/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17007744
Tossup between some chinese sorghum liquor, chispa del tren out of a used plastic water bottle in cuba, and mystery arak from a gasoline can in indonesia. Chinese for worst taste, cuba for most genuine concerned i would go blind, and indonesia for how sick I got

mystery ouzo from a novelty hockey player bottle.

"coffee kulsch" which was basically Budweiser with coffee syrup in it.

some local distillery berry brandy. tasted like dogshit and it was obvious they let cut corners in cutting the head/tail of the distil

>>17007744
i attempted to brew wine one time and for whatever reason i decided to ferment it with something like 10 pieces or more of star anise because i didnt know how much to add, and then fermented it in my fucking closet because i thought warmer was better at the time like a fucking idiot, then just left it in there for about a month or more without touching it
i decided to try not to waste it despite it's taste and took a small tea cup to it, and honestly chugging cough syrup would've been easier than drinking that shit

>>17007744
Inb4 malort.jpg

>>17007744
malort

>>17007744
Jager. Natty Daddy. Most vodkas.

Anything fratbros drink, basically.

Jagermeister

Soju

Unironically got filtered, hard.

>>17007744
Some kind of "gazeuse" Belgian beer. It felt like it went down my throat sideways.

>>17007744
steel reserve

>>17007744
One time I ordered a negroni and she asked what was in it then she put it all in a blender

Budweiser, easily. It's just disgusting cardboard water.

>>17007939
Literally what you get for ordering a negroni in a bar with a blender, you nincompoop.

>>17007942
Regular bud is at least palatable when you're at the game and need something. What you just described is bud lite. I had one exactly once in my life on a hot summer day in newport. The conditions for having one were ideal and it was nasty nonetheless

>>17007744
A friend brought me some homemade vidka from Georgia which smelled and tasted like vomit. Took me and some friends a couple of years to finish the bottle. Vile stuff

Why does alcohol make me horny?

buckfast abbey tonic wine is disgusting

>>17007971
Cause you're a creepy fucking incel who doesn't belong anywhere near women

>>17007959
I've never even had a bud light. I've tried Budweiser three times in my life and every single time poured it out. There's like, zero fucking reason to drink one when Mexican lagers and better cheap American beers like Pabst, Hamm's, and even shit trucker beers like Coors and Miller High Life exist.

Budweiser is without a doubt the worst beer out there.

I got given a can of cider but it was filled with my mates piss

Fucking wank.

>>17007999
Checked, yet chinkpilled. She has the body of a child and the face of a mutant insect-person from D&D.
you should probablky just keep drinking your mates piss and leave the little kids alone.

>>1700799
>cunty whining
I'd bet you a hundy you couldn't correctly name 5 of 10 mass produced beers in a blind taste test.

>>17007744
guinness

>>17007990
Way to admit you've never been to a game. Lmfao

>>17007744
Sotol. Tasted like you were drinking a cactus.

>>17007744
Talisker 10

>>17007744
I want to say American lagers but they're just to inoffensive to be actually bad.
It's some Australian red wine, incredibly astringent yet without any fruit flavour, tasted like sour grape-scented cologne. Almost ruined a great steak dinner for me. It's the main reason I only drink beer with steak now.

>>17007744
In order from least awful to worst: Listerine, hand sanitizer, and methylated spirits. Bacardi 151 is a strong rival for Listerine's position, though.

>>17007765

>chinese sorghum liquor

Ah yes, Baijiu. Even the more expensive stuff is foul, the cheap bottles we mixed with coke were borderline-undrinkable. I was 19 so I'd drink anything at the time, but I doubt I could choke down a whole glass today.

Made a friend in Chengdu while traveling with my Mexican-American buddy (turned out to be gay and later sucked me off). This dude bought us bai jiu bombs with redbull all night and I remember nothing. Truly foul stuff

>>17007897
At a frat party once and some chick poured a double shot of whipped cream vodka into my slowly-warming coors light without me knowing. Was far and away the closest I've ever come to instantly vomiting.

