/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17012065
in the name of Satan, do amerigoblins really eat this much jn one sitting?

there must be 2000 calories in that sodium ridden thing

This is the best pizza in America (buscemi's)

>>17012065
>le 1000 layers of food
What is wrong with yanks?

>>17012101
Where ya from, the UK? Oh yeah delish food there. Top KEK

>>17012078

The best pizza in America is from Brother's Pizzeria on Port Richmond Ave in Staten Island.

>>17012113
Not from the UK, but our food is actually nutritious and isn't just piles of processed slop

>>17012065
Fellow 603 here. Now get the fuck off 4chan before I meet you in real life.

>>17012136
That pie looks fuckin legit bro

>>17012065
>>17012173
why dont you guys meet up. i bet both of you guys are lonely introverted autists that would love each others company.

>>17012078
>>17012136
>both new york
Maybe I should go to new york one day and just get all of these. if u cookbros have more suggestions im open.

>>17012179
We probably already know each other; that's how small the population is. Especially if they're posting Moe's, which is only in the Seacoast area.

>>17012185
>>17012065
I bet you guys walked into the store together and were just staring at your phone and didn't even notice each other .

like if i met a fellow cookbro at the store i would want to hug them.

>>17012179
Buscemis is michigan only dork

Britbong

>>17012205
>Buscemis is michigan only dork
u dont have to be so mean cookbro :(

>>17012188
I'm in front of my laptop looking at stromboli, guy

actual doner from ankara, miles better than anything of same name youve ever had

>>17012213
go up to him and tell him u want to be his fren

>>17012065
Northeast Oklahoma has this gravy smothered abomination called a Hot Hamburger.

>Texas Toast
>Hamburger Patty
>Buried in fries
>Smothered in country gravy

>>17012074
>>17012101
>complaining about getting too much meat in your sandwich
Fucking Europeans man

>>17012207
Why do Englishmen like baby food-style peas?

>>17012308
Man, I could go for some brown-gravy sloppa right about now.

>>17012065
Visited Portsmouth last month
Might honestly move there when I retire, NH was the best state in the northeast

I'm going to go to Moe's on Elm Street just because of this thread.

>>17012074
>>17012101
>a literal sandwich
>pic related

>>17012207
>a box crammed full of deep fried stuff
>crickets

It’s time for an American IP only version of this board but I know it would still be full of foreigners on VPNs shitting the place up.

>>17012521
I'm going to make my shitty version of poutine, with not so great cheese curds, smothered in delicious instant mccormick brown gravy, with frozen fries. might even make some tendies to go with it.

>>17012541
Anime is fucking gay pal. Shit is for child molesters

>>17012591
k.. still buying a sandwich.

>>17012078
Looks good but what is that in bottom right?

>>17012529
I was born there. Stay the fuck out of my state.

>>17012591
>the weeb pedo just outed himself
way to go, champ

>>17012065
I love a good grinda. Grew up in RI eating Ricotti's and D'Angelo's.

Best sandwich in America, though, is the corned beef reuben at Rosenfeld's in Ocean City, MD.

>>17012065
I want that.

>>17012712
Sorry i just pointed out the obvious.

>>17012591
>Anime is fucking gay pal. Shit is for child molesters
SHES ACTUALLY 600 YEARS OLD BRO

>>17012136
Looks great. Describe it, please

>>17012308
i fuckin love those oklahoma onion burgers

>>17012065
My local supermarket does some decent fried and rotisserie chickens. Friends told me when to go and on certain days so that's pretty good.
t. midstate NY

Yats baby. Creole sloppa.

Tango's in Boise. Makes some damn good empenadas.

>>17015429
Looks like shit. Is this a flyover attempt at Louisiana cuisine?

>>17012515
Same reason they think a "chip butty" is actual food. They *are* babies

>>17012136
Fuck that crap. Your doing that as a personal opinion, or do you want moron tourists to go to staten island and get mugged by thugs?
No New Yorker would go all the way to staten island for a slimey ass bitch slice of pizza, that's all you can up with.
Stupid asshole. You should be embarrased.

>>17012136
This looks so much better than the generic looking NY slices that I see posted.

>>17012065
>annamaria's deli
bergen co. NJ

>>17012065
An obesity thread? Man I love these!

>>17012136
When did you faggots from Staten Island stop covering up your garbage dumps and cess pools? Do you still them monitored for various gases and temps?

>>17012541
Just got back. Had a pastrami sub with the works, I can say it was pretty good.

Hey tourist types, the best pizza is in residential neighborhoods in Manhattan, if there's a line there then it sucks, if it's close to times square then it sucks. Have some fun.

>>17015504
... almost forgot, if it's on the west side of manhattan then it sucks.

