/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It’s done

>>17006152
thanks for the update

clean your stovetop

>>17006152
looks aight for a frozen pizza desu

>>17006170
It’s ok. It’s one of those pizzas with the sandy shit on the bottom though which I don’t care for.

>>17006070
You a Publix bro?
Cuz they have those pizzas bogo this week.

>>17006220
That’s a good deal, but the closest publix is about an hour away. I got this from Walmart

>>17006197
oh are you that fat guy living in a cabin?

>>17006236
Yeah that’s me

>>17006197
>that leg

>>17006197
oh my good GOD man, how did it come to this.

>>17006275
Come to what? Diablo sauce is great

>>17006312
how much do you weigh?

>>17006197
Why are you using a paper plate anon?

>>17006152
wala

>>17006488
Around 300 or so pounds I think. It’s been years since I’ve weighed myself
>>17006557
Because I can toss them away when I’m done of course. The nearest sink to wash a real plate is at least 150 feet away

>>17006557
Fat people love them because they are lazy.

>>17006611
Can I visit you in your rape cabin

>>17006611
Is... What is this? Where do you live?

>>17006197
We're achieving basedness on a scale once thought impossible.

>>17006197
>Diablo sauce
connoisseur of basedness tbdesu

>>17006620
an old hunting cabin in his parents back yard

>>17006620
It’s a cabin where I spend most of my free time

>>17006638
>>17006653
Sounds pretty comfy

>>17006653
Is that a load bearing pizza pile?

>>17006653
are you from a rich family and just gave up on personal ambition?

>>17006653
id like to kiss you

>>17006197
I think it's cornmeal. The sandy shit
Just fyi

>>17006702
i love cornmeal not OP

>>17006152
cheese doesnt look good, dough looks thic.

>>17006685
We are lower middle class I’d say. Not rich by any means.
>>17006702
That’s nice to know. I think Dominoes has that same cornmeal on theirs

>>17006715
whats your toilet and shower look like?

>>17006721
I already have a picture of my toilet saved but I can’t get to the shower right now

>>17006737
thats a really nice floor for that dumpy looking cabin. is that in the cabin?

Did you ever reply to that girls email op?

>>17006745
No it’s in the real house. Down the hill there.

>>17006755
You may need to jog my memory anon. I remember emailing someone’s friend from here but it’s been a while back and I only look at my emails if I’m expecting something

>>17006152
>cardiac jimbles

>>17006759
COOKbro you look so cute there.

thats a nice house

>>17006197
That's one beefy calf. Remind me not to ever try to fight you, okay?gtkdx

>>17006715
You could really make something outta that cabin y'know. Then you'd at least be a guy getting fat off tasty treats in a COMFY cabin. That in an of itself is kind of a sick lifestyle.

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>>17006981
Thank you.
>>17007003
I plan on getting a new microwave and mini fridge at least pretty soon. I’ve had the ones up here now for about a decade. Got a new tv the other day

>>17007003
It looks to me like a version of the Evil Dead cabin that would take a few years of work to do anything with. At the very least, you would need a phone company to come out and dig up the yard every now and then just to keep continuity between the electric/phone lines.

>>17007058
the way you point at things is so cute

>>17007003
Ignore his "i'm lower middle class" bullshit. His dad is rich. He's a fat retard failure living off his rich family. He couldn't even clean the vents if daddy told him to.

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>>17007058
Cabinbro I have missed you I was just thinking about you from a post someone shared of you the other day. How’s the butcher life going? Also please kiss me

>>17007061
It's not like he's going anywhere. One project here, another project there. Eventually it becomes something really nice. So what if it takes years. Years are are all he's got.

>>17006715
do you stay in the cabin in the winter anon?
does it have heat?
do you burn your old pizza boxes in an oven/stove to keep warm?

>>17006197
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>>17006312
>EPIC collection, fellow hot sauce fanatic!!!