>>17007887
i wish I was drinking coffee instead

>>17007990
Coors banquet beer is shockingly decent I rather liked it when my old ass neighbor gave me a bunch cause his doctor told him that he shouldn't have too much alcohol at his age.

>>17007744
Also chili schnaps. Had hick ups for a full day.

Some kind of sour beer that tasted of vinegar.
"Bäska Droppar" akvavit (tastes like wormwood and hospital air)

>>17007934
You mean a geuze presumably? Delicious stuff, if your palate is up to it...

Every sour beer. They just taste like wrung out sport socks.

>>17007744
blueberry vodka

the artificial blueberry flavor is mans greatest sin

>>17007936
honestly the only correct answer. nail varnish the drink. it should not even be classified as beer.

>>17007744

THE ABSOLUTE WORST
pic related.
The distillery in the same town makes some of the best whiskey, but the brewery makes some of the worst beer.

>>17007765
ooo mystery arak, just risking blindness.

>>17007897
ur a pussy

>>17009184
agreed, especially with these

>>17009198
FUCK FORGOT MY PIC I HATE THESE CAPCHAS oh my fuck now i gotta wait a minute holy shit

>>17009180
But (girls') wrung-out sport socks taste good...

tuzemsky/tuzemak
sugar beet booze flavoured like rum from czech
absolutely fucking vile and seems to be the only fucking thing people there drink that isnt beer.
i would take my serbian buddy's homemade rakia over it any day

>>17007744
coors banquet

>>17007887
What an unfunny screencap. Who would bother to cap this frogposter cringefest?

I've still yet to enjoy vodka

there was some 6pack of beer I found in the liquor store's 50 cent bin. was cloves based

it is still sitting in my garage, absolutely heinous

hm, mike's hard lemonade was hyped but pretty fucking bad i thought
and this is from someone who liked zima

>>17007897
Fag

A tossup between this and 'electric melon' flavored MD 20/20. I've never vomited harder in my life.

>>17009447
Nice bait, faggot

>>17007744
Gluten free beer

Probably shoting from a 30 year old bottle of angostura bitters after raiding my friends' parents wine cellar for booze.

Bought it like a decade ago and couldn't stand it. Found the other 5 in the garage like a week ago and finally threw it out.

>>17009518
Holidaily is pretty good if you can find it. Not sweet and tastes like beer. Except the stupid hazy ipa. Fuck hazy.

>>17008038
Fuck off, I'd fuck a five year old if she had a body like that

This stuff Absolut Peppar. It was so horrible that after a few drinks of it, I used the rest to clean my kitchen sinks just to use it up instead of just pouring it down a drain.

>>17008231
>Ah yes

Kill yourself you fat fedora faggot

Oh shit a fellow maplefaggot? Yeah I've had the beer previously which was Choco PB and it was horrid.
However, their Beavertails Amber Ale is legitimately fantastic and everything I want in a spiced ale. But it's also their only good beer in years so....yeah.

>>17009671
t. can't handle a REAL woman

Any scotch my gf likes. Always tastes like shit to me. She likes the more expensive scotch. I just like cheap scotch blends

>>17007744
Peanut Butter Beer IPA

>>17009735
Ever had this? Shit is great
Only good peanut butter beer

>>17007744
I wouldn't know, I only drink the best of the best

quaffed this as a young lad in Paris

>>17007990
Coors and Milker have a noticable bad taste. Bud is just tasteless. It sounds to me like you just hate Budweiser for some reason.

>>17009742
mixed with this it tastes like a Reese's peanut butter cup

>>17009904
Never seen that sold anywhere

Fucking awful, tastes like vinegar.
>>17009784 as an honorary mention, you have to be a hobo or already piss drunk to enjoy this shit

>>17007744
Arak is literally some of the most vile stuff I have ever tasted. Add in the fact that is looks like cum when you chill it (as it’s supposed to be served) and it secures the place of worst alcohol I’ve ever tried with ease.

Fireball

tastes what butane smells

>>17007856
Malort is disgusting but at least confined to the Chicago area

>>17009733
>She likes the more expensive scotch
Such as?

