/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17084943
everything in that picture, every day.
it will probably take you a couple years to get to that size though.

>>17084954
Yep, you basically have to eat like that to get that fat.

>>17084943
5 pound sack of sugar everyday. mix it in everything. or just eat american fast food like ops pic.

>>17084943
>>>/fit/

Nikocado has been muckbanging everyday for past two years at least and he looks nowhere near that guy. I'm also overweight but I don't know how people manage to become that big. Unless you're eating plain carbs it also seems a pretty expensive lifestyle.

>>17084943
Carbs.

>>17085029
most people like this have a support system that helps them achieve this weight, its fucking soul crushing

>>17084943
>What do I eat

Drink your calories, especialy drinks with high fructose corn syrup. Damn near any time somebody is confused about why they aren't gaining/losing weight its because they aren't acounting for the sugar they are drinking.

what is it with brits and taking fatness to this epic extreme, the average person in america and mexico is fatter but it seems like you see more brits who end up bedridden gigafat

>>17084992
it's not just sugar or fat but both together. almost everything in that pic is a combination of refined carbs and fat. just eating sugar or fat on its own doesn't seem to trigger that urge to overeat as much.

>>17084943
Daily diet

2 IHOP Cheeseburger omelets

1 box of donuts

2 half gallons of orange juice (organic or not is your preference, it's all a scam with added sugar either way)

2 McDonald's 40 piece mcnugget meals with large fries and sodas (this does not count towards soda intake listed below)

5 tubes of Pringles (baconator flavor if they still make them)

2 large Pizza Hut Meatlovers (one of the most calorie dense chain pizzas known to man)

Four 2 liters of non-diet soda (preferably a dark cola like Pepsi)

2 boxes of twinkies (or substitute your preferred Hostess brand product)

2 boxes of pop-tarts

13 frozen corn dogs (re-heating method doesn't matter)

That's a good starting point at least

basically anything sold in America. if you only want to get that big though, eat half what the locals eat.

>>17085292
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are you trying to become a 4channel janitor?

>>17084943
I remember some fat fetishist explaining something about gaining weight with a smoothie made from peanut butter and protein powder.

>>17084943
Switch to an American diet.

>>17085555
Yeah they make protien shakes specificaly for gaining mass. A stantard protien shake will have like 150-200 calories per a serving. Mass gainer shakes will have at least 1000 calories per a serving. I have considered them because I am a hard gainer, but they just seem disgusting to me.

>>17085722
That is disgusting, we really need to just have roving bands of cannibals patrolling our cities and cheesecake factories to get rid of these people

>>17085722
I lived in a pretty religious area durring college and got invted to a lot of church dinners. A pretty obvious way to get broke college kids in and then start discussing religion with them, but I thought the food would be worth somebody trying to convert me into their specific denomination. It was ALWAYS crap like that. Lots of cheese, lots of carbs, lots of procesed meats. Granted thats an extreme example, but its really not too far off from what a lot of middle America views as a good weeknight family meal.

>>17085744
The fundamental flaw with your plan anon is that we would be stuck with a bunch of lardass cannibals eating their version of junk food.

>>17084943
Pretty sure the first thing you need to eat is a king-sized helping of self-loathing. Then apply pizzas.

>>17084943
hes literally fucking showing you.

>>17085722
She is German obviously. It's a German show and there is German writings on the frankfurter can.

>>17084943
When those actors gain weight for their roles they shovel ice cream down by the gallons. Nothing will get you fatter, quicker than ice cream with a high fat and sugar count. Period.

>>17084943
any food featured in a "do americans really" thread

>>17084943
muh dick

>>17085722
LOL that's not even American you numb nuts

>>17085948
I wonder what it must feel like to know you're the fattest guy by a wide(heh) margin in a group full of morbidly obese people.

>>17084943
I wonder what would happen if you licked one of his nipples. Do you think he would cum?

>>17084943
Obviously, eat everything in that picture, for every meal, every day, and don't move at all except to put food in your mouth. Shit in a bed pan. You'll kill yourself in no time, although I can think of faster, easier, less painful and messy ways to kill yourself. If you wear a jacket, for instance, and load the pockets with heavy rocks and jump into the middle of a deep lake, you'll die pretty quick. Drowning only sucks at first, but after a minute or two, you just chill out and accept that you're dying.

>>17085940
this is a slim person in America

>>17085978
>>17085948
when I watched this I felt like the biggest guy was the coolest guy. when they're all together like that I can't help thinking that way.

>>17085111
whatever you say bro, lmao

>>17085992
WTF does that have to do with the comment?

>>17085948
kek'd at the file name

When I eat one burger I feel like I just did a mukbang. I can't even begin to rationalize these extravagant forms of obesity. At some point, isn't the eating unpleasant? Doesn't everyone get too overwhelmed with nausea to enjoy the taste of what they're eating when their guts fill up?

Buckshot

>>17084943
You have to eat big to get big.
Bloat lords checking in

>>17086202
Clearly not anon. Is it really so surprising to you that people can react differently to the same stimuli?