>>17015513
I'm sure it sucks on the east too.

>>17015523
Its new york of course it sucks

>>17015523
Yeah right you fucking tourist. You suck.
Are you from the faggy west coast or chicago? gtfo you fucking faggit.

>>17015523
You might might want to stick to sbarro in times square, something homosexuals such as you will be intimate with.

>>17015501
Those are good. My favorite is the Mad Moe.

Im in New Jersey for werk, what is good there??

Secaucus and Hackensack

>>17012959
I've dumped hearty shits that better than that, though I'd rate that higher than biden/kamela.

>>17015598
How are bodies bubbling up in the pine barrens?
Ft Lee used to be a nice place before asians took it over, now it's a crime den.

>>17015598

>>17015646
I'll have a cheese burgah and a side of onion rings please.

>>17012529
I live right outside Portsmouth great area. I welcome you fellow /ck/ bro

>>17015657
Is Portsmouth still a great shipping port?
I'd love to chill out and watch ships going in and out.

I order mine qithout the tomatos and onions. Lots of hot peppersthough.

>>17012065
Is that fucking American cheese on an Italian hoagie?

Here’s a hoagie from Primos, a Philly area chain that makes real hoagies. They’re not the best around, but really close by and worthwhile. It’s nice living in a location that can make a proper hoagie instead of a shithole such as the Midwest where your choices are between subway or the refrigerated case at 7-11

>>17015891
Forgot pic

>>17012101

>Foreigners complaining about American things on an American website using an American invention.

Maximum cope

Club sandwich from a local sandwich shop

>>17015513
Based except for John's in Greenwich Village but they only do pies. Joes on 14th and 1st is good and will sometimes violate the no line rule. Absolute best slice in town is Scarr's on Orchard. I will die on that hill

Sams syrian meat pies.

>>17015891
It's provolone you dumb nigger

>>17015949
>>17015991
And a check++ for you both, looks good, anons.

breakfast horseshoe

>>17012188
The feeling is unrequited

Morenos in Arizona. Food there is delicious.

OG Subs. I like how the sandwich toppings are encased in a layer of meat.

>>17016773
Damn anon that looks good as fuck. Where I live, in AZ, there are no good local sandwich places. Thought I found one, but they started slapping all the sandwiches together really nasty and it tastes like barf

>>17016626
I don't even know what I'm looking at, but I want one,

>>17012541
>>17015501
based you should say hi to some of the people there to see if you meet a fellow cookbro.

>>17015485
>>annamaria's deli
you live near me

>>17016815
Meet me there tomorrow at 2pm, I'll buy you a sandwich (no joke)

>>17016848
im too shy :(

>>17016848
will this be a date?

>>17016854
We don't even have to talk, I'll be wearing a blue flannel, just nod at me and point to the sandwich you want on the menu and I'll pay for it then leave

>>17016911
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

>>17016911
Are you gay?

>>17016911
uhhhh dude im not sure which one you are but ill wear a trip

I might consider it. I think I'll wear a blue flannel too.

>>17016795
That sucks anon. I know the feel though. Seems like a lot of restaurants go to shit after they feel like they're established in the community.

>>17017055
Yeah I agree completely. It used to be this tiny nook in the wall, literally who place. The owners (they are husband and wife) would always be chilling in the restaraunt either working or mingling with the customers. (It was OK because this was a sandwich place, not a sit down restaraunt). That was before hardly anyone went in. THEN they got the brilliant idea of partnering with the bar two doors down and the place went to shit. It started to get so fucking packed. And this place was TINY. You could probably fit 20 people max. And everyone and their mother piled in. Stopped seeing the husband and wife, they hired a bunch of hipster fucktards who were too involved in talking to the other employees. Once had to sit here for a minute just to get my order taken because he was too involved in talking. Then I get the sandwich and its slapped together. I should have just walked out but yeah I was hungry and really wanted how their sandwiches used to be. Then, because Im a sucker for pain, I went again and was disappointed again.

>>17016579
And they're called grinders, not hoagies. Only fat-fuck Germans from PA raised on chicken and dumplings call them hoagies.

>>17015604
autism+ESL

I'll have an Italian sub toasted with the works. Extra hot peppers.

>>17016973
I hope half the customers in the shop tomorrow are wearing blue flannel. The thought of it makes me happy.

>>17017212
pffft if I do go he'll know which ones me.

but I'm too autismo to be able to go... I think

>>17017218
I would too honestly. But I figure at least half the men and all the women that post here are autistic and this is just one of our weird special interests. We are all a bunch of weird fuckers here

>>17017225
should I go?