>>17010045
I have no idea of any names. I just know Johnny walker as that’s all I like

>>17009733
>I just like cheap scotch blends
Based af.

>>17009431
i got banned for it

>>17010112
Sounds more like you have shit taste in whisky if you think JW is palatable and not rotgut.
Send me your girl's number, I'll provide her some of my ol nectar iykwim

>>17007936
Friend of mine was in nasty break up divorce ate his cash living on my couch all he did was drink 211. Glad his life is better but one time i had one being broke mid 20s can't be too bad.
I was wrong.

That Chinese one. Startup I worked at (an extremely advanced one, easily top of the planet in its very specialized field) got gifted a fancy bottle from Chines customers. Now, our fridge was full with booze at all times and ending the working day with some booze was a normal thing.
Now, this stuff, people almost started heaving just taking a sniff. Two drank a tiny bit on a dare, those videos are a treasured memory.

>>17009975
about time someone mentioned that one

>>17007744
>Cobden
My crazy aunt called them "fuckin corn eaters" once out of nowhere, still cracks me up every time I think about it

Mixed A&W and Fireball.
Sounds good, isn’t. Tasted like cinnamon vomit. I don’t know how something can get so nasty from two pretty alright ingredients bot holy shit it was terrible

>>17008061
Every stadium I’ve been to in the last fifteen years has craft beer alongside adjunct options besides Budweiser.

>>17010686
At the last game I went to, they sold out of craft beer after the first quarter

>>17007744
I drank some Baijiu one time. Second place goes to some weird beer from magic hat brewery.

>>17009674
Everything okay my guy? Need a hug?

>>17009098
>10% lager
What did you expect?

absinthe and milk

Leffe
Martini
Moët et Chandon
Venezuela Rum
Corona

are on a par with >>17007765. Avoid at all costs.

>>17007744
Whiskey. Fucking vile.
Smells great but the taste made me gag

the shakes are back

i had some shitty watermelon beer that tasted like seawater once

Ran out of Alcohol except for a bottle of Campari which I decided to drink neat since its the same alcohol level as a weak cocktail. Body reacted the same as I think youd react to drinking bleach and make me vomit so hard I tore something in my stomach and threw up blood when I had nothing else left to throw up.

I remember these being undrinkably spicy. I'm pretty sure we tricked our friends into drinking the rest of them during a party

>>17010829
Baltic porters can get that high and they’re still good

Root beer whiskey or that clamato shit

>>17007744
I had a bubblegum beer once. It wasn't picrel but holy shit, it was like a worse four loko

>>17007765
>>17008231
>chinese sorghum liquor
>Baijiu
sheeeeeiiitt, that's what it's called? I tried some of that on a little off-road adventure my friends and I took last summer. Every other form of alcohol on that trip was good, but that shit was straight up foul. 0/10 would rather drink antifreeze.

>>17012119
finally someone said it

>>17007977
It gets better the more you drink. It's known fact tastelet.

>>17007821
This sounds horrendous.

>>17007959
I went camping in Newport one year, late August. It was hotter than the inside of Satan's asshole.

>>17007977
>not recommended for children

>>17009875
>Milker
Anon, I...

>>17012525
You talking about RI? I spent this last summer there and the weather was nothing short of perfect. I wore jeans and short sleeves every day and hardly ever broke a sweat during the day or felt chilly at night. When were you there?

>>17007744
some banana flavoured liquor my friend brought back from a holiday. i hate sambuca because i hate aniseed. and skol lager, i remember buying it because it was cheap, not realising there was fuck all alcohol in it, and it tastes like piss

>>17012635
Oh, I was thinking KY.

(some BC town)-pure vodka, tasted like gasoline smelled and made me feel sick

>>17009459
mike's is fucking godawful I have no idea how anyone drinks it, tastes like pure corn syrup and vodka.

>>17009459
>>17012740
Grab one of the sweeter shandies, like Leinenkugel's, then make it into a boilermaker with a jigger of gin.