>>17086258
lol you're overweight

>>17084943
Honey roasted salted peanuts, you'll need to eat about 2kg a day

>>17086202
these people don't love food. they love eating. they love feeling full. gourmet isn't in their vocabulary.

>>17084943
OP are you trying to dodge the draft or somthing

>>17086264
Yeah, I'm a fat fuck. I was asking a genuine question though, not meaning to offend. Do you understand that people can respond differently to stimuli? Like how some people will feel sad when watching a dramatic movie or scared when watching horror, while others feel nothing?

>>17085029
But he also has remained quite physically active during all of it. If he were a true slouch he probably would be way closer to that goal. Big dawgs goal is an extremely public suicide that's extremely drawn out and he's doing it.

>>17086286
Me on the left.

>>17086343
#me2

>>17086202
When people eat so much their stomachs start to expand so they're able to eat much more.

>>17086394
Heart Attack Grill was pretty awesome as it was a front to kill off fat people.

>>17086343
Post belly

>>17086462

>>17084943
It always amazes how these fuckers can afford to get this fat. Where do they get all the money from?

>>17086465
underneath the folds of every landwhale lies an insidious enabler

>>17084943
ice cream

>>17086471
Idk about that, I work with a lot of fat fucks that don't have anyone enabling them.

>>17086465
Disability checks and benefits.

>>17084943
And he still doesn't have diabetes. Meanwhile, my asian and middle eastern ex girlfriends gain 40 lbs and have to get insulin. This is NOT a racist statement, but white may be superior genetically. Luck of the draw, really! (btw we invented luck)

>>17085304
t. fat nigger

>>17086518
>And he still doesn't have diabetes.
He doesn't have a life anymore, either.

>>17084943
For the average person, indulge in as much sugar as possible.

For OP, eat at a calorific deficit for a few months.

>>17085989

drowning is the worst way because of the panic you feel, you are thinking of freezing to death, which is where you feel euphoric as you pass away

>>17086563
hanging also bad same reason

:(

>>17086563
Freezing is absolutely not calm at all.
The euphoria is literally the last symptom before death.
Everything leading up to that is just as hellish as any other slow method of death.

>>17086452
>Front
Not when the owner admits if you keep eating his food it will kill you and has had interviews explaining his super villain backstory that lead to him hating fatties who refused to improve themselves.

He's honest, its just fat fucks can't resist the lure of PRECIOUS FOOD even if its hung over a pit of rotating saw blades

>>17086486
its you

>>17086563
>>17085989 was my experience with drowning. didn't know how to swim for a long while as a kid and got resuscitated after being a retard and trying to enter a pool. it didn't feel as painful as it did uncomfortable, but by the end if it i just sort of accepted what was happening.

>>17086286
Where’s your proof he’s physically active?

>>17084943
It would be easier to tell you what you don't eat. Veggies, fruits, unprocessed foods, lean meats. Everything that isn't those, you want to consume as much of it as often as you possibly can.

>>17084943
European style Pork Cracklings

>>17084943
Just go to an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet everyday, bonus points if it's meat heavy.

>>17085123
glad that there aren't doctors spending time on someone like this anymore

>>17085123
He looked so sad.

>>17086390
wanna see her attempt to swim

Ice-cream I got bored after I quit my job lost all my friends because no vax 6 months ago and put on 40kg in like a month just spam ice cream

>>17087567
Great. So the virus can kill you even easier now.

>>17087623
Then I got even more bored and lost it again and I'm near my goal or 79kg

>>17084943
Eat like him while shooting up insulin.
You have to keep your insulin level high by either constantly (every 2 hours minimum) or shooting up insulin. This way your body will never use fat from its storage for energy. Avoid fasting in the night by having big meals before bed and eat a huge meal if you wake up at night.

make milkshakes with coconut oil in it

>>17087631
Just get yourself vaccinated.

>>17084943
Why not just ask your mom?

>>17087145
https://onlyfans.com/nikocadoavocado

>>17084943
Raw veggies, very little, and drink lots of water and tea. I wish you all the best on your weight-loss journey

is this the skinniest American man ever

>>17085029
these extremely obese people usually have some condition that allows them to fatten up fast, plus depression and someone with a feeder fetish

>>17085123
He was cleaning up the boards and doing it for free

>>17085873
>>17085940
> Getting memed by the American food poster

Melted ice cream. The guy from It's Always Sunny who got really fat that one season said he did it by eating "Whatever I wanted" but it turned out to be slow, so he found the quickest way to get fat, what had the most sugar, carbs and calories that could easily be consumed was liquified ice cream.He'd just buy tubs of it, let it melt and drink it down all day, every day.

>>17089449
Woah, who is this Big Beautiful British Goddess?

>>17084943
he's a big guy

>>17084943
the idea is just to eat in a grazing manner all the time

Plot twist incoming!

OP is actually fatter than the guy in the image, and that stage of obesity is more realistic to reach than 'normal' for him.

OP may be obese, but at least he's reasonable.

So I'd say you eat only salads from now on!

LOL

>>17090941
whats with the spacing and the big LOL at the end with its own space

>>17084943

>>17084954
But op would have to go to America to be able to stock up on fatasses that big.