>>17016911
anon sorry i dont think I will be able to come. so dont go there if you want to meet me

>>17015657
wouldn't it be funny if we all met at Moe's and became good friends haha

>>17017229
There's also a handy in it for you if you do decide to go ;^)

>>17012207
frankly eternally fascinated by mushy peas
>>17012065
any chicago fags here? i've been in this motherfucker for almost four years and only gotten takeaway like six times, five of which were unmemorable but good lunch plates from Ecuadorian or Mexican places and the sixth a fuckin pizza from Giordano's

pic rel pretty accurate representation of what you get for $12 from an Ecuadorian restaurant, comes with a bowl of soup, fried plantain, and a coke or juice, which is usually made in house and has cool blends like orange carrot or watermelon tomato.

>>17016773
Thats retarded

>>17017345
Try Rex's deli in norridge. I haven't been there in years since I moved but my grandmother loved it.

Here's another pic from Moe's. This is my favorite sandwich on their menu. They call it the Mad Moe. It's salami, ham, and turkey with vegetables, I believe the default is tomato, onion, bell pepper, pickles, and olives. I always get it with mayo but they have a pretty good variety of condiments including a spicy oil.

>>17017379
And provolone, forgot to mention that.

>>17012185
Moe's goes all the way to Concord and Manchester, you scrub.

>>17017131
They’re called hoagies and we’re introduced by Italian immigrants in Philly who sold antipasto on long rolls to construction workers. The “submarine sandwich” first appeared on Hog Island as described above and people called them “hoggies” which likely due to the Philly accent became “hoagies”. Then faggots in shittier states started calling them “subs” because they’re unoriginal farts and need a more descriptive name to identify what they’re eating or they’ll have an autistic shitstorm.

>>17012136
>cheese that solid
>bolognese?
Grim

>>17017345
How far north are you? I really like Bopngrill's burgers, dumplings, and kimchi fries. A friend and I also went to Taste of Peru a couple times, but both times I got the tripe and thought it was just mediocre. It may have better food.

>>17017407
Sorry, forgot that you asked for takeout. Taste of Peru doesn't do takeout.

I live in a tiny town where you could spend all day trying to find a minority, yet it has two great Mexican restaurants. I have no intention of trying the tripe tacos, but the tongue tacos and burritos they have in both places and a local bar are great.

>>17017417
not takeout specifically, just casual walk in dining places. I live in Albany park area so every storefront that isn't a resale shop or an auto garage is a hole in the wall mexican/peruvian/ecuadorian/moroccan/paki/jordanian et fcking c place with daily specials and I have not set foot in any of them and it feels like a loss.

>>17017478
I like Pho's Spicer Thai Cuisine. It's right off the Western Brown Line.

>>17015646
There is one within walking distance, so I'll give it a try. ANything else interesting?

Also, where could I get some Blue Crabs in Secaucus/Hackinsack or is H-Mart the only readily available option.

>>17012065
for me, it's john's philly grille. i usually get the works or pastrami whenever i visit my parents.

>>17012065
Mustafa's Kebabs, Maitland, NSW
The only truly salivating, mouth-watering kebab I've had. Even though I follow a strict diet, the thought of a Mustafa's kebab is always tempting.

>>17017692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH3lPayEXM0
The sauces are the work of the owner, a former chemical engineer. They're the best part and completely unique.

>>17012959
if you're ever in huntington beach i'd suggest trying yama's teriyaki. if you order half chicken/half beef i'd recommend requesting white meat chicken and ask for scallions on top. their teriyaki sauce is addicting as fuck and they don't put enough of it on alone. not sure if they have the bottles out anymore of it due to covid but make sure to get extra sides of teriyaki otherwise.

>>17017131
You only call them grinders because your grinding your dad's ass lmao

>>17012065
It's called the stout n hearty from Firehouse Brewing Company in Rapid City, South Dakota. A stew made from potatoes, peas, corn, pork, and French, British, American, and Polish sausages.

>>17012308
we have those in indiana but we call them 'hot carls'

>>17012207
Wish I had this. The American fish & chip chains suck.

>>17017452
>le 28% USA town
>hard time finding a white person

>>17012508
I think it's more about how sandwich isn't supposed to be a meal replacement.

>>17012078
>mfw best pizza in america

>>17015485
i respect any place that puts arugula on sammies

>>17015429
i used to live just up the street from there. delicious but overpriced

I hate living in Virginia sometimes. We have no great food or even thing we're known for. As old as this fucking state is you would think we would have something especially since I live where the colonists first landed in America.