THE WORST BEER I'VE EVER HAD WAS BLOCKHOUSE PUMPKIN ALE... IT IS SO BAD HOLY SHIT 100000% NUTMEG

chugging a fifth of popov vodka in a car with some girl who smelled like fried chicken

>>17012736
>some BC town

Fucking vile shit on its own, I couldn't find a single preparation that didn't make whatever it was mixed with significantly worse.

>>17009500
>'electric melon' flavored MD 20/20.
Same. I embarrassed myself in a dorm full of girls after drinking this shit. I could feel the hurl welling up inside of me, so I grabbed an empty Burger King bag and proceeded to fill it to the top. The bag immediately got soggy and ripped open, spilling puke all over the place. I promptly did the shit shuffle out of there when they all started screaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3_ALLadQ1M

Absolutely vile shit.

>>17012892
>drowning pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>>17007744
Southern comfort

>>17009672
it's only use is bloody marys

>>17007744
It was 12 years ago but I'll never forget it, I got a bottle of shitty bourbon called "County Bourbon" with a generic etching of a confederate looking guy on the label.
Sweet christ was it bad, it tasted like burning plastic and without fail would make the drinker wretch regardless of the amount they swallowed. It was so bad that dozens of 18 year olds couldn't/refused to finish it over a 4 day trip away to celebrate finishing high school, even when supremely drunk it was just unbearable. I've yet to encounter anything even remotely as disgusting

>>17007744
Whisky. Still can't drink it without unironically literally throwing up.

shoutout perrin brewing- their beers are always solid, but this dogshit was undrinkable.

>>17008231
Was he cute?

>>17013797
You posted this already

Laundry water-tier swill. Every nigger that disagrees with me is a *edditor and should dilate

On a unrelated note has anyone seen steeler bro? It's been like a week now.

Whisky. Still can't drink it without unironically literally throwing up.

>>17007990
>hey everyone, look at me! I can't stand popular drinks! I'm so much more sophisticated and superior than anyone who thinks budweiser is drinkable, which is practically everyone! How come nobody wants to be my friend? :(

>>17009138
Picky eaters should be sterilized

>>17007936
>>17009192
I dislike most beers but enjoy steelies, idk what your problem is.

>>17012119
I made a homebrew copy that was even spicier. Only my friend from Trinidad enjoyed them. I used them to add spice to my apple ciders.

>>17007744

>>17013413
This just tasted like a cheap guiness to me if I'm remembering it correctly. I only bought it once years ago. Here in the USA there are far worse beers.

>>17015250
Actually, I think this is something different. I just googled it and I definitely didn't drink a pale ale. Whatever dark beer that boddington makes is what I bought.

Don't remember if it was black or blue label but I'll never touch this garbage again. Rotten dirt tasting swill.

I had a jalapeño IPA from some midwrstern brewing company. The taste was only half the problem, it tasted like someone squeezed some jalapeño juice into an old shitty IPA, but there was a bottling issue as well. When I opened up a bottle (that was sitting still, not shaken up or anything) it completely exploded in an outpouring of foam that got rid of half the beer

>>17007744
Milwaukee's Best
Steel Reserve
Chardonnay
Tequila

The one that destroyed my marriage.

>>17009500
>ice l0l
hehe

>>17015246
OP said worst not best.

>>17015406
Forgot pic. Not worth it

>>17007887
I wish I liked beer, but I guess I'll just stick with liquor.

>>17015427
It tastes fucking terrible. No one is going to think you're hard because you drink shit. Drink bottom shelf vodka like actual alcoholics do.

>>17007744
literally tasted like the worst red wine ever and also carbonated. beyond trash

I can't stand any whiskey, but this local micro distillery does a brown sugar-flavored bourbon. That shit was fucking awful

>>17015497
Bottom shelf gives me a tummy ache in the morning :( I have to spend the extra and get 20 dollar a handle shit like Sky and New Amsterdam.