>>17007133
fuck off back to plebbit tranny

>>17007070
Maybe you have me confused with someone else? I wish my folks were rich but we live pretty modestly.
>>17007096
The butcher life has been going good. My buddy at work just quit the other day so that kinda bummed me out but I’ll be the manager soon so hopefully my pay goes up.
>>17007122
I sleep in the regular house but I’ve got two heaters up here for warmth. I’ve barely had to use them so far

>>17006152
how do you burn something that has exact temperature and timings on the package

>>17007175
Will you roast/eat the weiner dog if there's no more pizza?

hey cabinguy, long time no see, you my nigga

>>17006611
>diet sunkist

>>17007175
I have those exact same crocks and a red dapple dachshund AND my alcohol of choice is Cpt. Morgan. Are you me? Is it meant to be?

>>17007178
I like my pizza slightly burned
>>17007181
No he’s my friend
>>17007191
It’s probably my favorite drink ever

>>17007195
That’s pretty crazy man. I wear those crocks almost everywhere besides work. Our other dachshund is a dapple

>>17007219
what is that in front of him? did he throw up anon?

>>17007236
i will now smuggle your drug's

>>17007210
>the great doughnut incident
care to explain what's going on here?

>>17007178
That's just how frozen pizzas look.

>>17007236
No, I did.
>>17007244
I accidentally dropped a couple doughnuts on the floor. I hit rock bottom that night. Should have pointed at them

Holy hell man, if you don't have a heart attack or some other serious health issue as a result of your weight, diet, and overall disgusting lifestyle I'd be shocked. Is this some kind of depression? Get some help bud.

>>17007058
oh an upgrade, huh?

>>17007219
>>17007195
now touch dicks

>>17007295
Maybe we can touch wieners

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>>17007058
>mask hanging on peg
wtf anon? should we be concerned about you wearing that in some backwoods?

>>17007317
I forgot that was there. Someone in school gave me that mask for something, but I can’t remember what

>>17007329
probaby horror movie-style murder, anon; ffs, get rid of it! at least don't post it online, baka

>>17007276
Dangerously accurate

>>17007219
Your dapple is very fuckable fyi

>>17007363
Anon, we know it’s hidden somewhere in that cabin, just show us the fleshlight

>>17007376
sleep tight, pupper

>>17007175
>I sleep in the regular house
So what's keeping you from moving into the cabin full-time for real?
You're not that young, parents can't get you out of the house, should be a good opportunity to cut the umbi cord at least a bit.
Why not?

>>17006070
cabin bro i wish I could make you a pizza from scratch. Here is a pic of mine. Obviously Id replace the green peppers with some sort of meat

>>17007438
>replace
how about add? the gp look good, so keep them

>>17007442
For sure, they are pickled green peppers I grew. The sauce is homemade from tomatoes I grew. I'd also remove the cornmeal from the bottom of my pizza. I just wanna make cabin senpai notice me ;w;

Heres another pizza I made, please dont bully about the forks, I didn't use them

>>17007456
i'm not op; use whatever forks you want; also, cool china
Just add some pupperoni: >>17007219 >>17007312 >>17007393

>>17007423
Sleeping up here doesn’t sound very comfy. I have problems keeping mice out especially during this time of the year. And plus there’s no bathroom so if I had to shit I’d have to go all the way down to the house unless I hung my ass off the side of the porch or something
>>17007456
Looks good man sounds like you put a lot of work into it. Yeah I’m not much of a green pepper guy but I would still eat it to make you feel good

>>17007484
Hi cabin senpai, I would omit the green peppers and add spam or pepperoni. You seem like a man with patrician tastes. But I'd also add garlic. But idk, Id just wanna make u happy while we cuddle on the couch and u played vidya. I usually dont like big guys but u are an exception because you are based af.

Also snap traps are way better for dealing with mice imo. I had mouse issues last year but this year I was killing one or 2 a night and now I dont hear them in the house anymore. The traps kill them instantly and you can just reuse the traps right away.

>>17007484
>tfw ywn hang your ass off the side
y even live, cabinbro?

>>17007501
I’m not gay but as long as you don’t murder me or something I probably wouldn’t mind. I have both sticky traps and snap traps put out up here. I killed 7 in one night about 6 months ago and since then I keep the place Home Aloned as much as I can.

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>>17007531
Do you ever watch mousetrap mondays? That guy has some cool ideas, I think he made a trap that killed 20 in one night.

I'm not gay either but I did mess around with girls when I was younger. I also doubt I could murder you considering I'm at least 200 lbs lighter than you, probably a foot shorter too, and I suck with firearms.