>>17012136
Sloppa pie

>>17017761
looks good bro. but what is that on the side, is it served with tortillas? >>17017506
>>17017407
>>17017361
thanks for the recs bros

>>17015896
Your primos hoagie looks like shit compared to OP. It's too busy

>>17017379
For me, its a Whole Original with spicy oil. I went back in 2009 for the 50 year anniversary, they were selling their subs for the same $0.35 or whatever they cost when they first came out. Line went straight from downtown Portsmouth to Prescott Park and they sold out prior to their official open at 10am because the police told them they had to let people in to get the line moving (it was blocking traffic)
I also fucked a girl from Moe's after her shift and she smelled like raw onions, it was so hot.

>>17015896
Barf. 8 had a upper level management guy insist on taking us up to Newark to get one of these and it was one of the worst things I've ever had. Pointless to pile that much shit on a roll. You can't even taste anything it just becomes one disgusting flavor.

>>17017761
I've seen better meals at soup kitchens

>>17015443
what kind of moron would you have to be to think that louisiana is flyover? is chicago flyover then? toronto?

>>17019629
Evidently you have shit tier reading comprehension. Moron.

>>17012065
>>17012173
>>17015657

Fellow granite state Chad here. Never been to Moes, but it looks good. I’m in southern outside of nash

>>17019292
Just love the guy! There's no way you can notice like famous actor Steve Buscemi!

God love me some scran

>>17019704
wtf is that

>>17012065
I don’t have a pic of the food but I like going to this place

>>17019710
Fries tendies eggrolls ans other fried goodness.
An Asian munchiebox!

>>17012065
1/2
McDonald, some place in Norway. This was the presentation in the bag..

>>17019734
2/2
..and this was how the fish sandwich looked like. Patty was fried bone dry, almost. The entire experience was odd because there was a hole in the roof of the restaurant and water was leaking, so the staff had put a dozen buckets on the floor to collect the water. Staff also seamed extremely tired and distracted. Was odd.

>>17015665
>>17017280
>>17017379
>>17019349
So many /ck/ bros from NH. I love this board

>>17019734
>>17019747
I probably misunderstood the thread :) My favorite local joint went out of business. The guy who ran the place would hardly ever show up to work and at some point, he stopped showing up altogether. The shack from where he used to sell his semi-authentic Lebanese food is gone. There is no trace left of the place :(

>>17012258
Those beans look good, ima be thinkin about em

>>17012078
>(buscemi's)

>>17012638
Alcoholic nigga fuck off

Where are you?

>>17019902
I hate myself for masturbating to this…I’m so lonely bros

>>17020334
> Can't tell left from right, but thinks he's superior to anyone
Cool man.

>>17012078
Best pizza in the world is Yankee’s Pizza, South Bronx.

>>17012065
moes owns, fat ass oily subs that you can just throat down ez

>>17017353
Why?

>>17012074
probaly save half for later

Framingham Baking Co.'s pizza is quite top notch, strongly recommend to anyone in metrowest.

>>17020795
Inoperable

>>17012065
Looks like it came from Subway

>>17021926
Doubt you've ever been to subway if you think that bud

>>17021934
It's just some cold cuts and american cheese on white bread. It's subway as fuck.

>>17015429
Yats is good as fuck anon. That drunk chicken gets me hard.

Korean Makis from France. I never tasted someting better in the world

Moe's is based as fuck
where on the seacoast are you anon

>>17012563
they're not even british
you're just doing the same thing in that pic you posted but with british people instead of americans

>>17012136
If it isn't Tony's Galaxy pizza I don't want your opinion

Some Japanese curry place in Las Vegas.

>>17019710
British Sloppa

>>17019652
>granite staters?
>on MY 4chan?
Have you guys ever been to oba noodle? Good fucking place even if it’s too expensive

>>17024920
You should not have bumped this post.

>>17016848
>>17016871
How did it go lovebirds

>>17012065
bread meats bread, glasgow. amazing burgers and poutine

from a burger place in calgary. the perfect massive greasy monster burger

>>17015429
Etouffee?

>>17024981
Don't appreciate the the quad patty muscling out the egg and sausage, but it looks good otherwise. Is that a corndog sticking out of it?

>>17015435
You live in fucking Boise what kind of frame of reference do you have to dare make a statement like that? I live in Florida and only date latinas and I can tell those are fucking trash just from looking at them.

>>17015646
Looks fire

>>17015504
>>17015513
it’s food for children, settle down

>>17012258
Kinda looks like mexican food

>>17012065
from the local Albanian fast food place

>>17025031
Im not him but your post sums up to WORDS WORDS WORDS

>>17024939
we didn't meet up I got too scared.

>>17025242
come ON that was gonna be wholesome af i was hyped for it all the way from finland

>>17012515
Because they have rotting teeth. That's why they eat mostly soft foods.

>>17012074
You are a colossal fag

>>17024933
No I Havnt is that around here? I’m southern in Amherst