>>17007744
worst shit ive ever had

>>17009518
Gluten free is not a taste dumbfuck. There are gluten free pilsners, pale ales, stouts whatever

>>17013041
Johnnie Walker 567th Harvest, ohhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>>17009976
That was one of my friends favorites before his shrinks convinced him to quit booze. But he only accepted the 80% ABV version of it.

>>17015250
>>17015257
Tasted like a smooth slightly potato flavored ale to me. I thought it was comfy. Lots of pussies itt.

Most foul shit I ever drank was a sip from an old liqeur bottle that my friend later told me had a dead mouse in it. Second place that was my friend's kilju when I wad in my late teens or something. Vile stuff.

Chocovine. Its this chocolate wine. Fucking disgusting

>>17016687
This. It’s the only alcohol I’ve ever thrown away.

A tout le monde
>>17013041
There's a reason why Churchill never got drunk

>>17016690
Holy fuck anon you too? I felt like hurrling and I only took one sip. Thats just me being dramatic but it really was that bad. And I used to like that kike wine, dont remember what its called, Manchewitz or something like that. So for me being disgusted at chocovine is saying something.

>>17009091
>The newkie brown kid is strong and tough
>only the best is good enough
>creamy head, a whiter foam
>the good taste that's in a newkie brown

>>17012317
I drank 2 bottles and the last sips were torture I did purely for completionism. my friend drank 4 and forgot he had vomited within 10 minutes because he was in such a mess

All time worst piss water ever.

>>17012892
kek the worst part about it all is people panic hording food again

red label and pepsi mix made by a bartender in mexico. was drinkable at least

>>17013426
Oh fuck these sucked

>>17007744
>uncles meds and... this.
I hope I didn't win anything, now have a good night.

a long island iced tea made by a female bartender named 'garbo' lol.
when it was ready it was this brown looking sludge and tasted strongly of just lime. i told her straight up this isnt a long island

>>17009098
>hick ups

>>17010422
>BLEND BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>BLEND BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Whiskey snobs should be publicly executed.

Martini
10 years later and I still have no idea how people willingly drink that shit

absolutely disgusting

>>17017019
They're not for everyone. Martinis exist for people that want to drink straight liquor but want to at least pretend not to.

>>17013850
Tastes like pretzel to me desu

>>17009500
I drank an entire 5th of this shit right when covid started and everything but liquor store closed.

Drunkest I've been in probably a decade+

>>17007744
I don't drink much but busch light. Don't know what I was thinking

>>17007887
Why did you not only screencap this but post it?

j walker blue label, i can put up with water beers fine, just doesn't taste good, but i'll be damned i like whiskey and shit, but holy fuck was it bad, thank god it was a birthday present and i didn't spend the money myself

I’ve had Grappa and that was rough, but I could at least throw it back. But Kirchwasser? Unbelievably satanic shit.

>>17014033
I literally named two other very popular beers and said they were better than budweiser, you fucking faggot. Go kill yourself.

>>17012119

The regular version is great, spicy beer usually sucks.
I think Portland Brewing did Sweet Heat, undrinkable. Same with Rouge, they did a sriracha beer. Gross.

>>17007765
I have to go with Chispa de Tren too, drank some in Pinar del Rio and it was fucking atrocious, Im sure that shit can legit make you go blind.

>>17016606
Is that a Ghost reference? If so, stop fruiting up the thread.

>>17017680
Ghost is a revenge fantasy movie. Nothing gay about that.

>>17007999
Fugg, that reminds me of the time I drank my dad's piss. Kek, my mother accidentally drank my brother's spit juice too.

>>17017719
what

>>17013696
I tried it with some v8 but it really tasted bad. That stuff is off putting. Live and learn.

>>17017732
I accidentally drank my dad's piss.

>>17017759
taste good?

>>17017768
Very salty.

>>17017774
he needs to drink more water

cobweb tasting piss water

This Monte Alban shit is pretty horrible, the one with the worm.

>>17007936
Whatchu know bout dat? Probably enough to know not to buy it again.

>>17017172
how bad was the hangover?