>>17007531
>guitar headstock by itself hanging on corkboard
dude, literally everything needs explaining in your pics; story?

>>17007531
kino

>>17007556
I had a gf for a year or so in senior year of high school but that’s the only girl I’ve really fooled around with. You seem cool though I’d play some vidya with you and eat your homemade pizza
>>17007558
It’s just some toy my mom got me for Christmas some years back that plays guitar chords or something when you press different buttons on it. I think it’s meant to be a tree ornament. I used to play guitar a bit.

>>17007581
>I used to play guitar
how long ago?
how loud could you crank that in the cabin without disturbing the old fogies in the house down the hill? would they complain?

>>17006070
I'm going to be making the exact same pizza in about an hour. love me some freschetta

>>17007531
Put Hershey's vomit chocolate syrup + peanut butter in the middle of your glue traps. It sounds crazy but you will catch so many of them. I've eradicated so many of them. They love that shit and they'll gangbang every glue trap once you properly bait them. They can sniff that shit out.

>>17007586
I guess it’s been about 2 years since I quit playing. That particular amp was a very dumb purchase. It was much too powerful for just practicing on and would shake the whole building if I cranked it up past 1 on the volume knob. They never complained because I rarely played it when they were asleep. I miss it sometimes.
>>17007602
Enjoy it friend, I’d like to see how yours turns out.

>>17007531
>little league participation trophies in closet
the dead giveaway of a permanent manchild who will never leave home

>>17007609
Yeah I usually use peanut butter but I’ve never tried Hershey’s syrup. We have some down in the fridge though. I think there’s still one more mouse in here because I hear scratching coming from the drawers but I actually haven’t heard it today.

>>17007616
I'll try and remember to take a pic for the thread once its done

>>17007630
The sugar + bean/nut mixture that they consume in the wild will drive they crazy. It's like flies to shit, anon.

do u ever get free meat from your butcher job?

>>17006653
HOLY BASED

>>17007642
Not free, but I do get very good discounts. I pay the same price that it costs us to get them. So a pack of ribeyes that we may sell for 14.99 per pound may cost me something like 7.49 a pound. Sometimes I chop up ribeyes for top tier ground beef but that’s our little secret

>>17007630
I want to be your feeder. I want to work your butcher job so you dont have to get out of the house and bring home meat and junk food and feed you ridiculous portions so you can at least double your size. I then wanna rub your belly and hand feed you while you play vidya
Why am I like this?!?

>>17007630
>glue trap for mice
not him, but are you man enough to at least quickly put them out of their misery once thy're caught & sticky? not a judgement; just wondering. I don't know if I could.

>>17007671
That sounds amazing. Not looking forward to going back to the grind tomorrow. Although I guess I’d rather go there and work than double my weight..
>>17007678
I use this stick to kill them if I catch them on a sticky pad. The crunch of their skull kinda gets to me but what are ya gonna do

>>17006152
Yes it is done indeed. A little too done if you ask me. It's fucking burnt

post more belly

>>17007708
fine

>>17006152
that's honestly pretty redpilled. congrats.

>>17007701
>stick
at least they don't suffer too long.
I'm not an animal rights activist, but have you ever thought about just flingin' 'em into the forest with a mini/mouse-catapult? perhaps with a block of cheese for their troubles?

>>17007818
I haven’t considered it but I do have a slingshot that I’ve hardly got the chance to use

>>17007725
SwitChads have the best bodies

>>17007847
I have a very similar image myself

>>17007725
I'd pour honey on your belly and lick it off, Hershey's syrup on your shoulders and massage you, and peanut butter cock and clean it off...

>>17007484
>mice
I have one of those pump sprayers that you use for like weed killer that I mix ammonia/epsom salt/water in to deter rodents/pests. Might want to try that. Just spray around and under your cabin. Soak a few tennis balls in it and leave them in places where they won't get wet too.also you have used steel mesh and a stapler gun to close up all entrances into your cabin right?

>>17007879
Sounds incredibly messy, but I’d love a good massage at least
>>17007882
There used to be cracks at the edges of the door where I’d literally see them come in and out sometimes but I drilled a board to block those entrances. I really don’t know how they are still getting inside but it’s not near as bad as it used to be.

