularity in Germany. Her name is Dominique Gregori, and playing a retard on TV just seems to be her acting niche.

>>16983743
>Implying the same people who can't build a vegan escalator can develop viruses in labs.

>>16979818
so someone fucked an ape and this is the result right?

>>16983226
It's from the live action adaptation (the not JAV one).

>>16982323
>>16982327
>>16982333
>>16982338
>>16982340

'America was a mistake'

Christopher Columbus

>>16983703
i fell in love with her, is this bad?

>>16980368
It's a dog eat dog world.

>>16983379
Is that a fake fish?

>>16983731
now Im glad it happened

>>16983763
>implying the average chinese dirt farmer that sends their kids to build your nike shoes is the same person as their elite scientists

>>16983757
please tell me this is out of context, and that they didnt ACTUALLY think painting a lady with fireplace soot is gonna make people think shes black or something

>>16983777
i like these weird stop motion cooking art pieces

>>16983905
i mean
shes married with kids so i dont think youre in luck, but hey nothing wrong with that

>>16984126
It's about her being addicted to tanning, so they just paint her and have her tan in increasingly ridicules ways the entire time. Of course she's still eating like a slob during the episode, but that's just the subtle B-Plot. Also the actress seems to have lost about 200lbs since filming this

>>16984182
yeah thats reality TV for ya, especially 'freak TV'
its 100% a meme

>>16980839
haha that would be yucky, where would you get that tho haha!

>>16981244
the ending where they revert back to being in school going to sports again
damn japan really knows how to make me feel
and i didnt even like school

>>16984119
Your right. They get dibs on what ever creatures the peasants catch while farming.

>>16982474
>It apparently holds the same weight as a side
What the fuck.

>>16983626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panipuri
They taste pretty great

>>16983683
The vast majority of yaoi artists are women. Put two and two together.

>>16982968
It's Turkish. Look up islak burgers.

>>16979824
What kind of dog has wings?

>>16982130
fuck you, fuck you

>>16980102
Every day I live without having children, my soul sinks ever-deep into despair.

>>16981273
Pic is your average anon's car

>>16979228
I've seen some folks call it candy floss here too. Might be a regionalism still here.

>>16983703
>making ice in a microwave
Are people seriously this retarded?

>>16982130
That first one of cutting the bagel poorly only brought great sympathy and commiseration from my heart. I've been there too, girl.

>>16982010
Is he making a saw?

>>16982213
does he have a movement disorder

>>16984623
Those videos often have hundreds of millions of views. Multiple times, if they're made in several languages.

>>16981244

>>16979194
What the fuck did I just watch?

>>16980102

>>16984653
innovation

>>16982130
chaos is just order supreme.

>>16979448
JUST

>>16983763
America created it, China leaked it.

>>16984646
God damn I hate anime.

>>16984434
well yeah no shit, and the vast majority of yuri artists are men. people be straight and like to see people kiss n fuck. but why TF2, is the question? it aint the only game with an all-male or majority-male cast, and there is tons of media thats why more accessible to secondaries than a video game. its not even the only fangirl bait video game.

>>16984623
she says exactly what ive been sayin for ages- people dont know how their tech works anymore. the world is both more complex, and simultiounsly way simpler to live in. people think everything is magic, appliances are all voodo, food gets bippidy-boppity-brought into existence right in the stores, and smarter people are there to hold their hand because theyre too stupid to figure anything out themselves.

>>16982101
is she having a stoke when breaking the pasta

>>16982323

She's breaking through to new vistas, cutting through a thicket, to new and secret gardens of her own design.

>>16982710

>>16983097
someone post the Christmas one PLEASE

>>16983532
Wrong. the easiest language to learn is Arabic and Chinese (mandarin and Canto)

"Bing Chilling"
t. John

Post more cute furries

>>16984851

>>16984752
blah blah anime website food and cooking board

>>16979443
This used to be how we determine the President

>>16982151
Sorry, mister. I only drink the sugar free Monsters.

>>16980619
Not before brutally torturing it

>>16983712
Ultra Sunrise is where it's at

>>16983683
because women crave attention, anon. Are you old enough to be on this site?

>>16981293
>>16981304
>>16981312
How the fuck do these mukbang videos even work?
I mean, surely jewtube isn't actualy throwing so much money after mukkers that they both break even on the food and can make an actual living from it. R-right?

Taking those vides as examples, that amount of macdicks, or 5 1pound steak dinners for that matter, aren't exactly cheap in nip land.

>>16982970
Finally, an excuse to post this.

>>16979446
based

>>16982010
ho boy it's about to get litty in here

>>16982010
This one always kills me

>>16982010
Jack is so retarded lol

>>16985307

>>16983631
>but thats not a chihuahua or something, looks like a golden retriever to me
>Implying chihuahuas can't be trained

>>16985321
Weird seeing him with two working arms

>>16982764
>getting angry at young coworkers just doing a little dance to lighten up their mood and boost morale at their work

why are you like this?

>>16985343
Feels like a different lifetime.

>>16985321
the fact that he hasn't yet killed himself with food poisoning is crazy

>>16979194
laughed out loud,that's really funny

>>16985426
Well, he cooks pretty much only for his videos, so that's that.

>>16983204

>>16980102
fucking lmao

>>16982227
>>16983109
he's just goofing around and enjoying making his crepes why u have to be mad

>>16985176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r_kMiQt-R4

>>16985234
How was someone posting an old meme an excuse for you to post the same old meme?
You don't have to announce that you "get it" every time you do, man.

>>16985321
Did he ever manage to sell any of the recipes or patents or whatever we're calling it?

>>16979818
Do Brazilians really?

>>16984646
this reminds me of my job at mcdonalds, except my senpai was a bald and sweaty ex-stock trader in his 40s who smoked meth in the disabled toilet that was always out of order

>>16985346
i wish i could punch his stupid face in

>>16985979
I'd like to see you try.

>>16986009
lmao look at that withered chicken wing of an arm

>>16986009
ja/ck/ is a BEAST, he will beat down anon faster than he beat down his 14 year old son for smoking pot.

>>16986075
DOWN TO THE GROUND!

>>16986055
i thought you were taking the piss but
goddamn youre right. hes twice my size and his arm is the size of mine

>>16980393
*exaggerate

>>16986274
are you 10?

>>16986009
How does that body shape happen? It's like he's got a beer belly but only around his diaphragm.

>>16986324
He's like 5'5

>>16982141
Honestly looks good

>>16982224
>there must be more to life.png

>>16982224
Can you say the same, Imperial?

>>16979194
is this suppose to be funny or creative?

>>16983612
Say that again motherfucker and I shove a whole loaf of knedliky up your ass

>>16986372
where did he hide the bodies?

>>16979446
>Tandoori Burb
Kek