Smoky beer is just wrong on so many levels

>>17017777
He loves coffee. I think he just drinks coffee and soda unless he's doing physical work.

>>17017680
ohhh myyyyy

>>17007744
It was on tap everywhere and I hated it. I like Iron Horse, though.

>>17017879
is he big? are you big

Tried to skull a few of these warm before a Pink Floyd cover band concert and it was fucking horrid. I think I only payed like $10 for the 6 pack but will never buy them again. Also Woodstock premix bourbon, will never let that vile shit touch my lips again.

>>17017937
Uhhhhh, no? I don't, uh, what? Like, dick size? Idk, my mom says he's shrunk a good amount but used to be big. I didnt drink it straight from his dick, man.

>>17017938
Actually no it was these ones, not Hollandia

>>17017935
Also, I was handed a warm one of these in my high schools days and I threw up in someone's living room.

>>17017948
how did he shink? did he get fat or drink too much. if your mom isnt pleasing him enough you really should drink from the tap man

>>17018032
He's been fit and skinny his whole life and was an "alcoholic" for a few years in his younger days; he hasn't touched a drop in over 25 years. She attributes the shrinkage to rabid porn use, as my dad himself admitted to breaking his dick years ago by fapping too much. Not to mention, he had dozens of affairs (that we know of), so he had it pleasured for ages anyway. Man, I remember I found his porn several times throughout the years.

>>17017964
must suck being such a weak little bitch

>>17007977
>xxxx gold
a man after my own heart

>>17007744
It`s reaaaally good but we drank a lot and mixed it with beer

>>17018100
whats he into? feet i bet

>>17018164
Anything with tits. The first time I found a vhs it was midget alien dudes surrounding a regular sized White lady strapped on a table. Then the usual stuff when I found a vhs is the tv/bar set at work.

>>17018122
we can be friends anon

>>17007744
There's a company here in straya called Mercury. They do a nice apple cider. They also do one with raspberry flavour. It's good, not just because it's more alcoholic than the normal apple one. What they also make is an apple cider with passionfruit.
That one is the worst drink I've had. I'd rather drink beer than it and I can't stand beer.
Not only does it taste normal on the sip, it also has a gross aftertaste. It's acidic and smells and tastes awful.

>>17018882
>There's a company here in straya called Mercury
I've always been baffled by that. Who the fuck thought Mercury was a good name for a beverage?

Armenian cognac. How I got to drink it is a long story but this shit has no right to be called a cognac

some weird booze my friend brought once that he got from a weird dude. i think it was brazilian raisin liquor.
chili-beer

>>17007744

maybe it was a bad batch but im not willing to risk another try

>>17018864
not with those stubby little fingers we can't

>>17018925
>this shit has no right to be called a cognac
So does nothing that's not from actually Cognac.

>>17018925
>Armenian
>cognac
that's because it's not cognac

tastes like rotten meat flavoured moonshine

>>17018933
my fingers are bent you retard

>>17018952
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot it's only cognac if it comes from the pissyshitty region of france otherwise, it's just sparkling gofuckyourself.

>>17007990
I'm with you. Coors banquet is actually good. Same with high life and all that other shit. Budweiser has an aftertaste of onions that I cannot stomach. It's horrid

>>17016599
And they all taste like shit

>>17018959
exactly why we cant be friends mutant

>>17017847
Kys

>>17007765

you must be some kind of faggot to be drinking shitty swill in shithole poor areas.

>>17007990
only time i ever drank a bud is because i found one in the ocean. never gonna have another by choice again.

>>17019285
the word you're looking is brandy.
cognac is brandy from Cognac.

>>17007990

budweiser is the best beer i've ever had

Cachaca, only thing I've drunk that's turned my stomach while completely sober. Absolutely vile.

Any of them.
t. not an alchoholic

>>17017807
i didn't know nothing, then I learned.

Some E&J brandy that a former roommate's kneegrow friend brought over. That shit burned like everclear.

