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poor guy washed up at Newport Beach. How should we cook it? Lemon and garlic?

>> No.17062665

>>17062661
and some rosemary

>> No.17062666

maybe some thyme too

>> No.17062673

>>17062661
Based Newport Beach anon

>> No.17062679

>>17062661
It will probably be mushy cause deep sea fish like anglers have less connective tissue.

>> No.17062681

>>17062661
Pretty inconsiderate of you to not stick your hand in to check if it's still alive.

>> No.17062685

>>17062681
I put my dick in when no one was looking.

>> No.17062688
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the only anglers worth eating are the goosefish & monkfish, and I wouldn't eat anything that came out of that water its a fuckin commercial boat harbour

>> No.17062702

>>17062661
there is a supreme clip of alex jones imitating an angler fish but youtube has gotten ultragay and wont let me find it, no offense to gay people. al jones is funny

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>> No.17062870

Throw it back...

make sure you throw a few car batteries in for good measure.

>> No.17062875

>>17062870
This, fuck the ocean I wish it never existed

>> No.17062879

>>17062661
Dissect it and post pics or didn't happen. If you really have this fish I have a good recipe

>> No.17062892

>>17062661
MELANIN BODIES

>> No.17062916

>>17062661
flammable boi

>> No.17062918

>>17062685
God is always looking.

>> No.17062946

>>17062918
your skydaddy watches you touch yourself?

gross bro.

>> No.17062988

>>17062946
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're good size and all

>> No.17062993

>>17062918
Prove it. Bet you can't. But maybe if you really, really, really believe it will become true. Keep on believing kid. That makes a huuuuge difference to nothing.

>> No.17063010

>>17062688
deep sea fish are generally delicious

>>17062661
make seafood watery rice with shrimp included, tomato garlic, onion, parsley paprika, etc

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WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT

>> No.17063044

>>17062681
>Pretty inconsiderate of you to not stick your hand in to check if it's still alive.
judging by the grains of sand in that zoomed in photo you may be able to fit one finger in

>> No.17063081

>>17062661
wtf That is some nightmarish All Tomorrow's shit right here
https://youtu.be/mnxxRRJnGG0

>> No.17063130

>>17062661
>poor guy
That's a female. The triangle bumps on her body are the males which bite into the female, lose their head, fuse to her body and just secrete sperm into her.

>> No.17063134

>>17062661
À la meunière.

>> No.17063142

>>17062993
>pRoVe iT
no u

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>>17062988

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>>17063130
Fucking feminists
Why are women such horrible creatures?

>> No.17063207

>>17063130
giwtwm

>> No.17063209

>>17063191
Read Female of the Species

>> No.17063237

>>17062661
How old are you?

>> No.17063850

>>17062661
cooking level?

>> No.17063879

>>17062661
put a Newport ciggie in its mouth.

>> No.17064437

>>17063017
https://nhm.org/anglerfish

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>>17062661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjjJLe5V2Fg Use this for inspiration.

>> No.17064799

>>17062709
Kek

>> No.17064807

>>17063017
Daddy chill

>> No.17064809

>>17063130
living the dream eh