/ck/ - Food & Cooking

post most recent grocery list, chubbs

>>17010237
bring your own mobility scooter with you fatso

>>17010244
Chubbs? I have a medical disorder that prevents me from losing weight, dumb fuck

>>17010249
Good stay at home then and stop subjecting the normal people from looking at your disgusting fat body while it rolls down the aisle.

>>17010237
Unironically ask for a staff member to follow you with a standard cart. They have to do it

>>17010253
So everyone with fibromyalgia should just stay home? Wow you are dumb

damn, 4chan is a boomer website.

>>17010274
Pretty much or just off yourself

>>17010274
>fibromyalgia
and other lies your doctor told you to get you out of his office since you're a fucking liar.

>>17010237
Just grab a cart, you can drive with one hand and hold the cart with the other.

If you have a magical condition that prevents you from losing weight then just stop eating. Think of how much money you could save.

>>17010237

What the fuck am I looking at

How is is going to withstand the crushing weight applied to this contraption ?

>>17010542
the wheel is in the middle dum dum

>>17010274
I have fibromyalgia and I'm not fat. You're just making up excuses for being a lard ass.

>>17010542
That's just a stabilizer for the cart. There's another roller on the other side. The actual front wheel for the scooter is in the middle.

tie the power cord to a regular cart.

>>17010274
Fat fuck

>>17010604
OP is too fat to be able to bend down to grab the cord, or else your idea would work.

>>17010506
it's ironic because what is presented by the OP as a problem, is in fact also the solution

where I live, I can get groceries delivered for as little as 3 bucks, which is not that much if you get $100 worth of groceries (let's say 2-3 weeks worth)

>>17010274
Why wouldn't you just say you have that in the first place instead of being bait?

>>17010631
Not to mention he would have to get his fat ass out of the chair every time he wanted to put something in the cart, which would probably would be more of a workout then just walking around the store.

>>17010254
& a trumbone

>>17010274
>fibromyalgia
Here we go...

>>17010247
Yeah. If you're going to be so fat you can't walk, do it in fucking style.

>>17011803
This is why people hate America.

>>17011810
I think you're just jealous

theres 2 types of these where i live:
>>plastic(coated) seat which doesnt let any liquids through, and you just end up sitting in your own filth while shopping
and
>>felt covered foam. these are the better ones since they can absorb a fair amount of liquid before they start to 'weep'

I end up bringing a towel when i shop now just in case they only have the plastic ones left. I have been asked a few times at the checkout why the towel, and i just say its for comfort

>>17010237
ask if you can have someone who works there follow you with a cart to help

>>17010237
Fucking Amerifats

>>17010274
Fibromyalgia doesn't prevent you from losing weight. In fact, if you were smart, you would be eating a diet that reduces your symptoms, and you would lose weight just from that alone.

>>17011528

>>17010249
eat less

>>17010249
Lazy isnt a medical disorder

>Live in Canada
>our electric shopping scooters are used by old people 90% of the time
>maybe once every 3 months I will see a morbidly obese person riding a scooter

>>17010254
>They have to do it
I dunno m8. If I worked at a grocery store and some fatty asked me to push a cart for them I would jump on that shit so fast. No way in hell is that worse than stocking shelves or being a cashier or whatever.

>>17011522
nah, he could use pic related

>>17014211
I have seen morbidly obese scooter shoppers using these.

>>17013662
You go to the grocery store every 3 months then see your reflection in the glass?

>>17010249
>>17010274
this will make them bite like crazy I bet