>>17019285
Yes that's how controlled origin works

>>17019328
Obviously I'm not going to list a pomerol I had in a michelin starred restaurant in belgium in a "worst thing you ever drank" thread, you scared, seething, barely literate passportless flyover NEET, inb4 "europe is a third world shithole now", how would you even know?

Araq

>bitter and hot

Literally tastes like vomited-up beer

Venezuelan "Rum". Puked my guts out and gave me the shivers for 3 days straight. The headache was so bad I couldn't even sit upright.

This shit was so vile it made me immune to hangovers.

sierra nevada bigfoot beer. tasted like it must have come from bigfoots ass or something

Some brand of incredibly heavy alcoholic beer I got in Paris, it was like 16% or some shit. My brother came to visit so we each got a tall boy just to say we tried it, but he took one sip and gave the rest of his to me. It was awful but I had fun getting absolutely blasted off my ass with my big brother for the first time, since he's much older than me.

>>17007856
Jonathan Flanders Detected.

>>17019306
do you not have knuckles?

>>17007744
No such thing.

>>17007744
A coffee malt beer from grocery outlet, then my roommate saw I had some in the fridge and bought more to surprise me.
Tasted like artificial orange flavoring bad coffee and malt-vomit

The other night I drank so much I had the shakes the morning after. now I'm afraid to drink again but I really really want to. I won't because I feel shitty but that's a crazy combination of feelings.

Myers rum that had been sitting in a plastic jug indefinitely (years, I think), about killed me.

>>17013041
Red Label is for you to get blasted and not have a hangover from hell. The only JWs that are palatable on their own are Black Label and up. Double Black is a meme, don't fall for it.

>>17018932
>dragon's milk
That sounds lewd, Bad Dragon should do a collab with them.

>>17022353
they should do a collab with black dragon cider

>>17013041
i don't drink this because it's bad, i don't drink it because i can't get over that it tastes like sour cream

>>17007744
I don't even remember how to make it, but it was named after an old arab fortress in Spain. It was basically bitter hot chocolate with booze in it so it behaved like those pranks you pull on new drinkers where you give them a drink that curdles, this one did that if you let it sit for a few minutes and it didn't taste good to begin with. Anyways fuck Alhambras.

>>17019934
>drink too much
>bad hangover
>blame the drink for the direct consequences of you drinking too much of it
>blame the drink for making you 'immune to hangovers' because you learned your upper limit by drinking it
Faggot.

>>17022653
starving commie

>>17007744
I made some really shitty cider when I was a kid. I added a ton of cinnamon and fucked the ferment up somehow. Shit had the worst damn aftertaste. Atleast I hit 15% abv

Next to that it's sulfated wines. YOU DONT FUCKING NEED IT. Not for flavor, not for preservation, not for any reason; yet the vast majority of vinters in the us load their wine with it. It makes the wine bitter, acidic, and astringent.

>>17007744
This horse shit

a bad bottle of wine that gave me horrible food poisoning

>>17023275
lol beer 30

>>17017964
A warm 30-rack of Hamms is a weekend in a box!

I hated this shit so much which suprised me because I liked the few kambouchas I have tried. This shit literally tasted like drinking someone else's vomit and it only got worse as it got less cold. Incredibly hard to drink.

>>17007744
Which one of you cock brains told me this was good? I had to down a whole six pack of this garbage.

>>17018925
Like it even matters, all cognac is for niggers drink rum instead.

>>17007744
Every IPA I've tried. They all taste like soap. I've told IPA bros about this and asked for recommendations, but apparently that's just what IPAs are supposed to taste like.
>>17007853
>>17007856
I've done Malort shots. It's really not bad. I think you could even make some enjoyable drinks using it.
>>17008222
Pro tip: If you have some really shitty alcohol you want to get down, mask the taste with artificial sweeteners. Works better than sugar.

>>17007936
>>17015402
>Steel Reserve
Nastiest shit ever.
At least they got the name right.
Ever been in a factory or workshop that was dirty as fuck and had metal filings everywhere? Just open your mouth to talk or breathe and all you can taste is the metallic scum? That's Steel Reserve.