>>17007857
I member when this image was posted on /v/

About to hit the hay fellas. Thanks for keeping me company tonight. Still waiting to see how other anons pizza turned out as well

>>17007531
What are the trophy’s for?

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>>17007962
Here's my pizza, turned out pretty good. Probably could have left it in another minute or two but I don't like mine quite as burnt. Have a good night anon

>>17007962
Sweet dreams, cabin-kun. I'll be dreaming about you UwU

>>17007962
Fat, hairy belly notwithstanding, your posts always light up the board. Don't come back too often, but don't stay away too long. You will be not be missed, but your return will spark joy and thanks. Fare thee well, and godspeed.

>>17008008
Based Freschettabro, looks nice. Enjoy it anon.
>>17008018
Goodnight friend

>>17008002
gymnastics

>>17006260
>N64 controller with limp analog stick
Stop with the Mario Party OP, you know they're not making any more of those

>>17008192
Um

>>17008312
>Nintendo now depriving zoomers of experiencing Mario Party-based stigmata
Fucking nanny state strikes again

>>17007329
that is one cool mask. can you point at it rather than holding it? also bump from 10th

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How do we meme Cabin-brah a hot gf? Surely there is one depraved woman out there that is smoking hot and willing to become Cabin-brah's feeder?

>>17006759
looks comfy

>>17007261
based and switch pro pilled

>>17007261
>6+ string cheese
wew fuckin lad

>>17006197
>don't know what cornmeal is
have you been retarded your entire life or is this a recent thing

>>17006070
I prefer this

>>17006759
That looks like either Virginia or Western Maryland.

>>17006671
KEK

>>17015015
think hes actually in florida

>>17016008
hmmm... you may be right. That raised house and red metallic roof is a style in the South, particularly South Carolina.

>>17007261
are you a janny?

>>17006152
You burnt it.

>>17006312

Do you not find cold taco bell to be terrible?

>>17006737
>That earwax
Are you a dog?

>>17014074
I miss this so much

>>17017513
It's still for sale anon

>>17006197
Do you live in a garage?

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>>17006070
That's some tiny fucking pizza.

I'm so glad I checked /ck/ today. Based unipizzaer.

>>17006070
What are you doing for thanksgiving cabinbro?

>>17018608
no fatso spends most of his time in a cabin on his parents property. try to keep up.

>>17007178
Because not all stoves are the same. Also, frozen pizzas usually are a little burnt when cooked all the way through. Looking like the box art usually leaves them doughy.

>>17018994
Not much ust continuing to be fat and a gigantic waste of space. Thanks for asking though.

>used to buy pizza downtown once every month or so
>buy the vanilla tomato and cheese freeze pizza from lidl all the time
>earlier this year lidl started selling dirt cheap tomato, cheese and ham pizza
>haven't bought pizza downtown since
still amazed seeing how many people still buy overpriced pizzas downtown when there are so much money to save

>>17006197
I wish Taco Bell would just bottle their Diablo sauce for retail.

>>17006152
Nice

>>17006197
i have those socks and a desk similar to that. are you my horrible fat, depressing future?

>>17006759
what did that tree do exactly?

>>17006653
holy based

>>17007236
Did that lil nigga eat a clown?

>>17017049
this
when it's cold you really get to appreciate how it's just a sack full of glop. for some reason when it's hot you don't notice it.

>>17007484
glue traps seem like the most awful way to die.

>>17006260
>diet mountain dew

Is that you /v/ poster ?

>>17024919
that is 100% the same place

>>17024919
dear god I can’t look away

>>17024919
would marry and have kids with/10

>>17024919
the king of hypertension

>>17006671

>>17024919
Awesome

>hello i am going to make something
>here is my progress on making it and pictures to go along with it
the above is an example of a good thread

>hello i'm going to make something, alright now it's done
>here's 50 posts about my fucking life because i'm a tripfag without a trip and i need (((yous))) for validation
this is an example of a bad thread

>>17025632
This is literally all he has in life, give him a break

>>17008008
Have a feeling that is raw in the middle

I've missed you cabinbro. I hope you read this when you wake up. Have a good day and keep eating like a king. Bless

>>17024919
dear god

>>17007962
Are you the Taco Bell anon from /crg/ in /tg/?