A lot of homemade mixed drink shitstorms could technically be "the worst ever," but just the fact that this garbage water is purposely produced on a large scale gives it the crown.

>>17018956
Dont Pajeets and chinks think this is an aphrodisiac?

I once had a fake pic related
the real is pure shit
imagine the pain from a fake one
I almost died that day

>>17018956
>tastes like rotten meat flavoured moonshine
you haven't have enough anon

>>17013041
I actually like the taste but the moment it hits my throat it makes me wanna gag

>>17015350
>t. faggot

>>17016153
that "tummy ache" is you destroying your body

KYS alkie

Stroh 80. This shit is by far the most disgusting alcoholic drink I have ever tasted

This shit hits the gag reflex instantly

>>17007765
>mystery arak from a gasoline can in indonesia
I had this over there as well
still tasted like gasoline too lmao I don't think they washed that can

>>17023992
I love that stuff.
You didn't drink it neat, did you?

>>17023992
I don't get why people seriously buy it. It's expensive as fuck and not even real rum but like 90% spiritus and 10% actual rum.

>>17017778
If thats the worst tasting alch youve ever had then your lucky as fuck because makers mark is far from disgusting

>>17007744
As a college Freshman I drank raspberry Karkov straight from the bottle one Halloween night.
I still can't stand that artifcial "berry" flavor

>>17007849
Did you get better or give up? Are you still brewing?

>>17007744
This tastes like cough medicine

>>17024049
I did drink it neat. I guess thats where i made my mistake

Jagermeister. Tastes like cold medicine. Or fireball whiskey. Chinese sorghum liquor, vodka, brandy and beer ftw.

>>17023986
That's the intention but I'm doing it slowly.

>>17018956
my roommate at a job I had where we lived on site tried to give me a cup of this without saying what it was, just smelling it was enough to make me say fuck that

It was some Halloween edition sour beer that tasted awful, but the worst part was that the brewer added food coloring to make it a Mountain Dew green color, which was completely unappetizing.

>>17017847
I had a Rauchbier for the first time the other day. Tasted like Japanese barley tea. Not terrible, but I wouldn't go out of my way to buy it again.

>>17023697
Pumpkin spice beverages of any kind are vile.

>>17025351
ain't that the truth. the flavor doesn't work outside of baked goods and a lot of time not even then.

>>17023992
It's mainly used for baking and mixing with mulled wine in Austria.

>>17024847
yes i am
i made 2 successful batches of syrup based wine recently and now i'm working on a third that i want to try to spice properly (and during the bottling stage)
i also have tried making sake aswell, properly using koji
no clue how the sake will turn out

>>17022683
Schizoaffective American stereotype

>>17023986
why do retards who tasted a piss beer at the age of 10 and carried the memory into adult hood now think they're philosophers on alcohol and how its bad
no worse than retards who want to ban guns who know nothing about them

>>17023275
lmao based alcoholism marketing

>>17018932
My friend showed this to me as a meme. Why was it bad?

>>17007853
>>17007856

>>17022494
>thought it was good while drinking it
>it's gross when remembering what it tastes like after the fact, don't want to try it again
very strange

>>17026575
hahaha yeeessssssssssss thats whats up toobz

>>17026575
What is that thing?

do. not. drink. this.
it tastes like an STD and smells like fermented pussy

>>17026575
yeesh John Hodgman isn't looking so good

>>17011368
This is the most yuck.

>>17007744
Bud Light Lime. Not a beer snob whatsoever but I had to pour it down the sink. Don't mind bud light or heavy at all.

>>17007971
alcohol makes everyone horny

>>17007971
MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?

PORTER
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance:
- Shakespeare's Macbeth

>>17016606
>>17017680
>>17017925
Great posts
>>17015350
Horrible post

>>17018932
I actually like Dragons Milk. But it's expensive af (like $16 for a 4pack) and it has a very strong bourbon taste which would be off putting for some people I'm sure

>>17019836
This shit right here is one of the only beers I have ever poured out. Absolutely vile

>>17027895
Try Old Rasputin